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(Some Guy)   New guidelines could double Alzheimer's cases. In other news, new guidelines could double Alzheimer's cases   (health.yahoo.net) divider line 52
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2011-04-19 10:34:22 PM
This meme will never die.

/not that i don't want it to
//this meme will never die
///not that i don't want it to
 
2011-04-19 11:27:43 PM
My case of Alzheimer's doesn't need to be doubled, thanks

/I might start voting Republican
 
2011-04-20 12:55:38 AM
I've been saying I'm there for years.

I credit my environment.

Thanks, plastics and corporatocracy.

You farked forever.

Well done.

;)
 
2011-04-20 12:56:16 AM
gameshowhost: This meme will never die.

/not that i don't want it to
//this meme will never die
///not that i don't want it to


That's good, because I've heard it will never die. Which is a good thing because new guidelines could double Alzheimer's cases, and that means the Alzheimer's meme will never die. Not that you or I would want it to.
 
2011-04-20 12:57:45 AM
Don't have enough funding? Redefine your disease to make more people have it.
 
2011-04-20 12:58:01 AM
Well, at least... uh, something.
 
2011-04-20 12:58:33 AM
I don't get it, Alzheimer's patients don't repeat things that make sense.
 
2011-04-20 12:59:13 AM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: gameshowhost: This meme will never die.

/not that i don't want it to
//this meme will never die
///not that i don't want it to

That's good, because I've heard it will never die. Which is a good thing because new guidelines could double Alzheimer's cases, and that means the Alzheimer's meme will never die. Not that you or I would want it to.


Snark is farked.

We've dug the grave, friend.

Now we fill it.

;)
 
2011-04-20 01:01:41 AM
The what?
 
2011-04-20 01:02:14 AM
What did you say about Alzheimer's doubleing the number of guidelines?
 
2011-04-20 01:02:22 AM
I don't get it, Alzheimer's patients don't repeat things that make sense.
 
2011-04-20 01:02:37 AM
That means Alzheimer's cases could quadruple!
 
2011-04-20 01:02:43 AM
Just like how new guidelines doubled or tripled the rate of autism.
 
2011-04-20 01:03:23 AM
What's everyone talking about? I came into this thread to get some milk for my Alzheimer's, and now my cat won't shut.

Bah, it's not like that crook Nixon will do anything to help the little guy. What we need is new guidelines for Alzheimer's. That would really steam my milk. Hot dog!
 
2011-04-20 01:14:30 AM
Oh, wonderful.

/I work by myself overnights in a memory care unit.
//About to become a resident myself.
///Alzheimers is great. You get to meet new people every day.
 
2011-04-20 01:16:08 AM
wildcardjack: Just like how new guidelines doubled or tripled the rate of autism.

Yes, Autism Spectrum is a scam. My two year old was diagnosed with it and now he's four and has started to read and and talks about everything. $$$$$$$

A second independent opinion cleared everything up.
 
2011-04-20 01:17:16 AM
joelybarger: Oh, wonderful.

/I work by myself overnights in a memory care unit.
//About to become a resident myself.
///Alzheimers is great. You get to meet new people every day.


Wait till they hide their own easter eggs!
 
2011-04-20 01:19:31 AM
I was told there would be no pancakes.
 
2011-04-20 01:19:46 AM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: joelybarger: Oh, wonderful.

/I work by myself overnights in a memory care unit.
//About to become a resident myself.
///Alzheimers is great. You get to meet new people every day.

Wait till they hide their own easter eggs!


Awesome. I'm at work right now and I really needed that. Than you.
 
2011-04-20 01:21:59 AM
I mean thank you.
 
2011-04-20 01:28:14 AM
Just remember to remember to forget you forgot me.
 
2011-04-20 01:33:11 AM
Fuggedaboutit!
 
2011-04-20 01:33:12 AM
Why would they want more people to get Alzheimers?

That's messed up.
 
2011-04-20 01:35:58 AM
I've got one lady pounding on the outside of a closet door begging to be let out, and another just offered to sell me Ireland for $1000.
 
2011-04-20 01:44:03 AM
This headline had been overdone. However, congrats on the fresh headline, subby!
 
2011-04-20 01:47:19 AM
joelybarger: I've got one lady pounding on the outside of a closet door begging to be let out, and another just offered to sell me Ireland for $1000.

That actually sounds like a good deal for Ireland. Have her give you a ten and tell her to charge you interest until it matures into $1000.
 
2011-04-20 01:48:39 AM
The All-Powerful Atheismo: This headline had been overdone. However, congrats on the fresh headline, subby!

Quit I say quit stealin mah thunder, young'n.
 
2011-04-20 01:48:40 AM
Is there some really good reason they want to do this?

[reads article]

Oh...actually, there is:

"We thought our best chance for disease-modifying therapy was to detect evidence of the disease and intervene much earlier."

As in cancer and diabetes, McKhann pointed out, if you're trying therapies "only in people who have advanced dementia, the chances of them working is not very great."

"We're worried that there could be drugs around now that could be beneficial but that we could be using them too late in the disease course," added Albert.


So if you identify someone with the very early symptoms of Alzheimers, you can give them treatments that might prevent the disease from progressing into Alzheimer's; rather than doing what we've been doing, which is waiting till the person actually has the disease, and trying to cure it afterwards. Gotcha. Makes sense to me.
 
2011-04-20 02:05:54 AM
FREE JACK PAAR
 
2011-04-20 02:10:49 AM
Link (new window)
 
2011-04-20 02:17:07 AM
Who are you people and what are you doing in my thread????
 
2011-04-20 02:22:11 AM
joelybarger: I've got one lady pounding on the outside of a closet door begging to be let out, and another just offered to sell me Ireland for $1000.

Tell the second lady you already paid her for Ireland and charge the first one a toll to get out of the closet.
 
2011-04-20 02:31:30 AM
I think this Alzheimer's one could be the best new meme of '11. +1 subby.

/worried about getting this when I get older
//practicing with being blackout-functional now just in case
 
2011-04-20 03:05:14 AM
I'm gonna forget I ever read this crap. Did I tell ya 'bout the time...?
 
2011-04-20 03:06:10 AM
I think my dad has Alzheimer's. But I can't prove it. My mom says he's fine.
 
2011-04-20 03:30:43 AM
I can't believe this. I've scrolled down this entire comments section about Alzheimer's and I don't recall reading a single gag where someone repeats something that's already been written.

The only way I could be more disappointed would be if this were the comments section of an article about Alzheimer's.
 
2011-04-20 03:38:11 AM
ShadyLamarr: The only way I could be more disappointed would be if this were the comments section of an article about Alzheimer's.

I thought this article was about Alzheimer's?

/that said, dealing with someone with the Alz is difficult and heartbreaking.
 
2011-04-20 03:38:32 AM
Actually alzheimers is caused by a buildup of fibrous plaques in the brain, which disrupts synapses and causes parts of the brain to atrophy. The only way to conclusively diagnose alzheimers is to cut the patient's brain open and look; so it can only be conclusively diagnosed after death. Before that it can only be diagnosed as dementia.
 
2011-04-20 03:45:24 AM
spaten: wildcardjack: Just like how new guidelines doubled or tripled the rate of autism.

Yes, Autism Spectrum is a scam. My two year old was diagnosed with it and now he's four and has started to read and and talks about everything. $$$$$$$

A second independent opinion cleared everything up.


I didn't even contemplate a scam. I just saw bad science. With your mention I think it might be interesting to see if there are scams beyond the anti-vax and facilitated communication.
 
2011-04-20 03:52:33 AM
joelybarger: Actually alzheimers is caused by a buildup of fibrous plaques in the brain, which disrupts synapses and causes parts of the brain to atrophy. The only way to conclusively diagnose alzheimers is to cut the patient's brain open and look; so it can only be conclusively diagnosed after death. Before that it can only be diagnosed as dementia.

Is that why Einstein's son was a schizophrenic?
 
2011-04-20 04:20:15 AM
Why do people think it's funny to repeat alzheimer's jokes twice? Not only that, they think it's funny to repeat alzheimer's jokes twice, and they think it's funny to repeat alzheimer's jokes twice.
 
2011-04-20 05:07:14 AM
Alzheimer's is a disease very close to my life and livelihood. I take care of 9(sometimes as many as 11) sick and dying people(direct care). Alzheimer's is the most horrifying disease I have known. I've seen a lot of terrible things that life has to offer, but none worse than Alzheimer's disease. It is a slow dissent in to madness and death.
 
2011-04-20 06:04:09 AM
Sun God: I think my dad has Alzheimer's. But I can't prove it. My mom says he's fine.

Well: he may have Alzheimer's, but at least he doesn't have Alzheimer's.

/aisle seat please.

/aisle seat please.
 
2011-04-20 06:36:04 AM
You know, the second thing to go is your memory.

I SAID, THE SECOND ... oh screw it.
 
2011-04-20 08:31:00 AM
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R.I.P ELISABETH SLADEN
 
2011-04-20 10:58:37 AM
Astra Zeneca may be able to help.
 
2011-04-20 12:00:46 PM
Well, that is good news.

It is good news because the earlier you detect risk, the more risk is detected. Once the risk is detected, you can plan for it, reducing the risk.

When I was a child, there was no Alzheimer's Disease at all. People just got senile for no reason except aging. We have broken up aging into several new diseases and senilty into dozens of syndromes that weaken memory, logic and judgment. This is good. It is good to know things that you can do something about, or try to learn more about in hopes of doing something later.

The longer we live, the more of us will get Alzheimer's. But we will be prepared. We can start preparing now, by thinking more often and more clearly. One thing you might start to think more often about and more clearly is the environment, especially global warming. Because not thinking clearly about global warming causes Alzheimer's to be worse when you get it. Of course, that's true about anything. You could think about rabbits and it would help exercise your brain more than watching TV. Unless you are watching Bugs Bunny. Humour is the best medicine, except in the USA, where Humor is the best medicine.

We are all aging at a rate of one second per second, except for a few of us who are travelling really, really fast. Well, relative to the rest of us. We are all travelling really, really fast relative to something--the Sun, the Great Galaxy of Andromeda, etc.

It is good that we are slowly breaking up aging into problems we can solve rather than leaving it one giant messy lump of ignorance.

Ignorance is not bliss. Perhaps there are things one is better off not knowing, but that isn't true ignorance, because there are things which you can do nothing about, even with full knowledge of them. Ignorance is a positive evil, an active evil. Simply not knowing and not caring is relatively harmless compared to active, self-perpetuating ignorance.

Ignorance per se is not evil, but it often is so stupid that it looks like evil.

"It taint the things that you don't know that does the harm, it's the things that taint so."--Will Rogers.

I always have to stop and think "Not Roy, Will Rogers." A glitch in my memory which threatens to become ignorance. Roy had Trigger. Will had politics.
 
2011-04-20 01:49:49 PM
ALZHEIMER'S THREAD!!!11!!!

www.eseacss.com
 
2011-04-20 02:16:21 PM
My local news channel was also reporting the other day that the inability to detect sarcasm is an early indicator of alzheimer's.
 
2011-04-20 03:51:06 PM
Mother-in-law just died after suffering with AD for about 10 years, so getting a kick..

Alzheimer's sucks. It took my wonderful, loving, funny mom away and replaced her with this shell of a primal being. She'd be so horrified at the ways she ended up behaving towards the end, biting and kicking, refusing to cooperate with the simplest tasks (changing clothes, eating, bathing, brushing teeth). It took her dignity away completely.

The current drugs do not attempt to *cure* Alzheimer's, they simply prolong the downhill slide, slowing the progression. This is fine while the person is reasonably healthy and can function in a somewhat normal way, but there is a point where the drugs are only delaying the inevitable. In the end, we finally convinced the rest of her family that this was NOT a good thing, it was not helping her in any way and she was absolutely unhappy. Thankfully, she passed away peacefully, her body shut down and she "went away" without pain.

Alzheimer's sucks and any progress that can be made by earlier diagnosis is welcome. No one should be subjected to this disease and I hope that someday they figure out how to stop the plaque build up. Especially before my husband starts showing signs.. cuz I ain't changing his diaper! =P (I keed.. mostly)
 
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