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		Weird: Russian art collective who painted a 65-metre penis on a drawbridge just won a national art prize for their erection (guardian.co.uk)		36
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probesport

2011-04-13 12:34:07 PM

Opulence, they has it.

KangTheMad

2011-04-13 12:34:55 PM

Why no pic?

fappomatic

2011-04-13 12:35:14 PM

And I was expelled for mowing one in a football field.

sonofagun

2011-04-13 12:38:24 PM

I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

Farker T

2011-04-13 12:39:48 PM

I would have painted "Viagra" below it.

/Profit

KatjaMouse

2011-04-13 12:40:40 PM

KangTheMad: Why no pic?

i.imgur.com

KatjaMouse

2011-04-13 12:41:53 PM

sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

FTFA: Other members of Voina said it should have won the prize for a different "action" - when a woman in the group was filmed stealing a chicken from a grocery store by inserting it into her vagina. "Now that was something," said Vorotnikov.

I sure hope not.

RedLemming

2011-04-13 12:44:41 PM

Cocky bastard.

Aardvark Inc.

2011-04-13 12:46:17 PM

It would have been a master stroke if they'd draw a huge gourd on the other side of the bridge.

\stroke...

dr.zaeus

2011-04-13 12:48:36 PM

I think we all know the real story here:

static.guim.co.uk

probesport

2011-04-13 12:49:31 PM

fappomatic: And I was expelled for mowing one in a football field.

Expelled? You didn't beat someone bloody on the field then start removing their face with a fireplace poker? You mowed something in a field and they expelled you?

How did the lawsuit go?

AshleyJWilliams

2011-04-13 12:50:14 PM

KatjaMouse: sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

FTFA: Other members of Voina said it should have won the prize for a different "action" - when a woman in the group was filmed stealing a chicken from a grocery store by inserting it into her vagina. "Now that was something," said Vorotnikov.

I sure hope not.

What the I don't even. Kind of reminds me of spaghettios.

ox45tallboy

2011-04-13 12:52:05 PM

sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

I am both horrified and fascinated either way. I mean, a giant penis on a drawbridge is all well and good, but come on, we're talking about a goddamn chicken in a freaking vagina here. If that's not art, I don't know what is.

fappomatic

2011-04-13 12:52:20 PM

probesport: fappomatic: And I was expelled for mowing one in a football field.

Expelled? You didn't beat someone bloody on the field then start removing their face with a fireplace poker? You mowed something in a field and they expelled you?

How did the lawsuit go?

I lost the lawsuit after they found the dean of students hanging from a stadium light, naked, covered in grape jelly and wearing a chicken hat.

probesport

2011-04-13 12:53:50 PM

fappomatic: probesport: fappomatic: And I was expelled for mowing one in a football field.

Expelled? You didn't beat someone bloody on the field then start removing their face with a fireplace poker? You mowed something in a field and they expelled you?

How did the lawsuit go?

I lost the lawsuit after they found the dean of students hanging from a stadium light, naked, covered in grape jelly and wearing a chicken hat.

Now the expulsion seems warranted. I was starting to get a bit concerned.

loki see loki do

2011-04-13 12:56:18 PM

ox45tallboy: sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

I am both horrified and fascinated either way. I mean, a giant penis on a drawbridge is all well and good, but come on, we're talking about a goddamn chicken in a freaking vagina here. If that's not art, I don't know what is.

Peep.

Ben Enya

2011-04-13 12:57:28 PM

Penis

KatjaMouse

2011-04-13 12:57:44 PM

dr.zaeus: I think we all know the real story here:

The McD's worker looks exactly like my crazy vegetarian roommate from college.

AshleyJWilliams

2011-04-13 12:58:30 PM

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Franchez

2011-04-13 12:59:07 PM

And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it.

killerkas

2011-04-13 01:10:02 PM

This is what passes for art these days.

8=======D

Critics rave, "winner!" "Thought-provoking!" "So edgy, I cut myself!"

ox45tallboy

2011-04-13 01:10:29 PM

AshleyJWilliams: ox45tallboy: sonofagun: I'm counting on the power of fark to provide links

/Was the chicken still alive?

I am both horrified and fascinated either way. I mean, a giant penis on a drawbridge is all well and good, but come on, we're talking about a goddamn chicken in a freaking vagina here. If that's not art, I don't know what is.

Well now that you mention it...

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I think more people would pay to see a chicken in a vagina. On top of that, it could be a more "closed" session indoors where you could limit the number of viewers to those who paid to see it. With the penis on the drawbridge, it is, by its very nature, an expression in which pretty much anyone that wants to can go see it for free, without compensation of the artist(s)' time and effort.

Vagina chicken is much better from a purely capitalist point of view.

DecemberNitro

2011-04-13 01:11:52 PM

It's not even well-drawn, it just looks like poorly done vandal graffiti.

Farker T

2011-04-13 01:16:21 PM

DecemberNitro: It's not even well-drawn, it just looks like poorly done vandal graffiti.

That's what they said about Picasso.

ox45tallboy

2011-04-13 01:16:39 PM

DecemberNitro: It's not even well-drawn, it just looks like poorly done vandal graffiti.

Well, look at you, Mr. Penis-on-a-Drawbridge Connoisseur. I suppose you could drawn a better 70 foot tall schlong? In traffic?

MechaDupek

2011-04-13 01:20:42 PM

My vote is for the poon-poultry.

/ass-poultry woulda rectum.

JonathanChance

2011-04-13 01:21:15 PM

ox45tallboy: DecemberNitro: It's not even well-drawn, it just looks like poorly done vandal graffiti.

Well, look at you, Mr. Penis-on-a-Drawbridge Connoisseur. I suppose you could drawn a better 70 foot tall schlong? In traffic?

You, sir owe me a new keyboard.

JonathanChance

2011-04-13 01:22:00 PM

dr.zaeus: I think we all know the real story here:

That picture is asking to be photoshopped.

amindtat

2011-04-13 01:31:49 PM

A member (no pun intended) of the Peredvizhniki would have at least made it look realistic.

venerant

2011-04-13 01:39:46 PM

dr.zaeus: I think we all know the real story here:

it really wants that cheeseburger

chandie

2011-04-13 01:51:24 PM

/approves

LewDux

2011-04-13 02:53:09 PM

killerkas: This is what passes for art these days.

8=======D

Critics rave, "winner!" "Thought-provoking!" "So edgy, I cut myself!"

"When the bridge was raised the erect phallus faced the local headquarters of the FSB, the successor to the KGB."
/Biggest building in the city, you can see Siberia from its basement

sobernutz

2011-04-13 04:04:08 PM

I believe I read somewhere that they are also locked up in jail for that. That drawbridge is right across from the FSB.

OK So Amuse Me

2011-04-13 04:12:20 PM

Penis thread!

8=====D

/Yeah for Peni!
//Pro penis

angry_redhead

2011-04-13 04:54:11 PM

Vagina chicken.....tastes just like fish?

Oldiron_79

2011-04-13 11:09:41 PM

Its still smaller than my internet penis