Just came by to say that I, too, am certainly glad that animal cruelty charges are only a misdemeanor. It will be sad day in America when intentionally torturing dozens of animals by cruelly and slowly starving them to death nets you anything more than a small fine and a wagging finger.

/ animal cruelty should alternately dealt with by significant prison time and/or mental health support depending on the underlying motivation

came for the llamagirl... Leaves satisfied...

/giggity

May this scum go directly to jail and have his asshole stretched so many times by Bubba and Friends that you could turn a Harley around in there by the time he gets out

Walker: I thought this was gonna be a story about a llama biting a man's penis off.

/left disappointed.

a ding-dong, you ding-dong

This is NOT the approved method for getting lean meat from a llama.

So sad when your big bet on the llama meat futures commodity market crashes.

/I know, not a llama, but it's close enough and the pic makes me laugh

wsupfoo2: Walker: I thought this was gonna be a story about a llama biting a man's penis off.

/left disappointed.

a ding-dong, you ding-dong

I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen little child
to the safety rail
R.I.P Little lla-llamas..

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true.
Jerry lee lewis was the devil; Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world so there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

So it's a felony to improperly dispose of carcasses but a misdemeanor to run a concentration camp for animals?

Ooo mow mow oh oh oh, Llama wanna ding dong.

LlamaGirl: overlord_mike: came for the llamagirl... Leaves satisfied...

/giggity

Help me beat that guy up and I'll pick up some Reese's after.

you have yourself a deal

Unless there was an amazingly excellent reason why he allowed this to happen, (i.e. lapsing into a coma in his living room with no one knowing for 6 or 8 months), this world would seriously be a brighter place without him defiling it with his existence.

/suddenly have a picture in my mind of the scene where the Dalek begs "Mercy!" of River Song.

Oh shiat, they found my last game of Dwarf Fortress.

/goddamn pasture zones

johnson442:
/suddenly have a picture in my mind of the scene where the Dalek begs "Mercy!" of River Song.

i farking love that scene.

/one more time.

/"Feed me some children."

Andrew was arrested on a felony charge of improper disposal of dead animals and a misdemeanor animal neglect charge.

And I bet he'll never see the inside of a jail cell. Get caught with a bag of weed on you = lose your car and get caged up with violent offenders. Remorselessly starve dozens of living creatures that can feel pain and suffering to death = a misdemeanor and a felony that he'll get a plea bargan for to either a misdemeanor charge or probation.

This country's idea of crime and punishment is totally farked.

ArkAngel: Tina you fat lard! Come get some ham!

My favorite line out of that whole movie. It's so...retarded and weird, I can't help but laugh.

unchellmatt: fark that guy... I love llamas :( They're so damned ugly they're adorable. Misdemeanor animal neglect?? 38-40 dead of starvation and 40 wandering around just skin and bones?!

This guy should be strung up by his nadgers and left to rot.

This one at the Fryeburg Fair in Maine was tickled pink to meet me, as you can see.

it should be 38-40 misdemeanors, I think.

WEEEEEEEE!!!

My llama is so mad, he could just spit.

Ooo-ee-ooo-ahh-ahh

Bealach: How is cruelty like this only a misdemeanor? There must be something seriously wrong with this area.

Seriously.

Animals are less important than people. Deal with it.

Carrrrrrrrl! What did you do???

/kills people
//eats hands