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(Daily Mail)   Britney Spears shows off her culinary skills as she makes...sweet tea   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
    More: Fail, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Calabasas, Jayden James, teas, sweet tea, kitchens, concoctions  
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2011-05-02 08:20:16 AM  
Green? Really?
 
2011-05-02 08:25:10 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-05-02 08:34:55 AM  
You
Have
Got
To
Be
Kidding
 
2011-05-02 08:57:09 AM  
K Fed looks like he's expecting another child of his own or he ate one of his current kids.
 
2011-05-02 09:34:35 AM  
Why is this a fail? What's wrong with her making sweet tea? She's from the South. That's how it's done.
 
2011-05-02 09:49:16 AM  

shivashakti: Why is this a fail? What's wrong with her making sweet tea? She's from the South. That's how it's done.


Link (new window)

This is how it is done.
 
2011-05-02 09:55:01 AM  
Whatever, I'd teabag her.
 
2011-05-02 09:56:49 AM  
Ah yes, sweet tea. And the south wonders why diabeetus is rampant down there.

"Here honey, have some tea with that 5lb bag of sugar."
 
2011-05-02 10:11:42 AM  

clutchcargo2002: shivashakti: Why is this a fail? What's wrong with her making sweet tea? She's from the South. That's how it's done.

Link (new window)

This is how it is done.


Came for this; leaving satisfied (but thirsty).
 
2011-05-02 10:12:20 AM  
It's too bad, both those boys have that unmistakable dumb-as-shiat, mouth breather look. You'd hope something deeply, deeply recessive in their dumb-as-shiat parents would have come out. Too bad for them.
 
2011-05-02 10:15:32 AM  
From my aunt in South Carolina:

Sweet Tea recipe:

10 of the 1.00 a box tea bags
1 Gallon Pickle jar
1 cup of sugar
Hot or cold water depending on method used.

This can be done 2 ways.

1.

Fill jar with cold water,the tea bags and the sugar. Put lid on set in sun for several hours. Shake jar to mix and then fill cups with ice and pour tea.

2.

Fill jar with HOT water from tap or stove. Fill jar with hot water tea bags and 1 cup of sugar. Let sit on counter for a an hour or so. ( This can be done anytime of day ) Shake jar to mix and fill cups with ice and pour tea.

Makes perfect sweet tea everytime.

Accoring to Britney I need my own cooking show.... LOL
 
2011-05-02 10:18:46 AM  
5 KIDS WITH THREE DIFFERENT WOMEN WTF?!?
 
2011-05-02 10:19:59 AM  
What the...? Why the fark was this greenlit?
 
2011-05-02 10:20:42 AM  
baking soda in the tea helps a little.
 
2011-05-02 10:25:35 AM  
Sweet tea is an abomination unto the Lord.
 
2011-05-02 10:30:22 AM  

Underabridge: 5 KIDS WITH THREE DIFFERENT WOMEN WTF?!?


K Fed is going for the more traditional Darwin Award, that of broadcasting your seed as widely as possible, so that there are plenty of your genes in the gene pool. He's already insured three copies of his Y chromosome are out there, running around.
 
2011-05-02 10:33:52 AM  

theorellior: Sweet tea is an abomination unto the Lord.


Blasphemy, heathen!

And the LORD God said unto the masses, "YEA, thou shalt drinketh of the tea which HAS been sweetened by the CANE, and woe betide those who shalt DISMISS this, as they seek the LORD'S displeasure."
 
2011-05-02 10:34:21 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk



I'm like, Martha Stewart, y'all!


/sorry
 
2011-05-02 10:46:56 AM  
Meh. She's no Gwyneth Paltrow.
 
2011-05-02 10:48:11 AM  
How come the straws are so thick, do they make special straws for retards?
 
2011-05-02 11:02:57 AM  
OMFG! A mother making tea for her kids? That's an outrage!
Quick, everyone ridicule her!!
 
2011-05-02 11:05:23 AM  
They look inbred.
 
2011-05-02 11:10:27 AM  
Y'all wan some swee-tea?!
 
2011-05-02 11:22:53 AM  
I...

the...

want. to make. joke.
can't.
 
2011-05-02 11:28:29 AM  
Since when is making any sort of tea a culinary skill?

Oh and yeah, K-Fed, learn how to use some frigging birth control.
 
2011-05-02 11:32:59 AM  
Did she stir it with her arm?
 
2011-05-02 11:36:37 AM  
www.yearofthepizza.com

This picture of a man feeding pizza to a statue of a dinosaur makes about as much sense as publishing a news story about some chucklehead making tea for her kids.

/it's not as if "tea" is somehow a shocking new concept to the readers of the Daily Mail
 
2011-05-02 11:40:20 AM  
Does she mix it with her hand out on the picnic table?
 
2011-05-02 11:45:04 AM  

Hawnkee: Does she mix it with her hand out on the picnic table?


If she does, it would make an excellent herpes vector with respect to those faeking waterheads.
 
2011-05-02 11:45:23 AM  

clutchcargo2002: shivashakti: Why is this a fail? What's wrong with her making sweet tea? She's from the South. That's how it's done.

Link (new window)

This is how it is done.


He should have used the WOOL setting.
 
2011-05-02 11:48:08 AM  

TravisBickle62: How come the straws are so thick, do they make special straws for retards?


I believe those straws are for what is called Boba or "bubble" tea, a tea drink with large tapioca at the bottom, which is rather popular in Japan. But, given it's the Spears household, they're probably siphoning hoses suited for chugging as much white trash hummingbird feed as possible.
 
2011-05-02 11:53:25 AM  
Making proper sweat tea is an art form.

When you do it in the yard in a gallon jar it is called sun tea, but really who does that?

There are two camps. Lipton and Luzianne.

You must mix the sugar while the tea is hot, then add the cold water after.

And oddly enough, Lousiana is a big ice tea state, but one of the hardest states to find sweet tea in public.
 
2011-05-02 11:53:26 AM  
TravisBickle62: :How come the straws are so thick, do they make special straws for retards?

Those particular ones can also double as siphons for gas.

"Well hell, you may as well make yerselves busy while I'm in Walmart, kids, I don't want you suffocating in the van and stinking up the upholstery, so git yer straws and a bucket and I'll see you back here at 2pm. And no ex...ext--exter-curikular huffing there, Mordecai."
 
2011-05-02 11:55:29 AM  
Mmmmmm, brown sugar water!
 
2011-05-02 11:59:32 AM  
bwhahahahaha. homemade sweet tea. that's farking hilarious.
 
2011-05-02 12:10:10 PM  
Won't someone think of the children's teeth?!?!?
 
2011-05-02 12:12:57 PM  
Secret recipe:

Bring to a boil a pot of water.
Turn off heat.
Add 6 tea bags.
Let steep 5-15 minutes.
Remove tea bags.
Add 1.5 cups sugar.
Dilute to 1 gallon.
Add juice of 2 lemons.
 
2011-05-02 12:21:51 PM  

Lanny Budd: Secret recipe:

Bring to a boil a pot of water.
Turn off heat.
Add 6 tea bags.
Let steep 5-15 minutes.
Remove tea bags.
Add 1.5 cups sugar.
Dilute to 1 gallon.
Add juice of 2 lemons.


So you're saying Britny Spears Tea Bags?
 
2011-05-02 12:28:45 PM  
i629.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-02 12:29:23 PM  
Hawnkee: Does she mix it with her hand out on the picnic table?

Daddy says she's the best at it.
 
2011-05-02 12:54:37 PM  

abhorrent1: OMFG! A mother making tea for her kids? That's an outrage!
Quick, everyone ridicule her!!


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Seriously though, I agree. She had her problems in the past, but seems to mostly have straightened herself out. Good for her, and I hope she's enjoying being a mom.
 
2011-05-02 12:56:41 PM  
RoxtarRyan: Ah yes, sweet tea. And the south wonders why diabeetus is rampant down there.

The latest studies show that sugar intake is not linked to an increased risk of diabetes.

/however, excess calorie intake is. So it doesn't matter if it's sugar or fat :P
 
2011-05-02 12:58:57 PM  

Sarcastica75: I...

the...

want. to make. joke.
can't.


Come on, I know you can do it!
 
2011-05-02 01:03:31 PM  
Cool story bro:

A few years ago, I was at The Bite of Seattle (food festival), and decided to try some sweet tea. Apparently, I tried their first batch that morning, and while I could feel my teeth rotting, the guy asked me if it was sweet enough.
 
2011-05-02 01:19:50 PM  
However, she and boyfriend Jason Trawick stayed in the Mercedes to watch the action while her ex-husband Kevin Federline, 33 was cheering his son on the pitch.
Kevin Federline was by touchline throughout his son's game


It's baseball, not soccer, you Limey morons!
 
2011-05-02 01:29:02 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: Hawnkee: Does she mix it with her hand out on the picnic table?

Daddy says she's the best at it.


Finally. Thank you. +1
 
2011-05-02 01:37:49 PM  
The real fail here is that the Mail thought this was a story and the mods greenlit it.

Yes it sounds self-serving but I'm getting tired of submitting cool, unique and obscure stories to red lights but shiat like this goes green.

After 6 hours of backlog.

Fark is really going downhill.
 
2011-05-02 01:57:04 PM  
Chef Homer FTW
 
2011-05-02 02:25:26 PM  
How did she manage to pour two glasses of tea for her kids but still have a full pitcher?
 
2011-05-02 02:28:11 PM  

tchau: baking soda in the tea helps a little.

a lot.
 
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