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		Amateur bin Laden hunter attributes the fugitives capture in part to his own efforts, deft weaponry skills and awesome tracking capabilities (denverpost.com)		105
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Happy Hours		2011-05-03 11:23:31 AM

You all do realize the connection between Greeley and Al Quaeda, do you not?

Link (new window)

Such a small town. Only thing it's got going for it is Cheeba Hut.

patrick767		2011-05-03 11:30:18 AM

What a sad, delusional man.

styckx		2011-05-03 11:31:57 AM

Attention whore is an attention whore.

Quasar		2011-05-03 11:48:27 AM

veedeevadeevoodee		2011-05-03 12:11:36 PM

Pocket Ninja		2011-05-03 12:25:04 PM

I was seriously wondering last night how long it would be before somebody got around to interviewing this guy.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2011-05-03 12:58:44 PM

Going by his standards I'm ABSOLUTELY ready to have sex with the entire Vivid Video roster.

When is the paper going to interview ME practicing my special attack grip?

NittLion78		2011-05-03 01:17:49 PM

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birchman		2011-05-03 01:47:03 PM

Pocket Ninja: I was seriously wondering last night how long it would be before somebody got around to interviewing this guy.

Me too actually.

Milamber1a		2011-05-03 01:47:12 PM

But how are his bowstaff skills?

Lanny Budd		2011-05-03 01:48:39 PM

"I was in those mountains when I was arrested," Faulkner said at his Greeley apartment Monday. "I think maybe I flushed him down out of the mountains into the foothills."

Classic.

Cpl.D		2011-05-03 01:48:57 PM

He helped? Really? Was he the dude they waterboarded in gitmo?

rmz		2011-05-03 01:50:08 PM

Man, I came in here to post a Dwight Schrute picture, and I was already beaten only four posts in.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2011-05-03 01:50:29 PM

Boba Fett is lookin kinda rough these days...

scottydoesntknow		2011-05-03 01:50:41 PM

FTFA: Last June, Faulkner was arrested in Pakistan, on a quest to hunt down and kill or capture bin Laden.

"I was in those mountains when I was arrested," Faulkner said at his Greeley apartment Monday. "I think maybe I flushed him down out of the mountains into the foothills."

Yea it's not like all sources state ObL was living at that compound for around 3 years. No you weren't the Bin Laden Hunter, you were a random jackoff wandering through the Middle East with toys bought from an army surplus store. You were lucky the Pakistani's arrested you instead of an Al Queda/Taliban cell finding you.

LessO2		2011-05-03 01:52:34 PM

Hell, he was geographically closer than George W. Bush ever was.

cehlen		2011-05-03 01:53:02 PM

The guy was pretty close to where they actually found him wasn't he? Was he there by accident or did he really get that close on his own?

A Fark Handle		2011-05-03 01:53:17 PM

Happy Hours: You all do realize the connection between Greeley and Al Quaeda, do you not?

Link (new window)

Such a small town. Only thing it's got going for it is Cheeba Hut.

oh qutb...if i had lived in greeley, i probably would hate america too.

i too tracked bin laden to pakistan. of course he was there and you bet your sweet ass lots of pakistani intellgence officers knew. that's why we didn't tell them shiat this time.

jagec		2011-05-03 01:53:22 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Boba Fett is lookin kinda rough these days...

The Empire decided to centralize their mercenary needs with Blackwater, instead of dealing with multiple independent contractors.

AnubisMan		2011-05-03 01:53:38 PM

I put a support the troops magnetic ribbon on my car last week, I think I might have contributed more to the capture than this dude.
/not really

mantabulous		2011-05-03 01:54:40 PM

cehlen: The guy was pretty close to where they actually found him wasn't he? Was he there by accident or did he really get that close on his own?

What do you think?

bjcpc0337		2011-05-03 01:54:51 PM

Wow and all from his mommy's and daddy's basement!

One Bad Apple		2011-05-03 01:55:19 PM

Cpl.D: He helped? Really? Was he the dude they waterboarded in gitmo?

Hey for a shot at that $25 million reward I'd give anything a shot

Oh and :

panachereport.com

/Semper Fib

Shrapnel		2011-05-03 01:56:37 PM

If only his nunchuck skills were up to par, he'd have succeeded.

Cpl.D		2011-05-03 01:57:19 PM

$27 mil. The pilot's association chipped in 2 mil. And Semper Fib? lolwut?

BigNumber12		2011-05-03 01:57:46 PM

Let's consider the source of these statements. The guy apparently chooses to live in Greeley, and isn't a cattle rancher. Clearly not playing with a full deck.

rapidlyfiringneurons		2011-05-03 01:57:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: I was seriously wondering last night how long it would be before somebody got around to interviewing this guy.

Yea, considering he's a local from my neck of the woods, he's a fruitcake.

Good thing he's actually in jail for being a wife beater for Jesus or something?

abhorrent1		2011-05-03 01:59:38 PM

Just link to the farking article, subtard.
Link (new window)

One Bad Apple		2011-05-03 01:59:42 PM

Cpl.D: $27 mil. The pilot's association chipped in 2 mil. And Semper Fib? lolwut?

The guy just strikes me as some Walter Mitty type LARP poser. Like Dux

LeroyBourne		2011-05-03 02:00:06 PM

We're glad too that you don't have to back to Pakistan. We know shiat would have gotten real.

Big_Fat_Liar		2011-05-03 02:01:45 PM

in Laden has long been known as the mastermind behind the Sept. 11 attacks on the Twin Towers in New York.

I thought it was decided around 2004 that KSM was the mastermind and Bin Laden was the figurehead of the movement?

GreenSun		2011-05-03 02:02:13 PM

I danced naked and prayed to the Sand God Zandigina to flush out Bin Landen from his cave. I think the Sand God listened, but in a twisted way, He/She/It, put Bin Laden in a mansion instead.

Andulamb		2011-05-03 02:02:34 PM

~~"I was in those mountains when I was arrested," Faulkner said at his Greeley apartment Monday.~~ "I think maybe I flushed ~~him down out of the mountains into the foothills~~."

Fixed that for him.

JohnnyShotMe		2011-05-03 02:02:42 PM

I once recorded these idiot kids doing dumb stuff on a camcorder. Exactly one year later MTV debuted Jackass. Coincidence? I think not.

/You're welcome, America.

Dansker		2011-05-03 02:02:44 PM

Cpl.D: He helped? Really? Was he the dude they waterboarded in gitmo?

Ahem...

omeganuepsilon		2011-05-03 02:03:53 PM

Omnivorous		2011-05-03 02:04:05 PM

"I think maybe I flushed him down out of the mountains into the foothills."

Right: 5 years before you ever got to Pakistan.

sigdiamond2000		2011-05-03 02:05:34 PM

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macadamnut		2011-05-03 02:07:05 PM

One Bad Apple: Cpl.D: $27 mil. The pilot's association chipped in 2 mil. And Semper Fib? lolwut?

The guy just strikes me as some Walter Mitty type LARP poser. Like Dux

Walter Mitty actually got the bad guys.

/ta-pok-ita-pok-ita-pok-ita

A Famous Mortimer Production		2011-05-03 02:07:07 PM

He has struggled lately with kidney disease but now is feeling better and taking dialysis three times a week. He had always maintained that as soon as his kidney problems were overcome, he'd return to his hunt for bin Laden.

Afraid of a fair fight?

Fool0ndahill		2011-05-03 02:07:44 PM

Judging from his picture, this is probably the thing he is most proud of doing ever in his entire sad delusional existence. I say we let him have it.

I am Ahab		2011-05-03 02:09:15 PM

FTA: "He has struggled lately with kidney disease but now is feeling better and taking dialysis three times a week. He had always maintained that as soon as his kidney problems were overcome, he'd return to his hunt for bin Laden."

Ironic? Dontcha think?

geo9270		2011-05-03 02:10:42 PM

Milamber1a: But how are his bowstaff skills?

guess I won't be posting this.

EuphoniumEuphoria		2011-05-03 02:10:42 PM

Almost as bad as the herpaderp beig posted on Facebook.

OBAMA DIDN'T KILL OSAMA! AN AMERICAN SOLDIER DID!! WHY ARE YOU TAKING CREDIT FARTBONGO? WHY?

Ad nauseam.

actor212		2011-05-03 02:13:02 PM

Right.

You just keep pedalling that Big Wheel, Susie. One day you'll make it to the big girl X Games...

pdavis99		2011-05-03 02:13:07 PM

Last June I went swimming with a snorkel, a pair of goggles, my speedos and a rusty Swiss army knife in my pool in Georgia. Five months later a record setting Maco shark was caught off the coast of Daytona, Florida.

I attribute his capture to the fact that I scared him out of the pool in Georgia and down into the wilds of the Atlantic Ocean off of Florida's east coast.

/Sorry, no picture.

walkerhound		2011-05-03 02:13:17 PM

Happy Hours: Such a small town. Only thing it's got going for it is Cheeba Hut.

The regulars at el Cactus Cañon would like a word with you.

dr.zaeus		2011-05-03 02:13:48 PM

sigdiamond2000: NittLion78: IMAGE APPROXIMATE

[Rowsdower]

Last June, Faulkner was arrested in Pakistan, on a quest to hunt down and kill or capture bin Laden. He was armed with a ~~pistol, sword and night-vision equipment~~ poorly made Molotov cocktail when arrested in the mountains near Islamabad.

farscape		2011-05-03 02:15:02 PM

NittLion78: IMAGE APPROXIMATE

ROWSDOWER!

/thx

Latinwolf		2011-05-03 02:15:03 PM

Happy Hours: You all do realize the connection between Greeley and Al Quaeda, do you not?

Link (new window)

Such a small town. Only thing it's got going for it is Cheeba Hut.

From: Sayyid Qutb's America
Al Qaeda Inspiration Denounced U.S. Greed, Sexuality

"The American girl is well acquainted with her body's seductive capacity. She knows it lies in the face, and in expressive eyes, and thirsty lips. She knows seductiveness lies in the round breasts, the full buttocks, and in the shapely thighs, sleek legs - and she shows all this and does not hide it."

Guy sounds jealous. His girls dress in tents.

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