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(News.com.au)   Drugs are bad. Young people keep taking them   (news.com.au) divider line 256
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2003-08-11 09:04:28 AM  
I hope you've all learned your lessons about drugs being bad, mmmmmmmkay?
 
2003-08-11 09:33:53 AM  
Pot got me pregnant.
 
2003-08-11 09:40:17 AM  
I'm still not sure yet. Could someone send me a pound of marijuana? I'll do some testing here, at home.
 
2003-08-11 09:52:48 AM  
All you dopers with your mary jane, smoking your demon smoke and buying your lids - you should be ashamed to be funding terrorism - for shame! Drugs are bad and eeeevvvviiiiilllll. You must hate America (or Bush - same thing right?)

[/goes off to smoke cigarette, buy some beer and pick up my Prozac script]
 
2003-08-11 10:33:14 AM  
I keep watching those commercials, but what with my short term memory being shot, I just forget them right away. Anyone want some Cheetos?
 
2003-08-11 10:51:10 AM  
When I get all "doped up" I like to go out and "run over" pedestrians.
 
2003-08-11 11:12:12 AM  
i know i like my moroccan weed. Too bad i have to pay shipping tariffs. Better to just buy the stuff locally grown. Its usually cheaper that way.
 
2003-08-11 11:12:43 AM  
Ditto You too??

We should carpool.
 
2003-08-11 11:13:04 AM  
or, youcould just grow your own. I know i wanna.
 
2003-08-11 11:14:20 AM  
Bump, ditto

Lets to to a local drive through!
 
2003-08-11 11:30:48 AM  
Weemill, pick me up 5 double cheeseburgers and supersized french fries.

Oh.. and a pizza, man.. with all of the toppings... some cheetos, skittles, and a frosty.

And a diet coke.
 
2003-08-11 11:44:08 AM  
So it's settled then...

We'll fire up a fattie,
Swing through Sonic,
Run over some people,
and get pregnant !
 
2003-08-11 11:50:20 AM  
Sounds good to me, I'll bring the Sublime CD.
 
2003-08-11 11:53:23 AM  
If they just bumped the legal drinking age down to 16, we wouldn't be having this discussion/possible flamewar.
 
2003-08-11 11:54:38 AM  
Is it friday already?
 
2003-08-11 11:56:51 AM  
obvious?
 
2003-08-11 11:57:23 AM  

I'd like to meet Keith Richards so I can lick his skin and get a contact high of all the drugs ever made over the last 45 years.


BONUS DRUG POST: Just rented the movie, "Spun" over the weekend. It was real dank. Do not bother with it (although watching John Legozamo jumping around only wearing a sock, like Red Hot Chili Peppers, was amusing.)

 
2003-08-11 11:57:35 AM  
Drugs are bad. Young people keep taking them

Ergo, young people are bad. I know, big shock.
 
2003-08-11 11:58:03 AM  
I like to smoke ecstasy and rave til dawn.

/but you already knew that
 
2003-08-11 11:58:48 AM  
Look at all the weed jokes when they didn't even mention weed in this article.

Pay attention stoners.
 
2003-08-11 11:59:46 AM  
Drugs don't kill people
God kills people
 
2003-08-11 11:59:47 AM  
"Some experienced impaired decision making or engaged in unwanted sex."

this lady's right on the ball. 8 ball ???
 
2003-08-11 12:00:05 PM  
So it's settled then...

We'll fire up a fattie,
Swing through Sonic,
Run over some people,
and get pregnant !


Can we shoot my buddy in the face too?

/just found dad's gun...
 
2003-08-11 12:00:34 PM  
anytime is a good time for a weed joke.

How do you get a stoner to shut up?
Ask him what he was just talking about.

/legalize it
 
2003-08-11 12:01:00 PM  
So just because they only mention those three drugs, we can't mention pot?

How about you get the stick out your bumhole? Relax, it's fark.
 
2003-08-11 12:01:07 PM  
"Pay attention stoners."

"Fly pigs, fly."

/won't take chemicals, just a principle
 
2003-08-11 12:01:19 PM  
"...or engaged in unwanted sex."


Any male farkers ever have 'unwanted' sex? I'm still trying to find an instance in my memory bank.
 
2003-08-11 12:01:48 PM  
How else are they supposed to have sex with poor self-image, low self esteem and embarassment of their changing bodies?
 
2003-08-11 12:02:20 PM  
Snooch the the mother fukkin booch!!!

[image from ambidextrouspics.com too old to be available]
 
2003-08-11 12:02:27 PM  
noise noise noise, smokin weed, smokin weed, drinkin beers, doin coke, pack of wraps my good man, its time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weeeeeed!!
 
2003-08-11 12:02:45 PM  
Look at all the weed jokes when they didn't even mention weed in this article.

Pay attention stoners.


You damn squares have NO BUSINESS in a drug thread.
 
2003-08-11 12:04:07 PM  
Remember Kids, Drugs are bad. You must stop now! Rid yourself of this evil this instant. Gather up your drugs and send them along with a check or money order for $20.00 to:

ICBINS
PO Box 1234
Anywhere, OR 90210
 
2003-08-11 12:04:13 PM  
Any male farkers ever have 'unwanted' sex? I'm still trying to find an instance in my memory bank.

You remember that time you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles. No? Hold on. I'll post the pictures.
 
2003-08-11 12:05:08 PM  
2003-08-11 12:01:48 PM
candypants

How else are they supposed to have sex with poor self-image, low self esteem and embarassment of their changing bodies?

they can just go to church, and get the sex without the drugs from an experienced "pillar of morality"

YAY WORLD!
 
2003-08-11 12:05:11 PM  
The old "This is your brain on drugs" commercials just made me want to fry up some eggs and bacon all time.
 
2003-08-11 12:06:15 PM  
I don't do "party" drugs. I got enough seratonin problems already... yay for anti-depressants!

But when I party, i may do some other drugs.
I don't get the munchies tho (which was the whole point of me smoking in the first place!!!! I tried to gain weight but it didn't work.)
 
2003-08-11 12:06:18 PM  
With a name like party drugs, who wouldn't want to take them?

If they want kids to stop doing them, maybe they should stop calling them "Party Drugs" and give them a less fun, more menacing name, like "Drugs of Unspeakable Horror"
 
2003-08-11 12:06:25 PM  
Insert "the" above. See? That's what drugs do to you!
 
2003-08-11 12:06:47 PM  
no, the war on drugs is bad. drugs are a-okay.
 
2003-08-11 12:08:38 PM  
i liked it when the D.A.R.E. officers stopped by with thier collection of drug paraphanelia... it was like the freekin avon lady showed up and presented us with all the things that we didn't know we wanted until we saw them.

Nice work!

D.A.R.E
Drug Advertising Replacing Education

All the little buggers got their Ritalin?
Yes, sir.
Good, commence re-education...
 
2003-08-11 12:08:47 PM  
It's funny though, how they stopped mentioning crack and heroin and go after "party drugs."

When I saw Bad Boys 2 and all of their "OMG! E IS THE DEEVIL!" I kept asking myself... what the fark happened to crack being the horrible drug here?
 
2003-08-11 12:09:31 PM  
oh, and unwanted bud-induced sex?
feels better than any sex they coulda ever wanted.
mmm tingly.
 
2003-08-11 12:09:52 PM  
i think i might take a little walk down to the bad side of town and see what i can rassle up. weed, mushrooms, peyote, it's all good.
an unescorted young lady should be safe at 12pm, no?
 
2003-08-11 12:10:38 PM  
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M'kay?
 
2003-08-11 12:10:41 PM  
Whenever the little kiddies run out of their beloved drugs, that is when BluntMan and Chronic are there!
 
2003-08-11 12:10:45 PM  
bump - weemill - ditto - Smookyfufu
I'll hold the camera!
 
2003-08-11 12:10:53 PM  
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2003-08-11 12:11:57 PM  
They need to use reverse psychology and tell kids that drugs are good for them...
 
2003-08-11 12:12:36 PM  
I kept asking myself... what the fark happened to crack being the horrible drug here?


White kids from suburbia rarely smoke crack, at least not at the rates their dropping e and smoking pot.
 
2003-08-11 12:13:09 PM  
I smoked the evil reefer, and now i'm incurably insane. I fear i'll kill my family with an axe.
 
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