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I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body		2011-04-20 01:00:29 AM

SPLAMM: Fell In Love With a Chair: Moving to this area in a month or so.... CA farkers, how worried should I be? :\

That depends, does your street name start with a number or the name of a civil rights hero that stood for peace and tolerance?

Zing!

/never ever want to break down on a street with the letters "M L and K" in the name...

try fect taa daa		2011-04-20 01:01:36 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: foxbrook78: Fell In Love With a Chair: Moving to this area in a month or so.... CA farkers, how worried should I be? :\

Where? Town/city names and I can take a guess... not from here, been here 6 years.

Rancho Cordova, which seems to be about ten minutes away. I'm sorta new to California.

isn't that the home of monoprice...

johnsmith99		2011-04-20 01:08:27 AM

SPLAMM: Fell In Love With a Chair: Moving to this area in a month or so.... CA farkers, how worried should I be? :\

That depends, does your street name start with a number or the name of a civil rights hero that stood for peace and tolerance?

In California, you want to avoid living in cities with names that end with heights, gardens, or park.

thenateman		2011-04-20 01:16:29 AM

AcneVulgaris: You'd piddle yer britches if you ever met that guy in person.

He's probably 5'3", 120 pounds. He could probably kick my ass, but unless he's armed he doesn't randomly start shiat with someone who's a foot taller and almost 100 pounds heavier than him.

/Wouldn't piddle my britches
//Not that you were talking to me

Hop-Frog		2011-04-20 01:33:14 AM

AcneVulgaris: You'd piddle yer britches...

Now that's a well-turned phrase. "Piddle Britches" will likely be my go-to insult for the next day or three.

Fell In Love With a Chair		2011-04-20 01:48:35 AM

johnsmith99: SPLAMM: Fell In Love With a Chair: Moving to this area in a month or so.... CA farkers, how worried should I be? :\

That depends, does your street name start with a number or the name of a civil rights hero that stood for peace and tolerance?

In California, you want to avoid living in cities with names that end with heights, gardens, or park.

Excellent advice! Thank you!!

deadsanta		2011-04-20 01:52:08 AM

AcneVulgaris: Calmamity: Dude, the "N" in COMPTON" is backwards.

If you're going to completely fu*k up your face forever, take the time to make sure you at least get the letters right.

...you did that in a mirror yourself, didn't you? Jesus you're pathetic.

You'd piddle yer britches if you ever met that guy in person.

Luckily I doubt anyone will be meeting him until he's well past middle-aged, and I'll be even older and piddling my britches for a different reason then.

twfeline		2011-04-20 01:53:39 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: Rancho Cordova, which seems to be about ten minutes away. I'm sorta new to California.

Careful about hanging around Folsom Blvd from Mather Field to Sunrise Blvd., and the Mather Field Rd. areas after dark.

Gyrfalcon		2011-04-20 01:56:54 AM

He may as well go to prison, he's never gonna be able to get a job anymore...even when he decides gangster life is the shiats and wants to go straight.

That usually kicks in for these guys around age 35 or so--assuming they live that long--and unless they are OGs--when they've got itty-bitty gangsters of their own and they look around one day and suddenly realize all their homies are dead or spending life in the SHU in Pelican Bay, they're the only ones left, and they'd like something better for little Juan and Angela besides an early grave and 93 kids. The thriving business of tattoo removal down here in So Cal did NOT start with spoiled starlets deciding that tramp stamps were so last year, but with gangbangers discovering there was really life after thug life.

Once you've got the eyelid tattoo, though, you're in it forever, so you may as well go down swinging, I guess.

twfeline		2011-04-20 01:58:29 AM

the_end_is_rear:
I live in Roseville and work in downtown sac.
Just avoid south sac, Florin, Meadowview, Natomas, Arden Acade area

Don't forget Oak Park, and Franklin Blvd from Broadway on south to Florin.

gutter_ca/fl		2011-04-20 02:04:24 AM

Dude, if you're leaving Bakersfield, it doesn't matter, with the exception of Fresno. fark that pit of hell.

/year and a half there
//all the air quality of la plus 120°F

Fell In Love With a Chair		2011-04-20 03:03:09 AM

twfeline: the_end_is_rear:
I live in Roseville and work in downtown sac.
Just avoid south sac, Florin, Meadowview, Natomas, Arden Acade area
Don't forget Oak Park, and Franklin Blvd from Broadway on south to Florin.

I'm writing all of this down! Thank you!!

gutter_ca/fl: Dude, if you're leaving Bakersfield, it doesn't matter, with the exception of Fresno. fark that pit of hell.
/year and a half there
//all the air quality of la plus 120°F

I spent half the year as a security systems installer- that meant crawling around in attics all day in 120 degree heat. I'm actually not sure how I survived (I'm not built for heat, I'm from the frozen northeast), there were quite a few close calls.

/Someone else who knows my pain!
//fark Fresno with a rake, and Bako with two

gutter_ca/fl		2011-04-20 03:34:13 AM

Fell In Love With a Chair: twfeline: the_end_is_rear:
I live in Roseville and work in downtown sac.
Just avoid south sac, Florin, Meadowview, Natomas, Arden Acade area
Don't forget Oak Park, and Franklin Blvd from Broadway on south to Florin.

I'm writing all of this down! Thank you!!

gutter_ca/fl: Dude, if you're leaving Bakersfield, it doesn't matter, with the exception of Fresno. fark that pit of hell.
/year and a half there
//all the air quality of la plus 120°F

I spent half the year as a security systems installer- that meant crawling around in attics all day in 120 degree heat. I'm actually not sure how I survived (I'm not built for heat, I'm from the frozen northeast), there were quite a few close calls.

/Someone else who knows my pain!
//fark Fresno with a rake, and Bako with two

I biked to work. Second shift. My lab was next door to a refinery, two freeways, and miles of barren oilfields. I walked through dust storms with my banana and shades on, eyes closed. How did we both get so cursed?

/now in san diego
//originally from far nor cal
///fark the valley

jingks		2011-04-20 03:43:30 AM

Kevin72: But people who do know can't spell a phrase like "a lot"?

I don't know whether to go with [notsureifserious.jpg] or [thatsthejoke.jpg].

Little.Alex		2011-04-20 04:55:45 AM

Kevin72: Godscrack: Calmamity: There's only one "l" in "cholo".

Don't feel bad. Alott of people don't know that.

But people who do know can't spell a phrase like "a lot"?

/Alott? Alouetta je te plumerai and no I can't spell French.

"Many" is the word you're blindly groping for.

HKW		2011-04-20 07:24:52 AM

DavidVincent: His proud heritage:

... and the reason why I was never 'ashamed' of the Conquistadors..

vudukungfu		2011-04-20 08:11:46 AM

Anyone here having a problem with the death penalty needs to spend an afternoon with this farkup.
He'll change your mind.

/Has no problem shooting scum like this on general prince of bell airs

SirEattonHogg		2011-04-20 08:25:36 AM

Yo Pacman!

I am a nightmare walking, psychopath talking
King of my jungle just a gangster stalking
Living life like a firecracker quick is my fuse
Then dead as a deathpack the colors I choose
Red or Blue, Cuz or Blood, it just don't matter
Sucker die for your life when my shotgun scatters
We gangs of L.A. will never die - just multiply

You see they hit us then we hit them
Then we hit them and they hit us, man
It's like a war, ya know what I'm sayin'
People dont even understand
They don't even know what they dealing with
You wanna get rid of the gangs it's gonna take a lotta work
But people don't understand the size of this
This is no joke man, this is real

You don't know me, fool
You disown me, cool
I don't need your assistance, social persistance
Any problem I got I just put my fist in
My life is violent but violent is life
Peace is a dream, reality is a knife
My colors, my honour, my colors, my all
With my colors upon me one soldier stands tall
Tell me what have you left me, what have I got
Last night in cold blood my young brother got shot
My home got jacked
My mother's on crack
My sister can't work cause her arms show trax
Madness insanity live in profanity
Then some punk claimin' they understandin' me
Give me a break, what world do you live in
Death is my sect, guess my religion

Yeah, preach it old school Ice-T!

rattchett		2011-04-20 12:23:01 PM

Calmamity: Dude, the "N" in COMPTON" is backwards.

If you're going to completely fu*k up your face forever, take the time to make sure you at least get the letters right.

...you did that in a mirror yourself, didn't you? Jesus you're pathetic.

No, his name is Jose. Jesus is his brother.

Ignominiousbob		2011-04-20 03:40:25 PM

Calmamity: Dude, the "N" in COMPTON" is backwards.

He doesn't play by society's rules.

SPLAMM		2011-04-20 06:19:54 PM

Fell In Love With a Chair: Rancho
There are 2 parts to Rancho Cordova, one is Detroit in it's heyday and one is Detroit today. Hope you are moving to heyday or else your liquor stores will have locks and chicken wire on the fridge that holds the 40 ouncers. I call that area Rancho Basura(Spanish for garbage).

Fell In Love With a Chair		2011-04-21 04:05:55 AM

gutter_ca/fl:
/now in san diego
//originally from far nor cal
///fark the valley

That's just brutal O__O fark the valley indeed, congrats on escaping!

SPLAMM: Fell In Love With a Chair: Rancho
There are 2 parts to Rancho Cordova, one is Detroit in it's heyday and one is Detroit today. Hope you are moving to heyday or else your liquor stores will have locks and chicken wire on the fridge that holds the 40 ouncers. I call that area Rancho Basura(Spanish for garbage).

Okay, that made me lol. Though the Detroit analogy is kind of scary! I'm definitely stealing the Rancho Basura comment, with your permission. : )

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