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(Reuters)   Old and busted: waterboarding Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. The new hotness: waterboarding Khalid Sheikh Mohammed 183 TIMES   (reuters.com) divider line 144
    More: Amusing, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, enhanced interrogations, United States Deputy Secretary of Defense, Paul Wolfowitz, waterboarding, CIA interrogations, CIA, Osama bin Laden  
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2011-05-03 08:02:09 PM
Bin Laden kill may reopen CIA interrogation debate

No, no it won't. Debate is over. Torture fans lost. Good day, Sir!
 
2011-05-03 08:04:23 PM
The fact that they waterboarded that dude 183 times is definitely old news.
 
2011-05-03 08:04:33 PM
Old news is SO EXCITING
 
2011-05-03 08:07:47 PM
And it still yielded nothing of value.

Should have gone for 184.
 
2011-05-03 08:10:24 PM
Why do I always think of Juicy Fruit when I hear the term waterboarding?
 
2011-05-03 08:10:43 PM
Pieces of reliable intel gained by torture: 1
Other: 182
 
2011-05-03 08:11:49 PM
People who knew this already: 6.5 billion
People who didn't: Subby, apparently.
 
2011-05-03 08:13:03 PM
He was thirsty?
 
2011-05-03 08:13:10 PM
did it make him moist?
 
2011-05-03 08:13:37 PM
Maybe this submission came from a Gitmo detainee who wasn't aware we all knew, yet.
 
2011-05-03 08:13:50 PM
In a row?
 
2011-05-03 08:14:34 PM
I, for one, would like to know Alan Dershowitz's secrets.
 
2011-05-03 08:14:53 PM
Quasar: Pieces of reliable intel gained by torture: 1
Other: 182


Actually its:

Pieces of reliable intel gained by torture: 0
Other: 183.

According to DONALD FREAKING RUMSFELD.
 
2011-05-03 08:15:03 PM
Is it a fundraising drive to get to 184? Because I'll totally brake open the wallet for that.
 
2011-05-03 08:16:12 PM
Maybe he liked it.
One man's torture is another man's fetish.
Just ask your dad.
 
2011-05-03 08:16:50 PM
How many times has this come up on Fark in the past??


frayedwire.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-05-03 08:17:13 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Actually its:

Pieces of reliable intel gained by torture: 0
Other: 183.

According to DONALD FREAKING RUMSFELD.


COOL OUT, DUDE.

If you intentionally misread a Leon Panetta interview from today, he TOTALLY admitted the courier stuff came during a waterboarding session! For realz! Suck it libs!
 
2011-05-03 08:17:53 PM
rodeofrog: Why do I always think of Juicy Fruit when I hear the term waterboarding?

i55.tinypic.com

Gooooooooooood Vibrations! (new window)

i54.tinypic.com

The taste is gonna, gonna, gonna mooooove ya! (new window)


/Surf's up!
 
2011-05-03 08:18:11 PM
The argument is that since the guy was water-boarded several years prior to giving up the information, that means water-boarding must have worked? Really?
 
2011-05-03 08:20:23 PM
ShawnDoc: The argument is that since the guy was water-boarded several years prior to giving up the information, that means water-boarding must have worked? Really?

The new argument tomorrow, just to get you ready, will be that Leon Panetta admitted to NBC's Brian Williams tonight that it came during waterboarding.
 
2011-05-03 08:21:46 PM
NewportBarGuy: rodeofrog: Why do I always think of Juicy Fruit when I hear the term waterboarding?



Gooooooooooood Vibrations! (new window)

The taste is gonna, gonna, gonna mooooove ya! (new window)

Link (new window)
/Surf's up!


Link
 
2011-05-03 08:23:29 PM
robsul82: ShawnDoc: The argument is that since the guy was water-boarded several years prior to giving up the information, that means water-boarding must have worked? Really?

The new argument tomorrow, just to get you ready, will be that Leon Panetta admitted to NBC's Brian Williams tonight that it came during waterboarding.


Oooh good to know, was making snacks tomorrow when I wake up tomorrow! (2am here)
 
2011-05-03 08:23:52 PM
 
2011-05-03 08:24:00 PM
NewportBarGuy: No, no it won't. Debate is over. Torture fans lost. Good day, Sir!

pretty sure that the fact that accusations of torture keep coming up means that the debate isn't over yet. but keep displaying the patriotic inhumanity the propaganda minister convinced you to believe in.

/we have always been at war with terror. it is now time for the daily Two Minutes' Hate. why yes, that is a bell ringing, are you salivating?
 
2011-05-03 08:24:17 PM
Waterboarding them to get information is totally useless

Doing it out of schadenfreude, however...
 
2011-05-03 08:24:56 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Quasar: Pieces of reliable intel gained by torture: 1
Other: 182

Actually its:

Pieces of reliable intel gained by torture: 0
Other: 183.

According to DONALD FREAKING RUMSFELD.


The Donald Rumsfeld who was tieing Iraq and AQ together on the afternoon of sept. 11th, or the Donald Rumsfeld who reinforces your view on torture?
 
2011-05-03 08:25:00 PM
bikerdiva: Link

i54.tinypic.com

"I want to lay you down by the fiiiire!"
 
2011-05-03 08:25:51 PM
Wow Talk about a reporter desperately trying to twist the facts to fit his thesis:


And at the time the information surfaced, the CIA had already abandoned some of its most controversial interrogation techniques, including waterboarding, in which water is poured over the face of an interrogation subject to simulate drowning, current and former U.S. officials told Reuters.

But the possibility that detainees who at some point were subjected to physical coercion later gave up information leading to bin Laden's discovery is sparking discussion among intelligence experts as to whether he could have been found without them.


Reporter's thesis: well this certainly vindicates all that torturing we were doing

actual fact: he was tortured 183 times and gave us nothing. Once they started using the more normal psychological interrogation techniques that every police dept uses, he gave us the intel that led to bin Laden
 
2011-05-03 08:26:20 PM
bikerdiva: Oooh good to know, was making snacks tomorrow when I wake up tomorrow! (2am here)

ThisNameSux: CIA chief: Waterboarding aided bin Laden raid (new window)

See? Thanks, liberal media!
 
2011-05-03 08:27:34 PM
KSM, as he was known to U.S. officials, was subjected to "waterboarding" 183 times, the U.S. government has acknowledged.

But it was not until later, after waterboarding was suspended because it and other harsh techniques became heatedly debated, that Mohammed told interrogators about the existence of a courier particularly close to bin Laden


Clearly, stopping waterboarding is the most effective interrogation method. But you can't stop it if you don't start.

/Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2011-05-03 08:28:03 PM
We have always been at war with Eastasia.
 
2011-05-03 08:28:03 PM
NewportBarGuy: bikerdiva: Link



"I want to lay you down by the fiiiire!"


NewportBarGuy: rodeofrog: Why do I always think of Juicy Fruit when I hear the term waterboarding?



Gooooooooooood Vibrations! (new window)

The taste is gonna, gonna, gonna mooooove ya! (new window)

Link (new window)
/Surf's up!


Link

Giggity
 
2011-05-03 08:28:44 PM
A lot of people are thrilled by this and will now use this as an example of how harsh and, might I say, unlawful interrogation techniques work to extract intel. Here's my spin on it. If I were to be captured would I want to be waterboarded or have bamboo shoved up my fingernails? The LOAC and the Geneva Conventions exist for a reason. If we continue to shiat all over them then what the fark are we really proving? Are we really better than the enemy?

Amusing? Fark you subby.
 
2011-05-03 08:29:35 PM
so today we learned that KSM was waterboarded 183 times, that the poincare conjecture was proven by an eccentric russian... what's the trifecta? india declared independence from the british empire?
 
2011-05-03 08:32:10 PM
robsul82: bikerdiva: Oooh good to know, was making snacks tomorrow when I wake up tomorrow! (2am here)

ThisNameSux: CIA chief: Waterboarding aided bin Laden raid (new window)

See? Thanks, liberal media!


Liberal who with that what? I just wanted snacks to enjoy the stupid that will ensue. Don't judge.
 
2011-05-03 08:33:31 PM
ShawnDoc: The argument is that since the guy was water-boarded several years prior to giving up the information, that means water-boarding must have worked? Really?

Of course it worked. You saw how quickly Bush and Cheney used that information to get bin Laden.
 
2011-05-03 08:34:10 PM
Smokey the Bare: If we continue to shiat all over them then what the fark are we really proving? Are we really better than the enemy?

.


WTF is this obsession with being "better than the enemy"?

Fark you touchy feely people who are obsessed with your self image. I want to defeat the enemy. Period.
 
2011-05-03 08:35:28 PM
How can someone read the quotes then come to the conclusion that water boarding had anything to do with getting reliable information about OBL? Read TFA, fascists.
 
2011-05-03 08:36:45 PM
bikerdiva: Liberal who with that what? I just wanted snacks to enjoy the stupid that will ensue. Don't judge.

I'm mocking the idea that there's this great liberal media boogeyman out there when they're going to run that as the headline considering Panetta didn't actually say that.
 
2011-05-03 08:37:27 PM
Wow this might be a full-on conversation to derp record.
 
2011-05-03 08:37:43 PM
Big Al: How can someone read the quotes then come to the conclusion that water boarding had anything to do with getting reliable information about OBL? Read TFA, fascists.

TFA isn't the whole story.

"Enhanced interrogation techniques" were used to extract information that led to the mission's success, Panetta said during an interview with anchor Brian Williams. Those techniques included waterboarding, he acknowledged. (new window)
 
2011-05-03 08:39:53 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Smokey the Bare: If we continue to shiat all over them then what the fark are we really proving? Are we really better than the enemy?

.

WTF is this obsession with being "better than the enemy"?

Fark you touchy feely people who are obsessed with your self image. I want to defeat the enemy. Period.


You don't defeat the enemy by becoming him.
 
2011-05-03 08:41:37 PM
tenpoundsofcheese (favorite: tenpoundsofshill) Quote 2011-05-03 08:37:43 PM

TFA isn't the whole story.

"Enhanced interrogation techniques" were used to extract information that led to the mission's success, Panetta said during an interview with anchor Brian Williams. Those techniques included waterboarding, he acknowledged. (new window)



>>>

No, TFA is the entire story


The official said that for three years after the CIA stopped subjecting him to coercive measures, KSM continued to talk extensively. It was during this period, the official said, that he believes KSM gave up information about the courier.

A second former U.S. official said that while he did not remember which detainee gave up the key tip about the courier, he confirmed that the information came in 2004, after the CIA had abandoned waterboarding but before it had completely stopped the use of physically stressful techniques.
 
2011-05-03 08:41:44 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: WTF is this obsession with being "better than the enemy"?

If you aren't better than your enemy, what are you fighting for? The fun of it? Fark you.
 
2011-05-03 08:41:56 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Smokey the Bare: If we continue to shiat all over them then what the fark are we really proving? Are we really better than the enemy?

.

WTF is this obsession with being "better than the enemy"?

Fark you touchy feely people who are obsessed with your self image. I want to defeat the enemy. Period.


Yes because we should continue to set the precedent across the world that you can do whatever the hell you want to all POW's because you want to defeat the enemy.
 
2011-05-03 08:41:57 PM
I'm sure we got all sorts of important intel from him during these sessions, didn't we?

(DNRTFA)
 
2011-05-03 08:42:09 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Smokey the Bare: If we continue to shiat all over them then what the fark are we really proving? Are we really better than the enemy?

.

WTF is this obsession with being "better than the enemy"?

Fark you touchy feely people who are obsessed with your self image. I want to defeat the enemy. Period.


Because, with the unbelievably sophisticated and lethal weaponry at humanity's disposal in this era, it might not be the best time to see which group can outdo the other in acts of savage cruelty?

/jmho
 
2011-05-03 08:42:47 PM
tenpoundsofcheese (favorite: tenpoundsofshill) Quote 2011-05-03 08:34:10 PM

Fark you touchy feely people who are obsessed with your self image. I want to defeat the enemy. Period.

>>>

So you want to defeat the enemy... but using tactics that make you just as bad, and that create countless more terrorists to take their place? You sound like a DEA officer who votes against legalization.
 
2011-05-03 08:43:02 PM
Girls, girls, you're ALL pretty.
 
2011-05-03 08:44:32 PM
The goddamn director of the CIA confirmed this evening that information from waterboarding was used to track down Osama, your argument is invalid.
 
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