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Empty Head		2011-05-01 02:47:33 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but are those christmas trees on her PJ bottoms? She's had those on since December 2009, run puppy run.

atomic-age		2011-05-01 02:49:39 PM

alzahra: Always perplexes me when people know they're going to be on TV or photographed for an article and they seem to think it's perfectly fine to do so in their skeevy pajamas, or they don't bother tidying up their house a bit when it's clearly a mess. I guess some people are missing the 'I probably shouldn't look like a dirtbag on TV' part of their brains.

Those are probably her best fitting clothes.

Shudder.

namegoeshere		2011-05-01 02:55:35 PM

It would be funny if they did call the police, who then showed up and ticketed them for allowing their dog to run free.

/glad pupper is okay
//but he does have a "save me" look on his face.

NuttierThanEver		2011-05-01 03:01:07 PM

lordargent		2011-05-01 03:02:27 PM

HighZoolander : "Disperna said he plans to report the incident to police next week but didn't at the time because he didn't get the driver's license plate number and his first concern was making sure the dog was OK."

Out here, if a dog runs into the street and his hit by the car. The dog's owner is responsible for any damage the dog causes to the vehicle.

The vehicle owner is under no obligations whatsoever.

/keep your pets safe

/would a caddy driver even know they had hit a dog?

Begoggle		2011-05-01 03:06:04 PM

styckx: Begoggle: Page needs more ads.

You need more adblock

Uh, that would give me LESS ads.
Or at best, an equal amount of ads.
That's quite the opposite of what I'm asking for.

CreamFilling		2011-05-01 03:30:48 PM

atomic-age: alzahra: Always perplexes me when people know they're going to be on TV or photographed for an article and they seem to think it's perfectly fine to do so in their skeevy pajamas, or they don't bother tidying up their house a bit when it's clearly a mess. I guess some people are missing the 'I probably shouldn't look like a dirtbag on TV' part of their brains.

Those are probably her best fitting clothes.

Shudder.

Not pictured: rag on a stick.

WeenerGord		2011-05-01 03:36:59 PM

Rik01: However, it might be in danger of accidentally ~~being eaten~~ falling in.

atomic-age		2011-05-01 03:48:56 PM

CreamFilling: atomic-age: alzahra: Always perplexes me when people know they're going to be on TV or photographed for an article and they seem to think it's perfectly fine to do so in their skeevy pajamas, or they don't bother tidying up their house a bit when it's clearly a mess. I guess some people are missing the 'I probably shouldn't look like a dirtbag on TV' part of their brains.

Those are probably her best fitting clothes.

Shudder.

Not pictured: rag on a stick.

She is the poster fatass for a lap quilt. I didn't need to see that gunt.

Meow928		2011-05-01 03:55:58 PM

Begoggle: styckx: Begoggle: Page needs more ads.

You need more adblock

Uh, that would give me LESS ads.
Or at best, an equal amount of ads.
That's quite the opposite of what I'm asking for.

Epic.... OK not really.. but I found it amusing.

wild9		2011-05-01 04:00:35 PM

offmymeds: Oznog: 1nsanilicious: Is that a shadow or a wet spot on her pants?

It's the "ORLY?" owl.

Time to play "Spot The Camel Toe".

I like the other picture of her with the owl popping out of her Camel Toe

Aupey		2011-05-01 04:07:05 PM

lordargent: HighZoolander : "Disperna said he plans to report the incident to police next week but didn't at the time because he didn't get the driver's license plate number and his first concern was making sure the dog was OK."

Out here, if a dog runs into the street and his hit by the car. The dog's owner is responsible for any damage the dog causes to the vehicle.

The vehicle owner is under no obligations whatsoever.

/keep your pets safe

/would a caddy driver even know they had hit a dog?

Ah.
Where I'm from you the owner doesn't take responsibility for you hitting the dog, but you also don't have to stop and call the police.

They [the animal(s)] ran in the middle of the road.

The way it is seen here is that it's better to kill an animal than kill a human from someone doing an immediate stop to "save" the animal.

On a side note, my friend ran over a peacock. A woman not far behind saw it, followed her, and started to yell at her for not stopping.
My said friend did admit to me that she could have slowed down or stopped, considering no one was behind her in her lane, but she didn't feel like it.

Fett56		2011-05-01 04:28:11 PM

epic gunt

adragontattoo		2011-05-01 04:30:16 PM

YixilTesiphon: She has a boyfriend? Some of you people will do anything for a little tail.

The only little thing regarding that hippo is the amount of fresh fruit and vegetables she eats.

Im pretty sure that the local take outs all know her order by heart.

Queensowntalia		2011-05-01 04:33:11 PM

OK So Amuse Me: With all the information available to anyone that can read and write I bet a person could find a wealth of information to help themselves to get healthy.

If you're already abjectly miserable anyway and life as a whole sucks, why bother? It's a huge amount of effort to make if you no longer care if you keel over dead any day or not. The motivation is diffcult to find.

/I ~~sound~~ am fat

Queensowntalia		2011-05-01 04:34:14 PM

Also, reading the comments in this thread remind me I'm a worthless piece of crap who should die asap.

Quantum Apostrophe		2011-05-01 04:46:02 PM

"The 3-year-old Labrador-Jack Russell mix was rolled over by the wheel of a Cadillac, dragged around the wheel well and shot out the other side, Brandwein's son Kevin Brandwein, a human-hippo mix, said. Scrappy landed on his back twitching a few feet away."

Fixed.

weazometry		2011-05-01 04:53:35 PM

SUPADUPAFUPA.

weazometry		2011-05-01 04:59:03 PM

Eye bleach incoming....
images.wikia.com

skinink		2011-05-01 04:59:59 PM

The photographer could have been nicer and picked a better spot, and the media person definitely could have cropped out any distracting or embarrassing things in the picture. Just a picture of the dog by itself would have been enough.

adragontattoo		2011-05-01 05:01:33 PM

Queensowntalia: Also, reading the comments in this thread remind me I'm a worthless piece of crap who should die asap.

That depends, are you trying to lose weight or do you enjoy a dozen doughnuts as a light snack?

namegoeshere		2011-05-01 05:11:33 PM

weazometry: Eye bleach incoming....

That firs one looks like she could eat your soul.

Wait, we're not supposed to be looking at her face?

GreatGlavinsGhost		2011-05-01 05:18:00 PM

alzahra: Always perplexes me when people know they're going to be on TV or photographed for an article and they seem to think it's perfectly fine to do so in their skeevy pajamas, or they don't bother tidying up their house a bit when it's clearly a mess. I guess some people are missing the 'I probably shouldn't look like a dirtbag on TV' part of their brains.

You don't know who she is? Why, she's a top plus-size model for Wal*Mart!

They pay her big money to look that goo ... er, way.

lefty201		2011-05-01 05:26:28 PM

that woman needs a walmart hoveround.

cycle23		2011-05-01 05:27:10 PM

I'm reading the anorexic porn thread right now, so getting a kick out of that gunt.

GreatGlavinsGhost		2011-05-01 05:27:41 PM

lefty201: that woman needs a walmart hoveround.

She has sat in hers so long her body has begun to grow around it.

weazometry		2011-05-01 05:38:20 PM

namegoeshere: weazometry: Eye bleach incoming....

That firs one looks like she could eat your soul.

Wait, we're not supposed to be looking at her face?

1.bp.blogspot.com

Soul eater? Me no think so.

nunpunter		2011-05-01 05:39:27 PM

Now, this is just a guess, but I'm going to assume that this dog doesn't receive the proper 45 minutes a day of on-the-leash walking.

atomic-age		2011-05-01 05:45:31 PM

nunpunter: Now, this is just a guess, but I'm going to assume that this dog doesn't receive the proper 45 minutes a day of on-the-leash walking.

I'm pretty sure you could leash-drag the owner, given the proper equipment.
/The dog looks embarrassed to be there.

wambu		2011-05-01 05:47:50 PM

FARK: Dog owner does not sweat much for a fat girl.

atomic-age		2011-05-01 05:49:08 PM

Queensowntalia: Also, reading the comments in this thread remind me I'm a worthless piece of crap who should die asap.

My dear friend from high school did just that. She died of complications of her obesity, not 5 months ago. She had congestive heart failure, COPD, pulmonary hypertension, and multiple joint degeneration. She was 39. Today I have to write her mother a Mother's Day card because my friend is not alive to do it.

There's a point at which it's no longer a lifestyle choice. I miss my friend desperately. I wish she'd lost the weight, or even STARTED losing the weight sooner, so she'd be alive today.

p4p3rm4t3		2011-05-01 06:05:12 PM

WeenerGord		2011-05-01 06:09:24 PM

I don't know why weapons grade liposuction isn't as common as having your teeth cleaned.

strapp3r		2011-05-01 06:12:43 PM

vodka		2011-05-01 06:30:36 PM

If you hit a dog while driving normally it's never your fault.

In fact if the dog damages your vehicle or causes you have have an accident you can sue the owner of the dog for damages.

bunner		2011-05-01 06:36:15 PM

i know why the leashed dog "Arrroooooooooos" into the night.

HighZoolander		2011-05-01 06:41:23 PM

bonobo73		2011-05-01 08:47:45 PM

FloydA: I didn't read the article, just looked at the picture.

I assume that the dog got accidentally stuck in her throat when she tried to swallow him, right?

www.hahastop.com

atomic-age		2011-05-01 09:09:25 PM

bonobo73: FloydA: I didn't read the article, just looked at the picture.

I assume that the dog got accidentally stuck in her throat when she tried to swallow him, right?

I thought big boobs were God's sympathy card for fat women. That there is just a farking abomination.

pstawicki		2011-05-01 09:22:33 PM

weazometry: Eye bleach incoming....

Thanks, the heavy breastages on that first Milf cleared my mind.

spidermilk		2011-05-01 09:31:53 PM

They make it sound like the dog was out on a walk and slipped his collar. If you have a collar slipper, learn how to either quickly loosen up so they can't slip, use a martingale collar, or a well-fitted harness (but be aware that dogs can back out of harnesses). Also, training?

And just to keep with the general hateful spirit of Fark, I'm sure the dog was not on a walk but was chained up in the front yard. Because nothing is better than your dog than being on a 6' rope tied to a tree forced to watch people, cars, animals taunt you from just far enough away all day and then possibly eventually strangle yourself.

Oznog		2011-05-01 10:03:20 PM

Splinshints: Oznog It's not illegal to run a yellow.

It is, of course, quite illegal in most, if not all, places to intentionally enter an intersection on yellow if you could have safely stopped, but okay.

Yellow means "safely clear and stay clear of the intersection", not "see if you can race through before I turn red".

Typically, being a yellow-light-running-moron earns you a ticket for failure to obey traffic control devices.

/ I know this because I have been ticketed for being such a moron
// $25 fine + $80-some in miscellaneous "fees" and "court costs"
/// what exactly happened with the guy in the article we'll never know, but given the failure to stop I'm comfortable assuming he was being an asshole and trying to beat the light
//// which is illegal

Hmm, not in Texas:

(e) An operator of a vehicle facing a steady yellow signal is warned by that
signal that:
(1) movement authorized by a green signal is being terminated; or
(2) a red signal is to be given.

That's all it says. In PA, several "answer" sites say pretty much the same thing for PA, but I didn't find a quote for the ordinance.

Iranoobie		2011-05-01 10:22:22 PM

The huts walk among us.

WeenerGord		2011-05-01 10:24:36 PM

Iranoobie: The huts walk among us.

LOL, what, no chainmail bikini for the dog?

Butterflew		2011-05-01 10:26:30 PM

Gunt? What is this? I've heard of a fupa (fat upper pussy area) but a gunt?

Butterflew		2011-05-01 10:28:30 PM

Ok whatever you do, don't Gis "gunt"... Ugh

/I should know better

Calm Down You Spaz		2011-05-01 10:34:11 PM

just to switch things up a bit

www.bangingtunes.com

MONKEYGUNT!!

Leashlaw		2011-05-01 10:38:49 PM

"Gonna be in tha paper baby, goon' n'git mahgood stretch pants out tha warsh, and find that guldurn teeshhirt I found in the parking lot at 7-11"

OooShiny		2011-05-01 11:08:59 PM

That was no "accident," but rather a failed canine suicide.

Siz		2011-05-01 11:33:13 PM

Lone Stranger: What a gunt.

Aka: Fupa (fat upper pubic region)

Medical Term: panniculous or pannus for short.

/you're welcome.
//Use it in a sentence? Okay.

That panniculous is ridiculous.

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