Chicken tosser.
Cow tipper.
Sheep proder.

I've heard them all. Usually while running across farm land with my pants at my ankles....

Chicken choker?

Wonder if the poster knew what tosser means in Ireland/England.

Salad Tosser?

More fun than tossing your salad?

Smookyfufu: you stole my joke!

/obvious as it was

I give up. 2nd time today I've been beat to the punch.

For all your chicken tossing needs:

I know Bernard Havoc and he does not reak! He is nice man who works the security desk at First American Bank. He might have that day old vodka smell to him sometimes, but I wouldn't say he reaks!

Geez you people are tough

Forsythe P. Jones - its time to give up now and hand over your first born to Total Fark

"Are you doing what I think you're doing?"

"Ma! Shut the door!"

About 6-8 months ago, I just happened to catch America's Funniest Home Videos.

The Contest America was some writer's way of playing a joke and no one caught on. It was, "send us a tape of you tossing a salad" and showed a bunch of idiots on trampolines with lettuce, tomato, etc.

I never did see a follow up to that contest.

schmo: Heehee. Free TotalFark for life. I'm sure our 16 year-old daughter is not going to go for it,though. ;)

"We prefer to call him the Chicken Lover"

And nobody's complained about SB email in THIS thread? Dear god!


WHERE'S MY STRONGBAD EMAIL!

There. I've saved some other idiot 4 words.

Forsythe P. Jones - ok then - we'll toss some Hooters girls around, ruffle their feathers, get free Total Fark, be a happy camper.

You know why you wrap the chicken with duct tape?

So it doesnt explode when you f**k it

"Giving the hens unwanted flights." How does he know that?

in other news, im still waiting for a h*r update

"Chicken tossers" summoned up horrid images in my brain.

Ewww.

"Oh little chicken, don't you cry!!
If an egg can fit in there, so can I!!"

/chicken farker

First the cows "attack". Now this. This tit for tat must stop.

"You make furniture for a living and your name becomes George Carpenter. Make things out of metal your George Smith. But get caught fugging ONE stupid chicken..

I was sitting, plucking chickens
And I was looking through their pickings
When--

Aw, skip it. I dont have time to Google for the rest of it.

Here ya go "d". The spelling is a bit strange:

"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"


From: http://otherside.junik.lv/pages/inquisition.html

InternetSecurityGuard Very cool. Unintelligible, but cool.

Nice WKRP reference, there, skinink. One of my favorite eps.

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