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(Some Guy)		Kid uses 27 foot-long wiener to get his prom date to the big event (wfaa.com)		69
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CaptainWes

2011-05-01 01:06:12 AM

penis

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-05-01 01:12:08 AM

Is that all in one pig intestine or did they have to suture several together?

Also, 27 feet? Why not say 9 meters like normal people?

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-05-01 01:12:52 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Is that all in one pig intestine or did they have to suture several together?

Also, 27 feet? Why not say 9 meters like normal people?

Nevermind...

FirstNationalBastard

2011-05-01 01:15:09 AM

Goddamn size queen.

Or, alternately...

I wonder if he got to drive it down her alleyway at the end of the night?

LordOfThePings

2011-05-01 04:41:32 AM

Fun fact: Paul Ryan drove the Overcompensationmobile

pablodolanez

2011-05-01 06:27:31 AM

JackalRabbit

2011-05-01 06:41:59 AM

That's one big long LIMP thing. Body can't lose that much blood and maintain itself, so pretty useless 27 feet (9 meters) of nothing but gutter flash molding if its literal.

/cool a** mom though.

Gelatinous

2011-05-01 06:43:04 AM

If that hotdog-mobile didn't smell like vomit inside before, I'm sure it does now.

JackalRabbit

2011-05-01 06:45:17 AM

Gelatinous: If ~~that hotdog-mobile~~ his date didn't smell like vomit inside before, I'm sure it does now.

better

Gelatinous

2011-05-01 06:47:30 AM

PS Does the, er, "larger" girl in the picture not have a date? (Maybe she was hoping for free olive loaf?)

Gawdzila

2011-05-01 06:50:21 AM

I hope he didn't forget the condoments, or else all that protein might make her sick in the morning.

timswar

2011-05-01 07:04:04 AM

Gelatinous: PS Does the, er, "larger" girl in the picture not have a date? (Maybe she was hoping for free olive loaf?)

She has a corsage so she probably has a date. He might just not be friends with the kid or he might be the guy on the other side whose tux matches her dress.

Gelatinous

2011-05-01 07:09:35 AM

timswar: Gelatinous: PS Does the, er, "larger" girl in the picture not have a date? (Maybe she was hoping for free olive loaf?)

She has a corsage so she probably has a date. He might just not be friends with the kid or he might be the guy on the other side whose tux matches her dress.

Well SOMEBODY'S missing. I want that weiner inspected inside and out for signs of foul play.

Crid

2011-05-01 07:13:09 AM

phenn

2011-05-01 07:15:10 AM

Quips aside, this kid's mother is alright in my book.

Gawdzila

2011-05-01 07:19:12 AM

Damn, the kid's date is a fine-lookin' young woman.
She looks a bit more grown up than he does, too.

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-05-01 07:29:07 AM

Did anybody else see the picture of his date and feel a sudden urge to take a seat right over there?

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-05-01 07:33:04 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Did anybody else see the picture of his date and feel a sudden urge to take a seat right over there?

If she's going to prom, she's probably reached the age of consent. And if not, she will be by the time she starts showing.

DubyaHater

2011-05-01 07:47:59 AM

I hope he was able to put his meat in her casing by the end of the night.
/I would have

dpzum1

2011-05-01 08:01:54 AM

Gelatinous: PS Does the, er, "larger" girl in the picture not have a date? (Maybe she was hoping for free olive loaf?)

she ate her date...see, she even looks guilty there, lookin at the ground wondering..."should I have saved a leg for after the Prom, I know I'll be hungry?"

Noozletter

2011-05-01 08:04:32 AM

As if proms weren't enough of a sausagefest already....

SuperDarly

2011-05-01 08:23:15 AM

So that kid is going to prom with Kristen Wiig?

Prom Date:
media.wfaa.com

Kristen Wiig:
i53.tinypic.com

badscooter

2011-05-01 08:27:54 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Did anybody else see the picture of his date and feel a sudden urge to take a seat right over there?

That's his date? I thought it was is mother. Kind of looks like Amy Adams.

Zentai

2011-05-01 08:39:47 AM

Lucky date! Shouldn't that be a 27 mm weener?

BitwiseShift

2011-05-01 09:13:56 AM

With a 27mm weiner you can't get a date to the prom. I speak from some experience. Even if you offer a complimentary magnifying glass.

Nick Nostril

2011-05-01 09:38:09 AM

So it took a 27foot plastic weiner to get his girlfriend to come?

Poor dude.

Clete Orris

2011-05-01 09:54:43 AM

Just one of many large wieners in Dallas.

1.bp.blogspot.com

RoosterCogburn

2011-05-01 09:58:43 AM

Perhaps I'm missing the context here. The kid rode a motorcycle, got in an accident. And his DREAM was to go to prom in the freaking Oscar Meyer Weinermobile?

So, we're to assume this mature, upstanding citizen somehow got his drivers licenses, then his motorcycle permit license (whatever its called), and got a reputable motorcycle business to sell him one? And his manchild dream is to ride in 27 foot long dick joke?

Curious

2011-05-01 10:19:22 AM

mom may be cool and all that but letting her high school son ride a crotch rocket wasn't a real good idea.

Clete Orris

2011-05-01 10:22:02 AM

Curious: mom may be cool and all that but letting her high school son ride a crotch rocket wasn't a real good idea.

What a fantastic way to refer to his date.

Tiredude99

2011-05-01 10:27:20 AM

Guys, 27ft does not equal 9 meters.......it equals 9 YARDS. Get it straight next time!

mojo moon

2011-05-01 10:27:56 AM

You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina...

SpinStopper

2011-05-01 10:29:24 AM

Weinermobile, Oldsmobile... same difference. Something you want to borrow, but you'd be ashamed to actually own it when you're that age ;)

_{I don't know if the current one is, but the Weinermobile used to be partly made out of an Oldsmobile.}

SpinStopper

2011-05-01 10:30:05 AM

Tiredude99: Guys, 27ft does not equal 9 meters.......it equals 9 YARDS. Get it straight next time!

Wow. You're quick ;)

Kurmudgeon

2011-05-01 10:32:33 AM

If this weiner's a rockin, don't come knockin....

2011-05-01 10:41:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Is that all in one pig intestine or did they have to suture several together?

Also, 27 feet? Why not say 9 meters like normal people?

This is Fark, Sherlock. Fark exists for abnormal people.

Angusmeats

2011-05-01 10:51:06 AM

From the comments on the story...

HOT DOG! Enjoy the moment BEN and MOLLY! And most of all, Thank you Oscar Meyer and the whole Oscar Meyer Family for making his dream a reality....

That'll make for one helluva thank you note. "Dear Mr. Meyer, I'd like to thank you and your entire family..."

catmandu

2011-05-01 10:54:54 AM

SpinStopper: Weinermobile, Oldsmobile... same difference. Something you want to borrow, but you'd be ashamed to actually own it when you're that age ;)

I don't know if the current one is, but the Weinermobile used to be partly made out of an Oldsmobile.

Actually, over the years they were made with Dodge, Jeep, Chevrolet, and now GMC W-series chassis: Except for this one

i283.photobucket.com

Benjimin_Dover

2011-05-01 11:01:05 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Is that all in one pig intestine or did they have to suture several together?

Also, 27 feet? Why not say 9 meters like normal people?

Because it's 8.2296 meters? Beats me.

We can haz picture of the 27 foot long bun she's bringing?

catmandu

2011-05-01 11:01:33 AM

Angusmeats: From the comments on the story...

HOT DOG! Enjoy the moment BEN and MOLLY! And most of all, Thank you Oscar Meyer and the whole Oscar Meyer Family for making his dream a reality....

That'll make for one helluva thank you note. "Dear Mr. Meyer, I'd like to thank you and your entire family..."

Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

i283.photobucket.com

Fark Me To Tears

2011-05-01 11:06:40 AM

Kid uses 27 foot-long wiener to get his prom date to the big event

...and his prom date uses his big wiener to get herself to the Big 'O'...

Sounds like a good time was had by all!

whatsupchuck

2011-05-01 11:12:28 AM

Motorcycle accident. Wheelchair. Weinermobile.

A real mom would have booked the Bay City Rollers for the prom.

/just sayin'

Tumunga

2011-05-01 11:17:53 AM

LordOfThePings: Fun fact: Paul Ryan drove the Overcompensationmobile

Al Unser Jr. used to drive that around The Circle in Indianapolis during the Indy 500 festivities.

Curious

2011-05-01 11:25:43 AM

Clete Orris: Curious: mom may be cool and all that but letting her high school son ride a crotch rocket wasn't a real good idea.

What a fantastic way to refer to his date.

i lol'd

Colin O'Scopy

2011-05-01 11:29:52 AM

"Hello. This is my dirt boyfriend. I'm so embarrassed..." - girlfriend Molly Muchow

SpinStopper

2011-05-01 11:48:52 AM

catmandu: Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

For real? That is VERY cool. At least it is in my book ;)

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body

2011-05-01 11:55:15 AM

Zentai: Lucky date! Shouldn't that be a 27 mm weener?

Only if the guy is Asian.

catmandu

2011-05-01 12:14:20 PM

SpinStopper: catmandu: Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

For real? That is VERY cool. At least it is in my book ;)

Yup, for real. She was a hotdogger for a year, then was offered a permanent position with Oscar Mayer

Excen

2011-05-01 12:52:03 PM

catmandu: SpinStopper: catmandu: Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

For real? That is VERY cool. At least it is in my book ;)

Yup, for real. She was a hotdogger for a year, then was offered a permanent position with Oscar Mayer

Management makes you hump their British staff out of doors for a year before offering a job?

catmandu

2011-05-01 01:09:38 PM

Excen: catmandu: SpinStopper: catmandu: Well, here is the one member of the family that actually made it happen (my niece who coordinates all of the Wienermobiles' schedules)

For real? That is VERY cool. At least it is in my book ;)

Yup, for real. She was a hotdogger for a year, then was offered a permanent position with Oscar Mayer

Management makes you hump their British staff out of doors for a year before offering a job?

Hotdoggers are hired for one year only. Decent job just outside of college. They get 2-3 thousand applications every year for 12 positions.

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