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		French rock star accused of beating girlfriend to death in Lithuania. That's right, French rock star (story.news.yahoo.com)		119
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AlgertMan		2003-08-09 12:09:23 PM

haw! put him in thier army

GEAH		2003-08-09 12:10:32 PM

Didn't this happen like a week ago?

Why doesn't it say "Plastic Bertrand surrenders"?

TheOther		2003-08-09 12:43:15 PM

Fah! When did the French beat anybody?!

tomasso		2003-08-09 01:23:44 PM

I hear French rock stars are really big in Lithuania.

wldncrzy14		2003-08-09 01:53:46 PM

"....but don't give yourself awaaaaay!"

darkhorse23		2003-08-09 04:08:11 PM

He's half German.

Merltech		2003-08-09 05:59:25 PM

Was this the murder weapon?

CarbonScoring		2003-08-09 05:59:36 PM

LOL U GUYZ!!!! THE FRENCH R SOOOOO STUPID!!! AND DEY SMELL RELLY BAD 2!!!! LOLOLOLOOL

Unitarder		2003-08-09 05:59:50 PM

Meta 'le' ca?

paulieY2J		2003-08-09 06:00:13 PM

When did he surrender to police?

Anne.Uumellmahaye		2003-08-09 06:00:43 PM

whew, at first I thought it was MC Solaar! What a relief, I don't know if I could live without La Concubine de L'Hemoglibine...

South_Fark		2003-08-09 06:01:14 PM

right after he used his white flag to wipe his smelly armpits.

Merltech		2003-08-09 06:01:57 PM

Try again...

Mantour		2003-08-09 06:02:56 PM

He is not a rock star. He is the Foreman of the group "Noir Dsir". They made some of the most beautiful Jazz songs I have heard in my life. Too bad for him though. I wish he gets what he deserves.

Anti_Freak_Machine		2003-08-09 06:04:18 PM

Holy crap French men are REAL?!

Gus_283		2003-08-09 06:05:52 PM

CarbonScoring Lithium has many, many, benefits...

bashturn		2003-08-09 06:07:01 PM

old news....

Mantour		2003-08-09 06:07:23 PM

Gus_283		2003-08-09 06:08:30 PM

Have they determined where Kobe was is the real question...

Anne.Uumellmahaye		2003-08-09 06:10:53 PM

Mantour, are you going to be alright, buddy? You're already setting up shrines, he could be innocent. Keep hope alive!!

Miles_OToole		2003-08-09 06:12:55 PM

haw! put him in thier army

France has an army?

Mantour		2003-08-09 06:13:05 PM

Ahhh, how cute of you Anne. I' just saying he did great music but what is he as a person, well I don't know. Nah, I don't think there is hope for him.

Merle27		2003-08-09 06:14:32 PM

SO are these guys bigger than TAtU or what?

Mr.Sphynx		2003-08-09 06:14:45 PM

Daft Punk, Air, Jean Michel Jarre anyone?

Anne.Uumellmahaye		2003-08-09 06:17:18 PM

Mr.Sphynx, I prefer the French Gangsta Rap scene, myself. It's all about the early 90s

Mantour, just trying to avert catastrophe

Mantour		2003-08-09 06:19:34 PM

Tsk tsk, Anne. I can take the heat.

Mr Sphinx. Add IAM in there too. "Je dance le Mia" was a cool video.

ROCKSURFER		2003-08-09 06:19:52 PM

haw! put him in thier army

France has an army?

Somebody has to surrender

Alphax		2003-08-09 06:20:27 PM

French rock star? Didn't know there was such a thing. I listen to rock and metal songs by Americans, English, Germans, just bought music by a Brazilian metal band, I don't mind looking at Tatu, but French? I can't name one band or individual.

Beatle_Matt		2003-08-09 06:23:42 PM

This man is the most deadliest French man ever...

Squidfartz		2003-08-09 06:24:18 PM

..and here I was hoping this was gonna be Johnny Holliday.

Ha.

InternetSecurityGuard		2003-08-09 06:24:22 PM

And it don't bother me
If people think I'm funny,
'Cause i'm a big rock star
And I make a lot of money

Nietzche101		2003-08-09 06:27:09 PM

Reminds me of a joke:

Why are the roads in France lined with trees?

Because the Germans like to march in the shade.

TheRealSkot		2003-08-09 06:27:47 PM

Air = Rock stars???! I never got the memo... Don't you have to sell more than a few records around college campuses to "artsy / angsty" kids to qualify as a rockstar? Air qualifies as "underground almost-was-es" at most.

And Radiohead did it first.

Atkins		2003-08-09 06:28:18 PM

Any bets on how long it takes before this becomes another France vs. America flamewar?

/goes back to MAME discussion

keylock71		2003-08-09 06:29:32 PM

InternetSecurityGuard

But did coach kick you off the team for wearing high heel shoes?

And does your father hate you cause you wear your sister's cloths?

Did he catch you in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose?

InternetSecurityGuard		2003-08-09 06:32:17 PM

keylock71 You're good. I figured that one would zip right over about 99 percent of the heads here.

Jeff Hanneman		2003-08-09 06:32:56 PM

man these french jokes never get old

oh wait yes, yes they do

kwejibo		2003-08-09 06:33:00 PM

Pepe Le Pew

SquirrelWithLargeNuts		2003-08-09 06:33:17 PM

TheOther: The only time the French can beat anyone is when the opponent is French.

For evidence, I point to the French Revolution, the only war won by the French.

Tourney3p0		2003-08-09 06:34:11 PM

French Rock Star? LOL, NOOB!! ROFL ROFL

Rock and roll only happens in America.

Jeff Hanneman		2003-08-09 06:35:31 PM

charlemagne certainly whipped alot of ass

he was a frank

6'4 red head with a warhammer smashing moor's heads in like pinatas

nancy french jokes=american's are fat and dumb jokes

Anne.Uumellmahaye		2003-08-09 06:35:39 PM

What's a noob?

please don't respond by saying that I'm a noob.

johndoh		2003-08-09 06:36:03 PM

Marie Trintignant, the victim.

Hello_Kthullu		2003-08-09 06:36:39 PM

Geez you guys don't know anything.. You're not allowed to bash any country.. unless it's the U.S., Then it's ok. Extra points if you live in the US, and a couple more if mention moving to _____ if ______ happens.

Mantour		2003-08-09 06:37:07 PM

noob = newbie. I am not going to say you are a noob but a newbie. ;-)

onehitter		2003-08-09 06:37:21 PM

French toast is a tasty munchy.

TheRealSkot		2003-08-09 06:37:24 PM

Closest thing France has to anything resembling a rockstar is Miss Kittin. And she's left for greener pastures. Let me know when france produces something noteworthy.