You all do realize the connection between Greeley and Al Quaeda, do you not?

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Such a small town. Only thing it's got going for it is Cheeba Hut.

What a sad, delusional man.

Attention whore is an attention whore.

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Pocket Ninja: I was seriously wondering last night how long it would be before somebody got around to interviewing this guy.

Me too actually.

But how are his bowstaff skills?

"I was in those mountains when I was arrested," Faulkner said at his Greeley apartment Monday. "I think maybe I flushed him down out of the mountains into the foothills."

Classic.

He helped? Really? Was he the dude they waterboarded in gitmo?

Man, I came in here to post a Dwight Schrute picture, and I was already beaten only four posts in.

Boba Fett is lookin kinda rough these days...

Hell, he was geographically closer than George W. Bush ever was.

Happy Hours: You all do realize the connection between Greeley and Al Quaeda, do you not?

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Such a small town. Only thing it's got going for it is Cheeba Hut.

oh qutb...if i had lived in greeley, i probably would hate america too.

i too tracked bin laden to pakistan. of course he was there and you bet your sweet ass lots of pakistani intellgence officers knew. that's why we didn't tell them shiat this time.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Boba Fett is lookin kinda rough these days...

The Empire decided to centralize their mercenary needs with Blackwater, instead of dealing with multiple independent contractors.

I put a support the troops magnetic ribbon on my car last week, I think I might have contributed more to the capture than this dude.
/not really

cehlen: The guy was pretty close to where they actually found him wasn't he? Was he there by accident or did he really get that close on his own?

What do you think?

Wow and all from his mommy's and daddy's basement!

If only his nunchuck skills were up to par, he'd have succeeded.

$27 mil. The pilot's association chipped in 2 mil. And Semper Fib? lolwut?

Let's consider the source of these statements. The guy apparently chooses to live in Greeley, and isn't a cattle rancher. Clearly not playing with a full deck.

Pocket Ninja: I was seriously wondering last night how long it would be before somebody got around to interviewing this guy.

Yea, considering he's a local from my neck of the woods, he's a fruitcake.

Good thing he's actually in jail for being a wife beater for Jesus or something?

Just link to the farking article, subtard.
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in Laden has long been known as the mastermind behind the Sept. 11 attacks on the Twin Towers in New York.

I thought it was decided around 2004 that KSM was the mastermind and Bin Laden was the figurehead of the movement?

I danced naked and prayed to the Sand God Zandigina to flush out Bin Landen from his cave. I think the Sand God listened, but in a twisted way, He/She/It, put Bin Laden in a mansion instead.

"I was in those mountains when I was arrested," Faulkner said at his Greeley apartment Monday. "I think maybe I flushed him down out of the mountains into the foothills."

Fixed that for him.

I once recorded these idiot kids doing dumb stuff on a camcorder. Exactly one year later MTV debuted Jackass. Coincidence? I think not.

/You're welcome, America.

Cpl.D: He helped? Really? Was he the dude they waterboarded in gitmo?

Ahem...

"I think maybe I flushed him down out of the mountains into the foothills."

Right: 5 years before you ever got to Pakistan.

One Bad Apple: Cpl.D: $27 mil. The pilot's association chipped in 2 mil. And Semper Fib? lolwut?

The guy just strikes me as some Walter Mitty type LARP poser. Like Dux

Walter Mitty actually got the bad guys.

/ta-pok-ita-pok-ita-pok-ita

He has struggled lately with kidney disease but now is feeling better and taking dialysis three times a week. He had always maintained that as soon as his kidney problems were overcome, he'd return to his hunt for bin Laden.

Afraid of a fair fight?

Judging from his picture, this is probably the thing he is most proud of doing ever in his entire sad delusional existence. I say we let him have it.

FTA: "He has struggled lately with kidney disease but now is feeling better and taking dialysis three times a week. He had always maintained that as soon as his kidney problems were overcome, he'd return to his hunt for bin Laden."

Ironic? Dontcha think?

Milamber1a: But how are his bowstaff skills?

guess I won't be posting this.

Almost as bad as the herpaderp beig posted on Facebook.

OBAMA DIDN'T KILL OSAMA! AN AMERICAN SOLDIER DID!! WHY ARE YOU TAKING CREDIT FARTBONGO? WHY?

Ad nauseam.

Right.

You just keep pedalling that Big Wheel, Susie. One day you'll make it to the big girl X Games...

Last June I went swimming with a snorkel, a pair of goggles, my speedos and a rusty Swiss army knife in my pool in Georgia. Five months later a record setting Maco shark was caught off the coast of Daytona, Florida.

I attribute his capture to the fact that I scared him out of the pool in Georgia and down into the wilds of the Atlantic Ocean off of Florida's east coast.

/Sorry, no picture.

Happy Hours: Such a small town. Only thing it's got going for it is Cheeba Hut.

The regulars at el Cactus Cañon would like a word with you.

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[Rowsdower]

Last June, Faulkner was arrested in Pakistan, on a quest to hunt down and kill or capture bin Laden. He was armed with a pistol, sword and night-vision equipment poorly made Molotov cocktail when arrested in the mountains near Islamabad.

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ROWSDOWER!


/thx

Happy Hours: You all do realize the connection between Greeley and Al Quaeda, do you not?

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Such a small town. Only thing it's got going for it is Cheeba Hut.

From: Sayyid Qutb's America
Al Qaeda Inspiration Denounced U.S. Greed, Sexuality

"The American girl is well acquainted with her body's seductive capacity. She knows it lies in the face, and in expressive eyes, and thirsty lips. She knows seductiveness lies in the round breasts, the full buttocks, and in the shapely thighs, sleek legs - and she shows all this and does not hide it."

Guy sounds jealous. His girls dress in tents.