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(Some Guy)   Witnesses in Florida report seeing a UFO the size of a football field. They didn't notice an end zone on it, suggesting the UFO is from Michigan   (lecanadian.com) divider line 124
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2011-04-29 10:51:09 AM
Might not be. Just because it was not accelerating uncontrollably, does not mean it was made in Michigan.
 
2011-04-29 10:51:19 AM
Alright debunkers, explain that one.
 
2011-04-29 10:51:48 AM
"It looks like swamp gas... but we're nowhere near any swamp!"
 
2011-04-29 10:52:04 AM
take me to your dealer
 
2011-04-29 10:53:21 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Alright debunkers, explain that one.


Why would aliens go to Florida?
 
2011-04-29 10:53:35 AM
What a silver "fan looking thing" with black windows might look like.

www.davidchancephotography.com

/To a Floridian
 
2011-04-29 10:53:41 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Alright debunkers, explain that one.


Witnesses in Florida.

Florida.

Florida.
 
2011-04-29 10:54:37 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Witnesses in Florida. Florida. Florida.


Yes, but what are you trying to say?
 
2011-04-29 10:55:12 AM
Whar Florida tag? Whar?
 
2011-04-29 10:56:01 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Alright debunkers, explain that one.

Witnesses in Florida.

Florida.

Florida.


You have a point there. The median age in Englewood is 82.
 
2011-04-29 10:56:07 AM
In today's age of cameras in cell phones etc. and just about everyone having one, where are all of the pics?
 
2011-04-29 11:00:41 AM

basemetal: In today's age of cameras in cell phones etc. and just about everyone having one, where are all of the pics?


If they're anything like me, 30 seconds is no where NEAR enough time to figure out how to take a pic on their phone.

/hate this touch screen shiat
 
2011-04-29 11:04:59 AM
i361.photobucket.com

Just an excuse to pose Gillian Anderson pics...
 
2011-04-29 11:08:30 AM

mayIFark: Might not be. Just because it was not accelerating uncontrollably, does not mean it was made in Michigan.


you could almost say the UFO was "too big to fail"
 
2011-04-29 11:08:42 AM
"Florida is a current UFO ALERT 3 rating,"

I'll say.
 
2011-04-29 11:08:59 AM

basemetal: In today's age of cameras in cell phones etc. and just about everyone having one, where are all of the pics?


All dismissed as hoaxes. Hundreds of thousands of them.
 
2011-04-29 11:10:44 AM
Oh, you mean this case in particular. Need more coffee...

Well, it still applies. When any show up they will be promptly disregarded.
 
2011-04-29 11:13:45 AM
The witness reports being calm at first, but then after thinking about the sighting, was scared - and anxiety set in. The entire sighting lasted about two minutes.

Englewood is in both Charlotte and Sarasota counties, FL, population 16,196. No images or videos were submitted with the MUFON report, which was filed on April 27, 2011.


Two minutes and not one smart phone was able to take a picture. Yes, I want to believe - but I don't.
 
2011-04-29 11:13:49 AM

mayIFark: Might not be. Just because it was not accelerating uncontrollably, does not mean it was made in Michigan.


LOL if it made a right turn from the left lane with the wrong blinker on, def from Florida.
 
2011-04-29 11:20:13 AM
how thick was it in VW Beetles?
 
2011-04-29 11:22:40 AM
I'm in Englewood right now and was in Englewood at the time these people claim to have seen this great big thing. This isn't a very big town and you would think that something like that would at least get mentioned in passing. "Hey, did you hear that somebody in town saw a UFO?" But no, I read it here.
 
2011-04-29 11:22:41 AM
The meth is strong with this one.
 
2011-04-29 11:23:02 AM

cgraves67: Whar Florida tag? Whar?


Being anally probed
 
2011-04-29 11:23:06 AM

Lanny Budd: The witness reports being calm at first, but then after thinking about the sighting, was scared - and anxiety set in. The entire sighting lasted about two minutes.

Englewood is in both Charlotte and Sarasota counties, FL, population 16,196. No images or videos were submitted with the MUFON report, which was filed on April 27, 2011.

Two minutes and not one smart phone was able to take a picture. Yes, I want to believe - but I don't.


Well, Englewood is made up primarily of octogenarians. I'd be surprised if they have cell phones at all, let alone smart phones.
 
2011-04-29 11:23:25 AM
Your mom?
 
2011-04-29 11:23:37 AM

basemetal: In today's age of cameras in cell phones etc. and just about everyone having one, where are all of the pics?


If there were pics and they were blurry you would say, why are ufo pictures so blurry. If it were a clear picture you would say, obvious fake, look how clear it is.

And there were photos. See?

www.mufoncms.com

Anyway, this is from the MUFON page. I think the kid was drunk when he wrote this, but again it is Florida:

"It was 227pm apr 27 I went outside to smoke cig with my dad and he looked up and pointed and said what is that is that a ufo? I looked and said ya weird what is that. It was going left and was like a frisby and the few was like the side of a friby in flight few. It had some black window looking things it appeared to be rotating like a fan. It went left real fast. Then weirdly it dead stopped for 20-30 seconds. It was silver. It was at least size of football field. Just by the size I saw there it was bigger than any other airplane the US has made. Then after stoped went back left and tree blocked it off and should have came back in view but it was like gone.I was calm at first then i thought about it for seconde got scared,like something odd happened, anxiety. It was gone at 229 I looked at the clock then when it went behind tree i went grab camera it reaed 229. Crazy stuff. I will take polograph swear on a bible. It was not a plane. The only time i saw something like this was on UFO shows. Thanks it was UFO and I am not crazy. i live in engelwood. Rotanda west, FL.
 
2011-04-29 11:24:25 AM
almost everyone in america has cell phones with cameras in their pockets, and not even one blurry pic or shaky video. 2 minutes is more than enough to snap dozens of pics.

/GTFO
 
2011-04-29 11:25:16 AM
No picture and no video make jabbedxorz something something
 
2011-04-29 11:26:59 AM

WarpZone: almost everyone in america has cell phones with cameras in their pockets, and not even one blurry pic or shaky video. 2 minutes is more than enough to snap dozens of pics.

/GTFO


THIS.... so you're telling me that a passed out drunk would garner more cell phone pics that a photo that would generate $$$. i call bullshiat
 
2011-04-29 11:28:41 AM
dave.zfx.com

Just leaving this here.
 
2011-04-29 11:34:09 AM

iggyskuz: Just leaving this here.


Streetlight
 
2011-04-29 11:34:48 AM
Something the size of farking football field in the shape of a frisby, rotating, in the sky in the middle of the afternoon...

...and only 2 witnesses?

...who were together.

Yea, ok.
 
2011-04-29 11:36:14 AM

iggyskuz: Just leaving this here.


This looks shopped...

/oblig
 
2011-04-29 11:39:01 AM
Witnesses are often afraid to come forward with sightings, because of people like many in this thread mocking them.

Which is also an argument against making things like this up for attention. Unless you happen to like extremely negative attention.
 
2011-04-29 11:39:13 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Wake me up when someone sees this over the skies.
 
2011-04-29 11:39:50 AM
 
2011-04-29 11:39:55 AM
I have a new favorite word. Poarch.
 
2011-04-29 11:42:01 AM
The two states with the fruitiest people in the nation happen to have the highest numbers of UFO sightings? Coincidence or anal probes!??? You decide!
 
2011-04-29 11:42:30 AM

Story: No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.


Yeah, military veterans and airline pilots mistaking venus for a large metal craft zipping around in the sky is perfectly plausible. Citizen.
 
2011-04-29 11:43:31 AM
it was a street light.
 
2011-04-29 11:44:45 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Story: No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.

Yeah, military veterans and airline pilots mistaking venus for a large metal craft zipping around in the sky is perfectly plausible. Citizen.



Experts, sane people, academics and doctors have also reported to have seen bigfoot, fairies and such. Meh. Still doesn't make it so.
 
2011-04-29 11:44:52 AM
Pretty clever of them there aliens to only show up where they can be seen but nobody will believe the witnesses.

/They must know when there are cameras around, too.
 
2011-04-29 11:45:58 AM

WarpZone: almost everyone in america has cell phones with cameras in their pockets, and not even one blurry pic or shaky video. 2 minutes is more than enough to snap dozens of pics.

/GTFO


You would think. But I've heard people who claimed to have seen a ufo say they were so freaked out that they didn't even think of picking up their camera or phone until afterward.

I've never seen one so I can't say. Although, Father Guido Sarducci said they make you forget when you see one so if you've never seen a ufo, you probably see them all the time.
 
2011-04-29 11:46:11 AM
Was anybody probed?
 
2011-04-29 11:47:29 AM
you know I have to say with the ubiquitous nature of cell phones with cameras I can't even entertain something like this without pics.
 
2011-04-29 11:47:56 AM

GungFu: Experts, sane people, academics and doctors have also reported to have seen bigfoot, fairies and such. Meh. Still doesn't make it so.


Show me one case of a military man claiming he saw fairies, or bigfoot.

There's hundreds of them saying they saw metal craft which were far beyond our capabilities, entering restricted airspace and even hovering over nuclear silo's. And these are people trained for identifying airborne objects.
 
2011-04-29 11:48:33 AM

GungFu:

Why would aliens go to Florida?


visiting relatives?
 
2011-04-29 11:48:51 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Witnesses are often afraid to come forward with sightings, because of people like many in this thread mocking them.


Yeah, I'm sure if I saw something that would change history forever I'd keep it to myself for fear of those meanies on the internet...
 
2011-04-29 11:50:07 AM
cdn.babble.com

What an alien in Florida might look like.
 
2011-04-29 11:50:08 AM
I'm just here to mock the freaks.
 
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