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(Daily Mail)   New line of 'abstinence underwear' is designed to prevent teens from having sex by printing Aerosmith song titles on them. (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 172
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2011-04-20 11:03:34 AM  

RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: What if you don't wear panties?

i don't.

thanks for putting that image in my head.


like you ever imagine me clothed.

also, i think these undies would be a deterrent.

i54.tinypic.com
 
2011-04-20 11:05:01 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: MissDayJob: FTFA: Experts said the National Survey of Family Growth findings showed a 'backlash' against the ladette culture of the 1990s in which women thought they could have casual sex like men.

I guess we thought wrong. I'll get back in the kitchen where I belong.

i don't like mayo on my sammiches


Even if it's homemade?
/wut?
//Idon'tevenknowwhatthatmeans
 
2011-04-20 11:05:15 AM  

headstone: Andrew Wiggin: MissDayJob: FTFA: Experts said the National Survey of Family Growth findings showed a 'backlash' against the ladette culture of the 1990s in which women thought they could have casual sex like men.

I guess we thought wrong. I'll get back in the kitchen where I belong.

i don't like mayo on my sammiches


That's not mayo...


That reminds me...

What do you call a fat chick with a yeast infection?

A whopper with cheese.

/yep, I went there
//and you like it.
 
2011-04-20 11:08:35 AM  
"You know, Buffy, I'm a brainless horny teenager and you're a hot young woman. We're already half naked and have been making out for a while now. I can see more of your beautiful, untouched body than I ever have before. But I just stopped to read your undies. You know what? That trite, simplistic statement printed just inches away from your yummy bits has changed my opinion. Rather than continue with the one thing that has been on my mind since we arranged this date, I'm going to squeeze myself back into my jeans and back down. Perhaps a nice peck on the cheek will suffice."
 
2011-04-20 11:09:46 AM  
I love you cause your deuces are wild?
/eeew
 
2011-04-20 11:11:19 AM  

SuperChuck: Andrew Wiggin: how about the lords of acid?

Ha!!!


"Darling come here; Fark me up the...." An instant classic that son is.
 
2011-04-20 11:12:03 AM  

MissDayJob: Even if it's homemade?


depends who is making it. i'd sample your mayo.

/that sounded better in my head
 
2011-04-20 11:14:34 AM  
Dead Kennedys: "Too Drunk to F*ck"
 
2011-04-20 11:23:32 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: MissDayJob: Even if it's homemade?

depends who is making it. i'd sample your mayo.

/that sounded better in my head


heh, worst pickup line ever?
 
2011-04-20 11:30:35 AM  
There once was a girl who's a prude,
"Teen sex before marriage is just crude",
She put on her panty
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Now no man asks for her nude.
 
2011-04-20 11:32:16 AM  

MissDayJob: Andrew Wiggin: MissDayJob: Even if it's homemade?

depends who is making it. i'd sample your mayo.

/that sounded better in my head

heh, worst pickup line ever?


worse than my 'this is my first time out since the rash incident' line?

/has no game
 
2011-04-20 11:36:26 AM  

LewDux: TheGogmagog: Gotta love the sweet taste of India. Lingers on the tip of my tongue.

What artits collection consists of more sex than Aerosmith's body of work? Jackal is nice and lewd then you have the 2 live crew, those are the only worse choices I can think of.

/Seriously I'd like to find similar artists.
//Yes I noticed it but left tit anyway.

Artits, huh?

Not sure about the rest of their bodies of work, but..
Link (new window)
Link (new window)


Thanks for the links and suggetsions everyone. I like the Millie Jackson, of course put me in mind of Berry White. Obvious oversight.

Also reviewed the other classic rock greats, ACDC, Van Hallen and ZZtop. There's plenty of competition yet, I like Aerosmith's style the most.

Joan Jett is full of gems like The French Song. It's much more apealing from her than from a man yet still has the creepy vibe. Also thought of the Bloodhound Gang. Carry on.
 
2011-04-20 11:39:28 AM  
Since I was beat to the punch with my Weeners let me add this; this might actually turn me away from a woman. Because if she's wearing it that means someone in her family is a religious nut job and that kinda crazy generally doesn't skip a generation.

/who am I kidding I'd still do crazy at this point
 
2011-04-20 11:42:08 AM  
Putting pictures of the faces of the members of Aerosmith on the underwear would be more of a deterrent.......
 
2011-04-20 11:43:59 AM  
This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?



Mine was "Home of the Whopper"
 
2011-04-20 11:44:59 AM  

BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"


"Eat Fresh"
 
2011-04-20 11:46:43 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: What if you don't wear panties?

i don't.

thanks for putting that image in my head.

like you ever imagine me clothed.

also, i think these undies would be a deterrent.


Your Mom?
 
2011-04-20 11:49:31 AM  
This is about the most passive aggressive attempt I have ever seen at blaming men for wanton endangerment.

I am guessing if you let him see that much of your panties in private, they are most likely coming off.
 
2011-04-20 11:49:36 AM  

RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: What if you don't wear panties?

i don't.

thanks for putting that image in my head.

like you ever imagine me clothed.

also, i think these undies would be a deterrent.

Your Mom?


unfortunately, mom is bed ridden with cancer.

the pic is just my f*ck buddy.
 
2011-04-20 11:49:43 AM  

BurnShrike: BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"


"Think Outside the Box"
 
2011-04-20 11:52:21 AM  

MissDayJob: BurnShrike: BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"


"Only 7 calories!"
 
2011-04-20 11:52:50 AM  

MissDayJob: BurnShrike: BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"


'have it your way'
 
2011-04-20 11:54:59 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: MissDayJob: BurnShrike: BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"

'have it your way'


Finger licking good
 
2011-04-20 11:55:46 AM  
I'm going to need to see lots of pics of teen girls wearing these undies before I decide if they are successful at keeping me from wanting to have sex with them.

Perhaps a more effective design would be to have Chris Hansen's face on the panties.
 
2011-04-20 11:57:54 AM  

RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: MissDayJob: BurnShrike: BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"

'have it your way'

Finger licking good


"Hot 'n' juicy, right off the grill"
 
2011-04-20 11:58:47 AM  

give me doughnuts: right off the grill


sounds painful
 
2011-04-20 11:59:28 AM  

RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: MissDayJob: BurnShrike: BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"

'have it your way'

Finger licking good


+1!
 
2011-04-20 12:02:23 PM  
This must be a troll; read the About Us (clickety-pop) and note the font...
 
2011-04-20 12:10:10 PM  

give me doughnuts: RedEmily: Andrew Wiggin: MissDayJob: BurnShrike: BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"

'have it your way'

Finger licking good

"Hot 'n' juicy, right off the grill"


Not fast food but "slippery when wet"
 
2011-04-20 12:19:38 PM  
RedEmily BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"

'have it your way'

Finger licking good

"Hot 'n' juicy, right off the grill"

Not fast food but "slippery when wet"

"Fourth Meal" ?
 
2011-04-20 12:20:21 PM  

RedEmily: "slippery when wet"


well, a little friction is good
 
2011-04-20 12:25:05 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: RedEmily: "slippery when wet"

well, a little friction is good



You've never dated a redhead...
 
2011-04-20 12:26:48 PM  

RedEmily: What if you don't wear panties?


Dammm, too late -- I was just going to say, "I don't wear underwear so I'm getting a kick out of these replies..."
 
2011-04-20 12:28:19 PM  
Um...the lyrics to the song are "dream on..." But they are followed with "Dream until your dreams come true" if you know what I mean.
 
2011-04-20 12:29:42 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: RedEmily: What if you don't wear panties?

Dammm, too late -- I was just going to say, "I don't wear underwear so I'm getting a kick out of these replies..."


then you are obviously a whore.

/how YOU doin'?
 
2011-04-20 12:29:59 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: RedEmily: What if you don't wear panties?

Dammm, too late -- I was just going to say, "I don't wear underwear so I'm getting a kick out of these replies..."



If you're a woman, it's never too late to say, "I don't wear underwear."
 
2011-04-20 12:31:25 PM  

dittybopper: "Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie"


I always thought it was creepy that a dude with a daughter as hot as Liv Tyler has a song with that line in it.
 
2011-04-20 12:37:33 PM  
That article was only good for pictures of teens in their underwear. And it wasn't very good at that.
 
2011-04-20 12:38:15 PM  

BowtoMogul: If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Five. Five dollar...
 
2011-04-20 12:38:39 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: RedEmily: What if you don't wear panties?

Dammm, too late -- I was just going to say, "I don't wear underwear so I'm getting a kick out of these replies..."


Yours was better but mine was faster.
 
2011-04-20 12:40:19 PM  

BowtoMogul: RedEmily BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"

'have it your way'

Finger licking good

"Hot 'n' juicy, right off the grill"

Not fast food but "slippery when wet"

"Fourth Meal" ?


Where a kid can be a kid?

/sorry
 
kgf
2011-04-20 12:40:20 PM  
But how will they read those slogans in the dark back seat of a 1998 Camry?
 
2011-04-20 01:01:02 PM  
I found what is most likely a much more effective type of abstinence underwear:
images1.cpcache.com
 
2011-04-20 01:06:34 PM  
Just Push Play.
 
2011-04-20 01:09:29 PM  

TheGogmagog: LewDux: TheGogmagog: Gotta love the sweet taste of India. Lingers on the tip of my tongue.

What artits collection consists of more sex than Aerosmith's body of work? Jackal is nice and lewd then you have the 2 live crew, those are the only worse choices I can think of.

/Seriously I'd like to find similar artists.
//Yes I noticed it but left tit anyway.

Artits, huh?

Not sure about the rest of their bodies of work, but..
Link (new window)
Link (new window)

Thanks for the links and suggetsions everyone. I like the Millie Jackson, of course put me in mind of Berry White. Obvious oversight.


Visual (^, ^, ^) and lyrical (^, ^, ^, ^, etc) "sequels" to Slow Tongue
 
2011-04-20 01:10:25 PM  

Djembe: Just Push Play.


Lovely. Add your own punctuation and it becomes lovelier.

/Hem hem hem
 
2011-04-20 01:11:38 PM  
If I'm reading her panties I've got odds that I'm getting into them.
 
2011-04-20 01:15:22 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: how about the lords of acid?


♪♫ The Crab Louse ♪♫

And for U2 Fans...
♪♫ Sunday, Bloody Sunday ♪♫
 
2011-04-20 01:18:59 PM  

SuperChuck: BowtoMogul: RedEmily BowtoMogul: This seems like the right place to pose the question that almost got me fired from a Reputable american Restaurant.
So I ask you Fark:

If you had to get a Fast Food slogan tattooed above your junk what would it be?


Mine was "Home of the Whopper"

"Eat Fresh"

"Think Outside the Box"

'have it your way'

Finger licking good

"Hot 'n' juicy, right off the grill"

Not fast food but "slippery when wet"

"Fourth Meal" ?

Where a kid can be a kid?

/sorry


$5 Foot Long
 
2011-04-20 01:20:04 PM  

stonicus: And for U2 Fans...
♪♫ Sunday, Bloody Sunday ♪♫



And she's still wearin' 'em on Tuesday night...
 
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