Love letters to family from the dying Fukushima cleanup workers?

Technically, every newspaper ever made has had C-14 in it.

My autographed picture of Tsutomu Yamaguchi.

Me and my wife after swallowing barium?

A letter home from the fukashima workers?

/did I win
//too soon?

bigpete53: Me and my wife after swallowing barium?

You and your wife are handwritten?
I thought you were of a type.

all the hentai i just ordered?

Hey, when your family is dead, you have no workplace to go to anymore, your house has no power if you had a house left, you have no food to eat, and your animals are all washed away then you have plenty of time to sit around on the rubble and spend days hand writing thousands of copies of a newspaper.

A newspaper I found in a toilet in the public bathroom.

A sunburned nun with a spear through her head falling down a flight of stairs.

Oh, into a ...radiation thing.

A note from submitter's mom?

WHY IS VOTING NOT ENABLED?



/For real

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: The GOP budget proposal?

I'd still vote for it.

pollardy: all the hentai i just ordered?

Hand-written hentai? Classy!

bigpete53: Me and my wife after swallowing barium?

Barium is not a radioactive substance.

Barakku: pollardy: all the hentai i just ordered?

Hand-written hentai? Classy!

And historical at that:
LIKELY NSFW

(might be woodcut, can't remember)

But seriously, that's pretty awesome dedication to the job and the public trust as a news agency.

Did it include a sudoku puzzle?

dittybopper: AmericanGrizzly: bigpete53: Me and my wife after swallowing barium?

Barium is not a radioactive substance.

Iodine-131 is, and my wife swallowed a large amount of it a few years ago.

/She was neither black, nor handwritten at at the time.
//Wife was literally 'hot' for a couple of weeks.

What no tattoo?

You do not get contaminated with "radiation".

Radiation can irradiate something - and if that something is on/ in you - then you are contaminated.

Radiation is wave energy. A contaminated object can emmit radiation however.

AmericanGrizzly: bigpete53: Me and my wife after swallowing barium?

Barium is not a radioactive substance.

Eh, whatever. You got the idea.

The US Constitution?

Obamas birth certificate?

Doctors notes on a x-ray?

BrotherMalcolm: You do not get contaminated with "radiation".

Meh, if it's neutron radiation (rare, but not impossible with a reactor accident) then it can actually "activate" normal objects that were not previously radioactive. E.g., Co-59 (not radioactive) + n --> Co-60 (very radioactive).

It's an extremely usual/rare thing to occur by accident, but neutron activation does occur, and neutron activation analysis is a commonly used analytical technique.

My tramp stamp.

A shopping list from Madame Curie.

Your brother and sister?

Regnad Kcin: A sunburned nun with a spear through her head falling down a flight of stairs.

Oh, into a ...radiation thing.

Came to say something like this.

Correct question is, "What's black and white and rad all over?"

Zebra on a pike in the pile.

Branch bending backward
Radiating enough, see,
Shadows spread on ground.

For the farkers that decryed adding a small haiku, 'cuz you were so important, so busy, so above, and so below...

Haiku for Japan was a heart-felt hug.

I are sad your dismissal ended poetry on Fark.

Fark is better than our poetry?

You are TOO GOOD to poet?

You are not.

I am not.

We poet.

;)

I learned a new word today: Newseum