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(Daily Mail)   New line of 'abstinence underwear' is designed to prevent teens from having sex by printing Aerosmith song titles on them. (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 172
    More: Unlikely, Aerosmith, teenage pregnancy, abstinence, sexual abstinence  
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2011-04-20 07:20:04 AM  
♪♫You probably wont feel a thiiing♫♪
 
2011-04-20 07:21:43 AM  
Wait, Wait:

Cryin'
Back in the Saddle
The Other Side
Pink

These are underwear slogans I can get behind
 
2011-04-20 08:02:25 AM  
"what would your mother do"

...

get pregnant, apparently.
 
2011-04-20 08:03:45 AM  

deffuse: ♪♫You probably wont feel a thiiing♫♪


Whatever I had, it ain't that good. Damn You.
 
2011-04-20 08:23:31 AM  
10 inch record
 
2011-04-20 08:34:06 AM  
Avoid the girls in the Dude Looks Like a Lady panties.
 
2011-04-20 08:36:53 AM  
Isn't every Aerosmith song about sex?
 
2011-04-20 08:37:57 AM  

kronicfeld: Avoid the girls in the Dude Looks Like a Lady panties.


Same with Janie's Got a Gun.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-04-20 08:50:53 AM  
If hers say "rag doll", go home and come back next week.
 
2011-04-20 08:53:13 AM  

ZAZ: If hers say "rag doll", go home and come back next week.


Groan.
/applause
 
2011-04-20 09:00:06 AM  
♫♪ I don't wanna miss a thing ♫♪
 
2011-04-20 09:01:20 AM  
♫♪ Come Together ♫♪
 
2011-04-20 09:20:19 AM  
Wouldn't it be better just to put Stephen Tyler's fave on them?
 
2011-04-20 09:20:52 AM  
Toys in the Attic
 
2011-04-20 09:20:54 AM  

ne2d: kronicfeld: Avoid the girls in the Dude Looks Like a Lady panties.

Same with Janie's Got a Gun.


Came here to say this.
 
2011-04-20 09:20:59 AM  

Grables'Daughter: ♫♪ Come Together ♫♪


Not an Aerosmith song, just a cover. You only get half credit.
 
2011-04-20 09:21:11 AM  
I would think Aerosmith underwear would not only lead to more sex, but more interesting sex.

"Okay, wear your 'Love in an Elevator' knickers and meet me at the Bank of America skyscraper!"
 
2011-04-20 09:21:46 AM  
I think they should get Bristol Palin as their official spokes-biatch.
 
2011-04-20 09:22:35 AM  
You ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a muffin ?
 
2011-04-20 09:22:41 AM  
What would MY mother do?

Jesus. I shudder to imagine.
 
2011-04-20 09:22:47 AM  
What would Subby's mother do? Probably try to steal her daughter's boyfriend and fark him.
 
2011-04-20 09:23:04 AM  
Wouldn't the most effective means be to print a photo of Steven Tyler (especially in his current 'wrinkly monkey crossed with eccentric old lady from the garden club' look)?
 
2011-04-20 09:23:39 AM  
Its not an Aerosmith lyric until "sassafras" is somehow mentioned
 
2011-04-20 09:23:43 AM  
Abstinence underwear?

Dream on.
 
2011-04-20 09:24:11 AM  
this thread is already full of win
 
2011-04-20 09:24:34 AM  

propasaurus: Isn't every Aerosmith song about sex?


St. John
Hangman Jury

Er... Those are all I can think of that aren't about sex. Unsurprisingly, they're also my two favorites. :)
 
2011-04-20 09:25:03 AM  

EatHam: "what would your mother do"

...

get pregnant, apparently.


WE HAVE A WINNER!
 
2011-04-20 09:25:55 AM  
Train Kept a rollin'
 
2011-04-20 09:26:16 AM  

EatHam: "what would your mother do"

...

get pregnant, apparently.


Came to say the same thing. The record states that she would have sex.

Also, Dream on? Ok, no problem. I will go ahead and dream about you getting sodomized by a mountain goat with a Mountain Dew bottle while masterbating furiously. That doesn't creep you out, does it?
 
2011-04-20 09:27:14 AM  
♫♪ Dream On ♫♪
 
2011-04-20 09:27:36 AM  
Steven Tyler's picture would do the trick for me.
 
2011-04-20 09:27:39 AM  
Actually, just putting 'F.I.N.E.' on panties would suffice.

At least it would be accurate.
 
2011-04-20 09:27:48 AM  
Abstinence underwear:

saratoday.files.wordpress.com

The pictures FTFA are pretty hot. I'd totally hit that.
 
2011-04-20 09:28:20 AM  
My old lady wears "back in the saddle again" panties. Hers is very leathery and dry.
 
mjl
2011-04-20 09:29:00 AM  
"What would your mother do?" lets ask xkcd...

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2011-04-20 09:29:33 AM  
I think if you're already down to your underwear, the question of abstinence may already be answered.
 
2011-04-20 09:29:48 AM  

ne2d: kronicfeld: Avoid the girls in the Dude Looks Like a Lady panties.

Same with Janie's Got a Gun.


Came here to say this
 
2011-04-20 09:30:04 AM  
Needs to include the following bands, in order:

Moist
Pink
Bush
Hole
 
2011-04-20 09:30:32 AM  
New line of 'abstinence underwear' is designed to cause Seasons of Whither?
 
2011-04-20 09:30:51 AM  
Amazing
Living on the Edge
Falling in love is hard on the knees.
Rats in the cellar.
 
2011-04-20 09:31:03 AM  
Probably not valid if you're 20 and your mom is 34.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-04-20 09:31:44 AM  
Daaaaaaayam. I know what I'm dreaming about after that article
 
2011-04-20 09:31:58 AM  
I'm sure this will be as effective as those "Above the Influence" commercials.
 
2011-04-20 09:33:57 AM  
Take 'em off, problem solved.
 
2011-04-20 09:34:02 AM  

Grass Hopper: I think if you're already down to your underwear, the question of abstinence may already be answered.


It also kind of encourages the girl to show her underwear. Most likely while making fun of her idiot parents. This fits in well with the abstinence-only crowd's obvious desire to increase teenage pregnancy.

Seriously, name one thing they've done that has actually reduced teen pregnancy. Driving their daughter to the clinic after Jim Bob knocked her up doesn't count.
 
2011-04-20 09:34:27 AM  

deffuse: Wait, Wait:

Cryin'

These are underwear slogans I can get behind


Um, rape much?

ne2d: kronicfeld: Avoid the girls in the Dude Looks Like a Lady panties.

Same with Janie's Got a Gun.


or Seasons of Wither.
 
2011-04-20 09:34:38 AM  
If they'd have gone with the Stones they could have sold matching sets: You Can't Always Get What You Want for her and I Can't Get No Satisfaction for him.
 
2011-04-20 09:35:49 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: If they'd have gone with the Stones they could have sold matching sets: You Can't Always Get What You Want for her and I Can't Get No Satisfaction for him.


Beautiful.
 
2011-04-20 09:39:50 AM  
gotta love the sweet taste of India
lingers on the tip of my tongue
 
2011-04-20 09:39:58 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: If they'd have gone with the Stones they could have sold matching sets: You Can't Always Get What You Want for her and I Can't Get No Satisfaction for him.


Came here to say something about Satisfaction; great call on You Can't Always Get What You Want
 
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