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(NW Florida Daily News)   Woman on the lam after shoving 18-pack of beer up her blouse ... wait, how do you hide an 18-pack under your blouse unless you're wearing an Eddie Bauer tent?   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 37
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gunsmack [TotalFark]
2011-04-19 01:12:22 PM
Gonna go out on a limb here and guess that this is a very large woman.

/at large too
 
Milamber1a
2011-04-19 01:14:01 PM
img.youtube.com

Can tell Subby how to steal alot more than an 18 pack under the blouse.
 
G-Webb
2011-04-19 01:14:10 PM
Ummm...
What?
 
olapbill
2011-04-19 01:18:08 PM
hey i know her! I met her in a hotel lobby.
Have you ever seen her grind? good stuff.
 
radioman_
2011-04-19 01:19:18 PM
Later, the 26-year-old owner of the Impala dropped Nikki off at an unknown location, the report said.

I love that sentence. It quivers with implication.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-04-19 01:21:20 PM
Sounds like she has big boobs and brings beer. Wish the article had her number.
 
girljen
2011-04-19 01:23:30 PM
Don't get greedy.
I can fit a 6-pack in my purse.
 
Erebus1954
2011-04-19 01:24:29 PM
An 18-pack? They'll never make a case out of that.
 
BurnShrike
2011-04-19 01:24:39 PM
girljen: Don't get greedy.
I can fit a 6-pack in my purse.

Sounds good, but what are you gonna drink?
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-04-19 01:25:44 PM
olapbill: hey i know her! I met her in a hotel lobby.
Have you ever seen her grind? good stuff.

Magazine.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2011-04-19 01:27:16 PM
Erebus1954: An 18-pack? They'll never make a case out of that.


Stop it!

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
Andrew Wiggin [TotalFark]
2011-04-19 01:34:28 PM
girljen: Don't get greedy.
I can fit a 6-pack in my purse.

good for an hour, then what?
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2011-04-19 01:36:17 PM
I assume this is a Mexican woman, because they grow a pouch around 15.
/you know it's true just look at one
 
olapbill
2011-04-19 01:37:48 PM
drjekel_mrhyde: I assume this is a Mexican woman, because they grow a pouch around 15.
/you know it's true just look at one

I did not know they were marsupials.
huh. why don't they just smuggle each other over the border then?
 
Salmon
2011-04-19 01:38:30 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
G1AndyP
2011-04-19 01:39:26 PM
Reminds me of that woman on Worlds Dumbest who tried to steel a case of beer by holding it between her legs and waddling out the store. It didn't work.
 
barefoot in the head
2011-04-19 01:41:56 PM
Oh, the concavity?
 
mralphabet
2011-04-19 01:48:11 PM
obligatory

i.ytimg.com
 
FuryOfFirestorm
2011-04-19 01:51:31 PM
nolongerquivering.com"Amateur! I have a brewery stashed in my cootch!"
 
LL316
2011-04-19 01:54:17 PM
Somewhere Larry David can be seen making the V sign.

/Get it?
 
namegoeshere
2011-04-19 01:57:56 PM
She stole it from Tom Thumb. It was a teeny tiny 18 pack.
 
WeenerGord
2011-04-19 01:59:08 PM
I've heard that the "bra test" is to press a pencil up under the breast and see if it stays there.

But if you can press an 18/pack under there and run out of the store without it falling out...dayam, girl. Those are some floppers.

/dnrtfa...yet
 
cwsfa
2011-04-19 02:05:47 PM
Size XXXL... the perfect crime.

www.shoppingblog.com
 
elev8meL8r
2011-04-19 02:05:53 PM
WeenerGord: But if you can press an 18/pack under there and run out of the store without it falling out...dayam, girl. Those are some floppers.

Milwaukee's Beast, indeed.
 
Kuta
2011-04-19 02:30:45 PM
BUSTED!

www.outofaces.com
 
wombatsrus
2011-04-19 02:37:02 PM
tijuanacrackwhore.com

" Sigh...now just how did she do that?"
 
ilgallo
2011-04-19 02:41:49 PM
I was unaware beer was available in an 18-pack configuration.
 
Clint_Torres
2011-04-19 03:40:28 PM
ilgallo: I was unaware beer was available in an 18-pack configuration.

You obviously don't drink Budweiser products.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-04-19 03:44:02 PM
ilgallo: I was unaware beer was available in an 18-pack configuration.

As far as the cheap stuff goes, I'm pretty sure I was in my 20s before I figured out it was sold any other way.

/besides kegs
//yeah, I drink lots of crappy beer
 
olapbill
2011-04-19 03:47:32 PM
Clint_Torres: ilgallo: I was unaware beer was available in an 18-pack configuration.

You obviously don't drink Budweiser products.

to be fair , he did say he was unaware beer was available in an 18-pack configuration
 
twfeline
2011-04-19 04:34:04 PM
Cue the photos of 600-pound women.

/I'll be here in the corner, quietly weeping.
 
SueDisco
2011-04-19 04:34:51 PM
I have a friend who smuggled a 750ml bottle of vodka into a bar in a formal dress under her boobs. Yes, she is big. Still one of the most impressive feats I've seen successfully attempted.
 
elev8meL8r
2011-04-19 04:36:51 PM
SueDisco: I have a friend who smuggled a 750ml bottle of vodka into a bar in a formal dress under her boobs. Yes, she is big. Still one of the most impressive feats I've seen successfully attempted.

uvtblog.com
 
WeenerGord
2011-04-19 04:47:33 PM
SueDisco: most impressive f teats

ftfy
 
Jamieboy
2011-04-20 07:40:40 AM
An 18 pack of beer? Never heard of beer in 18 packs. 6, 12, 24, 30 but never 18. Is that a Florida thing?
 
cwsfa
2011-04-20 11:19:59 AM
Jamieboy: ...Is that a Florida thing?

No, they're sold in New York too. I think it's a Budweiser/Coors/Miller thing, though.
 
K3rmy
2011-04-20 11:30:04 AM
Not to unheard of. A quick GIS brings a story of a guy who shoved an 18 pack down his pants and tried to high tail it.

Link (new window)
 
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