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(Some Guy)   Farker el_hueso locked down in mall while cops look for armed robber. Right now   ( divider line
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14216 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2003 at 3:29 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-08-08 03:30:59 PM  
Someone get him a cake with file, stat!
2003-08-08 03:31:06 PM  
There's FBI with machine guns and shiat running around.
2003-08-08 03:31:08 PM  
Go get him el_hueso! Kung fu his ass, be a hero!
2003-08-08 03:31:36 PM  
I'd start masturbating. Furiously.
2003-08-08 03:31:40 PM  
This was no armed robbery call....

Run, boy.
2003-08-08 03:32:04 PM  
Holy shat! Run for your life!
2003-08-08 03:32:06 PM  

Just two words: Shop S-Mart.
2003-08-08 03:32:21 PM  
Might want to go into Brookstone, and find yourself the nearest Swiss Army Knife. Or better yet, As Seen on TV for a Ginsu blade. The rock 'n chop is great on all veggies, how's it work for human comsumption?
2003-08-08 03:32:23 PM  
2003-08-08 03:32:48 PM  
are you on wireless? or sitting at work in the mall?
and to quote myself "you just can't help but touch yourself in the midst of panic"
2003-08-08 03:33:15 PM  
Who cares? This is news? This happens in L.A. all the time. Move out of the sticks, people.
2003-08-08 03:33:24 PM  
Be careful man... Don't be a hero, just get the hell out of there.. Unless you have a clear shot...
2003-08-08 03:33:28 PM  
Pull your pocket liner outta your pants, spin in circles sayin' "i needs my drugs, i needs my drugs..." bang your head with your fist and catch the next bus home.
2003-08-08 03:33:33 PM  
So. Does this mean the terrorist alert is being changed to orange? I want to know if I should go on with my day or worry endlessly about al queda dropping a 747 on my head.
2003-08-08 03:33:35 PM  
I plead the fifth... admit nothing, deny everything!!
2003-08-08 03:33:37 PM  
Head for the roof. Spell out FARK with paper towels for the news choppers.
2003-08-08 03:33:41 PM  

Yeah. Lots of space in this mall.

/Blues Brothers

2003-08-08 03:33:45 PM  
That's what you get for shopping at Lloyd Center.

/Westside snob
2003-08-08 03:33:47 PM  
Is there a Sears nearby? Go into the home and garden center, and get a long-handled tree trimmer. Tree limbs aren't the only kind of limbs you can lop off with those!
2003-08-08 03:33:57 PM  
If you'd been packing heat, you could deal with this on your own, perhaps earning a [HERO] tag from us in the process.

If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will own guns -- and if law-abiding citizens like el_hueso refuse to carry, the same situation will arise.

Let's hope el_hueso doesn't end up as little more than huesos...
2003-08-08 03:34:26 PM  
Dude, el_hueso, that's friggin' nuts. I hope they catch the bastarge before he hurts anyone.
2003-08-08 03:34:26 PM  
I have an office in the mall and went out to get lunch...and quickly realized something is wrong.
2003-08-08 03:34:31 PM  
Why are they keeping everyone inside? If the perpetrator is black, let all the white and Asian people out.
2003-08-08 03:34:57 PM  
Get Tiffany to revive her mall-singing days in center court and flush out the perp.
2003-08-08 03:35:04 PM  
What is this L.A. of which you speak?

My advice: start screaming as if insane and put your arm around a woman you don't know, preferentially in a threatening manner. Should keep you from getting bored.
2003-08-08 03:35:07 PM  
Die Hard 4 - this time it's in a mall
2003-08-08 03:35:11 PM  
Is there like an internet cafe in the mall or something?
2003-08-08 03:35:18 PM  

The police have the mall surrounded with the suspect in the mall ? This should be as easy as shooting fish in a Cracker Barrell.

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2003-08-08 03:35:35 PM  
Of course, the first thing I thought to do was post it on FARK.
2003-08-08 03:35:56 PM  

Yeah, you won't attract any lawyers that way!
2003-08-08 03:36:18 PM  
From where? Staples?
2003-08-08 03:36:23 PM  
How nice of the police to percipitate a hostage situation... farktards.
2003-08-08 03:36:39 PM  
FriendGirl - better yet, tun to the roof, spell out I am a white Farker in paper towel... NOW
2003-08-08 03:36:39 PM  
2003-08-08 03:36:41 PM  
What Would Jesus Do?
2003-08-08 03:36:44 PM  
This is edge-of-your-seat stuff.
2003-08-08 03:37:22 PM  
Let's see....a robber is trapped in a mall...his description is given to the police....maybe he could stop by the barber and get his appearance changed a bit before passing by the police inpection points...maybe stop by the macy's or JCPenney and pick up a new wardrobe(with his five finger discount card of course)...hmmm, they're formulating a plan as how to search the mall with thousands of people in it... good luck...
2003-08-08 03:37:27 PM  
Who cares? This is news? This happens in L.A. all the time. Move out of the sticks, people.

Your geographical location makes you cooler than all of us.
2003-08-08 03:37:29 PM  
What, no NEWSFLASH tag?
2003-08-08 03:37:30 PM  
Looks like the bomb squad is here now. Also, people are still walking around shopping like nothing is wrong at all. Some stores have pulled down their gates thingies.
2003-08-08 03:37:36 PM  
what... is he posting on a Compaq at Radio Shack ?
2003-08-08 03:37:45 PM  
great plan cops - lock up an armed robber in a mall with hundreds of innocent people and wait for the first person to come out with a gun to people's heads...

genious... absolutely brilliant.
2003-08-08 03:37:49 PM  
You should cower under a food court table until the "all clear" sounds.
2003-08-08 03:37:54 PM  
el_hueso: you wouldn't happen to have a pencil thin moustache perchance?
2003-08-08 03:38:00 PM  
Whatever you do... DO NOT pul a U-turn!
2003-08-08 03:38:06 PM  
Free Orange Juliuses for all!
2003-08-08 03:38:08 PM  
Man this is happening right across the river from me. weird.
2003-08-08 03:38:18 PM  
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2003-08-08 03:38:36 PM  
Man, this is a perfect time to try out the "We might die in here today..." line on some broads.
2003-08-08 03:38:36 PM  
The cops should look in the women's dressing rooms in the department stores.

That's where I always hide.
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