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2011-05-03 10:48:26 AM  

hh: I got here late...did they finally get Charlie Sheen?


WINNING!!!


th18.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-03 10:51:41 AM  
I was going to say we made it 7605 posts without a Sheen reference, but that goddamn movie was mentioned several times...

www.entopia2002.com
 
2011-05-03 10:52:10 AM  
White house will be releasing pics, unclear exactly when.
 
2011-05-03 10:52:27 AM  

Kittypie070: I got 403's trying to cold-link to Cyriak, so, no Cyriak.


Don't worry. There will be Cyriak. Trust me on this.
 
2011-05-03 10:55:37 AM  
Who's still posting?
 
2011-05-03 10:55:43 AM  
I'm guessing Trump got so pissed off over getting owned in such an epic fashion that his my-hair-is-a-weasel caught fire. He's laying low till he gets a replacement.
 
2011-05-03 10:58:10 AM  

Space_Poet: Who's still posting?


People who want to get the last post.
 
2011-05-03 10:59:21 AM  

Teknowaffle: Space_Poet: Who's still posting?

People who want to get the last post.


Or who are just bored and don't want to fark with the other threads at the moment.
 
2011-05-03 11:01:48 AM  
... only 7600?

YOU DICKS
 
2011-05-03 11:02:20 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

HELLO FROM WASHINGTON D.C.
 
2011-05-03 11:02:58 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

"May the Minecraft fairy bless you and keep you.
May the light of the glowstone shine upon you and protect you.
May the mines be gracious to you and grant you diamonds."
 
2011-05-03 11:05:42 AM  

Abstruse: Teknowaffle: Space_Poet: Who's still posting?

People who want to get the last post.

Or who are just bored and don't want to fark with the other threads at the moment.


Or trying to avoid working on a really, really boring paper.
 
2011-05-03 11:07:28 AM  
Then using this same logic, should CLINTON really get credit. He was the first who started tracking down OBL.
 
2011-05-03 11:09:41 AM  

Space_Poet: Who's still posting?


Anyone still posting at this point is a giant wart on the cock of Fark and should be violently punished, repeatedly, and often, and sincerely, and fakely, and hurrhly, and duhhrlly, kindly suck my Bin Laden Dead YAY cock, please.
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2011-05-03 11:10:54 AM  
C'mon, people. The discussion end of this thread is long gone. Osama bin Laden has turned crabfeast and this thread is near an end. Let's crank up the weird dial to 12, shall we?

i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Pachydermian lizard-maceman
Premise: Elephants trampling you and hitting you with lizards.
Control group A: Elephants without lizards
Control group B: Lizards without elephants
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Elephants fail to follow guidelines
 
2011-05-03 11:11:21 AM  

Corvus: Then using this same logic, should CLINTON really get credit. He was the first who started tracking down OBL.


Reagan should get credit since he armed and trained bin Laden and he wouldn't have been a threat otherwise.
 
2011-05-03 11:12:36 AM  
farm6.static.flickr.com
Tomacco? F*cking Tomacco?? That's stupid, thus, I'm sharing it.
 
2011-05-03 11:12:43 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Sewer ninjas
Premise: Ninjas. In sewers
Control group A: Ninjas not in sewers
Control group B: Sewers without ninjas
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Marked increase in tetanus, toxic shock syndrome
 
2011-05-03 11:14:51 AM  

Cpl.D: Let's crank up the weird dial to 12, shall we?


What do you I don't even huh
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2011-05-03 11:15:17 AM  
i301.photobucket.com


"May the Hotdog fairy bless you and keep you.
May the light of the grill shine upon you and protect you.
May the condiment station be gracious to you and grant you sauerkraut."
 
2011-05-03 11:16:40 AM  
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2011-05-03 11:19:00 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Skyscraper stomper guy
Premise: Stomp you off of a skyscraper
Control group A: Just a guy on a skyscraper not stomping anyone
Control group B: A skyscraper without anyone stomping anything
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Marked increase in awesomeness. APPROVED
 
2011-05-03 11:20:59 AM  

Indubitably: YoMammaObama: Cpl.D: Capital M.

Fair enough, grammar nazi. Do I get an A on the paper?

No.

C.

At best. Take it or leave it, yo.

;)


So what... you wanna wrestle me for it?
 
2011-05-03 11:21:35 AM  
i301.photobucket.com
Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Disco man
Premise: Disco wherever you go, dude
Control group A: Disco ball
Control group B: Just a guy
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Marked decrease in ambulatory movement. Marked decrease in daily task effectiveness. Marked decrease in groviness. DECLINED
 
2011-05-03 11:21:40 AM  
img156.exs.cx

...is very pleased, and happy to accommodate.
 
2011-05-03 11:22:13 AM  
farm6.static.flickr.com
farm6.static.flickr.com
farm6.static.flickr.com
farm6.static.flickr.com
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2011-05-03 11:24:36 AM  
i.imgur.com

Not only is this the best shoop evar, but I'm stealin it yo.
 
2011-05-03 11:24:41 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Superpowered pissed-off eleven year old girl
Premise: Epic ass beatings
Control group A: Eleven year old girl prior to treatment
Control group B: Treatment in vial administered to nobody
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Curbstomping by subject reaches thirty million hits on YouTube. APPROVED
 
2011-05-03 11:24:49 AM  
i580.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-03 11:26:35 AM  
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2011-05-03 11:28:23 AM  
i301.photobucket.com


Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Nightmare cat
Premise: Disturbing cat pic that gives you nightmares
Control group A: Normal cat
Control group B: Dreaming without exposure to nightmare cat
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Eeaaaarrrgh! APPROVED
 
2011-05-03 11:29:42 AM  
farm6.static.flickr.com
LAAAAAAAAST POOOOOOOOOOST RAAAAAWWWR
farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2011-05-03 11:30:17 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Cookin' during sexy time
Premise: Sexy time is all the time
Control group A: Cooking without sexy time
Control group B: Sexy time without cooking
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Marked increase in grease burns. DECLINED
 
2011-05-03 11:31:33 AM  
meh.

I gotta go convert some shiat and order some shiat and tell some people they're doin it wrong and some other people they're doin it slow and some other people to STFU and some other people blah blah blah blah WTFBBQ
 
2011-05-03 11:32:34 AM  

Cpl.D: Experiment: Cookin' during sexy time


You have a... very unique bukket.
 
2011-05-03 11:32:35 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Rabid seal
Premise: Decrease in loitering at photographic opportunity times
Control group A: Regular seal
Control group B: Rabid seal without tourists
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Marked increase in hilarity. Marked increase in medical services use. APPROVED
 
2011-05-03 11:33:23 AM  

Vortex Dweller: Cpl.D: Experiment: Cookin' during sexy time

You have a... very unique bukket.


I collect nightmares.
 
2011-05-03 11:34:26 AM  

Vortex Dweller: Cpl.D: Experiment: Cookin' during sexy time

You have a... very unique bukket.


SOMEWON SAY BUKKET?!?!?!?!?!

www.worstcostume.com
 
2011-05-03 11:35:13 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Inappropriate public artwork
Premise: For teh lulz
Control group A: Regular artwork
Control group B: Statue placement area without statue
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Marked decrease in city management confidence. Marked increase in fratboy statue tampering activity. Marked decrease in local artistic interest. APPROVED
 
2011-05-03 11:37:57 AM  
Just checking back into this thread to see if there's any insightful comments left. I see those are gone, but we have Hot Nerd Chicks instead.

God Bless America!!
 
2011-05-03 11:38:05 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Wall-mountable doghead sentries
Premise: Wall-mountable doghead sentries
Control group A: Regular dogs
Control group B: Non-wall-mountable dogheads
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Test group markedly ineffective. Subjects refused to bark at intruders and merely licked the plexiglass. DECLINED
 
2011-05-03 11:40:38 AM  
i301.photobucket.com

Status report: Final evaluation
Experiment: Dick Cheney
Premise: Got a problem? Dick Cheney
Control group A: Regular guy
Control group B: Dick Cheney without a problem to address
Control group C: Donald Trump's hairpiece
Final determination: Marked increase in staff buckshot injuries. DECLINED
 
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