BillSmith70: dk47: DjangoStonereaver: Most people I know who call themselves 'warlocks' need no help in
painting themselves in a negative light.

And, just for you, hockeyfarker (new window, PNSFW as
far as bluenosed Fark mods are concerned)

No ass. Stupid white girls with no ass.

Let me guess, you like your monkeys to weigh 500 pounds?

Just like your mom?

I'm getting a little scared that some people actually think they are witches and are totally serious.

DKinMN: (yes I am a male witch myself).

NO YOU AREN'T

dk47: BillSmith70: dk47: DjangoStonereaver: Most people I know who call themselves 'warlocks' need no help in
painting themselves in a negative light.

And, just for you, hockeyfarker (new window, PNSFW as
far as bluenosed Fark mods are concerned)

No ass. Stupid white girls with no ass.

Let me guess, you like your monkeys to weigh 500 pounds?

Just like your mom?

Wow. Spoken like a government school kid on the playground.

Pucca: I'm getting a little scared that some people actually think they are witches and are totally serious.

DKinMN: (yes I am a male witch myself).

NO YOU AREN'T

This thread has made me laugh several times.

It's like someone saying they are psychic. No, you're not! Shut up.

dk47: DjangoStonereaver: Most people I know who call themselves 'warlocks' need no help in
painting themselves in a negative light.

And, just for you, hockeyfarker (new window, PNSFW as
far as bluenosed Fark mods are concerned)

No ass. Stupid white girls with no ass.

There is such a thing as a nice, small ass, just like there are nice two-door cars.

Pucca: I'm getting a little scared that some people actually think they are witches and are totally serious.

DKinMN: (yes I am a male witch myself).

NO YOU AREN'T

Yeah, they're not super duper cereal like "God's chosen ones".

/rolls eyes at such high RPM smoke erupts from the sockets

Saw it Friday night. It was pretty good.

baka-san:

So now my self worth is biased on how much money I make?


Funny, I didn't mention your "self worth". Sounds like your own hang up.

baka-san 2011-04-12 02:33:12 PM
Pucca: I'm getting a little scared that some people actually think they are witches and are totally serious.

Is that any weirder than eating the body and drinking the blood of Christ?

Or handling snakes?

Or whatever your religion believes?

It's all the same thing really, prayer, ritual, and belief.


I'm an atheist so I can't speak for christians or anyone else that believes in a god. So you worship the sun or the earth or whatever? Saying you are a witch is ridiculous since they don't exist. But hey, do your little spells and have some fun I guess. It's always good for a laugh when you meet delusional people.

OnmyojiOmn: dk47: DjangoStonereaver: Most people I know who call themselves 'warlocks' need no help in
painting themselves in a negative light.

And, just for you, hockeyfarker (new window, PNSFW as
far as bluenosed Fark mods are concerned)

No ass. Stupid white girls with no ass.

There is such a thing as a nice, small ass, just like there are nice two-door cars.

True but a small ass can stick out more than that. Pancake asses are lame.

Also, not sure about your analogy, there are lots of huge two door cars.

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I'll just leave these here.

"Oh yeah we kicked them out about an hour ago. The tall guy, geektard... I cast a spell on his arse with my foot."

ZenWitch: I am a Witch 1st Rite working on my 2nd. And I do agree that we need to be seen in a more positive light, beacuse most of us are GOOD people. But in the same there ARE bad ones too. I never get all butt hurt about movies that portray bad witches. I just think "hmm a movie about a bad one." there are plenty of movies out there about good witches too. We can learn what NOT to do with the bad ones, and what to do with the good ones.

Oh and BTW, dude, Warlocks are NOT a positive thing. They are oath breakers. Warlocks ARE bad witches. Good ones are just called witches, male witches or wizards.

Bullsh*t. Don't listen to her guys. She turned me into a newt!

/Now I've done it. She's going to send her flying monkeys after me...

Latinwolf: there4igraham: Witches, warlocks, vampires and wizards are all just nerds wearing cloaks.

/braces for nothing

He's not amused

He's still around. If you miss him enough, here is his Facebook: Blackwolf (new window)

Also named (originally) Christian.

/was looking for a good corpse paint pic but couldn't resist posting this photoshop

baka-san: nastyboi: Funny, I didn't mention your "self worth". Sounds like your own hang up.

You were attempting to put be down.

Drop the "self" and just go with "Worth"


You started with me pal.

But hey, I understand you were going all White Knight for your LARPer fiance. Good for you. Tell her all about it and maybe she'll let you go through the back door tonight.

And maybe one day when you're a big boy paramedic instead of the peon who just drives the ambulance, you might be grown up enough to realize that someone pretending they live in Middle Earth is just plain retarded. But at least you got to Fark her in the arse.

dk47:
True but a small ass can stick out more than that. Pancake asses are lame.

Also, not sure about your analogy, there are lots of huge two door cars.

Yup. Plenty of big fat asses that are flatter than carrier decks, a waste of good ass-meat.
Plenty of smaller buns with curves, like half-moons.
Portman's is small AND flat, that's the problem. Like deflated balloons.

Bubbles are for bursting.
Pancakes are for breakfast.

baka-san:

Neither do any of the gods.

Look up "faith" in the dictionary.

Did you miss the meat of his post (where he says that he's an atheist)?

If you are someone without theistic beliefs, hearing theists from incompatible traditions bicker about the minutiae of their belief structures sounds a bit like New Yorkers and Bostonites bicker about baseball, without the entertaining attitude and cultural references that would make the conversation worth sitting through.

baka-san: nastyboi: You started with me pal.

No, you are just being a dick.

And maybe one day when you're a big boy paramedic instead of the peon who just drives the ambulance, you might be grown up enough to realize that someone pretending they live in Middle Earth is just plain retarded. But at least you got to Fark her in the arse.

Classy.

Yes......yes I am.

baka-san:
Just respect other peoples beliefs as long as they don't shove them in my face.

What if they just hand them to you as you walk by like those guys in Vegas?

Leaflet guy: "Jesus loves you."
Other leaflet guy: "Fully nude women."

I didnt hear anyone in here say that they think they can cast spells on people, you may be misinterpreting what they are saying (though there are people who think they can).

Pagan religion has been around thousands of years longer than todays organized religions.

All religion involves belief in the unprovable.

Witches dont exist? Not the kind that fly around on brooms, but if people call themselves witches, then something called a witch exists.

Most of reality is illuson, I think some of you still believe in capital R Reality.

/ex-atheist non-dogmatic mystical deist
//sorry for being reasonable

nastyboi: ZenWitch: I am a Witch

No you're not. You're a LARP'er living in a delusional dream world.

Dude I do not/have not ever played any role playing games. I didn't even know what that was, untill someone told me just now.

People who know me would call me a Hippie. Wicca is an earth based religion. not stupid role playing game.

ZenWitch:

People who know me would call me a Hippie. Wicca is an earth based religion delusion. not stupid role playing game.

FTFY

Battlestar Girlactica: has several Pagan and Wiccan friends who rant on this all the time
//Good shops do exist, you just have to look for them

I do agree.

Make-believe is fun! Just because some of you have lost the ability to suspend disbelief and create amazing illusions don't try to spoil it for the rest of us!

ZenWitch: nastyboi: ZenWitch: I am a Witch

No you're not. You're a LARP'er living in a delusional dream world.

Dude I do not/have not ever played any role playing games. I didn't even know what that was, untill someone told me just now.

People who know me would call me a Hippie. Wicca is an earth based religion. not stupid role playing game.

So you do or don't worship Goat Boy?

I loved this movie. Critics be damned.

Rednaxel: IPagan religion has been around thousands of years longer than todays organized religions.


/ex-atheist non-dogmatic mystical deist
//sorry for being reasonable

Wicca has been around for 60-80 years, tops. It was made up by a guy when he picked and chose from among a whole bunch of stuff he found in encyclopedias.

Show me some documentation that records an unbroken connection between today's "pagans" and the early pre-Christian earth worshipers.

At least the Christers have the bible as documentation. Wicca and the neo-pagans have as much actual tradition as the CoS.

ZenWitch: People who know me would call me a Hippie. Wicca is an earth based religion. not stupid role playing game.

You say it's Earth-based but I think it comes from Uranus.

HailRobonia: baka-san: nastyboi: ZenWitch: I am a Witch

No you're not. You're a LARP'er living in a delusional dream world.

As opposed to the rest of us.

THat is a pretty good description of life.

I sometimes wonder how many religious people really believe in their religion, and how many are just going along for social reasons, tradition, etc. I'm sure there are more than a few atheist Priests, for example.

I wouldn't mind pretending to be wiccan just so that I could hang out with the hot goth chicks, so maybe.

Mishno:
At least the Christers have the bible as documentation. Wicca and the neo-pagans have as much actual tradition as the CoS.

They have Stone Henge...
...where the demons dwell...

Mishno: Rednaxel: IPagan religion has been around thousands of years longer than todays organized religions.


/ex-atheist non-dogmatic mystical deist
//sorry for being reasonable

Wicca has been around for 60-80 years, tops. It was made up by a guy when he picked and chose from among a whole bunch of stuff he found in encyclopedias.

Show me some documentation that records an unbroken connection between today's "pagans" and the early pre-Christian earth worshipers.

At least the Christers have the bible as documentation. Wicca and the neo-pagans have as much actual tradition as the CoS.

Absolutely nothing worse than going out and getting stoned with a bunch of Wiccans either. I like the outdoors and can appreciate nature simply on its own merits, but you go out with them and suddenly the trees all have to have faces and personalities. Nothing kills your buzz faster than wanting to scream, "it's just a farking tree!" at someone 2 miles into a 5 mile kayak trip.

StrangeQ: I like the outdoors and can appreciate nature simply on its own merits, but you go out with them and suddenly the trees all have to have faces and personalities

Just imagine if the world was primarily Wiccan. Instead of "I saw the Virgin Mary in a tree stump!" the outlandish news would be "I didn't see a god in a tree stump!"

baka-san: Crotchrocket Slim: Did you miss the meat of his post (where he says that he's an atheist)?

As am I.

Just respect other peoples beliefs as long as they don't shove them in my face.

Or, you're white knighting your fiance on an internet forum.

/NTTAWWT

there4igraham: Mishno:
At least the Christers have the bible as documentation. Wicca and the neo-pagans have as much actual tradition as the CoS.

They have Stone Henge...
...where the demons dwell...

Where the banshees live...
and they do live well...

toobsok: there4igraham: Mishno:
At least the Christers have the bible as documentation. Wicca and the neo-pagans have as much actual tradition as the CoS.

They have Stone Henge...
...where the demons dwell...

Where the banshees live...
and they do live well...

And the Children dance, to the pipes of Pan?

DAT ASS DAT ASS DAT ASS DAT ASS

/DAT ASS

Mishno: Rednaxel: IPagan religion has been around thousands of years longer than todays organized religions.


/ex-atheist non-dogmatic mystical deist
//sorry for being reasonable

Wicca has been around for 60-80 years, tops. It was made up by a guy when he picked and chose from among a whole bunch of stuff he found in encyclopedias.

Show me some documentation that records an unbroken connection between today's "pagans" and the early pre-Christian earth worshipers.

At least the Christers have the bible as documentation. Wicca and the neo-pagans have as much actual tradition as the CoS.

So there is no such thing as beer in the US because the "line" was broken during prohibition?

baka-san: Pucca: I'm getting a little scared that some people actually think they are witches and are totally serious.

Is that any weirder than eating the body and drinking the blood of Christ?

Or handling snakes?

Or whatever your religion believes?

It's all the same thing really, prayer, ritual, and belief.

It is exactly as weird or weirder.

Not a great excuse.