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How long... how long till we get our Texas tag??

FirstNationalBastard: Rooster cockfighting, or two guys trying to poke it through the same glory hole from opposite sides type of cockfighting?

Weren't they just defending cockfighting in Alabama?

You know you watch too much Seinfeld when the headline reminds you of TWO different episodes

"just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was!"

"Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?"

Cock rings? Kids?

Oznog: How long... how long till we get our Texas tag??



As soon as the illegals are a clear majority of the population.

Strangely there's no "cock wars" droid app to be blamed for this behavior. Though, if there was it would probably not be analogous to "dog wars"

No child's birthday party is complete without balloons, a waterslide, and an illegal cockfighting ring

I cherish my children. So I don't cut corners when it comes to their precious birthday memories. Always check the certifications of your local cockfight organizer and ensure your cockfighting ring is fully legal. Aren't your children worth it? I know mine are!

Ahhhhh Gotta love those whacky Latino birthday parties.

If there's one thing I've learned about children's parties, it's that people get offended when you pull your cock out.

Ah, Texas. You and Florida have been giving Brits a feeling of relief they're not responsible for the colonies anymore since 1776.

THIS WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!

Cocks

Lamune_Baba: THIS WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!





Pokemon Apocalypse: The Movie live action trailer (new window)

Yeah, isn't Pokemon just a cartoon version of dogfighting/cockfighting??

I mean, they raise pets for fighting. They aren't really companions, they stay caged up in little balls when not fighting for their entire lives.

They're bred for fighting. They have no normal social instincts after their training. They come out of the ball, they see another Pokemon, they WILL fight right then and there until one falls.

Oznog: They come out of the ball, they see another Pokemon, they WILL fight right then and there until one falls.

Roosters do that as well. Which is kind of why the whole 'sport' works. They don't need training to fight. (There may be some cock-training regiment they go through to create stronger, more lethal cocks for the cock ring, but cocks battling other cocks is instinct.) You actually have to go out of your way to keep them from fighting.

I dunno. With so much else farked up in the world I just can't find the outrage over a bunch of guys strapping kitchen utensils on dinner and letting it do what comes natural before they're breaded and deep-fried by the billions.

/wiener