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Benucio		2011-05-03 02:45:20 PM

barely

Capt. Sparkles		2011-05-03 02:47:35 PM

If she doesn't then who will?

eagles95		2011-05-03 02:48:30 PM

Nothing further

Jupiter's Thunder		2011-05-03 02:50:13 PM

Well what's she supposed to do? Pay attention to the benefit?

At least her attention is to my benefit.

katerbug72		2011-05-03 02:57:36 PM

She's probably trying to make sure they don't pop out. Nah, who am I kidding?

Apos		2011-05-03 02:58:10 PM

Narcissa,touch thyself.....

Sarcastica75		2011-05-03 03:05:00 PM

Maybe she's trying to show off the fake eyelashes, you guys. I mean. Fake eyelashes. Amirite, guys? Guys? Fake eyelashes...

xtalman		2011-05-03 03:10:05 PM

Sarcastica75: Maybe she's trying to show off the fake eyelashes, you guys. I mean. Fake eyelashes. Amirite, guys? Guys? Fake eyelashes...
They look more like fuzzy caterpillars then eyebrows.

Brick-House		2011-05-03 03:11:06 PM

Personally, I like the itty bitty titties

and for all the hater out there, she's good lookin, fu(ks like a bunny, and is rich. I am not seeing what the problem is.

Misconduc		2011-05-03 03:14:44 PM

Brick-House: Personally, I like the itty bitty titties

and for all the hater out there, she's good lookin, fu(ks like a bunny, and is rich. I am not seeing what the problem is.

except she would fark everyone, BUT you.

cdsmith74		2011-05-03 03:15:18 PM

Brick-House: Personally, I like the itty bitty titties

and for all the hater out there, she's good lookin, fu(ks like a bunny, and is rich. I am not seeing what the problem is.

Agreed.
She's a rich, dumb blond with a nice body and a funky lazy eye. There would be a collective emptying of basements if she said she wanted to bang all the guys and gals on Fark. Consecutively or concurrently.

//NTTAWTT

ZMugg		2011-05-03 03:22:20 PM

Brick-House: Personally, I like the itty bitty titties

and for all the hater out there, she's good lookin, fu(ks like a bored debutante, and is rich. I am not seeing what the problem is.

Adjusted.

89 Stick-Up Kid		2011-05-03 03:25:03 PM

Brick-House: Personally, I like the itty bitty titties

and for all the hater out there, she's good lookin, fu(ks like a bunny, and is rich. I am not seeing what the problem is.

THE HERPS

Kellner21		2011-05-03 03:33:02 PM

Brick-House: Personally, I ~~like~~ love the itty bitty titties

and for all the hater out there, she's good lookin, fu(ks like a bunny, and is rich. I am not seeing what the problem is.

I've often wished I had the chance to make a sex tape with her. But I know that I have a snowball's chance in hell, and I'd rather not get drippy dick.

DubyaHater		2011-05-03 03:52:34 PM

Oh yeah. I'd wreck that chick.

Atomic Spunk		2011-05-03 04:09:48 PM

Paris Hilton's herpes should only concern you if you sleep with one of Paris's sex partners, or someone who had sex with one of her sex partners. In other words, Paris Hilton's herpes affects everyone in the world.

spacemanjones		2011-05-03 04:44:51 PM

That is one good looking woman. Srsrly

PurpleP		2011-05-03 04:57:40 PM

She's hot.

abhorrent1		2011-05-03 05:20:40 PM

Capt. Sparkles: If she doesn't then who will?

I will! I'd penis them with all my might.

emocomputerjock		2011-05-03 05:33:45 PM

89 Stick-Up Kid: Brick-House: Personally, I like the itty bitty titties

and for all the hater out there, she's good lookin, fu(ks like a bunny, and is rich. I am not seeing what the problem is.

THE HERPS

Ed Finnerty		2011-05-03 05:34:45 PM

If'n imma gonna get genital warts, imma ginna git 'em from her.

wild9		2011-05-03 05:47:58 PM

DubyaHater: Oh yeah. I'd wreck that chick.

Same here and from the video I saw of her it looks like she gives pretty good head.

bugmn99		2011-05-03 06:05:56 PM

ITT: Farkers who make themselves feel better about a pretty girl who wouldn't give them the time of day by pretending she has herpes and is yucky.

mongbiohazard		2011-05-03 06:19:18 PM

spacemanjones: That is one good looking woman. Srsrly

Yeah. Speaking strictly physically I think Paris is absolutely gorgeous... Really, really beautiful.

But in every other way I think she is completely repugnant.

cig-mkr		2011-05-03 06:40:34 PM

Isn't one Farker out there that wouldn't run off a batch of nut nog on those funbags!

GWSuperfan		2011-05-03 07:49:39 PM

bugmn99: pretending she has herpes

ahem (new window)

Just_a_Bear		2011-05-03 08:54:44 PM

otoh she looks pretty good. vapid, but good.

iron_city_ap		2011-05-03 08:57:51 PM

xtalman: Sarcastica75: Maybe she's trying to show off the fake eyelashes, you guys. I mean. Fake eyelashes. Amirite, guys? Guys? Fake eyelashes...
They look more like fuzzy caterpillars then eyebrows.

When I noticed the fakes are half the size of her eye lids, it suddenly became very disturbing.

Ctrl-Alt-Del		2011-05-03 11:57:25 PM

Brick-House: and for all the hater out there, she's good lookin, fu(ks like a bunny,

Yeah, she's pretty good looking, but "farks like a bunny"? Evry video I've seen her in she farks like a dead fish

limboslam		2011-05-04 01:03:02 AM

She's conditioned herself to keep checking things out. They change all the time.

lisarenee3505		2011-05-04 02:05:41 AM

Does anyone else ever get an almost overwhelming urge to smack this spoiled, tired-looking whore right across the mouth with a baseball bat, or is it just me?

thenateman		2011-05-04 02:45:58 AM

lisarenee3505: Does anyone else ever get an almost overwhelming urge to smack this spoiled, tired-looking whore right across the mouth with a baseball bat, or is it just me?

Only if baseball bat means penis.

/Of course baseball bat means penis

TheraTx		2011-05-04 09:22:15 AM

i'd dick punch her dirt star

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2011-05-04 04:41:14 PM

limboslam: She's conditioned herself to keep checking things out. They change all the time.

Ah, the wonk eye is bad plastic surgery? So young. So stupid. So, did the abortion ruin her reproductive organs, or all the STDs?

bel4sucks		2011-05-05 12:51:10 AM

lisarenee3505: Does anyone else ever get an almost overwhelming urge to smack this spoiled, tired-looking whore right across the mouth with a baseball bat, or is it just me?

It's just you because you're a bitter, hate filled hag that's threatened by younger women.

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