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(CBS News)   ProTip: When arriving at a hospital with a newborn you allegedly just gave birth to, your uterus and ovaries should STILL BE INSIDE YOUR BODY   (cbsnews.com) divider line 133
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2011-04-21 06:29:33 PM
After killing Stice and stealing the baby boy, Coy drove to the home of a friend and said she had given birth to the baby, Winn said. The friend told troopers that Coy was in a car, wearing no pants and sitting on the placenta while holding the baby, who had grass on him, Winn said.

wat

The friend called for an ambulance after helping to clean the baby and taking a picture of the newborn, Winn said. At the hospital, at about 5:50 p.m. local time on April 13, Coy brought in a uterus, ovaries and placenta with umbilical cord still attached, along with the baby, Winn said.

"Hi, I'm the Triage Nurse. Let's see the baby OH HOLY SHIAT WTF!!"

At the hospital, Dr. Sara Mangold examined Coy and determined she didn't give birth to the baby, Winn said.

Y'know, I'd probably be able to make that call without the M.D. degree.
 
2011-04-21 08:19:38 PM
biatches be crazy.
 
zz9
2011-04-21 08:34:20 PM
This person should fry. "insane" or not.
 
2011-04-21 08:42:50 PM
....wtf is wrong with her?!
 
2011-04-21 08:59:49 PM
zz9: This person should fry. "insane" or not.

This. Holy farking shiat.
 
2011-04-21 09:10:39 PM
WTF am I reading.
 
2011-04-21 09:10:54 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat. I then tie my robe with an umbilical cord.
 
2011-04-21 09:44:41 PM
It amazing, you hear this story at least once a year. Sometimes they just kidnap a baby, sometimes they kill a pregnant woman and cut out the baby. They are all sane by the legal definition but you know they are shiat-house crazy.
 
2011-04-21 10:01:40 PM
FTA: "The defense is concerned that there are significant mental health issues," Gibson said.

YOU DON'T SAY.
 
2011-04-21 11:48:49 PM
O.o

Yeah... how about no. She should not be near women or children. The men might want to consider not sticking their dick in this crazy either...
 
2011-04-22 02:42:05 AM
Everyone in the Comments section of that news article should be slow-roasted to death.
 
2011-04-22 02:58:33 AM
img689.imageshack.us
 
2011-04-22 02:59:35 AM
I have no idea how to adequately describe my reaction. This might be the most horrible thing I have read in months, and I just finished Atlas Shrugged.
 
2011-04-22 03:01:00 AM
zz9: This person should fry. "insane" or not.

And leave the infant without a mother? You heartless bastard! Won't someone think of the children???
 
2011-04-22 03:03:40 AM
Somacandra: I put on my robe and wizard hat. I then tie my robe with an umbilical cord.

*Snert*

x2
 
2011-04-22 03:04:52 AM
""The defense is concerned that there are significant mental health issues," Gibson said."

No shiat Sherlock.
 
2011-04-22 03:07:12 AM
Acharne: Somacandra: I put on my robe and wizard hat. I then tie my robe with an umbilical cord.

*Snert*

x2


Ovary funny. Not to belabor the point, but this is a serious thread. Placenta with a subdued attitude. No matter how you slice it, levity is uncalled for. You're being as rude as if you walked right into her funeral cervix and started cracking jokes.
 
2011-04-22 03:07:45 AM
Captain James T. Smirk: and I just finished Atlas Shrugged.

My condolences.
 
2011-04-22 03:08:23 AM
baka-san: biatches be crazy.

word
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2011-04-22 03:08:35 AM
Kittypie070: Everyone in the Comments section of that news article should be slow-roasted to death.

Holy wow. I love this comment from someone named "No_Absolutes":

"uh....no. we don't want government to tell women what to with their bodies. we want government to tell women what they can't do to SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY. A baby is its own person, the mother is just a vessel. I do want government to tell women and everyone else that you can't go around killing people. its called crime prevention and public safety and those are tradional government functions."

I just.... sometimes think the internet was maybe a bad idea.

Not for long.... but.... ya know....this shiat.
 
2011-04-22 03:11:27 AM
Is it wrong that I want to give her an unnecessary C-section with no anesthesia, then f*ck the whole with my dick dipped in glue and glass (Kickboxer), until she cries for mercy and I just shove it in her eye?
 
2011-04-22 03:12:26 AM
The Angry Hand of God: Is it wrong that I want to give her an unnecessary C-section with no anesthesia, then f*ck the whole with my dick dipped in glue and glass (Kickboxer), until she cries for mercy and I just shove it in her eye?

You were onto something before you went straight to crazy-town.
 
2011-04-22 03:12:56 AM
Captain James T. Smirk

Ovary funny. Not to belabor the point, but this is a serious thread. Placenta with a subdued attitude. No matter how you slice it, levity is uncalled for. You're being as rude as if you walked right into her funeral cervix and started cracking jokes.

I...I think I was just offered a lesson from a master...

I'm not actually worthy.
 
2011-04-22 03:13:10 AM
The Angry Hand of God: Is it wrong that I want to give her an unnecessary C-section with no anesthesia, then f*ck the whole with my dick dipped in glue and glass (Kickboxer), until she cries for mercy and I just shove it in her eye?

*hole even...
 
2011-04-22 03:16:21 AM
The Angry Hand of God: Is it wrong that I want to give her an unnecessary C-section with no anesthesia, then f*ck the whole with my dick dipped in glue and glass (Kickboxer), until she cries for mercy and I just shove it in her eye?

Yes, yes it is.
 
2011-04-22 03:17:23 AM
Mobile link is farked.
 
2011-04-22 03:20:15 AM
I think we need to change the relevancy in cases like this of whether or not these people are mentally stable or sane. Maybe it is generally irrelevant but I always read about defense attorneys trying to argue it. It shouldn't matter at all. If you kill someone and rip out their insides you need to either be put to death or locked up for the rest of your life. How does ones mental stability take away from the severity of their crime? What are you going to do, rehabilitate her in a mental hospital? She's not worth the trouble.
 
2011-04-22 03:21:49 AM
The Angry Hand of God: The Angry Hand of God: Is it wrong that I want to give her an unnecessary C-section with no anesthesia, then f*ck the whole with my dick dipped in glue and glass (Kickboxer), until she cries for mercy and I just shove it in her eye?

*hole even...


*makes already-slanted eyes even more squinty* It was a a Fleudian Srip.
 
2011-04-22 03:22:18 AM
The Angry Hand of God: Is it wrong that I want to give her an unnecessary C-section with no anesthesia, then f*ck the whole with my dick dipped in glue and glass (Kickboxer), until she cries for mercy and I just shove it in her eye?

It makes you a shiatty person, considering all the woman did was kill someone quickly and take a baby.
 
2011-04-22 03:22:31 AM
At what age do you tell the kid what happened to his mother?
 
2011-04-22 03:22:54 AM
Excen: The Angry Hand of God: The Angry Hand of God: Is it wrong that I want to give her an unnecessary C-section with no anesthesia, then f*ck the whole with my dick dipped in glue and glass (Kickboxer), until she cries for mercy and I just shove it in her eye?

*hole even...

*makes arready-sranted eyes even more squinty* It was a a Fleudian Srip.


FTFM.
 
2011-04-22 03:23:44 AM
Repeat? *AGAIN*? That's like 4 times in 2 days.
 
2011-04-22 03:24:26 AM
Goopotato: Captain James T. Smirk: and I just finished Atlas Shrugged.

My condolences.


Mine as well.

At least it's not going to be a movi...sonofabiatch.
 
2011-04-22 03:28:03 AM
EuphoniumEuphoria: Mobile link is farked.

CBSNews mobile links are *always* farked, I've found.

/TMZ isn't much better.
//I can't get all my trainwreck news from CSX, now.
 
2011-04-22 03:28:33 AM
Part of me wants to cry. How horrible. Grotesque. Gotta wonder what possessed her.
 
2011-04-22 03:36:59 AM
The Angry Hand of God: Is it wrong that I want to give her an unnecessary C-section with no anesthesia, then f*ck the whole with my dick dipped in glue and glass (Kickboxer), until she cries for mercy and I just shove it in her eye?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-04-22 03:37:11 AM
If you ever do a crime, it is good to add some insane elements so you can help your lawyer build a defense case. Probably doesn't take much, just something weird like this chick did.

Honestly, she really must have a low IQ to not even know (a) what is supposed to come out of your body when giving birth (b) that doctors can tell that you didn't just have a baby.
 
2011-04-22 03:38:05 AM
I can only imagine what was going through the doctor's head when she realized what this woman must have done. Must have been one hell of an experience.
 
2011-04-22 03:40:00 AM
Ah penny arcade, almost a comic for every situation.
 
2011-04-22 03:40:30 AM
dahmers love zombie: After killing Stice and stealing the baby boy, Coy drove to the home of a friend and said she had given birth to the baby, Winn said. The friend told troopers that Coy was in a car, wearing no pants and sitting on the placenta while holding the baby, who had grass on him, Winn said.

wat


I think this was to "prove" she had just given birth.
As far as I am concerned, they just prove she knew what the hell she was doing and should just seal her fate.
 
2011-04-22 03:50:01 AM
Ugh. I thought I was having trouble sleeping before reading this. So disturbing.

FTFA:Winn said Coy approached her 13-year-old daughter in early April about taking part in such a plot. When the daughter balked, Coy passed it off as a joke, Winn said.

Soon after, Coy approached her 14-year-old son and asked if he would take part in a murder, Winn said. The son refused and Coy didn't bring it up again, the detective testified.



Wait... this crazy broad tried to obtain the assistance of two children of a detective in this plot and yet no one was keeping track of her? Seems like someone should have tried to prevent this. I'm guessing if she was asking these kids to help, there were other warning signs.

/This story--full of Winn.
 
2011-04-22 03:54:38 AM
A woman used a stun gun to subdue an expectant mother before killing her and cutting the baby boy from her body...

People like this need to be put down like Old Yeller.

If she is sane then she knew what she was doing, knew that it was bad and wrong, and STILL did it anyway. Fry her ass for being EVIL.

If she is found not sane, then she has demonstrated that she is irreparably broken and it is best for all concerned to put her down as you would a rabid dog.
 
2011-04-22 03:56:19 AM
Winn said there is evidence that Coy, who claimed to have had a miscarriage, planned to kill a pregnant woman and steal a baby. Winn said Coy approached her 13-year-old daughter in early April about taking part in such a plot. When the daughter balked, Coy passed it off as a joke, Winn said.

Soon after, Coy approached her 14-year-old son and asked if he would take part in a murder, Winn said. The son refused and Coy didn't bring it up again, the detective testified.


Well, Santa shall remember this come Christmas time. I should just say that right here. Loyal children are rewarded.
 
2011-04-22 03:56:50 AM
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2011-04-22 03:59:08 AM
icepriestess: Ugh. I thought I was having trouble sleeping before reading this. So disturbing.

FTFA:Winn said Coy approached her 13-year-old daughter in early April about taking part in such a plot. When the daughter balked, Coy passed it off as a joke, Winn said.

Soon after, Coy approached her 14-year-old son and asked if he would take part in a murder, Winn said. The son refused and Coy didn't bring it up again, the detective testified.


Wait... this crazy broad tried to obtain the assistance of two children of a detective in this plot and yet no one was keeping track of her? Seems like someone should have tried to prevent this. I'm guessing if she was asking these kids to help, there were other warning signs.

/This story--full of Winn.


I think the reporter meant the crazy woman asked her own children to help her, not the detective's children.

SH]he probably asked them to do so much crazy shiat, and then never followed through with any of it, that they thought she was just being her usual self.
 
2011-04-22 04:06:19 AM
Someone played a little too much Operation as a kid

www.theskichannel.com
notesaboutnothing2010.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-04-22 04:16:07 AM
God dammit! The farkin' South just keeps getting creepier and creepier.

FARKING SECEDE ALREADY! PLEASE! TRUST ME, WE WON'T STOP YOU THIS TIME!
 
2011-04-22 04:18:21 AM
Has anyone noticed from the sidebars that Justin Beiber was murdered?

i.i.com.com

http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-504083_162-10007501.html?tag=galleryscroller
 
2011-04-22 04:24:12 AM
Why would you do something like this if you already have children..?

/obviously "Why would you do something like this", inb4 all that ftfy bullshiat; you would think a primal maternal instinct this clearly and profoundly mentally-ill woman had within her would have been at least a bit stifled considering the fact that the articles references her already having two children.

//Christ, I wonder what those children are like.

///I wonder what her medical records have to say about her mental state.

With a species population of 7 billion the crazy and violent will only grow in numbers alongside the unthinkable and abhorrent actions they sometimes have the ability to commit.

Oh well, I suppose.
 
2011-04-22 04:24:54 AM
Happy Hours: At what age do you tell the kid what happened to his mother?

Before he gets old enough to google himself.

You know what? Might be safer for his mental health if he just stays illiterate.
 
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