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2011-05-02 10:34:26 PM

nekom: ravenlore: Has anyone heard from Tats today? That's...an awful lot of gin.

Saw him in a thread or two the last couple hours. He's alright. Can't speak to his liver.


Lol, good enough.
 
2011-05-02 10:37:25 PM

omeganuepsilon: The president is always obligated to the people. When the people at large are told to fark off, it goes against the principles of our government, and prolonged addressing of the topic is counter productive.


The president is not obligated to every lunatic and crackpot in the world. He was no more obligated to release the long form to appease the birthers than he is required to submit to a DNA test to convince David Icke that he's not really an alien lizardman.
 
2011-05-02 10:40:11 PM
News this was coming, kinda.

Love the times as they spin and name and label.

Love O, yo, changin'

Command is agin' and changin'.

"The times they are a changin'"-Bob Dylan

;)
 
2011-05-02 10:45:52 PM
FTW?
 
2011-05-02 10:46:39 PM

HeartBurnKid: The president is not obligated to every lunatic and crackpot in the world. He was no more obligated to release the long form to appease the birthers than he is required to submit to a DNA test to convince David Icke that he's not really an alien lizardman.


That. Was. Perfect.
 
2011-05-02 10:47:06 PM
OBL will not be missed. But I do miss random scifi hotties -


i53.tinypic.com
 
2011-05-02 10:49:15 PM

HeartBurnKid: omeganuepsilon: The president is always obligated to the people. When the people at large are told to fark off, it goes against the principles of our government, and prolonged addressing of the topic is counter productive.

The president is not obligated to every lunatic and crackpot in the world. He was no more obligated to release the long form to appease the birthers than he is required to submit to a DNA test to convince David Icke that he's not really an alien lizardman.


OMG, THAT explains the "Lizard People" ballots in the MN Senate election! It all makes SENSE now, don't you SEE?!?!?
 
2011-05-02 10:52:13 PM
If the US gov leaves immediately or soon it was all just a conspiracy to say "well the bad guy is dead, let's finally leave" kinda of a really bad movie plot where the evil guy finally dies. If they stay, it was an actual successful mission, but "hey let's continue our sweet dictatorship and excessive monopsonistic spending"
 
2011-05-02 10:53:48 PM
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2011-05-02 10:54:52 PM

Chair5768: Vortex Dweller:

It's incredibly naive not to know who Osama Bin Laden is, but... someone who is 16 would've only been 6yrs old when 9/11 happened. If they didn't watch/read the news I could see how someone in their teens wouldn't know who he is. I don't think I bothered following the news at all until I went to university, of course the internet wasn't as big back then so it was a little easier to avoid.


It's not like I sent that message, but she is an idiot. Odds are so are her friends, parents, and dare I say teachers (ok,ok, administration)? OSAMA BIN LADEN? C'moooon.
 
2011-05-02 10:56:11 PM

Indubitably: News this was coming, kinda.

Love the times as they spin and name and label.

Love O, yo, changin'

Command is agin' and changin'.

"The times they are a changin'"-Bob Dylan

;)


Read: I love O.

I would have d-t'd OBL too,

But,

Aw, nvm.

Grr.

Take that, terrorist biatches...

Violence is as violence does.

Grr.

;)
 
2011-05-02 10:59:52 PM
So, let me get this straight...Osama is dead? cool!
 
2011-05-02 11:03:57 PM

The Smoking Gunt: Zoomaster: Just got back from work so I don't know how this theard got hijacked by Star Trek, but Seven of Nine is the best of all time.

Just to be clear, this is not Helen Thomas.

Although, in a six degrees of seperation kind of way, she is linked to the Bamster. This chick was the wife of a Republican candidate (Ryan) that ran against Obama in IL. Dem ops got the couple's divorce records unsealed and Jeri's (Ryan, 7 0f 9) accusations of weird sex helped defeat the guy. O'Bama won the election.

A political op about as good as the Osama op.



Exactly, Jeri Ryan deserves a place of honor in this thread.
 
2011-05-02 11:05:10 PM
Obama finally shows his birth certificate...

We almost kill Gaddafi...

And now Osama is dead?

Sounds like political timing...

/10000?
 
2011-05-02 11:06:21 PM
I'm surprised the thread wasn't split ages ago. Shame it seems to be dying down. Something else attracted everyone's attention?
 
2011-05-02 11:17:41 PM

HeartBurnKid: omeganuepsilon: The president is always obligated to the people. When the people at large are told to fark off, it goes against the principles of our government, and prolonged addressing of the topic is counter productive.

The president is not obligated to every lunatic and crackpot in the world. He was no more obligated to release the long form to appease the birthers than he is required to submit to a DNA test to convince David Icke that he's not really an alien lizardman.


Individually, no. But when half the country is crackpot lunatics, there is a responsibility.

He owed it to everyone, not just the crackpots, to resolve the issue and move on. The time he wasted fretting over it was absurd. You don't discipline a child or other charge years after the fact if you can help it, you do it asap, so they can learn their lesson and move on.
 
2011-05-02 11:18:55 PM

Dead Mutters: /10000?


No.

/aiding
//abetting
 
2011-05-03 12:18:07 AM
Gesundheit!
 
2011-05-03 12:30:57 AM
What if we killed Jesus? Isn't God supposed to come back as a warrior?
 
2011-05-03 12:34:22 AM
Wonder if I can rent that house now.
 
2011-05-03 12:45:31 AM
*what the... fark, that butthole daRog is totally trying to LP again...*

FRIENDS: I MUST GO TO SLEEPIES. DO NOT LET daRog FARKING WIN YET ANOTHER LP IN AN EPIC THREAD!
POST UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP! DEFEND THE PRINCESS. NO NOT ME, YOU FOOLS!
 
2011-05-03 12:55:17 AM
Moar nerd girl pics, pls
 
diq
2011-05-03 12:55:44 AM
7500 at least guys
 
2011-05-03 12:57:33 AM
just adding my help to push it to at least 7500
 
2011-05-03 12:59:11 AM

Dougie AXP: just adding my help to push it to at least 7500


Need 69 to get there. I'm game. Any Farkettes want to help?
 
2011-05-03 01:04:16 AM

leviosaurus: Moar nerd girl pics, pls


Here you go.
 
2011-05-03 01:05:57 AM
Methinks gameshowhost doth protest too much.
 
2011-05-03 01:15:21 AM
I have nothing interesting to say. Possibly because I have to write 5 pages on Gorbachev for class tomorrow.
 
2011-05-03 01:15:40 AM
i.imgur.com
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
 
2011-05-03 01:16:29 AM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-05-03 01:20:46 AM
Dribs and drabs now. You guys will be lucky to hit 7500 before the thread closes.
 
2011-05-03 01:21:32 AM

katfairy: I have nothing interesting to say. Possibly because I have to write 5 pages on Gorbachev for class tomorrow.


Don't write on Gorbachev, he's old and his skin wouldn't respond well the scrubbing it would take to clean him up.
 
2011-05-03 01:24:22 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Dribs and drabs now. You guys will be lucky to hit 7500 before the thread closes.

Seen lots of these, have ya?
 
2011-05-03 01:24:39 AM
I hope they filled his pockets with bacon when they tossed him in the ocean.
 
2011-05-03 01:27:11 AM

daRog: AverageAmericanGuy: Dribs and drabs now. You guys will be lucky to hit 7500 before the thread closes.

Seen lots of these, have ya?


Now that you're here, there is a glimmer of hope.

But I won't be convinced without seeing proof.
 
2011-05-03 01:30:27 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Dribs and drabs now. You guys will be lucky to hit 7500 before the thread closes.


Aren't threads open for like 3 days? It's only been a lil over 1.
 
2011-05-03 01:35:30 AM

rohar: katfairy: I have nothing interesting to say. Possibly because I have to write 5 pages on Gorbachev for class tomorrow.

Don't write on Gorbachev, he's old and his skin wouldn't respond well the scrubbing it would take to clean him up.


plus somebody already spilled ink on his head the last time
www.sour.co
 
2011-05-03 01:36:32 AM

omeganuepsilon: AverageAmericanGuy: Dribs and drabs now. You guys will be lucky to hit 7500 before the thread closes.

Aren't threads open for like 3 days? It's only been a lil over 1.


I'm honestly not sure. I think it has to do with the frequency of posts. I've seen them active for a while before.
 
2011-05-03 01:44:04 AM

Neemund: I hope they filled his pockets with bacon when they tossed him in the ocean.


I hope they stuffed him into a pig carcass like Han stuffed Luke into a Tauntaun.
 
2011-05-03 01:49:43 AM
Abstruse: omeganuepsilon: AverageAmericanGuy: Dribs and drabs now. You guys will be lucky to hit 7500 before the thread closes.

Aren't threads open for like 3 days? It's only been a lil over 1.

I'm honestly not sure. I think it has to do with the frequency of posts.


Nope.
 
2011-05-03 01:50:16 AM
I wonder if I should go through the thread and count up the number of times the same jokes were made over and over.
 
2011-05-03 01:50:24 AM

RatMaster999: I hope they stuffed him into a pig carcass like Han stuffed Luke into a Tauntaun.


undergradrag.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-05-03 01:53:07 AM
Post 7450! I wonder how long until this thread dies. I think it's just the ones of us who have kept the tab open at this point. Everyone else has fled to the other stories about Osama.
 
2011-05-03 01:59:03 AM
Abstruse: Everyone else has fled to the other stories about Osama.

Their loss.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-05-03 02:00:50 AM
Yes, but this is THE death thread. The one prior was "lol hey teh bama gonna cut of trump lol lol lol". This one's the "We dragged his bullet-ridden ass out of his compound and spiked his lifeless corpse into the nearest deep part of the sea." thread.
 
2011-05-03 02:19:54 AM

Abstruse: I wonder if I should go through the thread and count up the number of times the same jokes were made over and over.


This idea was already suggested on page 4.
 
2011-05-03 02:26:50 AM
Whoa. Did this turn into a titty thread while I wasn't looking?
 
2011-05-03 02:30:42 AM

Gawdzila: Whoa. Did this turn into a titty thread while I wasn't looking?


As an attempt to keep it alive, yeah. Feel free to post.
 
2011-05-03 02:35:17 AM
Needs more Brie.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-05-03 02:35:57 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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