Freep Impact: img42.imageshack.us

I love the graphic.

Anyone have any spare popcorn?

Trump is insisting that the White House produce Osama's long-form death certificate to prove he's dead.

Barbigazi: Offering to Chthulhu?

We are boned.

No thank you.

Whar is death certificate, whar?

How long until the birthers become the deathers?

Freep Impact: was OBL in the al Qaeda Navy? Why was he bestowed the honor of a burial at sea? Don't they usually carve up and inspect brains of sociopaths like him? If the news is true, great. But a couple of things here don't pass the smell test.
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1) but I thought OBL didn't represent Islam? So why is he treated like a muslim?
2) we waste the bastard by loading him up with lead but now we have to be all nice and respectful?
3) OBL's power is that he is a symbol to inspire recruits. Not a single muslim/arab will believe that the US really killed him.
4) our military gave Obama the biggest political gift any politician could ever hope for. All he had to do was sign the authorization and not botch it up afterwards. Well, he somehow managed to botch it up.
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Obama can claim what ever he wants but his word is no good.

Without proof that Osama is dead and staying dead, I don't have to believe anything he says.
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Obama is either a moron or a liar.

Actually he is both.

No body, no proof.

The muzzies behead innocent civilians and Hussein is so busy respecting islamic law that we still dont have a godammned picture almost 24 hours later.

I guess he will wait another year or two to release them.
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Arent muzzies supposed to be buried in the ground? This whole thing is officially bs in my mind now. The second I read buried at sea I knew something was up.
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Just an aside....when has our Feckless Leader ever found time to make a speech so soon, so quickly, so choreographed?

For that matter, when has Beloved Leader EVER given a presentation with only ONE teleprompter?

I couldn't believe it when I saw him facing forward, and NOT constantly bobbleheading to the left and right teleprompters, in his pathetic effort to appear natural.

And sure enough, after a while, you could see his head trying to wander to one side or the other, and then him catching it and snapping it back to the single prompter in the center (evoke visions of the hand with a mind of its own in Dr. Strangelove). And then, he started doing RAPID left-right-left-right-left-right head twitches -- very little movement but quite rapid.

Oh my God. So much derp.

FlashHarry: i'm guessing this is so that there's no shrine to venerate or body to be stolen.

Yes but there is also no shrine for me to piss out half a case of beer on. You win some, you lose some.

It's so that the body can't be memorialized.

We did the same thing to Nazi leaders too.

As I said in another thread it was retarded to bury him at sea before people can verify his death independently, not everyone who is impacted by this news implicitly trusts the American government. They must have known that so why do it.

FTFA: A congressional source familiar with the operation said bin Laden was shot in the head.

Osama deported to Atlantis
Claims he's not from there

"Osama was delicious. Please send more Al Qaeda."

/So long, chum.

Oh, yes. He's dead alright. Has been for quite some time.

tarvuz: How long until the birthers become the deathers?

Every time I see "deathers" my brain encodes it to "feathers."

Don't know why, but I find this humorous. I'm picturing Trump in a feather boa.

It's also a shame that this is being so thoroughly pushed already as a partisan thing if you are questioning why they would do something idiotic like get rid of the body so fast. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

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Barbigazi: I think they did it in accordance with Islamic tradition to help ease tension.

That's a perfectly logical explanation.

Unfortunately, I think we all know how effective it'll be...

what_now: Yeah, there's no possible way to prove to tin foilers that he's dead. Obama could let every single freeper walk up to the rotting corpse of Bin Laden and piss on it, but they would still insist it was a "body double".

They have his sister's DNA. They have video of his death, which they aren't sure they will release, but they have it.

They also know he has been to hospitals in Dubai. It wouldn't be all that hard to get a DNA sample from him. Only so many modern hospitals he can visit in the Middle East. He also had some medical conditions, so I am sure they have his blood work on file there.

Wait. I've seen this one. A ship piloted by the enigmatically named "fallen" arrives and Osama is let lose from his watery grave to lead the deceptions once more against the auto-bots and two racist robot caricatures.

impaler: Venn diagram of deathers and birthers
blue: deathers
yellow: birthers

+100

For those who swore they'd dance on OBL's grave; scuba lessons are inexpensive, and widely available.

GPS coordinates are not.

Tad_Waxpole: It's so that the body can't be memorialized.

We did the same thing to Nazi leaders too.

So bring it home, get it's identity confirmed by an international team to stop the derp, and THEN get rid of the body so it can't be memorialised.

They've turned him into a Scarlet Pimpernel for the muslims. He'll always be out there. Hell, if a bunch of Americans don't believe he's dead, how many psycho muslim terrorists are going to buy it?

Dammit, ten years ago we went to Afghanistan with one mission. FIND THIS GUY. How could they mess it up that badly?

Great job. Now can we PLEASE get the troops back home so they can start taking out these people that keep making "death certificate" jokes?