Eh, I think the song "O Come All Ye Faithful" is better than most of those.

This one's always seemed dirty to me. I know it's a painting and not a sign, but I find it amusing, so deal with it.

They forgot the Catholic Priests favorite one: Spare the rod, and spoil the child!

BurnShrike: This one's always seemed dirty to me. I know it's a painting and not a sign, but I find it amusing, so deal with it.

"A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees"


Amen to that.

Saw one once that said "Jesus Gives Happy Endings."
Couldn't stop to take a picture.

/CSB

CSB time, I remember back in high school a couple of my friends and I rearranged the letters on a church sign to say "Satan worship! Be a whore in need" fairly late one night. One of my friends took a picture of the other two of us in front of it. We then stuck it on a copier and darkened it up so you could just see our outlines but not any actual facial pictures. We made a few dozen and stuck them up all around school including the big trophy cases so we could be like the jocks. The next night I saw something on the news about the sign being altered.
\statute of limitations means it was long enough ago to talk about it, right?

This looks like a terrible shoop to me. You can see the white bars next to the words

I still don't know what THIS is supposed to mean:

Rebirthmusik: "A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees"

Amen to that.

But a 4 inch dong just makes people laugh. =\

Theaetetus: I don't think those were all unintentional, Subby, particularly that last one.

That one couldn't have been unintentional

ebonada: Rebirthmusik: "A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees"

Amen to that.

But a 4 inch dong just makes people laugh. =\

You shouldn't let that bother you.

I passed a "Freewill Baptist Church" a few years ago. The sign said "God Makes All Decisions."

I came.

The only thing that would make any of those "sexual" would be if the viewer needs to get their mind out of the sewer

i saw.

I grew up in Kansas. I used to always crack up when passing the First Assembly of God church. The capital letters were WAY larger than the lower case letters, so from far away all you saw was the F, A and G.

/Hey, I was 14. Come on, give me a break.

Alphax: Eh, I think the song "O Come All Ye Faithful" is better than most of those.

thank you! at last, someone else agrees.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The only thing that would make any of those "sexual" would be if the viewer needs to get their mind out of the sewer

see "rule 34"

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com.look-for.us/

LandOfChocolate: This looks like a terrible shoop to me. You can see the white bars next to the words

With a lot of those signs, as they get older, the transparent background behind the letters gets kind of dingy. Not saying it isn't a shop, but that doesn't necessarily mean it is.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The only thing that would make any of those "sexual" would be if the viewer needs to get their mind out of the sewer

It sounds to me like your political needs are not being met. I don't know for sure about you, but this current social climate of tolerance for deviant lifestyles involving tattoos, pornography and gay sex is certainly leaving a sour taste in my mouth. Have you heard about the new political party in response to this decay in the fabric of American society? If you haven't, go to

LemonParty.org

and find out more about our new political movement!

/It's like the Tea Party, except without the infighting!

Excen: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The only thing that would make any of those "sexual" would be if the viewer needs to get their mind out of the sewer

It sounds to me like your political needs are not being met. I don't know for sure about you, but this current social climate of tolerance for deviant lifestyles involving tattoos, pornography and gay sex is certainly leaving a sour taste in my mouth. Have you heard about the new political party in response to this decay in the fabric of American society? If you haven't, go to

LemonParty.org

and find out more about our new political movement!

/It's like the Tea Party, except without the infighting!

Dude, he's an admitted furry in his profile. I think he knows well enough what deviant lifestyles are all about.

3/10 because you got two bites, furry.

Excen: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The only thing that would make any of those "sexual" would be if the viewer needs to get their mind out of the sewer

It sounds to me like your political needs are not being met. I don't know for sure about you, but this current social climate of tolerance for deviant lifestyles involving tattoos, pornography and gay sex is certainly leaving a sour taste in my mouth. Have you heard about the new political party in response to this decay in the fabric of American society? If you haven't, go to

LemonParty.org

and find out more about our new political movement!

/It's like the Tea Party, except without the infighting!

You're an evil, evil person.

/Nice one.

Not a church sign but there is a vocal fundie in Virginia that has a clothing store called Tops 'n Bottoms.

Herb Utsmelz: The CBC logo looks like an orgy. Coincidence?

Doin' it, doin' it, d-d-doin' it, doin' it...Wanna go to church? Yeah! So we can keep doin' it, doin' it.

/I need to not watch American Dad before going to bed...

LandOfChocolate: This looks like a terrible shoop to me. You can see the white bars next to the words

Possible, but I don't think so. There should be some pixelation around the letters if that was the case, but it looks pretty seamless to me when blown up. Definitely hilarious either way.

RevBigfoot: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: The only thing that would make any of those "sexual" would be if the viewer needs to get their mind out of the sewer

Oh, hi, you must be new around here. Let me show you around.

Thank you for doing the hosting honors, RevBigfoot. Newbies need all the help we/they can get.

JesustheDarkLord: I passed a "Freewill Baptist Church" a few years ago. The sign said "God Makes All Decisions."

Most Baptists are Calvinists anyway, so the church name is a contradiction. But your story made me laugh so who cares?

Cheron: Not a church sign but there is a vocal fundie in Virginia that has a clothing store called Tops 'n Bottoms.

They have hilarious "fire and brimstone" billboards too. When I was growing up there*, you didn't have too many options so I shopped there anyway.

*not that this has changed drastically, but it's better now than it was then.

The best one I ever saw said: "God always has a ram in the bush!" It was up less than 24 hours.

I personally took a picture of a church's "Sausage Fest" sign in Texas a few years ago... would post but don't have access to it from work

But how do you hold the mouse?

moral repression, the best way to turn a dead fᵘck into a passable fᵘck

prostrate after begin proselytized by a priest. penis