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Rev. Skarekroe		2011-04-20 11:17:10 AM

Y'know, if Brian Dennehy had just let Rambo stop and get a sandwich all four of those movies would never have happened.

ArtosRC		2011-04-20 11:18:34 AM

He is epic win. He must break you.

/vodak

Rapmaster2000		2011-04-20 11:20:02 AM

It's over Nikolai, OVER!

Sin_City_Superhero		2011-04-20 11:20:11 AM

/oblig

Magorn		2011-04-20 11:21:20 AM

Very poorly written article. Is this guy ex-spetsnaz or just a military vet? Since the Russians weren't on our side in that particular war, what exactly does "served in Vietnam" mean? Was he posted there during peacetime? an adviser to the NVA?

Rapmaster2000		2011-04-20 11:21:25 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Y'know, if Brian Dennehy had just let Rambo stop and get a sandwich all four of those movies would never have happened.

Yeah, but then Rambo wouldn't have gone back and won the Vietnam War.

freewill		2011-04-20 11:21:43 AM

Is it too late to say "epic win"?

Sapper_Topo		2011-04-20 11:26:40 AM

Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

degreeless		2011-04-20 11:26:50 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Y'know, if Brian Dennehy had just let Rambo stop and get a sandwich all four of those movies would never have happened.

JUST ROLL IT ACROSS!!

rickythepenguin		2011-04-20 11:28:36 AM

Co Bao: Why did they pick you? Because you like to fight?
Rambo: I'm expendable.
Co Bao: Expendable....What mean 'expendable'?
Rambo: It's like....someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter.

/to survive tiny giraffes, you must become tiny giraffes.
//Rambo you not *death rattle* expendable...

Mirrorz		2011-04-20 11:29:17 AM

No pain... Nooo pain.

improvius		2011-04-20 11:33:27 AM

He escaped to Tiny Africa?

NittLion78		2011-04-20 11:38:02 AM

MilesTeg		2011-04-20 11:41:26 AM

A real "Rambo" would not have cut up a woman and her daughter.

More like a real nutjob.

lehmac		2011-04-20 11:41:54 AM

I had no idea it was stabbing season. farking civil realtionships with other humans HOW DOES IT WORK?

DarnoKonrad		2011-04-20 11:42:05 AM

Everybody loves that commercial. Time machine would be fun, I'd take Khrushchev and show him the new obnoxious capitalists to bang a shoe at.

DarnoKonrad		2011-04-20 11:43:01 AM

MilesTeg: A real "Rambo" would not have cut up a woman and her daughter.

More like a real nutjob.

only on fark would someone whiteknight the good name of Rambo.

The Jami Turman Fan Club		2011-04-20 11:44:08 AM

Sapper_Topo: Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

Wow, I always wondered what he was saying. I saw that movie twice, and it sounds like he's gargling mouthwash when he makes that speech.

freakay		2011-04-20 11:45:03 AM

Dragonfly to Wolfden...Dragonfly to Wolfden...

overlord		2011-04-20 11:45:08 AM

"As far as soldiers go, he was the elite of the elite," a friend, Rustam Zaripon, the manager of the Russian Baths in Brooklyn, told the Daily News.

He must not have been that good if he couldn't take down two women, one at a time, without a massive struggle and couldn't get rid of the knives in such a way that they couldn't be recovered.

rickythepenguin		2011-04-20 11:45:25 AM

MilesTeg: A real "Rambo" would not have cut up a woman and her daughter.

They drew first blood, not me!

Mr. Toadcheese		2011-04-20 11:46:00 AM

ArtosRC: He is epic win. He must break you.

/vodak

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Trufax: when Lundgren and Stallone were filming their fight scene for Rocky IV, Sly asked Dolph to hit him as hard as he could. Sly ended up in the hospital with a bruised heart.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2011-04-20 11:46:02 AM

He's in his 50's and he served in nam at age ~19? Now there were Russians there for sure with the weapons systems they used, but I call bs.

cowgirl toffee		2011-04-20 11:46:34 AM

MilesTeg: A real "Rambo" would not have cut up a woman and her daughter.

More like a real nutjob.

You're right. A real Rambo would have fabricated some sort of impelling device made out of sticks and vines that would have been triggered when the woman and daughter broke a string when walking through the living room.

Holodigm		2011-04-20 11:47:11 AM

Davai!

The Decider		2011-04-20 11:47:51 AM

Found him!

Vash's Apprentice		2011-04-20 11:48:49 AM

freewill: Is it too late to say "epic win"?

If he was a purist, he'd be dead.

rickythepenguin		2011-04-20 11:49:02 AM

justanotherfarkinfarker: served in nam at age ~19?

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen
None of them received a hero's welcome
None of them n-n-n-n-nnnnnnoone of theemmmmm
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen
N-n-n-n-n-nineteen

headstone		2011-04-20 11:49:31 AM

cowgirl toffee: MilesTeg: A real "Rambo" would not have cut up a woman and her daughter.

More like a real nutjob.

You're right. A real Rambo would have fabricated some sort of impelling device made out of sticks and vines that would have been triggered when the woman and daughter broke a string when walking through the living room.

That's twisted. I like it.

JohDHJ		2011-04-20 11:50:08 AM

The Decider: Found him!

...is he melting?

Murgen		2011-04-20 11:52:02 AM

Russia has a law that forbids them extraditing Russian citizens for prosecution overseas (Russian Mob probably got that law passed).

So sadly he got away with it.

Bennie Crabtree		2011-04-20 11:55:15 AM

Sapper_Topo: Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

The public record is clear: those protesters never existed during Vietnam. (But there was an incident with a college Republican student association that spat on vets protesting for peace). If Rambo is responsible for legitimizing this myth, that would explain a lot.

cowgirl toffee		2011-04-20 11:56:57 AM

headstone: cowgirl toffee: MilesTeg: A real "Rambo" would not have cut up a woman and her daughter.

More like a real nutjob.

You're right. A real Rambo would have fabricated some sort of impelling device made out of sticks and vines that would have been triggered when the woman and daughter broke a string when walking through the living room.

That's twisted. I like it.

After I hit "add comment" I wondered if that was wrong.
And then I was like.... naaa.

Hyppy		2011-04-20 11:57:52 AM

"Elite of the elite"... according to his friend the bath manager.

Quality journalistics, there.

Savage Bacon		2011-04-20 11:58:38 AM

rickythepenguin: justanotherfarkinfarker: served in nam at age ~19?

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen
None of them received a hero's welcome
None of them n-n-n-n-nnnnnnoone of theemmmmm
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen
N-n-n-n-n-nineteen

Came for Paul Hardcastle, leaving satisfied.

/s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-statisfied

headstone		2011-04-20 11:59:16 AM

cowgirl toffee: headstone: cowgirl toffee: MilesTeg: A real "Rambo" would not have cut up a woman and her daughter.

More like a real nutjob.

You're right. A real Rambo would have fabricated some sort of impelling device made out of sticks and vines that would have been triggered when the woman and daughter broke a string when walking through the living room.

That's twisted. I like it.

After I hit "add comment" I wondered if that was wrong.
And then I was like.... naaa.

Whenever you wonder if it's wrong...remember where you are.

rickythepenguin		2011-04-20 12:01:46 PM

Savage Bacon: Came for Paul Hardcastle, leaving satisfied.

threadjack: heard a "smooth jazz" version of "Rain Forest" at a store one time. JUSTICE!

cowgirl toffee		2011-04-20 12:02:34 PM

headstone: cowgirl toffee: headstone: cowgirl toffee: MilesTeg: ...

Whenever you wonder if it's wrong...remember where you are.

Exactly.

Evolution2001		2011-04-20 12:02:58 PM

This is FARK and no one has yet suggested that them broads may have had it comin'?
Shacking up with a Rusky who was in Viet F'in Nam at the age of 19?

/That's a stabbin'!

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2011-04-20 12:02:58 PM

Mr. Toadcheese: ArtosRC: He is epic win. He must break you.

/vodak

Trufax: when Lundgren and Stallone were filming their fight scene for Rocky IV, Sly asked Dolph to hit him as hard as he could. Sly ended up in the hospital with a bruised heart.

That's 'cause Dolph Lundgren's real father is Zeus.

KhamanV		2011-04-20 12:09:26 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

That's 'cause Dolph Lundgren's real father is Zeus.

I would hit that like the fists of a thousand angry gods and accept the bruised hips I would suffer for it.

freewill		2011-04-20 12:11:19 PM

Evolution2001: This is FARK and no one has yet suggested that them broads may have had it comin'?
Shacking up with a Rusky who was in Viet F'in Nam at the age of 19?

That doesn't seem like a particularly unusual age to be in Vietnam.

headstone		2011-04-20 12:15:28 PM

KhamanV: TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

That's 'cause Dolph Lundgren's real father is Zeus.

I would hit that like the fists of a thousand angry gods and accept the bruised hips I would suffer for it.

That's assuming that you live...

Roquefort		2011-04-20 12:17:29 PM

Hot on the trail assets.nydailynews.com

rickythepenguin		2011-04-20 12:18:27 PM

Roquefort: Hot on the trail

You are the king of fark today.

cowgirl toffee		2011-04-20 12:19:29 PM

A possible murder weapon.

img36.imageshack.us

Clete Orris		2011-04-20 12:22:57 PM

cowgirl toffee: A possible murder weapon.

Have one of these under your bed, eh?

cowgirl toffee		2011-04-20 12:24:11 PM

Clete Orris: cowgirl toffee: A possible murder weapon.

Have one of these under your bed, eh?

I have 2. One under my bed and one in my nightstand. ;P

Clete Orris		2011-04-20 12:27:02 PM

cowgirl toffee: Clete Orris: cowgirl toffee: A possible murder weapon.

Have one of these under your bed, eh?

I have 2. One under my bed and one in my nightstand. ;P

You have one nightstand? ;-)

headstone		2011-04-20 12:27:57 PM

cowgirl toffee: Clete Orris: cowgirl toffee: A possible murder weapon.

Have one of these under your bed, eh?

I have 2. One under my bed and one in my nightstand. ;P

I got this image of a "clown car" type drawer in your nightstand...

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