FARK.com: (616296) Jeb Bush glad Gary Coleman lives in California. "A guy like me that believes in limited government probably would have a tough time against a fellow like that because he probably symbolizes smaller government"

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		Jeb Bush glad Gary Coleman lives in California. "A guy like me that believes in limited government probably would have a tough time against a fellow like that because he probably symbolizes smaller government" (sacbee.com)		134
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control		2003-08-12 08:32:11 AM

should be Coleman's comeback:

"I hope Jeb and his family stay in Florida because his daughter's frequent overdoses are a drain on healthcare."

rbaron71		2003-08-12 08:45:47 AM

You'd think a state governor would be above taking cheap shots like that.

control		2003-08-12 08:51:22 AM

A better comeback:

"Jeb represents limited government? I thought he represented limited IQ and a limited sense of humor."

LarsThorwald		2003-08-12 09:33:58 AM

Even better comeback:

"Oh, go f*ck yourself, whitey."

Then he skips away, remembering the time he lived in a locker in a train station.

bump		2003-08-12 09:40:21 AM

I say he should team up with his old co-stars and teach Jeb some manners. He and Todd Bridges can go ape shiat on his ass - dig up Dana Plato and show him where his daughter is headed.

DownSouth		2003-08-12 09:48:05 AM

I'm glad I don't have anyone in my family that is a politician. I'd be the relative that ya'll make fun of for always do stupid shiat.

bump		2003-08-12 09:59:37 AM

No one in my family is in politics and I'm still the relative everyone makes fun of.

darkhorse23		2003-08-12 10:24:13 AM

Me too, so I just stay stoned and keep out of their way. Probably why they make fun of me.

DownSouth		2003-08-12 10:46:46 AM

I'm starting to think everyone on Fark is the relative that everybody makes fun of.

darkhorse23		2003-08-12 11:10:54 AM

That's what makes us....special.

bump		2003-08-12 11:15:31 AM

I make Sloth look good.

[/Goonies]

Biff_Steel		2003-08-12 11:59:32 AM

whatchyou talkin bout, jeb?

DslainteC		2003-08-12 12:00:44 PM

What?!?!?! No "What choo talking 'bout, Jeb?" posts yet?

ChewbaccaJones		2003-08-12 12:01:55 PM

The funny thing is Jeb probably spent an entire night coming up with that lame joke and then told it to 40 other people before he was quoted.

Unoriginal bastard.

DslainteC		2003-08-12 12:02:03 PM

Biff_Steel: I want to bear your children.

MysticSavage		2003-08-12 12:02:09 PM

DslainteC

Look up.

pkjun		2003-08-12 12:03:10 PM

Ha! Midget jokes! Always funny!

Big_Bad_Dad		2003-08-12 12:03:12 PM

Hey look something is coming this way, I can see it on the horizon, is it...is it.... is it....

keylock71		2003-08-12 12:03:14 PM

All Gary needs to say:

"Hush up, cracker."

loungelizard		2003-08-12 12:03:18 PM

Too bad he can't rig a California election.

Big_Bad_Dad		2003-08-12 12:04:53 PM

2003-08-12 12:03:18 PM loungelizard
Too bad he can't rig a California election.

Yep there it is

NotoriousW.O.P		2003-08-12 12:07:30 PM

Anyone see the irony in Gary Coleman's speechifyin' that he's going to stick up for the little guy?
Just wondering.

loungelizard		2003-08-12 12:07:44 PM

Yeah it was too obvious.
/retracts comment.

danfly100		2003-08-12 12:08:49 PM

It's nice to know that calling Bush "Shrub" in Canada will get you alienated from further political careers, whereas making a moderately (at least) offensive joke about an entire group of people has no apparent consequences.

Another step towards eliminating discrimination, courtesy of the Bush family.

CousinBalky		2003-08-12 12:08:58 PM

Jeb Bush reminds me of the pedophile bike shop owner in that one episode of Different Stokes where he took nude pictures of Willis and exposed the boys to a pornographic Mighty Mouse cartoon. Gov. Bush needs to give Arnold Drummond some respect, he's been through a lot.

stymie		2003-08-12 12:09:00 PM

If I were Gary Coleman I'd just reach up, grab Mr. Bushie's nads and twist 'em until an apology is rendered.

Uglycicles		2003-08-12 12:09:05 PM

Paging the Gooch, Mr. Gooch, please meet your party at the customer service desk.

danfly100		2003-08-12 12:09:28 PM

"...entire group of people, in the states, has no apparent consequences."

Now it makes sense. Sorry.

sepultribe		2003-08-12 12:09:43 PM

Why isn't the Starwars Kid running for govenor?

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-08-12 12:10:21 PM

sepultribe		2003-08-12 12:11:00 PM

rupert_prime		2003-08-12 12:11:15 PM

evidently, jeb is qualified to replace his brother.

the_essdog		2003-08-12 12:12:20 PM

the star wars kid says Jeb is OK

pkjun		2003-08-12 12:12:34 PM

Yep! Eliminate discrimination by redefining it so it doesn't exist!

MFinn		2003-08-12 12:13:22 PM

K.I.T. for Governor!!!!

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-08-12 12:14:25 PM

Makes her Daddy proud, she does.

Sneech		2003-08-12 12:14:59 PM

With their political woes, they should combine CA and FL into one state...FloriFornia.

Now you have a choice of voting for over 200 people, and yet all votes will tally for Pat Robertson!

Uglycicles		2003-08-12 12:15:17 PM

FriendGirl

Democrats are not funny. Ever.

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-08-12 12:16:05 PM

Me say something dumb? Never.

MFinn		2003-08-12 12:17:10 PM

FriendGirl we are rolling in laughter not only on the fact that it was funny but at how well Bush(s) are at sticking their feet in their mouth, regardless of Dem or Rep.

Yeadon_Earl		2003-08-12 12:17:39 PM

When I see that list of candidate names, I feel like I'm watching a reality show on FOX. I guess that Broson Pinchot, Tracy Lords, and Rerun were too busy to enter the running.

rupert_prime		2003-08-12 12:19:00 PM

friendgirl:

i don't care what party he belongs to, an a$$hat is an a$$hat.

so why is lieberman a democrat and not a republican?

the democrats are much to "pc" to make fun of how he talks.

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-08-12 12:19:42 PM

Why Uncle Jeb, how could you?

MFinn		2003-08-12 12:20:03 PM

By the way, prior to the last few months has anyone that isn't a political major or into strange fetishes ever used the word gubernatorial ?

Malinois		2003-08-12 12:20:08 PM

Vote Terry

Emperor-Jay		2003-08-12 12:22:02 PM

It's because of this idiot that Bush is in office. When Daddy Bush told Jeb "Rig the voting in favor of your brother." Jeb said "By how much?". It cannot be a coincidence that the 2000 election voting scandal took place in a state where a family member of one of the candidates was governor.

Stupid dumbf*ck "white power" network...

a_cure_for_gravity		2003-08-12 12:23:09 PM

I'd take Coleman over Jeb any day. He couldn't run this state into the ground any faster than the Jebster, and sure as hell couldn't be any more embarrassing.