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(Some Guy) Spiffy Kid uses 27 foot-long wiener to get his prom date to the big event   (wfaa.com) divider line 69
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2011-05-01 01:06:12 AM
penis
 
2011-05-01 01:12:08 AM
Is that all in one pig intestine or did they have to suture several together?

Also, 27 feet? Why not say 9 meters like normal people?
 
2011-05-01 01:12:52 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Is that all in one pig intestine or did they have to suture several together?

Also, 27 feet? Why not say 9 meters like normal people?


Nevermind...
 
2011-05-01 01:15:09 AM
Goddamn size queen.

Or, alternately...

I wonder if he got to drive it down her alleyway at the end of the night?
 
2011-05-01 04:41:32 AM
Fun fact: Paul Ryan drove the Overcompensationmobile
 
2011-05-01 06:27:31 AM
images.smh.com.au
 
2011-05-01 06:41:59 AM
That's one big long LIMP thing. Body can't lose that much blood and maintain itself, so pretty useless 27 feet (9 meters) of nothing but gutter flash molding if its literal.

/cool a** mom though.
 
2011-05-01 06:43:04 AM
If that hotdog-mobile didn't smell like vomit inside before, I'm sure it does now.
 
2011-05-01 06:45:17 AM
Gelatinous: If that hotdog-mobile his date didn't smell like vomit inside before, I'm sure it does now.

better
 
2011-05-01 06:47:30 AM
PS Does the, er, "larger" girl in the picture not have a date? (Maybe she was hoping for free olive loaf?)
 
2011-05-01 06:50:21 AM
I hope he didn't forget the condoments, or else all that protein might make her sick in the morning.
 
2011-05-01 07:04:04 AM
Gelatinous: PS Does the, er, "larger" girl in the picture not have a date? (Maybe she was hoping for free olive loaf?)

She has a corsage so she probably has a date. He might just not be friends with the kid or he might be the guy on the other side whose tux matches her dress.
 
2011-05-01 07:09:35 AM
timswar: Gelatinous: PS Does the, er, "larger" girl in the picture not have a date? (Maybe she was hoping for free olive loaf?)

She has a corsage so she probably has a date. He might just not be friends with the kid or he might be the guy on the other side whose tux matches her dress.


Well SOMEBODY'S missing. I want that weiner inspected inside and out for signs of foul play.
 
2011-05-01 07:13:09 AM
media.wfaa.com
 
2011-05-01 07:15:10 AM
Quips aside, this kid's mother is alright in my book.
 
2011-05-01 07:19:12 AM
Damn, the kid's date is a fine-lookin' young woman.
She looks a bit more grown up than he does, too.
 
2011-05-01 07:29:07 AM
Did anybody else see the picture of his date and feel a sudden urge to take a seat right over there?
 
2011-05-01 07:33:04 AM
Fluorescent Testicle: Did anybody else see the picture of his date and feel a sudden urge to take a seat right over there?

If she's going to prom, she's probably reached the age of consent. And if not, she will be by the time she starts showing.
 
2011-05-01 07:47:59 AM
I hope he was able to put his meat in her casing by the end of the night.
/I would have
 
2011-05-01 08:01:54 AM
Gelatinous: PS Does the, er, "larger" girl in the picture not have a date? (Maybe she was hoping for free olive loaf?)

she ate her date...see, she even looks guilty there, lookin at the ground wondering..."should I have saved a leg for after the Prom, I know I'll be hungry?"
 
2011-05-01 08:04:32 AM
As if proms weren't enough of a sausagefest already....
 
2011-05-01 08:23:15 AM
So that kid is going to prom with Kristen Wiig?

Prom Date:
media.wfaa.com

Kristen Wiig:
i53.tinypic.com
 
2011-05-01 08:27:54 AM
Fluorescent Testicle: Did anybody else see the picture of his date and feel a sudden urge to take a seat right over there?

That's his date? I thought it was is mother. Kind of looks like Amy Adams.
 
2011-05-01 08:39:47 AM
Lucky date! Shouldn't that be a 27 mm weener?
 
2011-05-01 09:13:56 AM
With a 27mm weiner you can't get a date to the prom. I speak from some experience. Even if you offer a complimentary magnifying glass.
 
2011-05-01 09:38:09 AM
So it took a 27foot plastic weiner to get his girlfriend to come?

Poor dude.
 
2011-05-01 09:54:43 AM
Just one of many large wieners in Dallas.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-05-01 09:58:43 AM
Perhaps I'm missing the context here. The kid rode a motorcycle, got in an accident. And his DREAM was to go to prom in the freaking Oscar Meyer Weinermobile?

So, we're to assume this mature, upstanding citizen somehow got his drivers licenses, then his motorcycle permit license (whatever its called), and got a reputable motorcycle business to sell him one? And his manchild dream is to ride in 27 foot long dick joke?
 
2011-05-01 10:19:22 AM
mom may be cool and all that but letting her high school son ride a crotch rocket wasn't a real good idea.
 
2011-05-01 10:22:02 AM
Curious: mom may be cool and all that but letting her high school son ride a crotch rocket wasn't a real good idea.

What a fantastic way to refer to his date.
 
2011-05-01 10:27:20 AM
Guys, 27ft does not equal 9 meters.......it equals 9 YARDS. Get it straight next time!
 
2011-05-01 10:27:56 AM
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina...
 
2011-05-01 10:29:24 AM
Weinermobile, Oldsmobile... same difference. Something you want to borrow, but you'd be ashamed to actually own it when you're that age ;)


I don't know if the current one is, but the Weinermobile used to be partly made out of an Oldsmobile.
 
2011-05-01 10:30:05 AM
Tiredude99: Guys, 27ft does not equal 9 meters.......it equals 9 YARDS. Get it straight next time!

Wow. You're quick ;)
 
2011-05-01 10:32:33 AM
If this weiner's a rockin, don't come knockin....
 
SH
2011-05-01 10:41:17 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Is that all in one pig intestine or did they have to suture several together?

Also, 27 feet? Why not say 9 meters like normal people?


This is Fark, Sherlock. Fark exists for abnormal people.
 
2011-05-01 10:51:06 AM
From the comments on the story...

HOT DOG! Enjoy the moment BEN and MOLLY! And most of all, Thank you Oscar Meyer and the whole Oscar Meyer Family for making his dream a reality....

That'll make for one helluva thank you note. "Dear Mr. Meyer, I'd like to thank you and your entire family..."
 
2011-05-01 10:54:54 AM
SpinStopper: Weinermobile, Oldsmobile... same difference. Something you want to borrow, but you'd be ashamed to actually own it when you're that age ;)


I don't know if the current one is, but the Weinermobile used to be partly made out of an Oldsmobile.


Actually, over the years they were made with Dodge, Jeep, Chevrolet, and now GMC W-series chassis: Except for this one

i283.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-01 11:01:05 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Is that all in one pig intestine or did they have to suture several together?

Also, 27 feet? Why not say 9 meters like normal people?


Because it's 8.2296 meters? Beats me.

We can haz picture of the 27 foot long bun she's bringing?
 
2011-05-01 11:01:33 AM
Angusmeats: From the comments on the story...

HOT DOG! Enjoy the moment BEN and MOLLY! And most of all, Thank you Oscar Meyer and the whole Oscar Meyer Family for making his dream a reality....

That'll make for one helluva thank you note. "Dear Mr. Meyer, I'd like to thank you and your entire family..."


Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

i283.photobucket.com
 
2011-05-01 11:06:40 AM
Kid uses 27 foot-long wiener to get his prom date to the big event

...and his prom date uses his big wiener to get herself to the Big 'O'...

Sounds like a good time was had by all!
 
2011-05-01 11:12:28 AM
Motorcycle accident. Wheelchair. Weinermobile.

A real mom would have booked the Bay City Rollers for the prom.

/just sayin'
 
2011-05-01 11:17:53 AM
LordOfThePings: Fun fact: Paul Ryan drove the Overcompensationmobile

Al Unser Jr. used to drive that around The Circle in Indianapolis during the Indy 500 festivities.
 
2011-05-01 11:25:43 AM
Clete Orris: Curious: mom may be cool and all that but letting her high school son ride a crotch rocket wasn't a real good idea.

What a fantastic way to refer to his date.


i lol'd
 
2011-05-01 11:29:52 AM
"Hello. This is my dirt boyfriend. I'm so embarrassed..." - girlfriend Molly Muchow
 
2011-05-01 11:48:52 AM
catmandu: Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

For real? That is VERY cool. At least it is in my book ;)
 
2011-05-01 11:55:15 AM
Zentai: Lucky date! Shouldn't that be a 27 mm weener?

Only if the guy is Asian.
 
2011-05-01 12:14:20 PM
SpinStopper: catmandu: Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

For real? That is VERY cool. At least it is in my book ;)


Yup, for real. She was a hotdogger for a year, then was offered a permanent position with Oscar Mayer
 
2011-05-01 12:52:03 PM
catmandu: SpinStopper: catmandu: Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

For real? That is VERY cool. At least it is in my book ;)

Yup, for real. She was a hotdogger for a year, then was offered a permanent position with Oscar Mayer


Management makes you hump their British staff out of doors for a year before offering a job?
 
2011-05-01 01:09:38 PM
Excen: catmandu: SpinStopper: catmandu: Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

For real? That is VERY cool. At least it is in my book ;)

Yup, for real. She was a hotdogger for a year, then was offered a permanent position with Oscar Mayer

Management makes you hump their British staff out of doors for a year before offering a job?


Hotdoggers are hired for one year only. Decent job just outside of college. They get 2-3 thousand applications every year for 12 positions.
 
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