FARK.com: (6162203) No child's birthday party is complete without balloons, a waterslide, and an illegal cockfighting ring

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Some Guy)		No child's birthday party is complete without balloons, a waterslide, and an illegal cockfighting ring (heraldsun.com.au)		26
		More: Strange, cockfights, blood loss, St Kilda, police chase, Texas

• • •

3210 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 May 2011 at 4:08 AM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/6162203

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

26 Comments (+0 »)

Archived thread

PacManDreaming		2011-05-02 03:21:28 AM

FTA: "Live fowl were found pinned in cages throughout the entire property, some still armed with deadly steel blades attached to their beaks."

I think someone is doing it wrong.

robmilmel		2011-05-02 03:34:04 AM

TAAA-MMMAAAAAAAAAALLLEEEEEEEE!!!

FirstNationalBastard		2011-05-02 04:09:29 AM

Rooster cockfighting, or two guys trying to poke it through the same glory hole from opposite sides type of cockfighting?

Point02GPA		2011-05-02 04:21:54 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Rooster cockfighting, or two guys trying to poke it through the same glory hole from opposite sides type of cockfighting?

I thought that was you. Hope I didn't hurt you too badly.

dookdookdook		2011-05-02 04:39:26 AM

wanted for questioning:

i51.tinypic.com

The_Sponge		2011-05-02 04:46:15 AM

PacManDreaming: FTA: "Live fowl were found pinned in cages throughout the entire property, some still armed with deadly steel blades attached to their beaks."

I think someone is doing it wrong.

Heh. You sound experienced in this sport.

Oznog		2011-05-02 04:48:14 AM

How long... how long till we get our Texas tag??

PacManDreaming		2011-05-02 05:12:21 AM

The_Sponge: Heh. You sound experienced in this sport.

Nah. We raised chickens when I was a kid. When a rooster attacks, he doesn't use his beak, he uses his spurs.

/been spurred by them many times while trying to feed them
//stupid roosters

Jamieboy		2011-05-02 05:18:31 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Rooster cockfighting, or two guys trying to poke it through the same glory hole from opposite sides type of cockfighting?

img577.imageshack.us

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2011-05-02 05:34:03 AM

Weren't they just defending cockfighting in Alabama?

frizzantik		2011-05-02 06:01:04 AM

You know you watch too much Seinfeld when the headline reminds you of TWO different episodes

"just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, don't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was!"

"Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?"

Radioactive Ass		2011-05-02 06:08:25 AM

Cock rings? Kids?

www.blogcdn.com

PghThermal		2011-05-02 07:13:59 AM

Oznog: How long... how long till we get our Texas tag??

As soon as the illegals are a clear majority of the population.

BraveNewCheneyWorld		2011-05-02 07:36:26 AM

Strangely there's no "cock wars" droid app to be blamed for this behavior. Though, if there was it would probably not be analogous to "dog wars"

Honest Bender		2011-05-02 07:36:43 AM

No child's birthday party is complete without balloons, a waterslide, and an illegal cockfighting ring

I cherish my children. So I don't cut corners when it comes to their precious birthday memories. Always check the certifications of your local cockfight organizer and ensure your cockfighting ring is fully legal. Aren't your children worth it? I know mine are!

johncb76006		2011-05-02 08:19:30 AM

Ahhhhh Gotta love those whacky Latino birthday parties.

BurnShrike		2011-05-02 08:43:33 AM

If there's one thing I've learned about children's parties, it's that people get offended when you pull your cock out.

BillSmith70		2011-05-02 08:58:48 AM

I just knew it would be the too legged animals hosting this event. Some sub-humans prefer dog fighting while these prefer cockfighting.

cefm		2011-05-02 09:42:24 AM

Ah, Texas. You and Florida have been giving Brits a feeling of relief they're not responsible for the colonies anymore since 1776.

BillSmith70		2011-05-02 09:45:44 AM

cefm: Ah, Texas. You and Florida have been giving Brits a feeling of relief they're not responsible for the colonies anymore since 1776.

Ah, Britain, the largest open air prison in the world.

Lamune_Baba		2011-05-02 09:47:28 AM

THIS WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!

trappedspirit		2011-05-02 10:23:00 AM

Cocks

Oznog		2011-05-02 12:29:16 PM

Lamune_Baba: THIS WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!

cdn1.gamepro.com

Pokemon Apocalypse: The Movie live action trailer (new window)

Yeah, isn't Pokemon just a cartoon version of dogfighting/cockfighting??

I mean, they raise pets for fighting. They aren't really companions, they stay caged up in little balls when not fighting for their entire lives.

They're bred for fighting. They have no normal social instincts after their training. They come out of the ball, they see another Pokemon, they WILL fight right then and there until one falls.

BillSmith70		2011-05-02 12:39:48 PM

Oznog: Lamune_Baba: THIS WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVAR!

Pokemon Apocalypse: The Movie live action trailer (new window)

Yeah, isn't Pokemon just a cartoon version of dogfighting/cockfighting??

I mean, they raise pets for fighting. They aren't really companions, they stay caged up in little balls when not fighting for their entire lives.

They're bred for fighting. They have no normal social instincts after their training. They come out of the ball, they see another Pokemon, they WILL fight right then and there until one falls.

You have a very large penis

thumbnails.truveo.com

Lamune_Baba		2011-05-02 03:30:40 PM

Oznog: They come out of the ball, they see another Pokemon, they WILL fight right then and there until one falls.

Roosters do that as well. Which is kind of why the whole 'sport' works. They don't need training to fight. (There may be some cock-training regiment they go through to create stronger, more lethal cocks for the cock ring, but cocks battling other cocks is instinct.) You actually have to go out of your way to keep them from fighting.

I dunno. With so much else farked up in the world I just can't find the outrage over a bunch of guys strapping kitchen utensils on dinner and letting it do what comes natural before they're breaded and deep-fried by the billions.

/wiener