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2928 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Aug 2003 at 11:47 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-08-07 05:02:45 AM  
Google says: Did you mean: Juvenile delinquent?
Why yes, yes I did.
2003-08-07 05:20:37 AM  
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Looking for trouble?
2003-08-07 05:40:04 AM  
And so it begins...
2003-08-07 07:25:57 AM  
Such evil merr-iment!
2003-08-07 08:36:01 AM  
Tombstone Tipping?
2003-08-07 09:30:39 AM  
They obviously don't have any feelings for udders.
2003-08-07 09:42:54 AM  
I guess the Chik-fil-A adds weren't working.
2003-08-07 10:02:05 AM  
PETA always bails them out of jail - I blame PETA for their permissiveness. That's why those jdc's think they can always get away with it.
2003-08-07 11:31:29 AM  
I love cows, and all other animals.
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2003-08-07 11:51:05 AM  
This is "utterly" ridiculous!!!

/hangs head in shame of bad joke
2003-08-07 11:51:27 AM  
go cows go! I hope the trample a cattle rancher next. :)
2003-08-07 11:51:45 AM  
These young bovine punks nowadays think they look so tough in their leather outfits..
2003-08-07 11:52:41 AM  
This is what happens when you listen to gansta rappers like Milkenmilk.
2003-08-07 11:53:38 AM  
No King Plzzzz! lol
2003-08-07 11:55:49 AM  
Kids these days eh? Just hanging out with nothing to do all day.

Get jobs! I hear there are openings at the Bovine University...
2003-08-07 11:56:41 AM  
[pulls string on toy]
[arrow spins for a bit, stops on cow]

The cow goes "Mooo-ve your damn car, granny!"
2003-08-07 11:58:47 AM  
If a cow would got the chance it would eat you and everyone you care about.
2003-08-07 11:59:26 AM  
It's always embarrassing when you leave the barn door open.
2003-08-07 12:02:49 PM  
Juvinile delinquent cows go on rampage. Topple gravestones and attack womans car

Too bad spellcheck and a comma ("womans") didn't go on a rampage.

2003-08-07 12:03:10 PM  

That's the funniest thing I've seen all week...and I work with Italians!
2003-08-07 12:04:56 PM  
I'm thinking the Simpson's Tomacco episode...

Unfortunately, can't find a pic of the crazed cow on Google.
2003-08-07 12:05:16 PM  
Minoridiot: Does the sign on the Shell garage say "Shell Rapid Lube"? And if so, WTF?
2003-08-07 12:05:31 PM  
I'm sure you meant an apostrophe right?
2003-08-07 12:05:55 PM  
These cows are mighty e-veal.
2003-08-07 12:07:31 PM  
Where's Waldo?
2003-08-07 12:11:34 PM  
Damn twocents,.... you beat me to it.

Must be eating that killer weed that does it.....
2003-08-07 12:12:33 PM  
nothing a good spanking with a leather belt wouldn't fix

but the real question is if it is the spanking or the leather belt that would scare the cows straight
2003-08-07 12:17:40 PM  
Go cows, get your revenge for the cow tipping and teat pinching
2003-08-07 12:19:38 PM  
Sounds like they had a real crime wave
2003-08-07 12:20:04 PM  
I taught my son to say "Beef Jerky" instead of the typical moo, when he sees a cow.
2003-08-07 12:24:52 PM  
When the farmer got home from his dinner, do you think he wondered "where's the beef?"

ooooooooohhhh, that was bad wasn't it?
2003-08-07 12:27:21 PM  
Juvinile delinquent cows? That's veally sad. :-(
2003-08-07 12:28:54 PM  
This one should have recieved the amusing tag.
2003-08-07 12:30:22 PM  
"he was a scrawny calf who looked rather woozy; noone suspected he was packin' an uzi"
/cows with guns
2003-08-07 12:33:44 PM  
If you are interested in the rest of the song:​s.html
my attempt at html: cows with guns
2003-08-07 12:35:43 PM  
Darn filters. It should have said "In Russia (soviet), the COWS tip YOU!
2003-08-07 12:36:39 PM  
Obviously, they didn't get enough "time outs" from their parents or the breeder.

'Send em to "Tough Love" camp, where they get to tour the slaughter houses and local meat counters. That should make 'em shape up.
2003-08-07 12:36:54 PM  
If they gone around tipping slumbering teen-agers this post would have qualified for the ever-elusive "ironic" tag...
2003-08-07 12:59:37 PM  
As a Wisconsinite. . .this is quite typical news. Aside from the occasional yoots who go out and spraypaint obscenities on cows. .

2003-08-07 12:59:38 PM  
... "let's run down there and shag one of those cows!"

To which the older bull said, "let's walk down and do em all!"
2003-08-07 01:08:20 PM  
What are you rebelling against?

[image from too old to be available]

Whaddya got?
2003-08-07 01:32:16 PM  
Waldo county in maine? We have a belfast I believe. go MAINE!
2003-08-07 03:02:10 PM  
Joe_diGriz wrote - Unfortunately, can't find a pic of the crazed cow on Google.

My girlfriend was browsing Google earlier but she has calmed down since then. Didn't get a picture though.

Oh, that's not what you meant...
2003-08-07 03:02:39 PM  
I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.
2003-08-07 03:11:42 PM  
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2003-08-07 07:44:03 PM  
Al-Cowda claims responsiblity.
2003-08-07 07:45:09 PM  
This just in OBL tape commends the actions of the cow MOOjahadeen...
/bad puns heehehhehee
2003-08-07 07:48:12 PM  
The elder god's operatives have set devices that make various book plots come true. Soon we shall see "1984" and "Animal Farm" happen at the same time. This is so Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth can beat the crap out of those Ingsoc freaks, and those damn evil piggies!
2003-08-08 04:36:09 AM  
No Diablo II reference? MOOOOOOOOO!!
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