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(Courier Press)		It's Log, it's Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log, it's Log, it's better if you don't get crushed underneath its 3,000 pound weight when it rolls off the trailer (courierpress.com)		137
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FirstNationalBastard		2011-04-20 12:40:43 PM

All kids love LOG!

Pocket Ninja		2011-04-20 12:48:07 PM

What's a little depressing is how many people on here will be too young to get that reference without Googling it.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-04-20 12:51:42 PM

Pocket Ninja: What's a little depressing is how many people on here will be too young to get that reference without Googling it.

Then they can get the fark off my lawn, or I'll

gopher321		2011-04-20 12:54:17 PM

"Space Madness" - best episode

ToxicMunkee		2011-04-20 12:56:16 PM

It's better than bad, it's good!

NuttierThanEver		2011-04-20 01:05:09 PM

That's why I prefer Plank

/hell kids these days might even be too young to get an Ed, Edd and Eddy reference

Tylercn		2011-04-20 01:08:21 PM

and always remember "don't whiz on the electric fence"

mimg.ugo.com

elvisaintdead		2011-04-20 01:09:47 PM

No sir, I don't like it.

stickmangrit		2011-04-20 01:14:43 PM

i told you i'd roll off the trailer.
why didn't you believe me?
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?!?!?!?!?

FirstNationalBastard		2011-04-20 01:18:16 PM

Where Powdered Toast Man, Wher?!?

MissDayJob		2011-04-20 01:21:42 PM

This reference made my day. Thank you subby!

SideOfBacon		2011-04-20 01:21:52 PM

NuttierThanEver: That's why I prefer Plank

/hell kids these days might even be too young to get an Ed, Edd and Eddy reference

if only we had a sack of potatoes...

cbackous		2011-04-20 01:22:11 PM

That doesnt even rhyme

The Cornballer		2011-04-20 01:22:19 PM

at least it's not "Log for Girls"

KingKauff		2011-04-20 01:23:15 PM

Pocket Ninja: What's a little depressing is how many people on here will be too young to get that reference without Googling it.

Fark them.
I preferred "Whiz on the electric fence"

merkey88		2011-04-20 01:23:16 PM

I remember having a Ren and Stimpy comic book. Am I old now?

FirstNationalBastard		2011-04-20 01:23:43 PM

The Cornballer: at least it's not "Log for Girls"

sleep lack		2011-04-20 01:24:23 PM

Should've used an exponent.

killro		2011-04-20 01:24:32 PM

Seriously one of my favorite games of all time. Kind of want to play it now actually...

fruitloop		2011-04-20 01:24:52 PM

If only he had one of these:
i171.photobucket.com

apeman12		2011-04-20 01:25:11 PM

What's the point of doing CPR on somebody that just got squished by a 3,000lb log? Wouldn't that be mushy anyway?

rev. dave		2011-04-20 01:25:44 PM

Oh Joy! Brings back the good old days of my late teens and early 20's.

ertai_lapis		2011-04-20 01:26:23 PM

killro: Seriously one of my favorite games of all time. Kind of want to play it now actually...

I still have it. No working Genesis, but I still have the working game cart.

MissDayJob		2011-04-20 01:26:24 PM

cbackous		2011-04-20 01:27:13 PM

apeman12: What's the point of doing CPR on somebody that just got squished by a 3,000lb log? Wouldn't that be mushy anyway?

they clearly have been deflated. Have you never watched cartoons? You gotta fill them back up.

Coco LaFemme		2011-04-20 01:27:19 PM

I miss Ren and Stimpy. I've got the Log song stuck in my head now though, so thanks subby.

Mart-tiiiin		2011-04-20 01:28:46 PM

Tylercn: and always remember "don't whiz on the electric fence"

That was my ringtone for a while, back when custom ringtones were just getting started. Probably still have a copy somewhere...

Arab Lover		2011-04-20 01:28:49 PM

Walkin cross a long, long, long, long, long, long, log

JNowe		2011-04-20 01:28:49 PM

I have no log, so I'll just sit here and play with my magic nose goblins.

tinyarena		2011-04-20 01:29:17 PM

Pocket Ninja: What's a little depressing is how many people on here will be too young to get that reference without Googling it.

How do you think I feel?
I'm too old to get the reference.

/gtg, bath time

Ral		2011-04-20 01:29:20 PM

Yooouuuuuu coveted my ICE CREAM BAR.

the_immoral_minority		2011-04-20 01:29:52 PM

CCCarnie		2011-04-20 01:30:11 PM

I remember I had a Ren and Stimpy game for the original Game Boy. When you beat the game you "won a Log", and the theme song would play all MIDI-fied.

Mirrorz		2011-04-20 01:30:19 PM

I made a video melding those two ideas years ago:

Final Destination Log

WarpZone		2011-04-20 01:30:26 PM

FROM BLAMMO!

jvl		2011-04-20 01:30:33 PM

Pocket Ninja: What's a little depressing is how many people on here will be too ~~young~~ old to get that reference without Googling it.

FTFY

/ Get off my lawn

LockeOak		2011-04-20 01:31:30 PM

I'm gonna hit ya, and you're gonna fall, and I'm gonna laugh.

madgonad		2011-04-20 01:31:36 PM

I have the memory of hearing some of my (drunk) friends sing that song instead of leaving a message on the answering machine while I was doing my girlfriend on the living room floor.

/man, the summer of 1992 is a blur
//TMI or CSB?

kapaso		2011-04-20 01:32:20 PM

Yeah, that strap holding the logs on the trailer, don't take it off while you're standing right where the log would fall if that strap weren't there.

poisonedpawn78		2011-04-20 01:32:25 PM

What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs. Rolls over the neighbors dog. What's great for a snack, it fits on your back! its log log log!

Its log, log its big its heavy its wood!
its log, log its better than bad its good!
everyone wants a log ! you're gonna love it log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a log!

/No sir, I didnt like it.

Civil_War2_Time		2011-04-20 01:32:40 PM

JNowe

Don't talk that mess. I picked those for you, you thankless bastard.

FirstNationalBastard		2011-04-20 01:33:06 PM

...and that is his great reward for being a roooo-oooo-yal Canadian Kilted Yaksmaaaaaaaaaaan!

nrdgrl		2011-04-20 01:33:19 PM

/I've known fellers like that...
//my lawn. GTFOI.

dilettantegrrl		2011-04-20 01:33:31 PM

The husband of a friend of mine died this way. Not to be a wet blanket, because I luvs me some Ren and Stimpy, but this has to be in the top 20 Bad Ways To Go.

alienofamerica		2011-04-20 01:34:28 PM

Mirrorz: I made a video melding those two ideas years ago:

Final Destination Log

That's freakin awesome!

Toy_Cop		2011-04-20 01:34:55 PM

Mirrorz: I made a video melding those two ideas years ago:

Final Destination Log

lolllll, well done, sir.

unchellmatt		2011-04-20 01:37:07 PM

nrdgrl: /I've known fellers like that...
//my lawn. GTFOI.

Just... god DAMNIT.

Every image I wanted to post... someone beat me to it. I'm getting slow in my old age.

/shakes cane
//drinks his Metamucil and Whiskey