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(I-Mockery)   Move over Great Pumpkin, the Spectral Groper is here!   ( divider line
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2108 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Oct 2001 at 10:36 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-22 10:59:27 AM  
Isn't anyone going to post here?
2001-10-22 11:23:52 AM  
shiat! Just what I need. Competition.
2001-10-22 12:00:14 PM  
The funny taste thing reminded me of that part in the movie Dutch where the whore accidentally spurts hand lotion in Ed O'Neill's mouth.

2001-10-22 12:06:21 PM  
I saw "Dutch" this weekend on Comedy Central. For some reason I just like that movie. Watching Al Bundy teach some respect to some stupid snot-nosed, stuck-up kid really made my day. I need a pinky ring like he had in the movie, so that if anyone talks shiat to me, I just ring-punch them in the farking head.
2001-10-22 12:20:30 PM  
I saw it too, that's probably why I thought of it. I agree with you on the pinky ring thing.

*THWACK!* "How much did you say for this pizza?"
2001-10-22 02:01:33 PM  
not THAT was gay
2001-10-22 04:56:58 PM  
Ed is awesome... it's sad when a good actor like him can't get much work because he was basically typecasted as being "Al Bundy". Half the people out there don't even know his name. The guy really can act, if given the chance.

Anyway, may all of you have sweet dreams. And don't worry too much about the Spectral Groper. Protoclown (the author) doesn't have a girlfriend, so the "Spectral Groper" could just be him playing with himself in his sleep.
2001-10-22 11:14:08 PM  
Uh, hmm, um, yeah, right.

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2001-10-22 11:35:01 PM  
But then why does he play with his ass? Wouldn't that be him missing a boyfriend? Science demands answers......
2001-10-23 12:33:45 AM  

Perhaps that explains his anti-girlfriend banter in our message forums. But you'd have to ask him yourself to be sure.
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