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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) NewsFlash Bin Laden killed in Pakistan   ( divider line
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2011-05-01 11:05:28 PM  

Noirceuil: Ha, his speech will interrupt the end of The Apprentice. Well played Obama.

I LOL'd.
2011-05-01 11:05:29 PM  
So he's deflowering 72 virgins now?
2011-05-01 11:05:30 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: it truly amazes me how many people will get off on the death of Osama. It's been 10 years and way to many soliders and money invested for just one guy. This whole Middle East action is a giant clusterfark and now a whole bunch of Americans are going to go wank it to the thought that "we got osama, America fark yeah!"

I don't know if that's sad or massively depressing.

/I'm glad the guy is gone but he means nothing in this fight
//just a figure head who will do nothing to the movement even after he is dead

This obviously doesn't undo all the harm that has been caused but this sends out a message. If you kill ours you forfeit your life.
2011-05-01 11:05:32 PM  
His kidneys are probably the true martyrs
whar autopsy, whar
2011-05-01 11:05:33 PM  

Gormenghast: You've farked the NYT.


They never expected more than 100 simultaneous views.
2011-05-01 11:05:34 PM  
Mission Accomplished?

/epic thread!
2011-05-01 11:05:36 PM  
Can we still put his body in Guantanamo?
2011-05-01 11:05:37 PM  

Smiths: forgot to put text for easy quoting.


finish OT game... the missus is putting up new bathroom racks so i'm still drunk from hockey and awake to help her... and booom.... dead tall arab.

You cheeky bastard. I love it.
2011-05-01 11:05:38 PM  

2011-05-01 11:05:41 PM  
Fuggin A! Rot in hell, asshole.
2011-05-01 11:05:43 PM  

Djkb: I'm sick of all this Muslim on Muslim violence
2011-05-01 11:05:43 PM  
NYT article is farked. Does anybody have any more concrete confirmation than "some guy posted it on Twitter"?
2011-05-01 11:05:46 PM  

Syllabic: Watching mets/phillies game, crowd is chanting USA. Awesome.

2011-05-01 11:05:46 PM  

Gwendolyn: Dead of cancer or kidney failure?

Actually it was the result "actionable US intelligence from a US asset".

Sorry about your disappointment.

2011-05-01 11:05:46 PM  

noneyourbase: 9/11/01. I'm in 8th grade.

May 1, 2011. I'm in the office of my campus EMS office waiting for a call.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

I was in my 8th grade class too.

Except now I was smoking a bowl and watching HBO.
2011-05-01 11:05:46 PM  

ThisNameSux: AverageAmericanGuy: The real question is how long has he been dead.

He was killed during a CIA operation according to the reports coming out.


2011-05-01 11:05:51 PM  
Raise your hand if you still believe bin Laden's been dead for the greater part of a decade.
2011-05-01 11:05:55 PM  
C'mon, Mr. President. This bourbon won't drink itself. I want to hear the announcement from you first.
2011-05-01 11:05:55 PM  
Well that's nice.
2011-05-01 11:05:56 PM  
Obama. 2012. Book it. Done.
2011-05-01 11:05:57 PM  
Amazing what happens when you put boots on the ground in the areas were Osama might be. Fark you GWB, fark you to hell.
2011-05-01 11:05:58 PM  
Unfortunately, this will not stop terrorism or the Military Industrial Complex.
2011-05-01 11:05:59 PM  
I guess the lizard Jews who control US foreign policy decided to thaw out the body.

Wake up sheeple!
2011-05-01 11:06:00 PM  

kliq: First came to Fark during 9/11. Happy to post now this dbag is dead. Burn in hell.

So much this!
2011-05-01 11:06:06 PM  

2011-05-01 11:06:10 PM  
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
2011-05-01 11:06:10 PM  
Good riddance.
2011-05-01 11:06:14 PM  
This will be Katrina's Osama.
2011-05-01 11:06:14 PM  
Now we're going to have to listen to Republicans and Democrats arguing over who gets credit.

At least the Daily Show tomorrow ought to be epic.

Geraldo just went nah-nah-nah-nah. On national news.

I'm making popcorn, this is gonna be good.
2011-05-01 11:06:18 PM  
Why are Democrat's so blood thirsty?
2011-05-01 11:06:20 PM  
It was Stewie Griffin.
2011-05-01 11:06:20 PM  
Bush: I don't really care where Bin Laden is. (he said it, look it up)

Obama: Bin Laden is dead.

But he's probably from Kenya, so, you know.
2011-05-01 11:06:22 PM  
Per CBS: Boom, head shot.
2011-05-01 11:06:22 PM  
Fox News is reporting that US gov't has the body and that it has been confirmed to be Bin Laden by DNA analysis.

Also, anyone else about to pull up NYT? Did we fark them?
2011-05-01 11:06:24 PM  
That's one more job opening available!
2011-05-01 11:06:26 PM  
I hope he enjoys 72 of these
2011-05-01 11:06:26 PM  

GAT_00: Also, why the second link?

b/c the first one was filled with "I bet Obama is just farking with Trump"
and "maybe it's aliens" speculation.
2011-05-01 11:06:27 PM

If they bagged him yesterday, well, that's one hell of a nifty coincidence.
2011-05-01 11:06:31 PM  
The butthurt wil be SOOOOOO epic!
2011-05-01 11:06:31 PM  
I hope the person who put a bullet in that bastards headbone gets medals and promotions like never before
2011-05-01 11:06:33 PM  

serial_crusher: NYT article is farked. Does anybody have any more concrete confirmation than "some guy posted it on Twitter"?

Every major news organization is confirming it. White House speech imminent.
2011-05-01 11:06:38 PM  
Moot is farking hilarious.
2011-05-01 11:06:41 PM  
The link's farked. hat happened? Did his beard finally snap after years of neglect and strangle him in his sleep or did his top goat catch him making goo-goo eyes at the rams and butt him off the mountain-top?
2011-05-01 11:06:43 PM  
Welcome to Hell!

Population: You.
2011-05-01 11:06:46 PM  


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'll keep that in mind next time someone gets derpy.
2011-05-01 11:06:47 PM  

robsul82: Obama got Osama.

Barack 1, Dubya 0.


Dubya got Saddam.

Who gets the leader of Iran will settle the score.
2011-05-01 11:06:48 PM  
They say family was killed too...good riddance
2011-05-01 11:06:49 PM  
2011-05-01 11:06:49 PM  
I want Obama to go to the podium, yell "WE KILLED THAT MOTHER farkER!" knock over the podium and swagger out.

/America, fark yeah!
2011-05-01 11:06:51 PM  
Rumor has it the delay is because Obama is trying to locate a 'mission accomplished' banner that went missing with the end of the last administration.
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