A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/3 - 4/9
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No update from Drew this week, enjoy the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-04-03 to Sat 2011-04-09:
Vehicle crashes into Subway restaurant. Let us take a moment to honor our fallen heroes
32 killed in Congo crash. See, THAT is why I never participated in those things at wedding receptions
Man attempting to hold up Apple Store learns that security guard's handgun "just works"
Drunk guy found with M&Ms in his pocket and a chicken in his pants. Or, as subby calls it, Tuesday
Boy born without hands wins penmanship award, stumps experts
19-year-old woman disappears from nightclub. Authorities issue an all-oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz bulletin
Scientists grow first eyeball in a lab, which is a huge breakthrough for just about everybody except paranoid people
Ashley Judd details molestation, family drug abuse, and neglect in her new memoir "I'm Not the Fat One"
There is a group home for alcoholic hipsters in Brooklyn. At least, there was until everybody heard about it
Scientist becomes first person to pass insect-borne virus to someone else by sexual contact. Experts suggest: Before you get off, get OFF
Northern Ireland police defuse a gigantic bomb that wasn't U2's latest album
10-year-old boy uses $8500 from his college fund to buy Refrigerator Perry his Super Bowl XX ring back. Fridge returns the favor by deciding not to eat the child
LeBron buys a minority stake in Liverpool FC, will never walk alone. Not that the refs would call him for a walk anyway
Astronomers see star spewing material out of both ends. Must be in the constellation of Tequila
One in five mammals are close to becoming extinct. Looking around the IT department here, I have a pretty good idea which ones
Arctic ice, which was supposed to be gone by now, then supposed to be gone by 2013, will now be gone by 2016. Until next year, when it will be gone by 2020. If we don't act now, by 2100 it will be gone by 2500. EVERYBODY PANIC. SLOWLY
Will Smith and his daughter Jaden will star in M. Night Shyamalan's new science fiction film. Early reports indicate that--wait, Jaden is his son? WHAT A TWIST
After his soul crushing break-up with Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake bravely lands on his feet, Olivia Wilde
Kelly Ripa gets a wax figure at Madame Tussaud's. Unfortunately there's a dress on it though so you can't tell if her penis-navel was accurately sculpted
NJ Councilman: Anyone who says I agreed to a bribe from a FBI informant is a liar. FBI: Here are the tapes. Councilman: Ahem. Chewbacca is a wookie
Santorum now in Nevada, where it is considered a delicacy
Evangelicals, conservatives, and NRA members are shunned from academia, reports a study by the Wedgie Institute for Nerd Studies
Miley Cyrus says she was misquoted when she said "It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn't just be able to put a song on YouTube." Yes. Easy to see how that could be taken out of context
Mary J. Blige plans on releasing a new album this September. Her legion of fan is undoubtedly excited
Adam Ant wages war on digital age, claiming we're all computer-obsessed geeks and his new album won't be available online. Subby used the Internet to find out who Adam Ant is
Broken cruise control could lead to Mercedes bends
One out of 10 mall stores are vacant, which may prove advantageous in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse
Steve Wozniak could return to Apple, offset Steve Jobs' weight loss
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