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(Some Guy)   Christina Aguilera, who's over-sung the Star Spangled Banner since she was 7, knew immediately she became the answer to a trivia question during the Super Bowl   (popeater.com) divider line 33
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2011-04-26 11:51:52 AM  
"Which rendition of the national anthem is universally regarded as the worst?"
 
2011-04-26 11:53:06 AM  

unlikely: "Which rendition of the national anthem is universally regarded as the worst?"


Roseanne Barr's
 
2011-04-26 11:55:32 AM  

Longtooth: unlikely: "Which rendition of the national anthem is universally regarded as the worst?"

Roseanne Barr's


I would have to say Carl Lewis' version since he was actually trying.
 
2011-04-26 11:56:25 AM  

M Bison: Longtooth: unlikely: "Which rendition of the national anthem is universally regarded as the worst?"

Roseanne Barr's

I would have to say Carl Lewis' version since he was actually trying.


That one is really awful. Dude should've sprinted off the floor.
 
2011-04-26 11:56:34 AM  
Why does Christina Aguilera hate America?
 
2011-04-26 11:58:47 AM  
I saw a clip with her and Ceelo the other day doing Crazy. Good god, why doesn't that biatch shut the fark up? Not every goddamned song needs your farking warbling screwing it up.
 
2011-04-26 12:01:00 PM  
Has the twat eve apologized for that?
 
2011-04-26 12:02:03 PM  
At my Superb Owl party, one of the pool questions was an over/under on the length of the anthem. She went over by 2 seconds. I picked under.

I didn't think her rendition was all that bad, or rather, any worse than any other in recent memory, but perhaps I was too busy watching the clock to notice...
 
2011-04-26 12:03:07 PM  

nopokerface: Has the twat eve apologized for that?


I don't know why, but that got me giggling uncontrollably
 
2011-04-26 12:07:38 PM  
She may have also noticed a shark beneath her feet as she jumped through the air.
 
2011-04-26 12:08:49 PM  

KingKauff: nopokerface: Has the twat eve apologized for that?

I don't know why, but that got me giggling uncontrollably


I saw that a tenth of a second too late.....
 
2011-04-26 12:10:42 PM  
Let's just get this out of the way:

4.bp.blogspot.com

"...bunch of bombs in the air..."
 
2011-04-26 12:11:39 PM  
Articles about Christina Aguilera are showing up on FARK as often as promos for The Voice are on NBC anymore. Can't wait for both to cease...
 
2011-04-26 12:15:30 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: I saw a clip with her and Ceelo the other day doing Crazy. Good god, why doesn't that biatch shut the fark up? Not every goddamned song needs your farking warbling screwing it up.


Seriously. She's the vocal equivlent of the concept artists for Transformers.
 
2011-04-26 12:23:42 PM  

animal900: At my Superb Owl party,


i36.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-26 12:27:35 PM  

nopokerface: twat eve


Best should-be-a-holiday EVAR!
 
2011-04-26 12:27:47 PM  
I like the anthem better when it's instrumental and done by members of the military. Fark singing it and trying to make it your own.
 
2011-04-26 12:30:15 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: I saw a clip with her and Ceelo the other day doing Crazy. Good god, why doesn't that biatch shut the fark up? Not every goddamned song needs your farking warbling screwing it up.


I thought we were going with "urban yodeling" for that one?
 
2011-04-26 12:39:32 PM  
[obligatorychristinaaguileraboobiespic.jpg]
 
2011-04-26 01:19:56 PM  

unlikely: "Which rendition of the national anthem is universally regarded as the worst?"


What is Macy Gray's rendition?
 
2011-04-26 01:26:33 PM  

animal900: At my Superb Owl party, one of the pool questions was an over/under on the length of the anthem. She went over by 2 seconds. I picked under.

I didn't think her rendition was all that bad, or rather, any worse than any other in recent memory, but perhaps I was too busy watching the clock to notice...


I generally give credit to the fact that people have different tastes and opinions. That stated, the fact that she farked up the lyrics (never mind the over singing) automatically puts it in the "bad" category.

I actually like a lot of her singing, but that performance was horrible. I think that as she ages she's fallen into a self fullfilling trap. When she was younger, because of her talent, she would make a song her own by adding to it. After a while, it just became expected until now, she just does it too much. The same thing happened to Jewel. I used to hate hearing her live stuff because it just got to the point that everything was over the top.

Now after previewing this comment, I understand my man-card may be at stake. But screw it, I'll post it anyway.
 
2011-04-26 01:36:39 PM  

Longtooth: unlikely: "Which rendition of the national anthem is universally regarded as the worst?"

Roseanne Barr's


Who the hell ever thought that getting Rosanne to sing the National Anthem was a good idea though?

Seriously, the smartass mean whiny comic with the annoying nasally voice! Thats who we need to make the day classy! The only worse vocal choice would be Fran Drescher

She kept getting asked so she farked it up to stop people from asking anymore. Mission accomplished.
 
2011-04-26 02:00:23 PM  
I only care about her huge rack.
 
2011-04-26 02:03:27 PM  
I can't believe people are still talking about this. Gawd, get over it.
 
2011-04-26 02:31:22 PM  

nopokerface: Has the twat eve apologized for that?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-04-26 03:09:16 PM  
I like how the linked article misspells "[unintelligible lyric]."
 
2011-04-26 03:53:25 PM  
She's still a semen-sucking whore, so I'll look at her ass.
 
2011-04-26 05:49:07 PM  

SnakeMan: nopokerface: Has the twat eve apologized for that?


Why is that man in a dress?
 
2011-04-26 07:27:29 PM  
Actually, and if you'll excuse my white-knighting a moment, I feel she had a very adult response.

What if, your entire life, you looked forward towards something. And now that you're an adult you get to actually accomplish one of your life-long goals. Heck, even if you fark it up. Who cares? You went out and gave it your all! Be proud and happy that you made it.
 
2011-04-26 08:56:28 PM  
You nailed it subby; the skank over-sings worse than Bleeding Gums Murphy...

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2011-04-26 09:17:19 PM  

unlikely: "Which rendition of the national anthem is universally regarded as the worst?"


The worst is up for debate, but the best one I ever heard was before one of the '86 World Series games, sung by Saundra Santiago, who played a detective on Miami Vice.
 
2011-04-26 10:07:12 PM  
Not ONE pic from any of you people?????? wtf.
 
2011-04-26 10:23:18 PM  

Digitalstrange: Longtooth: unlikely: "Which rendition of the national anthem is universally regarded as the worst?"

Roseanne Barr's

Who the hell ever thought that getting Rosanne to sing the National Anthem was a good idea though?

Seriously, the smartass mean whiny comic with the annoying nasally voice! Thats who we need to make the day classy! The only worse vocal choice would be Fran Drescher

She kept getting asked so she farked it up to stop people from asking anymore. Mission accomplished.



Fran Drescher doesn't sound like The Nanny in real life.

Plus, she's smokin':
yoshi2me.com
 
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