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(TMZ)   LeBron's mom plays the pot, the Haitian valet plays the kettle   (tmz.com) divider line 66
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2011-04-20 09:34:18 AM  
OHHH SNAP! Surely, Sharpton and Jackson will have something to say about this.

Right?
 
2011-04-20 10:51:00 AM  
She needs to take her stupid ass back to Akron
 
2011-04-20 12:04:22 PM  
FTFA: The witness adds, Gloria's friend tried to pull her away from the fight before it got physical ... but Gloria allegedly insisted, "I'm gonna be ghetto."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-04-20 12:20:07 PM  
I guess it's better then nailing your son's teammates.
 
2011-04-20 12:20:49 PM  
Classy.

/Paging DeLonte West...
 
2011-04-20 12:25:30 PM  
surprised this story about LeBron's mom assaulting a valet is just making Fark now. heard it on local sports radio ~2 weeks ago...
 
2011-04-20 12:32:17 PM  

SideOfBacon: surprised this story about LeBron's mom assaulting a valet is just making Fark now. heard it on local sports radio ~2 weeks ago...


This is a follow-up; search the archives.
 
2011-04-20 12:33:38 PM  
Racist
 
2011-04-20 12:33:58 PM  

SideOfBacon: surprised this story about LeBron's mom assaulting a valet is just making Fark now. heard it on local sports radio ~2 weeks ago...



To be fair, there were 3 red-lit threads about it 2-weeks ago-

Thu April 07, 2011: (score 51%)
Act like a douche and argue with officials. I am of coarse taking about LeBron... Oh sorry, I mean his mom (2)

Thu April 07, 2011: (score 51%)
LeBron James' mother arrested; police will announce the charges in an hour-long special airing at 7:00 p.m

Thu April 07, 2011: (score 48%)
LeBron James' mom was charged with assault. Nation scrambles to declare the assault "overrated" and point out that Derrick Rose's mom is tougher (0)


And then 2 last week about the valet suing-

Thu April 14, 2011: (score 41%)
The valet LeBron James' mom yelled at is now suing for emotional distress, humiliation, mental anguish, medical expenses, the loss of the ability to earn money, and the loss of capacity for enjoyment of life (0)

Thu April 14, 2011: (score 62%)
$lapped valet $ue$ LeBron'$ mom (2)
 
2011-04-20 12:34:05 PM  

ArtosRC: SideOfBacon: surprised this story about LeBron's mom assaulting a valet is just making Fark now. heard it on local sports radio ~2 weeks ago...

This is a follow-up; search the archives.


follow-up tag must be nailing LeBron's mom then?
/TMZ is blocked by webnonsense and w/o that tag I couldn't tell
 
2011-04-20 12:56:19 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com

LeBron in a wig??
 
2011-04-20 01:11:16 PM  
I'll bet he will settle out-of-court if she gives him a Hummer.
 
2011-04-20 01:20:14 PM  

SideOfBacon: follow-up tag must be nailing LeBron's mom then?
/TMZ is blocked by webnonsense and w/o that tag I couldn't tell


Eh, it happens- just like a sense of entitlement because your son can play some thugball real good-like.
 
2011-04-20 01:31:30 PM  
Damn she is FUGLY
 
2011-04-20 01:33:31 PM  

ArtosRC: SideOfBacon: follow-up tag must be nailing LeBron's mom then?
/TMZ is blocked by webnonsense and w/o that tag I couldn't tell

Eh, it happens- just like a sense of entitlement because your son can play some thugball real good-like up until the post-season.


FTFY
 
2011-04-20 01:34:11 PM  
Da biatch is keeerazzy!

like the kid...............
 
2011-04-20 01:35:05 PM  

ArtosRC: SideOfBacon: follow-up tag must be nailing LeBron's mom then?
/TMZ is blocked by webnonsense and w/o that tag I couldn't tell

Eh, it happens- just like a sense of entitlement because your son can play some thugball real good-like.


U WHITE?
 
2011-04-20 01:38:59 PM  

Senor Spielbergo: U WHITE?


Like a ghost.
 
2011-04-20 01:41:06 PM  

ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: U WHITE?

Like a ghost.


Hater
 
2011-04-20 01:43:33 PM  
Forgetting where you came from, most Americans suffer from that disease.
 
2011-04-20 01:46:05 PM  

SideOfBacon: surprised this story about LeBron's mom assaulting a valet is just making Fark now. heard it on local sports radio ~2 weeks ago...


There have been two previous threads about Lebron's mother.

April 7th

April 13th
 
2011-04-20 01:47:40 PM  
Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod. So many people have done it, it's become part of the pop culture landscape, and it's ridiculous. And it's not original. It's a cliche for people who know jack shiat about professional sports. News flash...LeBron James is very good.

LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant. Hee will, most likely, win many titles and even more MVPs. Farkers like to beat up on him because he is black, or The Decison, or rich, or dates white women, or cuz he has a slutty mom or wanted to play with his friends, or whatever. He rubs people the wrong way.

Just looking at numbers...You know, actual analysis, I have decided that this player is an absolutely epic talent. He might belong in the pantheon, next to Steve Nash, John Stockton, Larry Bird, and "Thunder" Dan Majerle..

Now, we can talk about suckyness, or records, or DeLonte West, or completely irrelevant things. We can even talk about dunking, which show that LeBron is not as "suck" as you would like to believe. We can even disregard his decision, which was the single most important thing that happened in the NBA.

This professional basketball player is an immortal talent. His performance bears this out. Gay jokes and "I'm a Yankees fan so I know" comments, and other silliness mean nothing. The guy is off the charts good.
 
2011-04-20 02:03:15 PM  
GimpyNip Quote 2011-04-20 01:47:40 PM
Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod. So many people have done it, it's become part of the pop culture landscape, and it's ridiculous. And it's not original. It's a cliche for people who know jack shiat about professional sports. News flash...LeBron James is very good.

LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant. Hee will, most likely, win many titles and even more MVPs. Farkers like to beat up on him because he is black, or The Decison, or rich, or dates white women, or cuz he has a slutty mom or wanted to play with his friends, or whatever. He rubs people the wrong way.

Just looking at numbers...You know, actual analysis, I have decided that this player is an absolutely epic talent. He might belong in the pantheon, next to Steve Nash, John Stockton, Larry Bird, and "Thunder" Dan Majerle..

Now, we can talk about suckyness, or records, or DeLonte West, or completely irrelevant things. We can even talk about dunking, which show that LeBron is not as "suck" as you would like to believe. We can even disregard his decision, which was the single most important thing that happened in the NBA.

This professional basketball player is an immortal talent. His performance bears this out. Gay jokes and "I'm a Yankees fan so I know" comments, and other silliness mean nothing. The guy is off the charts good.



I think we found what user name LeBron posts under.
 
2011-04-20 02:08:55 PM  

Big Al: GimpyNip Quote 2011-04-20 01:47:40 PM
Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod. So many people have done it, it's become part of the pop culture landscape, and it's ridiculous. And it's not original. It's a cliche for people who know jack shiat about professional sports. News flash...LeBron James is very good.

LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant. Hee will, most likely, win many titles and even more MVPs. Farkers like to beat up on him because he is black, or The Decison, or rich, or dates white women, or cuz he has a slutty mom or wanted to play with his friends, or whatever. He rubs people the wrong way.

Just looking at numbers...You know, actual analysis, I have decided that this player is an absolutely epic talent. He might belong in the pantheon, next to Steve Nash, John Stockton, Larry Bird, and "Thunder" Dan Majerle..

Now, we can talk about suckyness, or records, or DeLonte West, or completely irrelevant things. We can even talk about dunking, which show that LeBron is not as "suck" as you would like to believe. We can even disregard his decision, which was the single most important thing that happened in the NBA.

This professional basketball player is an immortal talent. His performance bears this out. Gay jokes and "I'm a Yankees fan so I know" comments, and other silliness mean nothing. The guy is off the charts good.



I think we found what user name LeBron posts under.


I think it's IamRight's alt.
 
2011-04-20 02:11:32 PM  
She is a disgusting excuse for a human being.
 
2011-04-20 02:16:20 PM  

Senor Spielbergo: Hater


Like a crusader.
 
2011-04-20 02:19:49 PM  

GimpyNip: LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant.


Really? You don't even use the same hand to reach those letters. If you're gonna start talking greats, get their name right at least.
 
2011-04-20 02:23:14 PM  
Is that...is that Laurence Fishburne?
 
2011-04-20 02:24:25 PM  

scottydoesntknow: GimpyNip: LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant.

Really? You don't even use the same hand to reach those letters. If you're gonna start talking greats, get their name right at least.


based on the overall typos, grammatical and just plain "makes no sense" sentence errors above, Big Al is probably either 12, non-american, or a both who makes LeBron's shoes for $.47/hr overseas.
 
2011-04-20 02:28:49 PM  
It's scientifically proven that black people are no longer black once they become rich, so technically she is correct.
 
2011-04-20 02:30:57 PM  
GimpyNip Quote 2011-04-20 01:47:40 PM
Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod. So many people have done it, it's become part of the pop culture landscape, and it's ridiculous. And it's not original. It's a cliche for people who know jack shiat about professional sports. News flash...LeBron James is very good.

LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant. Hee will, most likely, win many titles and even more MVPs. Farkers like to beat up on him because he is black, or The Decison, or rich, or dates white women, or cuz he has a slutty mom or wanted to play with his friends, or whatever. He rubs people the wrong way.

Just looking at numbers...You know, actual analysis, I have decided that this player is an absolutely epic talent. He might belong in the pantheon, next to Steve Nash, John Stockton, Larry Bird, and "Thunder" Dan Majerle..

Now, we can talk about suckyness, or records, or DeLonte West, or completely irrelevant things. We can even talk about dunking, which show that LeBron is not as "suck" as you would like to believe. We can even disregard his decision, which was the single most important thing that happened in the NBA.

This professional basketball player is an immortal talent. His performance bears this out. Gay jokes and "I'm a Yankees fan so I know" comments, and other silliness mean nothing. The guy is off the charts good.


What does any of that have to do with LeBron's Mom acting stupid and her apparent disdain for Haitians?
 
2011-04-20 02:34:51 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: What does any of that have to do with LeBron's Mom acting stupid and her apparent disdain for Haitians?


With these apologized. I translate from my Japanese with a Google. English is the second language. Word to your mother as well.
 
2011-04-20 02:37:23 PM  

ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.


Chillin with Darth Vader?
 
2011-04-20 02:43:25 PM  

Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?


Dude's a fan of the Florida Gators.
 
2011-04-20 02:56:07 PM  

SideOfBacon: scottydoesntknow: GimpyNip: LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant.

Really? You don't even use the same hand to reach those letters. If you're gonna start talking greats, get their name right at least.

based on the overall typos, grammatical and just plain "makes no sense" sentence errors above, Big Al is probably either 12, non-american, or a both who makes LeBron's shoes for $.47/hr overseas.


what? 47 cents an hour? when did we give them a raise?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!
 
2011-04-20 03:12:56 PM  

GimpyNip: Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod... trolling rant


Man... you really nabbed a few - I thought Thunder Dan was the dead give away... Kudos to you sir.
 
2011-04-20 03:18:22 PM  

ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?

Dude's a fan of the Florida Gators.


Gettin' high and clickin' seatbelts with Ralph Nader
 
2011-04-20 03:22:12 PM  

Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?



towleroad.typepad.com

"That's no ass. It's a space station."
 
2011-04-20 03:25:24 PM  

p the boiler: GimpyNip: Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod... trolling rant

Man... you really nabbed a few - I thought Thunder Dan was the dead give away... Kudos to you sir.


fansofmediocrity.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-04-20 03:27:52 PM  

GimpyNip: p the boiler: GimpyNip: Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod... trolling rant

Man... you really nabbed a few - I thought Thunder Dan was the dead give away... Kudos to you sir.

{thunderdan.jpg}




hahahahahahaha......



/he looks like he has no idea his head is about to collide with the rim
 
2011-04-20 03:31:35 PM  

Pai Mei: Is that...is that Laurence Fishburne?


Nice.
 
2011-04-20 03:31:38 PM  

Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?

Dude's a fan of the Florida Gators.

Gettin' high and clickin' seatbelts with Ralph Nader


Guy's an interesting political debater.
 
2011-04-20 03:33:06 PM  

GimpyNip: Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod. So many people have done it, it's become part of the pop culture landscape, and it's ridiculous. And it's not original. It's a cliche for people who know jack shiat about professional sports. News flash...LeBron James is very good.

LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant. Hee will, most likely, win many titles and even more MVPs. Farkers like to beat up on him because he is black, or The Decison, or rich, or dates white women, or cuz he has a slutty mom or wanted to play with his friends, or whatever. He rubs people the wrong way.

Just looking at numbers...You know, actual analysis, I have decided that this player is an absolutely epic talent. He might belong in the pantheon, next to Steve Nash, John Stockton, Larry Bird, and "Thunder" Dan Majerle..

Now, we can talk about suckyness, or records, or DeLonte West, or completely irrelevant things. We can even talk about dunking, which show that LeBron is not as "suck" as you would like to believe. We can even disregard his decision, which was the single most important thing that happened in the NBA.

This professional basketball player is an immortal talent. His performance bears this out. Gay jokes and "I'm a Yankees fan so I know" comments, and other silliness mean nothing. The guy is off the charts good.


I have heard that he has never won a title. Doesn't mean jack shiat if you can't win titles.

His "decision" was by and far not the most important thing to ever happen in the NBA.

And far as the thread goes, wish I wasn't 5 when it happened.

/Did watch the all the championships
//40 pts with the flu? Suck on it Kobe
///LeBron Sucks
 
2011-04-20 03:35:28 PM  

GimpyNip: Ripping LeBron is like ripping ARod. So many people have done it, it's become part of the pop culture landscape, and it's ridiculous. And it's not original. It's a cliche for people who know jack shiat about professional sports. News flash...LeBron James is very good.

LeBron James might be the most talented athlete in society since Cobe Bryant. Hee will, most likely, win many titles and even more MVPs. Farkers like to beat up on him because he is black, or The Decison, or rich, or dates white women, or cuz he has a slutty mom or wanted to play with his friends, or whatever. He rubs people the wrong way.

Just looking at numbers...You know, actual analysis, I have decided that this player is an absolutely epic talent. He might belong in the pantheon, next to Steve Nash, John Stockton, Larry Bird, and "Thunder" Dan Majerle..

Now, we can talk about suckyness, or records, or DeLonte West, or completely irrelevant things. We can even talk about dunking, which show that LeBron is not as "suck" as you would like to believe. We can even disregard his decision, which was the single most important thing that happened in the NBA.

This professional basketball player is an immortal talent. His performance bears this out. Gay jokes and "I'm a Yankees fan so I know" comments, and other silliness mean nothing. The guy is off the charts good.


1/10 Nice try, but you should have thrown in a few african american players.
 
2011-04-20 03:49:53 PM  

ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?

Dude's a fan of the Florida Gators.

Gettin' high and clickin' seatbelts with Ralph Nader

Guy's an interesting political debater.


I'll eat up your retort like a refrigerator-raider
 
2011-04-20 03:58:36 PM  

Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?

Dude's a fan of the Florida Gators.

Gettin' high and clickin' seatbelts with Ralph Nader

Guy's an interesting political debater.

I'll eat up your retort like a refrigerator-raider


Least you could do is tip my waiter.
 
2011-04-20 04:04:15 PM  
My boy Spud Webb was nobodies tater
 
2011-04-20 04:10:37 PM  

ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?

Dude's a fan of the Florida Gators.

Gettin' high and clickin' seatbelts with Ralph Nader

Guy's an interesting political debater.

I'll eat up your retort like a refrigerator-raider

Least you could do is tip my waiter.


Still not as skilled as Space Invader.
 
2011-04-20 04:43:34 PM  

FormlessOne: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?

Dude's a fan of the Florida Gators.

Gettin' high and clickin' seatbelts with Ralph Nader

Guy's an interesting political debater.

I'll eat up your retort like a refrigerator-raider

Least you could do is tip my waiter.

Still not as skilled as Space Invader.


This rhyme has some serious flavor
 
2011-04-20 04:47:24 PM  

Joliet_Jake: FormlessOne: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: ArtosRC: Senor Spielbergo: Hater

Like a crusader.

Chillin with Darth Vader?

Dude's a fan of the Florida Gators.

Gettin' high and clickin' seatbelts with Ralph Nader

Guy's an interesting political debater.

I'll eat up your retort like a refrigerator-raider

Least you could do is tip my waiter.

Still not as skilled as Space Invader.

This rhyme has some serious flavor


Got some Rent-A-Center cuz I pay for shiat later
 
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