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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) NewsFlash Bin Laden killed in Pakistan   ( ) divider line
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2011-05-01 11:02:29 PM  
2011-05-01 11:02:31 PM  
2011-05-01 11:02:32 PM  
timing of the announcement was perfect! preempted the last 10 minutes of celebrity apprentice! suck it trump!
2011-05-01 11:02:36 PM  
click click boom
2011-05-01 11:02:43 PM  
Watching mets/phillies game, crowd is chanting USA. Awesome.
2011-05-01 11:02:45 PM  
Headline was nearly longer than the article.

/it's going to get really bloody for us over there soon if there is retaliation
2011-05-01 11:02:45 PM  
Holy crap. I figured we'd never hear from the guy again.

/Keyser Soze is just farking with us
2011-05-01 11:02:47 PM  

Eutamias21: Holy sh*t, dude.

Do we know when we're going to hear from the White House?

Within the hour
2011-05-01 11:02:49 PM  

Going old school. Nice.
2011-05-01 11:02:49 PM  
it truly amazes me how many people will get off on the death of Osama. It's been 10 years and way to many soliders and money invested for just one guy. This whole Middle East action is a giant clusterfark and now a whole bunch of Americans are going to go wank it to the thought that "we got osama, America fark yeah!"

I don't know if that's sad or massively depressing.

/I'm glad the guy is gone but he means nothing in this fight
//just a figure head who will do nothing to the movement even after he is dead
2011-05-01 11:02:54 PM
2011-05-01 11:02:58 PM  
Why is Obama taking so long?
2011-05-01 11:03:01 PM  
Obama got Osama.
2011-05-01 11:03:02 PM  
Can't wait to see how the stock market reacts tomorrow.
2011-05-01 11:03:02 PM  
Enjoy those herpetic virgins ya farking decade nt caveman!
2011-05-01 11:03:04 PM  

contrapunctus: Told ya'll I got this. Chill the F out!!!!!


I give credit to our troops! F' yeah!
2011-05-01 11:03:06 PM  
Amazing what you can do with a decade and a few hundred billion dollars.
2011-05-01 11:03:07 PM

This announcement really took some years off Obama.
2011-05-01 11:03:12 PM  

stebain: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Good jorb Faux News:
hm. in that case,
Good night, terrorist!

I LOL'ed
2011-05-01 11:03:16 PM  
Golf clap for the headline.
Standing ovation for the subject matter.
2011-05-01 11:03:19 PM  
Wow. Yet another thing that Bush and the Neocons farked up that Obama has fixed.

So glad Rumsfeld and the other quislings dragged us into Iraq and wasted all our money instead of going directly after this guy like Obama has.
2011-05-01 11:03:20 PM  
I hope they bury him soon so we can dance on his grave!

2011-05-01 11:03:23 PM  
good. Obama has just secured his second term. First the birth certificate, then the correspondent's dinner, now Osama's head on a pike.

i love it!
2011-05-01 11:03:25 PM  
Details? Everyone is abuzz but I have not seen details...
2011-05-01 11:03:27 PM  
The only way this could be better is if he died from heat stroke due to global warming.
2011-05-01 11:03:32 PM  
Ain't karma a biatch! Good job to however put the bullet in that shiatbag!!
2011-05-01 11:03:38 PM  
Enjoy Hell mother farker
2011-05-01 11:03:40 PM  
2011-05-01 11:03:42 PM  
Details please, he's in my dead pool and he only counts if he died this year.

/mostly I just want to post early in an epic thread.
2011-05-01 11:03:43 PM  

I hope that bastard Donald Trump doesn't take credit.

2011-05-01 11:03:45 PM  
Ha, his speech will interrupt the end of The Apprentice. Well played Obama.
2011-05-01 11:03:48 PM  
2011-05-01 11:03:52 PM  
Good riddance, you camel-farking sonofabiatch.

/amazed he was still alive
2011-05-01 11:03:57 PM  
2011-05-01 11:04:01 PM  
We need to go all William Wallace on his bod..Rip it apart.
Put his head on a pike on the Brooklyn Bridge, put his heart
on a stick on the Golden Gate Bridge and spread the rest around!
2011-05-01 11:04:03 PM  
Another tornado victim?

Bush got the wrong 'A'; it was "Alabama" not "Afghanistan"!
2011-05-01 11:04:03 PM  
President Obama succeeded where President Bush failed. Go Obama!
2011-05-01 11:04:03 PM  
New drinking game rule:

If Biden rips his shirt off and downs a fifth of liquor on TV, do the same
2011-05-01 11:04:04 PM  
2011-05-01 11:04:04 PM  
Eight years to the day after "Mission Accomplished".
2011-05-01 11:04:05 PM  
America...F**k Yeah. I hope the dude double crapped his pants, pissed on himself, then pleaded for mercy.

/Nope head shot
2011-05-01 11:04:05 PM  
They better publish the location of his grave so I can piss on it.
2011-05-01 11:04:06 PM  
But why would a sekret Muslim kill Osama?!?!
2011-05-01 11:04:07 PM  
Take Trump's mansion away, give it to the Pakistani goat herder who narced on Bin Laden's location.
2011-05-01 11:04:08 PM
2011-05-01 11:04:08 PM  
Well that's a hell of a nice way to start the month

/would have been better 8+ years & a whole lot of money ago but I'll take it at this point
2011-05-01 11:04:09 PM  
First came to Fark during 9/11. Happy to post now this dbag is dead. Burn in hell.
2011-05-01 11:04:10 PM  
meh...personally, i believe he had long since retired from active leadership of those terrorist douchenozzles.
2011-05-01 11:04:10 PM  

noneyourbase: 9/11/01. I'm in 8th grade.

2011-05-01 11:04:11 PM  

what_now: I really, really want to know how he died. Did we kill him or did he die from kidney failure.

Seems it was a shot to the head, so we killed him.
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