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(Orlando Sentinel)   Rick Springfield arrested for DUI, says he's never gonna give it up, say goodbye   (orlandosentinel.com ) divider line
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2011-05-03 08:37:40 AM  
Actually, I think he was screaming "I want Jessie's girl!" when he was dragged into the police car while drunk.
 
2011-05-03 08:42:15 AM  
Good thing he was born in the USA!
 
2011-05-03 08:46:42 AM  
Well, I'm sure the officers gave him more than a little human touch.
 
2011-05-03 08:48:51 AM  
Wouldn't it be great if he had rolled his car?
 
2011-05-03 09:40:06 AM  
He was good in "Honey I Shrunk the Kids." The sequels kinda stank, though.
 
2011-05-03 10:27:18 AM  
www.failpix.net
 
2011-05-03 10:38:04 AM  
Eat your heart out...

i18.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-03 11:09:23 AM  
We've done everything for you subby, but you just don't reciprocate.
 
2011-05-03 11:15:37 AM  
Didn't he invent the musket?
 
2011-05-03 11:51:30 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgElDMLkhZw (new window)

Rick Springfield's cinematic tour de force, a triumph of the human spirit. Thank you Rick, for making us laugh at love, again.
 
2011-05-03 11:51:44 AM  

gameshowhost: Didn't he invent the musket?


No that was Rick Derringer.
 
2011-05-03 11:52:05 AM  
I wanna tell him not to drive drunk but the point is probably moot.
 
2011-05-03 11:52:06 AM  
It would have truly been ironic if he got pulled over on Electric Avenue.
 
2011-05-03 11:52:18 AM  
damn you subby.
 
2011-05-03 11:52:22 AM  
That joke is lamer than Anne Frank.
 
2011-05-03 11:52:47 AM  
wait, did we just get spring rolled?

what?
 
2011-05-03 11:53:33 AM  
cretinbob: WHAT. IS. THAT. EYEBLEACH STAT!
 
2011-05-03 11:53:35 AM  
Sweet, at least it wasnt a jesse's girl headline. So kudos to you Subby
 
2011-05-03 11:53:36 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: wait, did we just get spring rolled?

what?


Now I'm hungry again.
Thanks, jerk.
 
2011-05-03 11:53:38 AM  
He was channeling Jan Berry. (I wonder how close to Dead Man's curve he was?)
 
2011-05-03 11:53:45 AM  
Who's gonna drive him home, tonight?
 
2011-05-03 11:54:23 AM  
Rick Astley =/= Rick Springfield.
 
2011-05-03 11:54:27 AM  
subby bopped til he dropped?
 
2011-05-03 11:54:44 AM  
What? Sussudio? Huh?
 
2011-05-03 11:54:45 AM  
The department states a test showed Springfield's blood-alcohol content was .10 percent, which is over the .08 limit in which a percent is presumed to be drunk.


Presumed to be drunk, but not necessarily so.
 
2011-05-03 11:55:00 AM  
He's the son of a preacher man. he should know better.
 
2011-05-03 11:55:20 AM  

shivashakti: Good thing he was born in the USA!


That was Eddie and the Cruisers.
 
2011-05-03 11:55:33 AM  
Subby, wrong Rick. Fail! That song is by Rick Astley!
 
2011-05-03 11:56:09 AM  

Honest Bender: Rick Astley =/= Rick Springfield.


Thank you, Flexo.
 
2011-05-03 11:56:12 AM  
I like tacos. I thought Jerry gave ya'll the creeps.
 
2011-05-03 11:56:12 AM  
gamegate2k.com

RIP RICK SPRINGFIELD

 
2011-05-03 11:57:00 AM  

Guy Who Doesnt Get The Joke: Subby, wrong Rick. Fail! That song is by Rick Astley!


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2011-05-03 11:57:28 AM  
He was great as the missing Cartwright brother.
application.denofgeek.com
 
2011-05-03 11:57:51 AM  

Honest Bender: Rick Astley =/= Rick Springfield.


Guy Who Doesnt Get The Joke: Subby, wrong Rick. Fail! That song is by Rick Astley!


media.casinogamblingrules.com
 
2011-05-03 11:58:00 AM  
Woah. Dude has a worse fivehead than Ellen Page.
 
2011-05-03 11:58:23 AM  
Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?
 
2011-05-03 11:58:39 AM  
That's how he rolls.
 
2011-05-03 11:59:53 AM  
You're thinking of Bruce Springsteen, submitter.


He did "Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water."
 
2011-05-03 12:01:06 PM  
Q: Why isn't this thread in the music tab?
A: Because it's about Rick Springsteen, who played that magician, the Amazing Blackstone on Married With Children.
 
2011-05-03 12:01:29 PM  
He did a fan cruise with Richard Marx a couple years back, and by some accounts from friends of mine was sloshed the whole time, so this doesn't surprise me.

/no cleaver '80s song or Rick Roll meme from me
 
2011-05-03 12:01:32 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: You're thinking of Bruce Springsteen, submitter.


He did "Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water."


No he was caught putting at night with the 16 year old daughter of the dean.
 
2011-05-03 12:02:36 PM  
 
2011-05-03 12:02:39 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: You're thinking of Bruce Springsteen, submitter.


He did "Like a Bridge Over Troubled Water."


No no no, it was Bob Seger and 'Like a Rock'.
 
2011-05-03 12:03:33 PM  
I loved his performance in "The Last Waltz", even though he looked kind of like Tony Clifton.

/he only did one song, but he did it good
//should have done "I Will Survive"
 
2011-05-03 12:03:50 PM  
In light of this arrest, maybe he should stop worrying so much about what Lucy's doing and refocus his efforts on the Tropicana.
 
2011-05-03 12:03:59 PM  
At least they didn't call him Bruce (new window)
 
2011-05-03 12:04:09 PM  
God, can't you people get anything right? I mean, even once, couldn't you figure out WHO you're talking about?! I mean, I get the joke, but really, can't you ever at least do a wiki search first? Goddamn tards. Everyone knows Rick Springfield did not sing Never Gonna Give You Up. That was Marvin Gaye. Rick Springfield sang Wanted Dead or Alive and Bad Medicine.
 
2011-05-03 12:04:16 PM  
ROCK AND ROLL, HOOCHIE KOO
 
2011-05-03 12:04:22 PM  
Let's hope he can take his broken wings and learn to fly again.
 
2011-05-03 12:04:47 PM  
Why doesn't he just go back to his native Austria and chase a kangaroo or something?
 
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