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2011-05-01 11:08:25 PM
fake. a real corpse doesn't have layers like that when opened in Illustrator.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:26 PM
 
2011-05-01 11:08:26 PM
Nearly a decade late. In the end Osama won. The US influence and power in the Muslim world has been decimated. Unfortunately for Osama secular muslim democracy won.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:27 PM
Just heard the news on ESPN Sunday night baseball of all places. Flipping between all of the news channels, NBC and Fox are saying he was killed in a bombing strike one week ago and the military held the news until his body could be confirmed with DNA testing... I'm suprised there were no news leaks for the whole week

/oh, and YAY fark, the bastard!
 
2011-05-01 11:08:31 PM
To celebrate Osamas death everyone in this thread should put the user "PrintBoy" on ignore..
 
2011-05-01 11:08:32 PM
You don't think Obama would stoop low enough as to imply that he the fact that he was in office had a direct impact on the finding and killing of Bin Laden, do you? No, he would never use such a ploy in hopes of getting re-elected.

He would never state this. Just like he never brought the race issue into the first election.

He let the American public do this on their own.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:33 PM
I can drink to this.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:34 PM
Perfect timing....I bought a new laptop today.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:34 PM
Fark. Yes.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:34 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: The real question is how long has he been dead.


A week.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:36 PM

iknowyou: I want Obama to go to the podium, yell "WE KILLED THAT MOTHER farkER!" knock over the podium and swagger out.

/America, fark yeah!


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2011-05-01 11:08:37 PM
I want to hear this from Obama.

I know it's sort of symbolic at this point, I think the guy must have been very sick for years. But still.....I want to hear him say it.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:39 PM
Osama, you're fired!
 
2011-05-01 11:08:43 PM
Wolf Blitzer is saying it might have been a CIA operation, but that he was definitely killed by the US.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:45 PM
Pics or STFU
 
2011-05-01 11:08:46 PM
Obama = Osama
 
2011-05-01 11:08:48 PM
Geraldo is embarrassing. This is in fact major news, but he needs a xanax or something.

I look forward to seeing pictures of the body, no matter how mutilated they may be. It'll likely become my desktop wallpaper.

Secondly, this should become a national holiday.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:49 PM

Fail in Human Form: TheGhostofFarkPast: it truly amazes me how many people will get off on the death of Osama. It's been 10 years and way to many soliders and money invested for just one guy. This whole Middle East action is a giant clusterfark and now a whole bunch of Americans are going to go wank it to the thought that "we got osama, America fark yeah!"

I don't know if that's sad or massively depressing.

/I'm glad the guy is gone but he means nothing in this fight
//just a figure head who will do nothing to the movement even after he is dead

This obviously doesn't undo all the harm that has been caused but this sends out a message. If you kill ours you forfeit your life.


What message? these people are willing to die at any turn, our guys not so much. We lost 6k soldiers in the fight and probably a trillion dollars. If anything it says, "we are idiots who waste resources and kill innocent people all so we can wank it to the death of one guy."

Meaning the morons use it as way to recruit more and send them our way. Yes really awesome, lets puff out our chest more.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:49 PM

aragonphx: Took a democrat to get the job done.


So, we are no longer blaming Bush for Obama's failures?
 
2011-05-01 11:08:51 PM

NyQuiLlama: Thank you, President Obama.


Fixed
 
2011-05-01 11:08:54 PM
Best simulpost collection ever.
 
2011-05-01 11:08:54 PM
Am I the only one who thought- "Wait, he's ALIVE?!!"
 
2011-05-01 11:08:59 PM
lol...today is the 8th anniversary of bushs mission accomplished.
 
2011-05-01 11:09:04 PM
I'd like to take a brief moment to paraphrase the prophet Samuel...


YEAH HE DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL
 
2011-05-01 11:09:05 PM
www.nickloper.com
Book it, done.

/nah not really
 
2011-05-01 11:09:14 PM
www.idealaunch.com
 
2011-05-01 11:09:15 PM
i thought he died like 4 years ago
 
2011-05-01 11:09:23 PM
From the comments

With the confirmation of the death of Osama Bin Laden, will Bush fly back all the Bin Ladens he escorted out of the country back on 9/12. The day after 9/11?

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story..

http://www.factcheck.org/article294.html
 
2011-05-01 11:09:24 PM
Exactly 8 years after George W Bush declared "Mission Accomplished".

Fantastic!
 
2011-05-01 11:09:27 PM

bberg: serial_crusher: NYT article is farked. Does anybody have any more concrete confirmation than "some guy posted it on Twitter"?

Every major news organization is confirming it. White House speech imminent.


"major news organizations" have been doing nothing but regurgitating twitter posts for the last 2 or 3 years.
 
2011-05-01 11:09:27 PM
This is bad news...for Osama.
 
2011-05-01 11:09:32 PM
LOL @ Democrats giving Obama credit for this.
 
2011-05-01 11:09:33 PM
I always figured he was driving a cab in New York City. Must have picked up the wrong passengers in the Bronx.
 
2011-05-01 11:09:33 PM
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Umad Libs?
 
2011-05-01 11:09:33 PM
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2011-05-01 11:09:37 PM
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I'M VERY VERY PROUD TO HAVE FORCED OBAMA TO KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN...
 
2011-05-01 11:09:37 PM
Goal! Obama wins it in overtime!
Whoooooooooooo!
I was here.
8 years to the day since the mission accomplished speech...
 
2011-05-01 11:09:37 PM
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"He is going to claim he killed Bin Laden...that's my guess."
Preempting Trump. What BS.
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Here here!!! There's usually an announcement of some kind on the contents of the message...this is typical Obo showmanship...staging the message. I can't stand whoraldo, either...anyone got a better source for news (other than here, of course..)?
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Bin Laden declared dead on Obama's watch. This guarantees him for more years in the White House. RIP America.
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0 will claim credit: 4 more years as the stupid masses will now credit this anti-war candidate!
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BIG WHOOPEE!
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Obama managed to preempt almost an hour of TV.
Knocking Trump off the air. No Celebrity Apprentice for you!
 
2011-05-01 11:09:39 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: The real question is how long has he been dead.


THIS.


/kept on ice!
 
2011-05-01 11:09:42 PM

usernameguy: Eight year


F'n lag!
 
2011-05-01 11:09:43 PM
Obama 2012 surging on intrade:

http://www.intrade.com/v4/markets/contract/?contractId=743474
 
2011-05-01 11:09:44 PM
This is incredibly surreal. I remember 9/11 when I was in high school, and MAN, I never thought we'd find him.
 
2011-05-01 11:09:46 PM
Ten years of waiting for this. YES.
 
2011-05-01 11:09:55 PM
 
2011-05-01 11:10:02 PM
I want to know where he's going to be buried, so I can piss on his grave.

Then I want to shiat on his grave, eat my own shiat and vomit on his grave, then shove the vomit up my penis-hole and jack off on his grave.

Where does the line form?
 
2011-05-01 11:10:03 PM
So, wrap him in bacon.
 
2011-05-01 11:10:08 PM
Goodness I hope we have the body preserved for future generations to see, and that we've got video of his head exploding from the sniper bullet.
 
2011-05-01 11:10:09 PM
The GOP spin machine is gonna have a rough Monday.
 
2011-05-01 11:10:13 PM
And I jizzed in my pants.
 
2011-05-01 11:10:16 PM

dodald: bumblebee: mission farking accomplished

yeah, mission accomplished (exactly 8 years later)


/YES!!


The timing is rather incredible - to the day. Wow.
 
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