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(Some Guy)   Man is pretty sure he can run beneath slow-moving truck without being squished. Man is flat wrong   (theaustralian.com.au) divider line 56
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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 01:56:23 PM

I was reminded of some squeegee kid here in Toronto years ago who made the papers in the same way...trying to impress his friends, he ducked under a city bus and...

*SQUISH*


...Darwin punched his ticket. Probably was high as a kite at the time. I wonder if they tried cleaning up his blood with a squeegee?
 
LordOfThePings
2011-04-25 02:13:09 PM
theatrethoughts.files.wordpress.com (new window)

Not impressed
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 03:12:05 PM
was struck by the vehicle's rear tyres and sustained fatal upper body injuries. His friends administered CPR in a bid to revive him

I've done CPR on a an accident victim like that. Ejected during a rollover and the pickup landed on him. Imagine doing compressions on a hefty bag full of jello.
 
gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 03:14:49 PM
[repeatedly smashing thumbs-up icon]
 
dholway [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 03:18:27 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: Imagine doing compressions on a hefty bag full of jello.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
CitizenTed
2011-04-25 03:20:48 PM
www.panspermia.org

Thanks for the snack!
 
Jake Havechek
2011-04-25 03:21:21 PM
Oi mate, hold me beer and watch this!
 
Hack Patooey [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 03:22:25 PM
Liveleak video in 3...2...1...
 
ultraholland
2011-04-25 03:24:01 PM
give him three days...
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2011-04-25 03:28:28 PM
Never run for a lark under a lorry.


(Was that a King Crimson song?)
 
kvinesknows
2011-04-25 03:28:39 PM
JESUS! thats a brutal way to go.
 
dryknife
2011-04-25 03:28:59 PM
Services to be at Darwin, Australia?
 
arkane8
2011-04-25 03:30:38 PM
pkelcey.com

What the situation may have looked like prior to impact. Basic rules suggest that you need to slide in and out from under the truck diagonally towards the direction the truck is moving.
 
RedT
2011-04-25 03:32:18 PM
Obviously, not one of the runners from the previous thread . . .
 
HaywoodJablonski
2011-04-25 03:35:47 PM
Man was flat, wrong
 
hobblekitty
2011-04-25 03:35:54 PM
handsomedonkey.com

Approves
 
balthan
2011-04-25 03:36:33 PM
He must have been really tiny or the truck really big.
 
Flt209er
2011-04-25 03:37:13 PM
www.thefamouspeople.com
 
Genju
2011-04-25 03:37:16 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
technicolor-misfit
2011-04-25 03:39:22 PM
Clearly, this young man is not familiar with the term "risk/reward analysis."
 
TheTeethoftheTiger
2011-04-25 03:42:18 PM
I think teaching your mates a very valuable lesson by being direct witnesses is the greatest easter gift of all.
 
ultraholland
2011-04-25 03:42:49 PM
balthan: He must have been really tiny or the truck really big.

the really big truck subsequently made him tiny
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-04-25 03:46:18 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: was struck by the vehicle's rear tyres and sustained fatal upper body injuries. His friends administered CPR in a bid to revive him

I've done CPR on a an accident victim like that. Ejected during a rollover and the pickup landed on him. Imagine doing compressions on a hefty bag full of jello.

Ugh. How do you determine if you're doing more harm than good at that point?
 
The Fifth Dentist
2011-04-25 03:48:07 PM
Dar- WINNING!
 
Derek Force [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 03:49:57 PM
HotWingConspiracy
Dancin_In_Anson: was struck by the vehicle's rear tyres and sustained fatal upper body injuries. His friends administered CPR in a bid to revive him

I've done CPR on a an accident victim like that. Ejected during a rollover and the pickup landed on him. Imagine doing compressions on a hefty bag full of jello.

Ugh. How do you determine if you're doing more harm than good at that point?

Probably was gone at that point.. you do CPR until the next guy takes over so you dont have to fill out the paperwork...
 
AlbinosRPeople2
2011-04-25 03:50:57 PM
HotWingConspiracy: Dancin_In_Anson: was struck by the vehicle's rear tyres and sustained fatal upper body injuries. His friends administered CPR in a bid to revive him

I've done CPR on a an accident victim like that. Ejected during a rollover and the pickup landed on him. Imagine doing compressions on a hefty bag full of jello.

Ugh. How do you determine if you're doing more harm than good at that point?

Um.....because you might be making him more dead?
 
LargeCanine
2011-04-25 03:51:28 PM
My sympathy is limited.
 
Porous Horace
2011-04-25 03:53:11 PM
This guy pulls it off.
 
AstroJesus
2011-04-25 03:56:13 PM
But if he'd made it, it would have been hilarious. So it was totally worth it.
 
sallys
2011-04-25 03:56:34 PM
Link (new window) already covered.
 
spentmiles
2011-04-25 03:57:02 PM
Ugh, the last sound you hear is your lungs popping.
 
farkreader007
2011-04-25 03:58:34 PM
content8.flixster.com
 
bearcat1hunter
2011-04-25 03:59:03 PM
files.myopera.com
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 04:04:44 PM
HotWingConspiracy: How do you determine if you're doing more harm than good at that point?

Another firefighter that was with me is a Lieutenant with a large paid department and has his Paramedic credentials.. After my first compression I looked at him funny and he said "You might as well get some practice in".
 
Spongebob Plaid Pants
2011-04-25 04:12:11 PM
Running trifecta in play?
 
numbone
2011-04-25 04:12:59 PM
Victim tired before he made it.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-04-25 04:15:07 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: HotWingConspiracy: How do you determine if you're doing more harm than good at that point?

Another firefighter that was with me is a Lieutenant with a large paid department and has his Paramedic credentials.. After my first compression I looked at him funny and he said "You might as well get some practice in".

Cripes. I'm glad people like you exist, because I cannot handle that shiat. I can deal with blood, but not mangled bodies and exposed offal.
 
EddyKilowatt
2011-04-25 04:15:13 PM
Headline is missing a comma.
 
clowncar
2011-04-25 04:15:54 PM
That's why I've always advocated that the speed limit should be 3kmph, not 5. You'll hear more about it in my upcoming "3 Saves Lives" campaign.
 
osgeek
2011-04-25 04:18:50 PM
That's absolutely awesome. Thank you for the entertainment, young Australian.
 
Green Scorpio [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 04:34:16 PM
Bravo, smitty. Bravo.
 
MBooda
2011-04-25 04:42:08 PM
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orangecow.org
 
BikerRay
2011-04-25 05:09:32 PM
He was just tired.

/retard? or retread?
 
kemosabe
2011-04-25 05:15:09 PM
This was in queensland. So shouldn't it be "another one bites the dust"?

I did some pretty stupid stuff when I was 11. But the guy was 23!! Holy schnikees, most people grow out of that type of stuff.

Sad, but chalk one up for Darwin.
 
Zik-Zak
2011-04-25 06:53:52 PM
ultraholland: balthan: He must have been really tiny or the truck really big.

the really big truck subsequently made him tiny

Not really, probably gave him more surface area.
 
Begoggle
2011-04-25 06:59:36 PM
MBooda: unavailable for c-c-c-comment

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
gizmanjr
2011-04-25 07:55:37 PM
another successful gene pool extraction
 
Dunit
2011-04-25 08:48:42 PM
kemosabe: This was in queensland. So shouldn't it be "another one bites the dust"?



It was in Brunswick in Melbourne.
 
belhade
2011-04-25 08:57:35 PM
Yeah, but you can skateboard under one.

www.wiskate.com
 
Pribar [TotalFark]
2011-04-25 09:28:49 PM
Before he crossed he looked both ways,
Then on the centerline he fixed his gaze,
He was a Aussie happy and fat,
Before my semi made him flat...
 
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