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2011-05-03 02:33:13 PM  

Treygreen13: It's Schrödinger's Wife.


Only some of the times...
 
2011-05-03 02:33:17 PM  

tumba00: Sapper_Topo: Ahem... THERES NO PROOF HES DEAD! I WANT PHOTOS AND VIDEO! CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY!For example I killed Bin Laden and buried his body in my back yard within required Muslim timelines. Prove me wrong...

/WHARGARBL!!1

I believe he's dead but I want to see pics & video as well.

Just how I roll


I just had to post it. I have some friends on FB that swear this is all just a re- election tactic and they actually just took him alive to a secret prison camp. I for one dont know. But not unlike you I am waiting pateintly for Ogrish to drop photos.
 
2011-05-03 02:33:30 PM  
www.nndb.comimgs.sfgate.com

You mean to tell me the US military engineered a horseshiat cover story in an attempt to either score cheap publicity points? Shocked.

and its all bullshiat anyways. it is good that we took him out, but, nothing is going to change. we're not going to roll back the Patriot Act, we're still going to have the lame "security theater" of taking off your shoes at the airport, you still won't be able to take a farking cup of starbucks on a plane (varying by airport), etc.

I mean, we're so embiggened by icing bin Laden, taht the NBA, for one, is adopting yet enhanced security measures (new window)

christ do you remember all the stories about how Cowboys stadium was a fortress during the super bowl, lo these FOUR MONTHS AGO? can you imagine what next year's game is gonna be like, with fear of Keyser Soze the ghost of bin Laden on your ass? dumb. farking dumb.

Yeah! Freedom is fun! stupid.

the navy SEALs kicked ass, it is good that he's gone, but its all bullshiat.
 
2011-05-03 02:33:37 PM  
... so I says, that's not a riot shield, that's my wife!
 
2011-05-03 02:33:44 PM  

stonicus: Treygreen13: It's Schrödinger's Wife.

Only some of the times...


It's quantum reporting!
 
2011-05-03 02:34:46 PM  

Jake Havechek: My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw bin Laden's wife pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.


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Boobs?
 
2011-05-03 02:35:15 PM  
What did they do with the injured women?

No reporter seems to be asking this question.
 
2011-05-03 02:35:19 PM  

thistime: of all the stories that are coming out, this one seemed to be the most BS.


I thought it smelled fishy from the start:

dittybopper [TotalFark] Quote 2011-05-02 01:19:18 PM
1macgeek: RTFM. What part of "woman being used as a human shield" escaped your grasp?

I'd be cautious with that claim. It's more likely that she was being used as a piece of tail than as a human shield.

Think about it: We've gone after people before knowing that there were women and children present. What's more, bin Laden *KNEW* we've done that. So what protection would having a single woman offer him from US attacks? None, and I'm betting that he knew it.

*The list includes Saddam, Uday, and Qusay Hussein, Muammar Qadafi, and Osama bin Laden himself.
 
2011-05-03 02:35:36 PM  
"shoot my wife....please."

Henny bin Laden
 
2011-05-03 02:36:51 PM  
U.S. officials have said a small U.S. strike team, dropped by helicopter to bin Laden's hide-out near the Pakistani capital of Islamabad under cover of night, shot the al Qaeda leader dead with bullets to the chest and head. He did not return fire.

This article sucks. When I first read that I thought no sh*t he didn't return fire, he's dead.
 
2011-05-03 02:36:59 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Erebus1954: That was a pretty sad looking 'mansion', too.

Compared to what they normally live in (bamboo huts with goatskin ceilings) it was quite marvelous.


And at least it was nicer than Saddam's hidey hole.
 
2011-05-03 02:37:36 PM  

tinyarena: Bruce Willis is a dead guy!

Greedo shot first!


Don't make me come over there!
 
2011-05-03 02:38:09 PM  

Renowned transvestite sexologist: What did they do with the injured women?

No reporter seems to be asking this question.


I'm pretty sure they stoned them to death. Failing as a human shield is a capital offense in Pakistan.
 
2011-05-03 02:38:21 PM  
FTFA: U.S. officials have said a small U.S. strike team, dropped by helicopter to bin Laden's hide-out near the Pakistani capital of Islamabad under cover of night, shot the al Qaeda leader dead with bullets to the chest and head. He did not return fire.

Of course not. Dead people usually do not return fire.
 
2011-05-03 02:38:39 PM  
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2011-05-03 02:39:19 PM  

altinos: FTFA: U.S. officials have said a small U.S. strike team, dropped by helicopter to bin Laden's hide-out near the Pakistani capital of Islamabad under cover of night, shot the al Qaeda leader dead with bullets to the chest and head. He did not return fire.

Of course not. Dead people usually do not return fire.


Usually.
 
2011-05-03 02:39:23 PM  

altinos: FTFA: U.S. officials have said a small U.S. strike team, dropped by helicopter to bin Laden's hide-out near the Pakistani capital of Islamabad under cover of night, shot the al Qaeda leader dead with bullets to the chest and head. He did not return fire.

Of course not. Dead people usually do not return fire.


He retained fire.
 
2011-05-03 02:39:23 PM  
Er, the acting returning officer, Mr. E. Blackadder of course, and we are all very grateful indeed that he stepped in at the last moment, when the previous returning officer accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving.
 
2011-05-03 02:40:07 PM  
RIP Obama's wife
 
2011-05-03 02:40:59 PM  
I wasn't aware that people were saying Bin Laden used his wife as a human shield.

I heard "someone" used a "woman" as a human shield.

\guess I didn't read foxnews enough this week.
 
2011-05-03 02:41:20 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Renowned transvestite sexologist: What did they do with the injured women?

No reporter seems to be asking this question.

I'm pretty sure they stoned them to death. Failing as a human shield is a capital offense in Pakistan.


What makes you think she's not in US hands?
 
2011-05-03 02:41:35 PM  
As the days go forward, we'll inevitably find out that the vast majority of everything we've "heard" to this point is false.
 
2011-05-03 02:42:32 PM  
I heard that he faked a limp when the SEALS arrived, and while the compound was being raided, he waltzed out the front gate, straightened his gait (no relation), and hopped in a car.
 
2011-05-03 02:42:47 PM  
If this is true then it is troubling. If he wasn't firing on our boys then this was a targeted assassination.
 
2011-05-03 02:42:53 PM  

Renowned transvestite sexologist: What did they do with the injured women?

No reporter seems to be asking this question.


Recent press conference said the women and children were in Pakistani custody.

Also said that there were no guards at the compound, though it would seem some of the men there were armed as a firefight occured. Osama was "unarmed".
 
2011-05-03 02:43:45 PM  

tankjr: If this is true then it is troubling. If he wasn't firing on our boys then this was a targeted assassination.


...you've got to be kidding.
 
2011-05-03 02:44:15 PM  

KingKauff: Pinner: Wow! You guys got the article? I got an Xfinity/Comcast redirect to upgrade my browser.

I got the same thing.


I guess thats what you get for being a comcast customer
 
2011-05-03 02:44:18 PM  
Ok then, she was a terrorist hoochie. Honestly, I could not conceivably care less.
 
2011-05-03 02:44:24 PM  
Usama had an AK47..........no he did not, Usama used one of his wives to shield him.......no he did not, Usama returned fire.......no he did not.

Starting to sound like a clear cut assassination. If that's the case this is not going to play out too well for us.
 
2011-05-03 02:45:17 PM  
It does not matter anymore if she was not used as a human shield. Enough people have heard that she was used as a human shield, have spread it to others, and they will tell others. May as well just leave it be.
 
2011-05-03 02:45:20 PM  
he brought his biatch to the Waffle Hut?
 
2011-05-03 02:45:41 PM  

tankjr: If this is true then it is troubling. If he wasn't firing on our boys then this was a targeted assassination.


Not necessarily. In the chaos of the situation sudden movements could be interpreted as he had a weapon or was retrieving one.

Sort of like if police have their guns drawn on you... don't go reaching in your coat pocket...

The only way to be sure is to get a hold of the live video feed I suspect that everyone in that situation room picture was watching.
 
2011-05-03 02:45:48 PM  
She's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.
 
2011-05-03 02:46:29 PM  

gtomako: Usama had an AK47..........no he did not, Usama used one of his wives to shield him.......no he did not, Usama returned fire.......no he did not.

Starting to sound like a clear cut assassination. If that's the case this is not going to play out too well for us.


Really? Because I am pretty sure that the majority of us would be perfectly fine if the SEALS beat him to death with a hammer in his sleep.
 
2011-05-03 02:47:32 PM  
I think it's safe to assume that somebody positively ID'd Osama in the room, all hell broke loose, and anything that moved got blown away.
 
2011-05-03 02:47:38 PM  
Funny, I never heard that Osama used a woman as a human shield, but that someone else had done so.

And, uh, this wasn't an assassination.
 
2011-05-03 02:47:43 PM  

Sapper_Topo: tumba00: Sapper_Topo: Ahem... THERES NO PROOF HES DEAD! I WANT PHOTOS AND VIDEO! CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY!For example I killed Bin Laden and buried his body in my back yard within required Muslim timelines. Prove me wrong...

/WHARGARBL!!1

I believe he's dead but I want to see pics & video as well.

Just how I roll

I just had to post it. I have some friends on FB that swear this is all just a re- election tactic and they actually just took him alive to a secret prison camp. I for one dont know. But not unlike you I am waiting pateintly for Ogrish to drop photos.


Got into an argument with a conspiracy theorist last night who says they have had Bin Laden since 2002 and that this was an Obama ploy.

I asked why Rove and Cheney farked over the Bush administrations legacy to get Obama reelected,(think how much differently his administration would be looked at if this had happened before he left office) not to mention why Obama did it now when in a year it would make his election a dead lock with less time for the euphoria to fade and 8 months earlier and it would have kept the Dems from losing Congressional control?

I was called a liberal Obama kool-aid drinker, which I found really amusing since I usually get Bush loving freeper when I am believed to be showing preference to a party.
 
2011-05-03 02:47:47 PM  

tankjr: If this is true then it is troubling. If he wasn't firing on our boys then this was a targeted assassination.


Also, were that the case, why not just say "he had a gun."

Who would know?
 
2011-05-03 02:48:10 PM  

Treygreen13: tankjr: If this is true then it is troubling. If he wasn't firing on our boys then this was a targeted assassination.

...you've got to be kidding.


Now now, no need to question his motives. More likely he's just retarded.
 
2011-05-03 02:49:35 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Erebus1954: That was a pretty sad looking 'mansion', too.

Compared to what they normally live in (bamboo huts with goatskin ceilings) it was quite marvelous.


Bamboo? Luxury!
 
2011-05-03 02:49:47 PM  

Dracolich: Am I the only one seeing deliberate misinformation in article form?

It's a bunch of "They're lying to you. No, no I don't have sources for this information. Where's your trust when someone tries to inform you?"

It's people like this that drive up the price of tin foil.


That's why I bought lots of Alcoa shares after I heard his body was dumped at sea.
 
2011-05-03 02:49:51 PM  
i54.tinypic.com

She's dead, no she's hurt, yea that's the ticket!

First thing I thought of
 
2011-05-03 02:49:58 PM  

gtomako: Usama had an AK47..........no he did not, Usama used one of his wives to shield him.......no he did not, Usama returned fire.......no he did not.

Starting to sound like a clear cut assassination. If that's the case this is not going to play out too well for us.


Why not? His men were firing on the SEAL team, and he didn't surrender. Al Qaeda routinely used suicide bombers - how were the SEALs to know that he wasn't wired, or that he wouldn't trigger explosives that could be hidden in the building?

If someone says he's "at war" with the US, he shouldn't be surprised to be treated as a military target.

It's rather like the South biatching about Gen. Sherman. Hey, don't start a war if you aren't willing to suffer the consequences of defeat.
 
2011-05-03 02:50:54 PM  
I'm sure that for the rest of my life some dick is going to be saying Osama used a woman as a human shield. Likely, that will only take place on fark.
 
2011-05-03 02:51:08 PM  

Treygreen13: tankjr: If this is true then it is troubling. If he wasn't firing on our boys then this was a targeted assassination.

...you've got to be kidding.


Not kidding. Targeted assassinations are illegal.
 
2011-05-03 02:51:21 PM  

Treygreen13: tankjr: If this is true then it is troubling. If he wasn't firing on our boys then this was a targeted assassination.

...you've got to be kidding.


I'm not morally troubled by it, but it seems like it would make more sense to grab him alive for intelligence reasons, if that were possible.
 
2011-05-03 02:51:36 PM  
Mother. Wife. Daughter. Sister. Punching Bag. Rape Toy. Rock Target. Human Shield.

This story makes me sad because women in the Middle East already have so few accepted roles.
 
2011-05-03 02:52:02 PM  

tankjr: Treygreen13: tankjr: If this is true then it is troubling. If he wasn't firing on our boys then this was a targeted assassination.

...you've got to be kidding.

Not kidding. Targeted assassinations are illegal.


3/10
You got me for a second. Let's see who else bites.
 
2011-05-03 02:52:34 PM  

Jake Havechek: I think it's safe to assume that somebody positively ID'd Osama in the room, all hell broke loose, and anything that moved got blown away.


Are you saying that the team was able to go to the 2nd or 3rd floor without resistance?

It's safe to assume all hell had broken loose around the time the helicopters landed.
 
2011-05-03 02:52:41 PM  
gtomako

Starting to sound like a clear cut assassination. If that's the case this is not going to play out too well for us.

I hope it was! Also, I hope they cut his balls off and stuffed them down his throat before they blasted a hole in his head.
 
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