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2011-05-04 01:30:37 PM  

julia_kaye: And I thought I had it bad with my hypersexuality. I mean, could you imagine what its like to spend Quality Time Alone several times per day? I need to get off at least twice before I can function as an adult.


that sounds like happy morning fun time.

Andrew Wiggin: julia_kaye: what, do I have to post nekkid pics (again) to prove it?

yep


seconded.
 
2011-05-04 02:37:26 PM  

buddyrtr: julia_kaye: And I thought I had it bad with my hypersexuality. I mean, could you imagine what its like to spend Quality Time Alone several times per day? I need to get off at least twice before I can function as an adult.

I'm fairly certain you could easily obtain quite a number of volunteers to help alleviate your problem...


I could, but I can get the job done better myself :)
That and I've lost boyfriends because I'm too physically demanding.

Stupid boys. You think you want something until you get it. Then you complain about "needing sleep" every night. Or being woken up too early. Or needing to go to work occassionally.
 
2011-05-04 02:42:55 PM  

julia_kaye: buddyrtr: julia_kaye: And I thought I had it bad with my hypersexuality. I mean, could you imagine what its like to spend Quality Time Alone several times per day? I need to get off at least twice before I can function as an adult.

I'm fairly certain you could easily obtain quite a number of volunteers to help alleviate your problem...

I could, but I can get the job done better myself :)
That and I've lost boyfriends because I'm too physically demanding.

Stupid boys. You think you want something until you get it. Then you complain about "needing sleep" every night. Or being woken up too early. Or needing to go to work occassionally.


Can we set up some type of time share?
 
2011-05-04 02:48:39 PM  

GrymReeper: julia_kaye: WINNER!

So, what did I win?
/EIP


Since you're not in MN, you win a place on my favorites list.

If you were in MN, I'd ask you to meet me somewhere... and tell you to bring a friend :)
 
2011-05-04 02:50:09 PM  

julia_kaye: buddyrtr: julia_kaye: And I thought I had it bad with my hypersexuality. I mean, could you imagine what its like to spend Quality Time Alone several times per day? I need to get off at least twice before I can function as an adult.

I'm fairly certain you could easily obtain quite a number of volunteers to help alleviate your problem...

I could, but I can get the job done better myself :)That and I've lost boyfriends because I'm too physically demanding.

Stupid boys. You think you want something until you get it. Then you complain about "needing sleep" every night. Or being woken up too early. Or needing to go to work occassionally.


You think so but I bet you're wrong...

/has absolutely no way of proving that
 
2011-05-04 02:58:06 PM  
BurnShrike: all right, but I'm not paying for anyone's plane tickets or cheap hotels. Not after what happened with my "Russian Bride." ;)

I could be the Whore of Fark. I don't know if I'm ready to spend all that time in all those mother's basements.
 
2011-05-04 03:13:35 PM  

julia_kaye: buddyrtr: julia_kaye: And I thought I had it bad with my hypersexuality. I mean, could you imagine what its like to spend Quality Time Alone several times per day? I need to get off at least twice before I can function as an adult.

I'm fairly certain you could easily obtain quite a number of volunteers to help alleviate your problem...

I could, but I can get the job done better myself :)
That and I've lost boyfriends because I'm too physically demanding.

Stupid boys. You think you want something until you get it. Then you complain about "needing sleep" every night. Or being woken up too early. Or needing to go to work occassionally.


But things arE Infinitely better when you share. :)
/Profile

True enough on people in general not knowing what you're asking for and then getting it. You gotta find a like minded (abled?) person. Most people's version of sex all the time is more than a couple of times a week.
 
2011-05-04 03:23:44 PM  
Jackobeast: My primary internet is my phone, and it won't let me update my profile. I'll have to borrow real internet to do so.

SuperChuck: I find women better understand of my needs, but I prefer sleeping with straight women. Its my thing. Its amazing how many straight chicks want to sleep with another woman just for the experience. I'm happy to oblige.

Why can't more boys be like Fark boys? *swoon*
 
2011-05-04 03:29:28 PM  

julia_kaye: BurnShrike: all right, but I'm not paying for anyone's plane tickets or cheap hotels. Not after what happened with my "Russian Bride." ;)

I could be the Whore of Fark. I don't know if I'm ready to spend all that time in all those mother's basements.


You can stay in my Love Cellar. I'll have to blindfold you to take you there though. It's in a secret location that is in no way my parent's basement.
 
2011-05-04 03:37:15 PM  

BurnShrike: julia_kaye: BurnShrike: all right, but I'm not paying for anyone's plane tickets or cheap hotels. Not after what happened with my "Russian Bride." ;)

I could be the Whore of Fark. I don't know if I'm ready to spend all that time in all those mother's basements.

You can stay in my Love Cellar. I'll have to blindfold you to take you there though. It's in a secret location that is in no way my parent's basement.


Yay! Is this one of those adventures where you tie me up and I get to ride in the trunk?

(P.S. tell the person who is not your mom that I like lemonade & cookies).
 
2011-05-04 03:38:17 PM  

julia_kaye: SuperChuck: I find women better understand of my needs, but I prefer sleeping with straight women. Its my thing. Its amazing how many straight chicks want to sleep with another woman just for the experience. I'm happy to oblige.

Why can't more boys be like Fark boys? *swoon*


We're just a rare breed. What can I say? I think I can satisfy a woman as well as any other woman could, if not better. Unless of course, you're just more into the woman parts.

/everybody's a star on the internet
 
2011-05-04 03:42:54 PM  

julia_kaye: BurnShrike:
You can stay in my Love Cellar. I'll have to blindfold you to take you there though. It's in a secret location that is in no way my parent's basement.

Yay! Is this one of those adventures where you tie me up and I get to ride in the trunk?

(P.S. tell the person who is not your mom that I like lemonade & cookies).


I can't afford to buy rope to properly tie you up, but I probably have a spare network cable or two lying around here.


SuperChuck:
I think I can satisfy a woman as well as any other woman could, if not better.


I can satisfy a woman too. All you have to do is shut up and listen to her. Also stop staring at her tits all the time.
 
2011-05-04 03:43:13 PM  

BurnShrike: julia_kaye: BurnShrike: all right, but I'm not paying for anyone's plane tickets or cheap hotels. Not after what happened with my "Russian Bride." ;)

I could be the Whore of Fark. I don't know if I'm ready to spend all that time in all those mother's basements.

You can stay in my Love Cellar. I'll have to blindfold you to take you there though. It's in a secret location that is in no way my parent's basement.


ignore the shovels and boots with fresh earth on them. ;)
/does this smell like chloroform?
 
2011-05-04 03:44:33 PM  

jackobeast: BurnShrike:
You can stay in my Love Cellar. I'll have to blindfold you to take you there though. It's in a secret location that is in no way my parent's basement.

ignore the shovels and boots with fresh earth on them. ;)
/does this smell like chloroform?


Dude stop cock-blocking me.
 
2011-05-04 03:45:41 PM  

BurnShrike: julia_kaye: BurnShrike:
You can stay in my Love Cellar. I'll have to blindfold you to take you there though. It's in a secret location that is in no way my parent's basement.

Yay! Is this one of those adventures where you tie me up and I get to ride in the trunk?

(P.S. tell the person who is not your mom that I like lemonade & cookies).

I can't afford to buy rope to properly tie you up, but I probably have a spare network cable or two lying around here.


SuperChuck:
I think I can satisfy a woman as well as any other woman could, if not better.

I can satisfy a woman too. All you have to do is shut up and listen to her. Also stop staring at her tits all the time.


But the tits are so pretty. or do you mean give her ass equal attention?
 
2011-05-04 03:51:25 PM  

SuperChuck: BurnShrike:
I can satisfy a woman too. All you have to do is shut up and listen to her. Also stop staring at her tits all the time.

But the tits are so pretty. or do you mean give her ass equal attention?


Well yeah. What did you think I meant? Look at her face? Haha
 
2011-05-04 03:51:57 PM  
(Loving the attention, guys, thanks! I was a little sad last night and you all helped my self esteem. That must be a firs- um, I don't think that's ever happend on Fark before.)

I like it when men stare at my tits. It never gets old.

Hm. Maybe I should start wearing a "Free Gropes" tshirt.
 
2011-05-04 03:53:25 PM  

BurnShrike: jackobeast: BurnShrike:
You can stay in my Love Cellar. I'll have to blindfold you to take you there though. It's in a secret location that is in no way my parent's basement.

ignore the shovels and boots with fresh earth on them. ;)
/does this smell like chloroform?

Dude stop cock-blocking me.


was just playing, man. no cb intended or implied. that's what the wink was all about. please carry on.
 
2011-05-04 03:54:35 PM  

julia_kaye: (Loving the attention, guys, thanks! I was a little sad last night and you all helped my self esteem. That must be a firs- um, I don't think that's ever happend on Fark before.)

I like it when men stare at my tits. It never gets old.

Hm. Maybe I should start wearing a "Free Gropes" tshirt.


BIE EIP
 
2011-05-04 03:55:22 PM  

BurnShrike: SuperChuck: BurnShrike:
I can satisfy a woman too. All you have to do is shut up and listen to her. Also stop staring at her tits all the time.

But the tits are so pretty. or do you mean give her ass equal attention?

Well yeah. What did you think I meant? Look at her face? Haha


OK phew. you had me worried for a minute there.

julia_kaye: (Loving the attention, guys, thanks! I was a little sad last night and you all helped my self esteem. That must be a firs- um, I don't think that's ever happend on Fark before.)

I like it when men stare at my tits. It never gets old.

Hm. Maybe I should start wearing a "Free Gropes" tshirt.


Do you mean free to grope you or you give out free gropes? Who am I kidding, does it matter? Gropes for all!

/glad you're smiling now
 
2011-05-04 03:56:01 PM  

BurnShrike: julia_kaye: (Loving the attention, guys, thanks! I was a little sad last night and you all helped my self esteem. That must be a firs- um, I don't think that's ever happend on Fark before.)

I like it when men stare at my tits. It never gets old.

Hm. Maybe I should start wearing a "Free Gropes" tshirt.

BIE EIP


If only there was a way to Grope In Email
 
2011-05-04 03:56:07 PM  

julia_kaye: (Loving the attention, guys, thanks! I was a little sad last night and you all helped my self esteem. That must be a firs- um, I don't think that's ever happend on Fark before.)

I like it when men stare at my tits. It never gets old.

Hm. Maybe I should start wearing a "Free Gropes" tshirt.


so long as it's wet and clingy.
 
2011-05-04 04:10:27 PM  
Wet, clingy & low cut.

And Gropes for most people (tiny American flags for others?)
 
2011-05-04 04:28:27 PM  

julia_kaye: Wet, clingy & low cut.

And Gropes for most people (tiny American flags for others?)


*drool* At that point, why even bother with a shirt?

Here's a grope for you too.
 
2011-05-04 04:35:37 PM  

SuperChuck: julia_kaye: Wet, clingy & low cut.

And Gropes for most people (tiny American flags for others?)

*drool* At that point, why even bother with a shirt?

Here's a grope for you too.


So I don't get arrested on the way to church?

*feels groped, yipee*
 
2011-05-04 04:53:56 PM  
Since we're all pervy BFFs now, I have a question:

If a stripper shoves a boobie in your mouth (you know, from making an sound of appreciation) what is the proper protocol? Besides a large tip? If you bite or lick you get kicked out or arrested, right?

(Meh. I'll just have to start showing up to MN fark parties)
 
2011-05-04 04:56:41 PM  
I'm no expert on strippers but it's pretty hard to not lick a boob (or anything else) that's in your mouth. I'm willing to give it a try though. I just need someone to supply the boob.
 
2011-05-04 05:03:20 PM  

SuperChuck: I'm no expert on strippers but it's pretty hard to not lick a boob (or anything else) that's in your mouth. I'm willing to give it a try though. I just need someone to supply the boob.


I have two! Maybe we can share?
 
2011-05-04 05:16:02 PM  

julia_kaye: Since we're all pervy BFFs now, I have a question:

If a stripper shoves a boobie in your mouth (you know, from making an sound of appreciation) what is the proper protocol? Besides a large tip? If you bite or lick you get kicked out or arrested, right?

(Meh. I'll just have to start showing up to MN fark parties)


you only get kicked out or beat up if she's a prude. ;)
/lick always
//nibble if it's there long enough

julia_kaye: Wet, clingy & low cut.

And Gropes for most people (tiny American flags for others?)


yay gropes! you're a good sport. ;)
 
2011-05-04 05:24:42 PM  

jackobeast: julia_kaye: Since we're all pervy BFFs now, I have a question:

If a stripper shoves a boobie in your mouth (you know, from making an sound of appreciation) what is the proper protocol? Besides a large tip? If you bite or lick you get kicked out or arrested, right?

(Meh. I'll just have to start showing up to MN fark parties)

you only get kicked out or beat up if she's a prude. ;)
/lick always
//nibble if it's there long enough

julia_kaye: Wet, clingy & low cut.

And Gropes for most people (tiny American flags for others?)

yay gropes! you're a good sport. ;)


Why thank you.

You all are helping me build the sexy confidence I need to convince someone that he's not emotionally unavailable tonight.
 
2011-05-04 05:33:05 PM  
I always thought it was just an excuse not to have to submit to sex
or blackmail to try to get some work out of me around the house.
 
2011-05-04 05:33:35 PM  

julia_kaye: jackobeast: julia_kaye: Since we're all pervy BFFs now, I have a question:

If a stripper shoves a boobie in your mouth (you know, from making an sound of appreciation) what is the proper protocol? Besides a large tip? If you bite or lick you get kicked out or arrested, right?

(Meh. I'll just have to start showing up to MN fark parties)

you only get kicked out or beat up if she's a prude. ;)
/lick always
//nibble if it's there long enough

julia_kaye: Wet, clingy & low cut.

And Gropes for most people (tiny American flags for others?)

yay gropes! you're a good sport. ;)

Why thank you.

You all are helping me build the sexy confidence I need to convince someone that he's not emotionally unavailable tonight.


go get 'em, tigress. ;)
 
2011-05-04 05:34:44 PM  

Gawdzila: Looks like that guy isn't a very good lay.


Looks like she's killed him because he tried to initiate sex.
 
2011-05-04 05:37:55 PM  

jackobeast: julia_kaye:
You all are helping me build the sexy confidence I need to convince someone that he's not emotionally unavailable tonight.

go get 'em, tigress. ;)


Hell yeah!

/take pictures
 
2011-05-04 05:39:59 PM  

julia_kaye: And I thought I had it bad with my hypersexuality. I mean, could you imagine what its like to spend Quality Time Alone several times per day? I need to get off at least twice before I can function as an adult.

Do you people have any idea how - oh wait. I'm on Fark. Yeah, you all have it much worse. You're probably fapping to this right now, you fargin iceholes. At least I have the ability to function as an adult. Occassionally.

/what's does one use instead of "fap" for females?


"fish"
 
2011-05-04 05:43:39 PM  

BurnShrike: jackobeast: julia_kaye:
You all are helping me build the sexy confidence I need to convince someone that he's not emotionally unavailable tonight.

go get 'em, tigress. ;)

Hell yeah!

/take pictures


take enough to share with the class. ;)
 
2011-05-04 05:51:17 PM  
I'll try & set up a hidden camera ;)

Although, I think I'm more of a Cougar-in-Training (hey, I'm only 33) than a tiger. I sure like being called a Tigress though. Rawr

*off to buy a nanny cam*
 
2011-05-04 06:00:29 PM  

julia_kaye: I'll try & set up a hidden camera ;)

Although, I think I'm more of a Cougar-in-Training (hey, I'm only 33) than a tiger. I sure like being called a Tigress though. Rawr

*off to buy a nanny cam*


33 isn't close to cougar yet. But if you need some practice I can help. ;}
 
2011-05-04 06:14:01 PM  

julia_kaye: I'll try & set up a hidden camera ;)

Although, I think I'm more of a Cougar-in-Training (hey, I'm only 33) than a tiger. I sure like being called a Tigress though. Rawr

*off to buy a nanny cam*


Totally not a cougar. Not even close.
/hawt roar
 
2011-05-04 06:14:58 PM  
*and roofies. Can't forget those*
 
2011-05-04 06:18:24 PM  

julia_kaye: *and roofies. Can't forget those*


lol. roofie coladas to get things started. move into roofie tais? moroofito? :)
 
2011-05-04 06:28:58 PM  

julia_kaye: *and roofies. Can't forget those*


I'm gonna have to favorite you now
 
2011-05-04 06:51:13 PM  
*big grin*

Already added you, Jack & Burn to my faves.

Update: c*nt blocked by his baby momma. Guess I gotta go for the other boy. I think I'm going to tell him, "I want to do things to you that could ruin our friendship." Is that hot or creepy?
 
2011-05-04 06:56:08 PM  

julia_kaye: *big grin*

Already added you, Jack & Burn to my faves.

Update: c*nt blocked by his baby momma. Guess I gotta go for the other boy. I think I'm going to tell him, "I want to do things to you that could ruin our friendship." Is that hot or creepy?


Hot. Unless he's chicken. But I'd be at your house in record time.
 
2011-05-04 07:02:55 PM  

julia_kaye: *big grin*

Already added you, Jack & Burn to my faves.

Update: c*nt blocked by his baby momma. Guess I gotta go for the other boy. I think I'm going to tell him, "I want to do things to you that could ruin our friendship." Is that hot or creepy?


Hot. Definitely.

And 33 isn't old.

/turns 33 in a few months
 
2011-05-04 07:13:15 PM  
I gave boy #2 a box of art supplies I got from an ex. Worth about a grand. Told him he could pay me back by taking me out for a drink and telling me I'm pretty.

May cash that in tonight. Otherwise I'll probably be back later whining about it. Or getting my roomate to take pictures of me in a bubblebath for my profile.

/wants a roofie tai
 
2011-05-04 07:16:36 PM  

julia_kaye: I gave boy #2 a box of art supplies I got from an ex. Worth about a grand. Told him he could pay me back by taking me out for a drink and telling me I'm pretty.

May cash that in tonight. Otherwise I'll probably be back later whining about it. Or getting my roomate to take pictures of me in a bubblebath for my profile.

/wants a roofie tai


For a grand, he oughtta be putting out!

/still hoping for the pic though
//EIP ;P
 
2011-05-04 07:37:47 PM  

SuperChuck: julia_kaye: I gave boy #2 a box of art supplies I got from an ex. Worth about a grand. Told him he could pay me back by taking me out for a drink and telling me I'm pretty.

May cash that in tonight. Otherwise I'll probably be back later whining about it. Or getting my roomate to take pictures of me in a bubblebath for my profile.

/wants a roofie tai

For a grand, he oughtta be putting out!

/still hoping for the pic though
//EIP ;P


Bah its no fun without the chase. I already told him he didn't have to put out... it was just an option.

(My roomate has found this thread, and I think I may be in trouble with his wife soon. Not because of the bubblebath picture idea, but because of my wicked plans).
 
2011-05-04 07:48:13 PM  
Your roommate's a dude? With a wife? Now I'm really confused.
 
2011-05-04 08:04:14 PM  
I have 3 roomates at the moment, we have a huge apartment. Two are like sibs, so that'd be icky. The wife is fair game though :D
 
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