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(Chicago Breaking News)   We were this close to Drew Curtis presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com: The movie. Written, starring, directed by, created, executive produced, and original screenplay by Drew Curtis. Presented by Drew Curtis and Carl's Jr   (chicagobreakingbusiness.com) divider line 52
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2011-04-16 02:46:37 AM  
Well, considering he was hanging out with Tucker Max for a while, this is probably a good thing.

/Didn't Tucker Max's movie sell like 19 tickets in total?
 
2011-04-16 02:52:19 AM  
I'd rather see Tyler Perry presents Drew Curtis presents Drew Curtis' Tyler Perry Fark.com: The movie. Written, starring, directed by, created, executive produced, and original screenplay by Drew "Tyler Perry" Curtis. Presented by Tyler Perry, Drew Curtis and Carl's Jr
 
2011-04-16 04:33:50 AM  
Can I be cast as Ghastly?
 
2011-04-16 08:17:59 AM  
I am deeply opposed to Drew's casting the part of Ennuipoet with Jorge Garcia! For one thing, I DO NOT have dark hair!
 
2011-04-16 09:36:17 AM  
I don't know...that would be a lot of collect calls for Brian Peppers to finish up all the skinnyhead voiceovers.
 
2011-04-16 10:29:20 AM  

Ghastly: Can I be cast as Ghastly?

'youdoknow' just because you have these intertubes, doesn't mean you can strut your stuff:)
/strut on
 
2011-04-16 10:30:05 AM  
................................................ a Spike Lee joint.
 
2011-04-16 10:49:25 AM  
It can play at the drive-in before "Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry: The Tyler Perry Story Starring Tyler Perry".
 
2011-04-16 11:09:44 AM  
Written by: Drew Curtis
Starring in alaphabetical order: Drew Curtis as Drew Curtis
Directed by: Drew Curtis
Drew Curtis jr. produced by Mr. and Mrs. Curtis Sr.
Costumes by: Richard Simmons
 
2011-04-16 11:27:48 AM  
PopFreshenmeyer is making a really exciting cameo appearance.

/girlfriend actually worked on the film; should be a good one.
 
2011-04-16 11:28:35 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ................................................ a Spike Lee joint.


With TMLO theater as a spin-off TV program?

I'm hoping to get my own spin-off movie (ala Deadpool) in "A Troll Too Far". I play your average lurker who one day lays some derp that ends up herping us all into nearly WW3. Only me and Ally Sheedy can stop the spread of the internets by shutting down the politics tab.
 
2011-04-16 11:38:20 AM  
TheManofPA: With TMLO theater as a spin-off TV program?

We dare to dream, man. :)

We dare to dream.
 
2011-04-16 11:55:06 AM  
FarkTV, with sweat and dead man's balls.
 
2011-04-16 12:28:09 PM  
I wonder who would get to play my part?
 
2011-04-16 01:04:30 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I don't know...that would be a lot of collect calls for Brian Peppers to finish up all the skinnyhead voiceovers.


the internets, they're all yours
 
2011-04-16 01:08:43 PM  
In my cameo, it's me, buzzed, hunched over a laptop and surrounded by empty Jager bottles with a filterless cigarette, lit, hanging from my lips with two fingers on my left hand hovering over the Alt and Tab keys and windows flashing on and off on the screen so I can post on Fark, troll Reddit and lurk on 4chan.

After spouting several memes incoherently talking through my cigarette between drags, it flashes a picture of a My Little Pony with Boxxy's head PS'ed on. I then break the laptop over my head.

Fin.
 
2011-04-16 01:16:41 PM  

Weaver95: I wonder who would get to play my part?


img.poptower.com

/hot
//like a libertarian in line behind a girl using food stamps for chips&soda
 
2011-04-16 01:16:52 PM  
You all SUCK.


....


Just kidding.
 
2011-04-16 01:25:21 PM  
Drew Curtis presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com: The movie. Written, starring, directed by, created, executive produced, and original screenplay by Drew Curtis. Presented by Drew Curtis and Carl's Jr/Hardee's East of the Mississippi

FTFU
I'll bet this story would make a certain "entertainment reporter"/moonlighting mod's Examiner server meltdown
 
2011-04-16 01:26:46 PM  
www.furiouscinema.com
SnakeMan
 
2011-04-16 01:30:21 PM  
And then the community got ANGRY.
200movies1woman.com
You are lying! We hate the new layout!
Jeff--you'll get over it.
You're tearing ume apart, Drew!
 
2011-04-16 01:31:39 PM  

FlyingJ: ... Presented by Drew Curtis and Carl's Jr/Hardee's East of the Mississippi

FTFU
I'll bet this story would make a certain "entertainment reporter"/moonlighting mod's Examiner server meltdown


awjeeznotthisshiatagain.jpg

www.gearslutz.com
FlyingJ

/Lighten up
 
2011-04-16 01:34:11 PM  
I want to play the token arrogant British villain.
 
2011-04-16 01:37:27 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I want to play the token arrogant British villain.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Gordon Bennett
 
2011-04-16 01:40:29 PM  
We were this close to Drew Curtis presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com: The movie. Written, starring, directed by, created, executive produced, and original screenplay by Drew Curtis. Presented by Drew Curtis and Carl's Jr Heineken

Obvious?

Do it as a Facebook style movie and it might work.
 
2011-04-16 01:43:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'd rather see Tyler Perry presents Drew Curtis presents Drew Curtis' Tyler Perry Fark.com: The movie. Written, starring, directed by, created, executive produced, and original screenplay by Drew "Tyler Perry" Curtis. Presented by Tyler Perry, Drew Curtis and Carl's Jr


leaving satisfied...
 
2011-04-16 01:47:50 PM  
 
2011-04-16 01:54:04 PM  
As long as it's better than the Tucker Max mess.
 
2011-04-16 02:20:43 PM  
Just remember I am KlippoKlondike, not klipondike. I am not a dyke and i do not clip on to anything. And I want 5% of the royalties.
 
2011-04-16 02:22:28 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Ghastly: Can I be cast as Ghastly?
'youdoknow' just because you have these intertubes, doesn't mean you can strut your stuff:)
/strut on


But I have experience, I have range. This is the role I was born to play! Just tell me who I have to sleep with to get the part.
 
2011-04-16 02:38:44 PM  

Klippoklondike: Just remember I am KlippoKlondike, not klipondike. I am not a dyke and i do not clip on to anything. And I want 5% of the royalties.


Actually when the porn gets ahold of "This isn't Fark.com: XXX Parody", I think you just did their work for them.
 
2011-04-16 02:53:10 PM  

dugitman: Sarcastica75:


I'm not having a stroke, retard.
And I don't give a flying f*ck if you are.
OHSNAP GET IT?
 
2011-04-16 02:54:22 PM  
word play.
 
2011-04-16 03:24:52 PM  
There have already been 2 "Troll" movies. We didn't need a third.
 
2011-04-16 04:05:37 PM  
killkillneverstopAs long as it's better thanthe Tucker Max mess.FARK-TV

sorta FTFY

dugitman i didn't name ANYBODY, now...
 
2011-04-16 04:16:04 PM  

Ghastly: But I have experience, I have range


My dad (who was a Broadway character actor for 40+years) would agree with you.
 
2011-04-16 04:34:29 PM  
In a budget-saving measure, all the trolls will be played by the same actor.
/They aren't already?
 
2011-04-16 04:43:58 PM  

spleef420: FarkTV, with sweat and dead man's balls.


^
 
2011-04-16 05:24:46 PM  
And playing the part of Drew Curtis is America's sweetheart, Monroe Ficus himself:

eighties.weebly.com
 
2011-04-16 06:23:19 PM  
Carl's Jr. fark you, I'm eating.
 
2011-04-16 07:20:48 PM  
We were this close to Drew Curtis Tyler Perry presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com: The movie. Written, starring, directed by, created, executive produced, and original screenplay by Drew Curtis Tyler Perry. Presented by Drew Curtis Tyler Perry and Carl's Jr

/Tyler Perry.
 
2011-04-16 07:32:10 PM  
Hopefully it would have been as good as fark TV.
 
2011-04-16 07:39:31 PM  
Carl's Jr

Fark you, I'm eating.
 
2011-04-16 07:53:13 PM  
 
2011-04-16 08:10:05 PM  
Will Wampler be the wacky sidekick or the love interest?


//Oh yes... I went there.
 
2011-04-16 08:11:22 PM  

hundreddollarman: We were this close to Drew Curtis Tyler Perry presents Drew Curtis' Fark.com: The movie. Written, starring, directed by, created, executive produced, and original screenplay by Drew Curtis Tyler Perry. Presented by Drew Curtis Tyler Perry and Carl's Jr

/Tyler Perry.


Still think Robert Rodriguez is the king of loving his own name in the credits.

Look at his movies.

Written, produced, directed, edited, photographed, and scored by Robert Rodriguez.

That guy out-Tyler Perrys Tyler Perry.
 
2011-04-16 09:44:55 PM  
I'd be pretty sure Drew is in Hardee's country not Carl's Jr.
 
2011-04-16 11:45:28 PM  
Would the second half be a dupe?
 
2011-04-16 11:55:34 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: TheManofPA: With TMLO theater as a spin-off TV program?

We dare to dream, man. :)

We dare to dream.


TMLO, don't forget to please show the theme music to your show.
 
2011-04-17 05:41:38 AM  
The Greatest Movie Ever Farked.

/dot com
 
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