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(Toronto Sun)   Toronto Mayor's niece trying out for LFL (with you'd recall it fondly pic)   (torontosun.com) divider line 72
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2011-04-28 09:41:56 AM  
Holy fark! That picture looks like that one anti-kiddie porn ad with the 12 year old's face pasted on the models body.
 
2011-04-28 09:42:52 AM  
I'd hit it....but she'd probably hit me back.
 
2011-04-28 09:45:22 AM  
I'm having images of her grabbing my banana like a gorilla
 
2011-04-28 09:45:52 AM  
Built like a brick shiathouse.

Why, yes...I'm old.
 
2011-04-28 09:48:28 AM  
I can't tell if that's a man or just a very oddly angled photograph.
 
2011-04-28 09:49:29 AM  
Serious proportion issues there.
 
2011-04-28 09:49:59 AM  
She would be perfectly capable of crushing just about anyone...which is freakin' HAWT.

I would graciously Smoove that. She would be treated to the best Canadian beer, which I would procure directly from the finest breweries in the farthest reaches of Alberta.

There will also be poutine served.

/Damn, eh.
 
2011-04-28 09:50:39 AM  
I threw up a little in my mouth.
 
2011-04-28 09:52:25 AM  
storage.canoe.ca

Hot like the seat in a brick shiathouse
 
2011-04-28 09:53:21 AM  
Looks like a white Serena Williams.

/NTTAWWT
 
2011-04-28 09:54:00 AM  
looks like belinda carlisle on steroids
 
2011-04-28 09:54:35 AM  
Butterface. I'd still hit it.
 
2011-04-28 09:55:05 AM  
She's built like her uncle. At least from what I remember in previous Dark threads
 
2011-04-28 09:55:15 AM  
she has the shoulders of a linebacker but I'd gladly hold onto them while I penised her
 
2011-04-28 09:55:44 AM  
she's cute.

good luck to her!
 
2011-04-28 09:56:42 AM  
www.idhitit.org
 
2011-04-28 09:57:07 AM  
Someone 'shopp screwy things jutting out from her mouth, STAT!!
 
2011-04-28 09:57:16 AM  

TheOriginalEd: Serious proportion issues there.


The only issue is why you don't like a nice fat ass. That's an ass that you can slap and it'll slap you back. Ice T approves.
 
2011-04-28 09:57:35 AM  

eltejon: She's built like her uncle. At least from what I remember in previous Dark threads


LOL. that works too...

"Fark" threads

/ftfm
 
2011-04-28 09:58:07 AM  
That's an Awful picture. Makes her look like a linebacker

posterous.com
 
2011-04-28 09:58:44 AM  

Colin O'Scopy: Someone 'shopp screwy things jutting out from her mouth, STAT!!


Someone 'shopp THOSE screwy things jutting out from her mouth, STAT!!
 
2011-04-28 10:00:40 AM  
Huh, now I can say with all honesty that there's one thing related to Ford that I don't hate with the firey burning passion of a thousand suns.

Cool.
 
2011-04-28 10:00:47 AM  
She probably won't be a tight end.
 
2011-04-28 10:01:26 AM  

hbk72777: TheOriginalEd: Serious proportion issues there.

The only issue is why you don't like a nice fat ass. That's an ass that you can slap and it'll slap you back. Ice T approves.


Perhaps, but I think she's standing in an odd pose, and the high-saturation, low-lighted photo of her wearing all black blurs out her body into a bit of a guessing game. Yeah, you can see the rump and thank sweet, baby Jesus for that, but the midsection is basically anyone's guess. Signs point to "yes," but maybe not directly.

LowbrowDeluxe: Holy fark! That picture looks like that one anti-kiddie porn ad with the 12 year old's face pasted on the models body.


Her face does look 'shopped in, I concur.
 
2011-04-28 10:01:51 AM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Butterface. I'd still hit it.


What face are you lookin' at??
 
2011-04-28 10:02:51 AM  
3 years, 8 months of the lulz to go in this town.
 
2011-04-28 10:02:57 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Holy fark! That picture looks like that one anti-kiddie porn ad with the 12 year old's face pasted on the models body.


I know! How awesome is that?!?!
 
2011-04-28 10:03:57 AM  

John Buck 41: globalwarmingpraiser: Butterface. I'd still hit it.

What face are you lookin' at??


Maybe he means "smother her in butter"?
 
2011-04-28 10:04:16 AM  
i55.tinypic.com

You're welcome.
 
2011-04-28 10:04:23 AM  
A couple more:

storage.canoe.ca

media.thestar.topscms.com

/Myspace angle
//Pixels
 
2011-04-28 10:06:44 AM  

abhorrent1: That's an Awful picture. Makes her look like a linebacker


Now I completely threw up in my mouth.
 
2011-04-28 10:06:50 AM  
She looks farm-bred (or is it corn-fed?).

And by that I mean she looks like someone left the barn door of her head open.
 
2011-04-28 10:12:39 AM  
Shopped.
 
2011-04-28 10:13:33 AM  
She has a face?

/Yep, I'm a guy.
 
2011-04-28 10:18:16 AM  
She's fugly.
 
2011-04-28 10:18:28 AM  
Doctor_TeethMD:i55.tinypic.com
You're welcome.

www.fracturedperspective.com
 
2011-04-28 10:19:24 AM  
I would tongue punch her fart box
 
2011-04-28 10:19:25 AM  

abhorrent1: That's an Awful picture. Makes her look like a linebacker


That's a much better picture. Whoever took the picture in the article shouldn't have made a point of trying to make her look like freakin' Keyshawn Johnson...
 
2011-04-28 10:22:20 AM  
Like
 
2011-04-28 10:24:04 AM  

I am Ahab: A couple more:

/Myspace angle
//Pixels


Cripes, in that last one, she looks like the female puppet from Team America: World Police.

Yeah, you know I mean the unrated version.
 
2011-04-28 10:26:49 AM  

Valiente: Cripes, in that last one, she looks like the female puppet from Team America: World Police.

Yeah, you know I mean the unrated version.



Holy shiat, I didn't make that connection. Now it can't be unseen.
 
2011-04-28 10:38:16 AM  

LookInTheDog: Not sure if this is her, but it's from her twitter:


/Hot like neon green


Nice dumper.
 
2011-04-28 10:41:47 AM  
attention whoring clearly runs in the family

/thanks a lot 905ers
 
2011-04-28 10:54:03 AM  
I hear she has a wide reciever.

ba-doom -boom
 
2011-04-28 10:54:14 AM  
She'll probably be the first one to crossover from the LFL to the NFL, I'm going to guess as an interior defensive lineman or center even.
 
2011-04-28 10:59:18 AM  
I'd hit it so hard whoever pulled me out would be next King of England.
 
2011-04-28 11:00:49 AM  
Is brick shiathouse a compliment or an insult? Or does it vary by country?
 
2011-04-28 11:03:22 AM  
Chesty McFunbags
 
2011-04-28 11:03:46 AM  
lots of studman69s in this thread.
 
2011-04-28 11:05:34 AM  

I am Ahab:
/Myspace angle
//Pixels


media.thestar.topscms.com

That is one of the most photoshopped images I've seen in quite a while.
And I have studied many pixels.
 
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