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(CNN)   A samurai sword carrying cowboy decides to stroll through Boston airport.   ( divider line
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5759 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2001 at 2:23 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-22 02:26:38 PM  
Another wunderkid looking for attention..... <sigh>
2001-10-22 02:27:05 PM  
Disorderly conduct? I don't know who's the bigger putz, the cowboy or the cop.
2001-10-22 02:29:43 PM  
Now a man can't walk through an airport with samurai swords? When did I wake up in a Communist country?!
2001-10-22 02:29:52 PM  
Plain and simple...The guy is an idiot!!! Has he been under a rock for the last month???
2001-10-22 02:30:06 PM  
There can be only one (moron).
2001-10-22 02:31:58 PM  
Ah, how far Donatello has fallen. I bet Shreder wasn't anywhere near that airport, either.
2001-10-22 02:34:39 PM  
Ah, but Leonardo had the swords. Donatello had the bo stick.

It is sad, though. I heard Raphael's selling his blood just so he can buy hepatitis medicine. But they won't take his blood because he has hepatitis. It's a vicious circle.
2001-10-22 02:36:04 PM  
Can you say "asswipe" What a total farkhead
2001-10-22 02:38:51 PM  
2001-10-22 02:40:43 PM  
AAAHH Now that was some quality cartoons (WB, not ninja turtles)
2001-10-22 02:42:45 PM  
The further adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the Idiot Dimension
2001-10-22 02:45:18 PM  
Hey, the airline industry obviously needs some guns for hire. He probably just figured he'd pop down there and see if his servies would be required.
2001-10-22 02:45:39 PM  
He's probably just planning on suing someone for false arrest. It wasn't a concealed weapon. He didn't threaten anyone. He wasn't trying to bring it on a plane.

He was just taking the samurai sword for a stroll through the airport. (Wonder if he had a bag of coffee creamer on him or perhaps some powdered sugar?)
2001-10-22 02:51:38 PM  
i wish i was a samurai cowboy
2001-10-22 02:52:20 PM  
open, uhh.... pumpernickel?
2001-10-22 02:54:14 PM  
la da dee dee da da da da

(wrong one I know)
2001-10-22 02:55:04 PM  
pocus cadabra!
2001-10-22 02:55:31 PM  
i fence....i was able to take my swords (foil) with me onto airplanes, so i didn't have to check them and end up with little sword pieces instead of one whole weapon.

i don't think i'm allowed to carry on swords anymore
2001-10-22 02:55:32 PM  
Meade2001 - ROFL, i love that sketch!
2001-10-22 02:55:37 PM  
He only walked thru the AP not threatening anayone or anything, the OTHER people panicked so HE was arrested for disorderly conduct? He might have been an idiot but wasn't breaking any laws.
2001-10-22 02:56:43 PM  
well, at least it wasn't Buddy Holly walking around with a samurai sword.

"If I were you, I'd run!"
"If you were me, you'd be good lookin'"
2001-10-22 02:58:04 PM  
dammit... link didn't show up:
2001-10-22 03:11:37 PM  
that movie was really good.
2001-10-22 03:22:40 PM  
SixtringSamuria, wierd movie like it though
2001-10-22 03:25:26 PM  
Of course, the Ninja Burger employee he was chasing onto the plane got through security easily.
2001-10-22 03:39:32 PM  
Cowboys are pretty farking stupid. Everybody knows that. Well, except for cowboys - they think they're pretty smart.

-he who stacks pork
2001-10-22 03:43:17 PM  
The word for today is "ruckus".
2001-10-22 03:45:56 PM  
And he wasn't even there to take a plane or meet someone, he was just kinda' wanderin' around, lookin' at stuff?

2001-10-22 03:51:29 PM  
"Do not mind us. We are a hedge."
2001-10-22 04:03:24 PM  
So long, Space Samurai....

Ah, I love that episode of Cowboy Bebop, with the terrorist bombing the highest buildings in the city, the goofy blond cowboy bounty hunter... I wonder why it hasn't been on Cartoon Network yet?
2001-10-22 04:03:53 PM  
like a japanese cowboy
or a brother on skates
like a blizzard in Georgia
or a train runnin' late
i call out your name girl
in the heat of the night
and nobody answers
coz somethin' ain't right

2001-10-22 04:37:34 PM  
Logan Airport? Surprised they didn't just let him right through.
2001-10-22 04:45:25 PM  
What wasn't mentioned is that he was wearing leather and carrying a copy of Man2Man magazine,and he was arrested in the men's room,waiting for someone named "Sally Rick".
2001-10-22 04:50:38 PM  
Time for some Son of a Gun Stew
2001-10-22 04:58:06 PM  
CNN didn't mention the tattoo on his forehead: "Shoot me, I'm stupid!"
2001-10-22 05:01:07 PM  
Byort: You didn't. You woke up in a Fascist one.
2001-10-22 05:24:22 PM  
So you people criticizing the fact that this knucklehead got arrested would be alright if you saw some moron walking around an airport with Samurai swords dangling off of him?

Yeah, right. You farking self-righteous pussies would probably have been pissing in your pants if you saw him, and begged the closest "fascist pig" cop/guard/natzi to help you.

fark you, counter-culture dickwads.
2001-10-22 05:24:26 PM  
Leopold, I understand not liking the Dallas Cowboys, but what do you have against cowboys?
2001-10-22 06:18:55 PM  
Obviously, he must have been a stupid Samurai Burger employee.

-The Gray Ninja,
2001-10-22 06:34:40 PM  
Mierk. I'd keep an eye on the guy but I wouldn't go to the cops for carrying swords any more than I'd call the cops for someone carrying a gun.
2001-10-22 07:21:16 PM  

I've wondered that myself actually, though I'm not flying anywhere for competition, vans and busses for my collegate team. Still, you'd be hard pressed to do any damage with a foil, unless you had some damn wicked point control and could take out everybody's eyes or something.
2001-10-22 07:28:22 PM  
Isol8d: Wrong album - but cool reference!
2001-10-22 07:37:10 PM  
if you want to live the adventures of a samurai cowboy, check out this horrible game.
Rising Zan
2001-10-22 08:25:56 PM  
Why do I just KNOW this clown is a registered VOTER?
2001-10-22 08:35:49 PM  
A "ruckus?" Could you describe the ruckus?

-- Name that movie
2001-10-22 09:47:55 PM  
Ooo oo! The nerd in "The Breakfast Club..." Great flick.
2001-10-22 10:00:19 PM  

i am .... totally stunned

this guy has my real name (although I go by my middle name), and is 1 year older than me.. totally freaky shiat

and this sounds like something i'd do, well, carry swords around to scare people, but not in an airport for no reason... anwyay, im just like O_O
2001-10-22 10:03:50 PM  
heh, you dorks.. theres nothing wrong with carrying a sword around, i've worn one in a mall once for a dare.. it might depend where you live, but it's totally legal here.
2001-10-22 10:32:47 PM  
Katana blades are cool.And fairly cheap!
2001-10-22 10:42:24 PM  
One too many episodes of Samurai Jack. yup...
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