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(Some Guy)   Republican lawmaker who previously insulted marijuana users (also gays and minorities) arrested for driving drunk while smoking marijuana   (norwichbulletin.com) divider line 178
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2011-04-25 10:43:24 AM
Was he doing this while getting his wing-wang squeezed and not spilling his drink?
 
2011-04-25 10:47:00 AM

Gulper Eel: Was he doing this while getting his wing-wang squeezed and not spilling his drink?


Yes, and by a gay Guatemalan guy, presumably.
 
2011-04-25 11:04:34 AM
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2011-04-25 11:13:57 AM
Just erase "prescription drugs" and write in "weed"

"You know I have always tried to be honest with you and open about my life. I need to tell you today that part of what you have heard and read is correct. I am addicted to prescription pain medication. I first became addicted to painkillers some years ago following spinal surgery. However the surgery was unsuccessful and I continued to have severe pain in my lower back and also in my neck due to herniated discs. I am still experiencing that pain. I am not making any excuses and I am no role model. I refuse to let anyone think I am doing something great here, when there are people you never hear about, who face long odds and never resort to such escapes. They are the role models."
 
2011-04-25 11:41:52 AM
In order to combat great evil, you must partake of evil to some degree. It is impossible to combat what you do not understand, what you have not experienced. As long as your true intent in the partaking of the evil is to protect yourself and others, to make the world a better place, then your true intent is not evil no matter what the action's physical manifestation may be. The only true factor is the intent. Thus, there are no hypocrites on the Right. There are only those willing to risk exposure to great evil so that they may better defeat it.
 
2011-04-25 11:45:21 AM
Which is more farking dangerous? And which will get you arrested for possessing?
 
2011-04-25 12:24:48 PM
FTFA: Watson drew fire in February when he said the state Legislature had its priorities right "if you are a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana."

Wow.

That's..uh.....very...specific.
 
2011-04-25 12:26:27 PM
Was he doing this while getting his wing-wang squeezed and not spilling his drink?

Where do the honeys hang out these days?
 
2011-04-25 12:31:29 PM
When reached on his cellphone Monday, Watson said he's planning a statement later in the day then hung up.

"I'm sorry those criminalizing politics were offended by my overzealous staffer smoking and spilling beer in my car. I hereby accept a paid leave of absence so that myself and my family will no longer be subject to the vicious 'gotcha' drive-by journalism of the liberal media."
 
2011-04-25 12:35:06 PM
He was on his way to Home Depot to hire illegals to choke him in the shower.
 
2011-04-25 12:36:57 PM
He was just driving with a wide stance.
 
2011-04-25 12:37:03 PM
So, may be his cellmate will be a gay Guatemalan guy?
 
2011-04-25 12:37:10 PM
Rare you see karmic justice served so rapidly these days.
 
2011-04-25 12:37:33 PM
They aren't even trying anymore.

I mean, c'mon. They just want to keep stuff illegal so they don't have to share.
 
2011-04-25 12:38:12 PM
A Republican hypocrite... you don't say.
 
2011-04-25 12:39:39 PM
What!? A Republican who's also a hypocrite?,..Well that IS news.
 
2011-04-25 12:40:08 PM
Somacandra
FTFA: Watson drew fire in February when he said the state Legislature had its priorities right "if you are a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana."

Wow.

That's..uh.....very...specific.


Some people are pretty specific about their fantasies.
 
2011-04-25 12:40:12 PM
"if you are a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana."

This Guatemalan guy sounds like he's fun to hang out with.
 
2011-04-25 12:40:38 PM
Give him the farking chair.
 
2011-04-25 12:40:40 PM
Another hypocrite? Shocking...
 
2011-04-25 12:40:42 PM
As a Guatemalan gay man who likes to smoke weed and gamble, I'm getting a kick out of these comments.
 
2011-04-25 12:41:29 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: Watson drew fire in February when he said the state Legislature had its priorities right "if you are a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana."

Wow.

That's..uh.....very...specific.


You always use your own personal fears when projecting upon others. Thus the Republitards railing against queers turn out to be peter puffers themselves.
 
2011-04-25 12:41:46 PM

Pocket Ninja: In order to combat great evil, you must partake of evil to some degree. It is impossible to combat what you do not understand, what you have not experienced. As long as your true intent in the partaking of the evil is to protect yourself and others, to make the world a better place, then your true intent is not evil no matter what the action's physical manifestation may be. The only true factor is the intent. Thus, there are no hypocrites on the Right. There are only those willing to risk exposure to great evil so that they may better defeat it.


"Good! The system is turning users into criminals. Hey, wait a second...."
 
2011-04-25 12:41:57 PM
Non-story. The criminalization of hypocrisy. Leave Republicans alone! They can't help that they're fighting teh ghey and evil reefer while doing it themselves!
 
2011-04-25 12:42:04 PM
It's actually the Honduran gay guys with gambling and drug taking proclivities you have to look out for.
 
2011-04-25 12:42:10 PM
I hope he is treated with the same dignity and compassion as he has treated others in his life.
 
2011-04-25 12:42:32 PM
thepatriotaxe.com
 
2011-04-25 12:42:54 PM
HAHA. Arrested in 'staven!
 
2011-04-25 12:42:55 PM
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2011-04-25 12:42:59 PM

BarrRepublican: Give him the farking chair.


The scrotum grabbing one.
 
2011-04-25 12:43:10 PM
In before Bu..Bu...But Ted Kennedy!
 
2011-04-25 12:43:38 PM
The republican stereotype is someone with a paranoid personality. Their key defense is projection. This is precisely why these guys always put on a great show for us.
 
2011-04-25 12:43:43 PM
Well, he doesn't appear to be Guatemalan, so he still has that to fall back on.
 
2011-04-25 12:43:45 PM

Pocket Ninja: In order to combat great evil, you must partake of evil to some degree. It is impossible to combat what you do not understand, what you have not experienced. As long as your true intent in the partaking of the evil is to protect yourself and others, to make the world a better place, then your true intent is not evil no matter what the action's physical manifestation may be. The only true factor is the intent. Thus, there are no hypocrites on the Right. There are only those willing to risk exposure to great evil so that they may better defeat it.



Whoa, what a great comeback! Why don't they ever say shiat like that in their press conferences, instead of lame shiat like wide stances and luggage lifting?

I hereby recommend Pocket Ninja as chief contrition speech writer for the GOP. From now on, every time you read a post by Pocket Ninja, just imagine one of your favorite Right hypocrites reading it, out loud, in front of cameras, in a press conference. :D

/:D = for the lulz
 
2011-04-25 12:43:56 PM
What's his username on nakedmiddleagedfilipinomenshowering.com?
 
2011-04-25 12:44:27 PM
If I were a gay Guatemalan immigrant I might be inclined to fishbowl that guys car if I worked as a valet.
 
2011-04-25 12:44:47 PM
Well, he's obviously just pandering to the Guatemalan Gay Gambling Marijuana Smoking Men's Caucus, now. Shameless, really.
 
2011-04-25 12:45:29 PM
This is typical of power-fiends (politicians), it's not enough that they have wealth, power and influence; it gets them off to preach one thing and do another. It's the ultimate touch to their own set of vices. Abortions, dope, debauchery... I would be surprised if many of the most powerfull Neo-Cons and their cronies don't privately fund stem-cell research. The charade of conservativism is purely for the benefit of red state vote. What better sheep than those who are unwilling to think/vote outside their own set of narrow values.
 
2011-04-25 12:45:48 PM
No, he was smoking pot while driving drunk. Entirely different.
 
2011-04-25 12:46:38 PM
Well hypocrisy is one of the GOP's requirements to join.
 
2011-04-25 12:47:31 PM
See? This is why Republicans are always wrong.
Vote Democratic!
 
2011-04-25 12:47:33 PM

m0llusk: BarrRepublican: Give him the farking chair.

The scrotum grabbing one.


Ah, good times!
 
2011-04-25 12:47:45 PM
Following the logic of this discovery, the GOP man in question will soon be discovered to be a gay Guatemalan man in disguise.
 
2011-04-25 12:47:55 PM
What a hypocrite idiot.


If you can't walk the walk....
 
2011-04-25 12:47:58 PM

Primum: A Republican political hypocrite... you don't say.


FTFY
 
2011-04-25 12:48:00 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: Watson drew fire in February when he said the state Legislature had its priorities right "if you are a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana."
Wow.
That's..uh.....very...specific.


Sounds like the guy just dumped him, and he's not over it.
 
2011-04-25 12:48:18 PM
Ah the soap box theory stands strong.
 
2011-04-25 12:50:10 PM
I bet he's glad they didn't find the gay Guatemalan in the trunk.
 
2011-04-25 12:50:51 PM

Pocket Ninja: In order to combat great evil, you must partake of evil to some degree. It is impossible to combat what you do not understand, what you have not experienced. As long as your true intent in the partaking of the evil is to protect yourself and others, to make the world a better place, then your true intent is not evil no matter what the action's physical manifestation may be. The only true factor is the intent. Thus, there are no hypocrites on the Right. There are only those willing to risk exposure to great evil so that they may better defeat it.


Soooo ... vote Republican?
 
2011-04-25 12:51:18 PM
still waiting for when the country's ready to reboot.
 
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