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NewportBarGuy

2011-04-22 12:20:37 AM

Sweet Jesus, mother of god. What the hell is that thing?!

wee

2011-04-22 01:12:19 AM

NewportBarGuy: Sweet Jesus, mother of god. What the hell is that thing?!

It's rich and it doesn't care. It has a brother named Kal-El for fark's sake.

SoothinglyDeranged

2011-04-22 01:56:34 AM

Wow, it looks like him just enough to be really creepy.

robmilmel

2011-04-22 02:14:12 AM

SoothinglyDeranged: Wow, it looks like him just enough to be really creepy.

Yeah, that was the face of Nic back in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Gwendolyn

2011-04-22 02:17:54 AM

Lord my daughter brought one of those home yesterday.

"This is Devin. He's in a band! He plays the guitar too." (She's giving him the Isn't he the coooolest!? dreamy eyes)

"I've never met a boy named Devin before."

*looks at the eyeliner and faux hawk hair* "You are male right? You could just be butch."

I think that outburst guaranteed she'd be in teenager girl love for him for at least a month. She usually gets tired of them after a week of so. The kid looks like one of those pop-punk retards trying to be edgy by buying everything, including his lip ring and liner, at Hot Topic. Ugh.

ThunderPelvis

2011-04-22 02:27:22 AM

I'm sure they'll be very happy for the rest of their lives.

/POSITIVE.

bobbette

2011-04-22 02:28:19 AM

Hmm ok, he looks less creepy than his dad usually does at least.

ClintonKun

2011-04-22 03:24:03 AM

This thread needs some eye bleach in the form of HOT goth chicks to make up for....whatever that was in tfa.

Genevieve Marie

2011-04-22 03:24:58 AM

He's 20, she's 22, and he's the son of a celebrity with rage issues.

I predict this will be a happy, successful union that lasts a lifetime.

AR55

2011-04-22 03:30:58 AM

I do like his work on adult swim.

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Fett56

2011-04-22 03:59:28 AM

I'm a nic cage fan. Con Air and recently bad lieutenant were farking great, and he was great in them. I don't care what anyone says.

/kid looks creepy

meatofmystery

2011-04-22 04:18:49 AM

AR55: I do like his work on adult swim.

he's that or a broke-ass Peter Steele wanna-be

Tai

2011-04-22 04:19:37 AM

In the picture from the article he looks like the spitting image of his dad.

SoothinglyDeranged

2011-04-22 04:25:20 AM

meatofmystery: AR55: I do like his work on adult swim.

he's that or a broke-ass Peter Steele wanna-be

Well Steele is dead, so...

barefoot in the head

2011-04-22 04:56:03 AM

She's not Goth. I've had some brief online correspondence with her. She is quite a talented singer.

Nikki Williams on Soundclick (new window)

Check out "Get Back in Your Cage". Channelling Lisa DalBello?

wild9

2011-04-22 05:17:08 AM

Cows...4 inch gap in the eyes...

ExperianScaresCthulhu

2011-04-22 05:41:54 AM

Eh, he look like a normal white kid. He could actually be very very, dangerously, pretty if he cleaned himself up instead of hiding behind his hair and guyliner.

/father and son having teen issues according to body language
//nic and his wife are NOT happy together. she's trying more than him.

IBreakdance2NIN

2011-04-22 05:44:43 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: He could actually be very very, dangerously, pretty if he cleaned himself up instead of hiding behind his hair and guyliner.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing... o.O Those eyes.

Heron

2011-04-22 07:30:17 AM

AR55: I do like his work on adult swim.

Ha! first thing I thought.

Schlock

2011-04-22 07:36:47 AM

barefoot in the head: She's not Goth. I've had some brief online correspondence with her. She is quite a talented singer.

Nikki Williams on Soundclick (new window)

Check out "Get Back in Your Cage". Channelling Lisa DalBello?

The headline is calling him a goth chick, not her

Heron

2011-04-22 07:43:22 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Eh, he look like a normal white kid. He could actually be very very, dangerously, pretty if he cleaned himself up instead of hiding behind his hair and guyliner.

/father and son having teen issues according to body language
//nic and his wife are NOT happy together. she's trying more than him.

I'd imagine Mr. Cage is a chore to deal with in general. Here's hoping the kid came out of that nonsense well-adjusted.

ck1938

2011-04-22 07:44:03 AM

Nic Cage's son is the lead singer for Stryper? Wow, I need to start paying attention to music news again.

Mandapants

2011-04-22 07:47:35 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu:

/father and son having teen issues according to body language

I like looking at pictures and trying to figure out people's relationships, too. Literally, a picture says a thousand words. But those two might get over it once sonny makes his own way in the world, or at least matures into a full-fledged man.

//nic and his wife are NOT happy together. she's trying more than him.

The pre-nup might not be in her favor, and she needs to hang on to her meal ticket, even if it is deep in debt.

Tat'dGreaser

2011-04-22 07:49:03 AM

bobbette: Hmm ok, he looks less creepy than his dad usually does at least.

Good for him, his future wife looks pretty hot. Looks like he is doing better than most of us on here.

Jake Havechek

2011-04-22 07:59:36 AM

He looks more like a metalhead.

Justeastofhere

2011-04-22 08:16:51 AM

Heron: AR55: I do like his work on adult swim.

Ha! first thing I thought.

Me too!!!!
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Fark-the-Fnord

2011-04-22 08:52:36 AM

barefoot in the head

2011-04-22 09:29:18 AM

Schlock The headline is calling him a goth chick, not her.

Right. Thanks. 5 a.m.

hamdingers

2011-04-22 09:48:45 AM

I Don't Care About the Content, But I Found the Formatting of The Headline Odd.

Ramona A Stone

2011-04-22 10:03:16 AM

Nicolas Cage exists. Everything is invalid.

mrmyxolodian

2011-04-22 10:33:53 AM

Fett56: I'm a nic cage fan. Con Air and recently bad lieutenant were farking great, and he was great in them. I don't care what anyone says.

/kid looks creepy

I am a huge fan too. (Non-ironically I might add.) Not a huge fan of Con Air though. My New Year's resolution this year was to watch all his movies. I have a long way to go. I was incredibly surprised with how well done 'Weatherman' was. Truly enjoyed that flick.

Braindeath

2011-04-22 10:40:53 AM

I think he looks fine. I wish my hair and eyes were that pretty.

fearthebunnyman

2011-04-22 10:52:18 AM

Not as bad as I was expecting. Seeing long hair on men always makes me nostalgic for the metal days...

thespindrifter

2011-04-22 11:54:53 AM

Braindeath: I think he looks fine. I wish my hair and eyes were that pretty.

If it wasn't for those insanely huge eyes, no one would ever look at him twice. I suppose that's the same reason why Olivia Wild is pretty; I guarantee you a woman with her face & body would not be considered attractive if she had tiny brown Ferengi eyes.

Braindeath

2011-04-22 12:11:40 PM

thespindrifter: tiny brown Ferengi eyes.

Ferengis are disgusting. I had to look up Olivia Wilde and you probably have a valid point.

Dwight_Yeast

2011-04-22 12:24:16 PM

Holy hell! I'm actually somewhat ashamed that this headline got greenlit, as it's terrible

/subby
//second greenlight

Just_Dan

2011-04-22 12:56:16 PM

maybe he has a great personality...

OK So Amuse Me

2011-04-22 01:31:30 PM

Love his hair, hope he doesn't cut it anytime soon. I have a thing for guys with long hair, always have, always will.

mansonozz

2011-04-22 01:37:04 PM

AR55: I do like his work on adult swim.

Always late to the party...

catzies

2011-04-22 01:51:27 PM

AR55: I do like his work on adult swim.

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A WINNAR IS YOU

mauxxo

2011-04-22 05:14:38 PM

Norwegian-death-metal...with a wig.

thefireandpassion

2011-04-23 08:13:41 AM

Gwendolyn: Lord my daughter brought one of those home yesterday.

"This is Devin. He's in a band! He plays the guitar too." (She's giving him the Isn't he the coooolest!? dreamy eyes)

"I've never met a boy named Devin before."

*looks at the eyeliner and faux hawk hair* "You are male right? You could just be butch."

I think that outburst guaranteed she'd be in teenager girl love for him for at least a month. She usually gets tired of them after a week of so. The kid looks like one of those pop-punk retards trying to be edgy by buying everything, including his lip ring and liner, at Hot Topic. Ugh.

How old is your daughter?

beavens

2011-04-24 04:25:32 PM

mrmyxolodian: Fett56: I'm a nic cage fan. Con Air and recently bad lieutenant were farking great, and he was great in them. I don't care what anyone says.

/kid looks creepy

I am a huge fan too. (Non-ironically I might add.) Not a huge fan of Con Air though. My New Year's resolution this year was to watch all his movies. I have a long way to go. I was incredibly surprised with how well done 'Weatherman' was. Truly enjoyed that flick.

i would say that the majority of the work that he does is just awful. but when he is on, he's GREAT (adaptation, weatherman, leaving las vegas, kick-ass, 8mm, raising arizona).

and then you've got the movies that are kinda retarded but lovable anyways (the rock, con air, gone in sixty seconds, national treasure).

i honestly think he's a robot/cyborg controlled by john travolta.

how else do you explain the hair?

/my argument is invalid

evamoon

2011-04-25 04:15:16 PM

I find him HAWT.

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