2003-08-06 12:18:48 PM skinink


I suspect the creation of their child will somehow resemble Mia Farrow's rape scene in "Rosemary's Baby"

LOL

push_the_button: Don't worry,you'll get your cash. It could be days,could be weeks. We bet on all kinds of silly sh[t. This could be the most volatile one yet!

cbm5 said
The real question: is B. Aff going to stick with J. Lo?
Sure all of you might keep the Taco Flavored Keeses but think, Ben has his pick of all women including any current girlfriend or wife you may have. Sadly.

Wrong and wrong. So wrong, I cannot stress this enough.

I kind of want to go see Gigli to get an idea of how bad of a trainwreck it is.

Who knows maybe its the comeback hit of the summer!

/not likely

"Oh Ben you are so perrrfeeect, spectacularrr in every way,
You bring light in to my life, Ben. You almost make me forget about... Tacos! Oh tacos, so good in my tummy ummy ummy give me more. I love you Ben, You almost make me forget about tacos....."

and

"Baby lets make a run for the border,
Gotta hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I ordered
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop."

If this was a just world, there would be constant CNN coverage on this.

...

ugh

i'm so glad they are back together.

now if only angelina and billy bob will get back together everything would once again be right with the world.

Awe... So sad... *tear*

Jeez, who cares?! Is the 15 minutes not up for these losers yet?

Why do producers keep paying for ben assfleck to be in movies? i can think of a single GOOD movie this nutsack is in...

Dogma was good, but despite what you might hear, Affleck was not the bomb in Phantoms.

Dogma was a great movie - one of my favorites. But NOT because of Ben Affleck. There were so many talented people in that movie. That cast was amazing. But anyone could have played Ben's part as well as, or better than, he did.

Hell, Keanu Reeves could have done just as well.

dont click on the link if you dont care... and go troll other sites...

2003-08-06 12:41:31 PM wickedMule

Jeez, who cares?! Is the 15 minutes not up for these losers yet?

It'll be over when she poses nude. Hopefully soon.

Mall Rats, Good Will Hunting...

If you people genuinely *do not care* - why do the J & B threads get over 100 posts?

Honestly - just skip it. Ok?

dont click on the link if you dont care... and go troll other sites...

Trolling? We all agree on the matter, except for you, it seems.

Thank god they worked it out now I can come off the ledge.

And the guy directly above my previous post.

Funny how all the same people who posted "Who cares?" in the previous Benifer post did so again. If you don't care then STFU. You all know that when you heard about their "engagement" that you thought it was a joke and wouldn't last. Just admit it.

I don't care about whether or ont they stay together or break up...it doesn't mean I don't have an opinion. We can't all be self-absorbed and self-righteous people who don't think about anything outside their own search for instant gratification.

As for 15 minutes, it's obvious that the American culture these days doesn't even have the attention span for that long. It's not a matter of caring...it's a matter of having an opinion. It's not a very PC thing to have an opinion in America these days. Glad I don't live there.

/blatant threadjack

Give up the account dylan!! I NEEED that username!

Im also sending threatening letters to bob dylan so's he'll hand over dylan.com

Wait... what is with all the "Taco" references?
J-Blow is Puerto Rican, right?

Tacos be mexican, ese`. Get your racial stereotypes right, pinche maricone.

NO MORE GODDAMN J-LO ON FARK.

I think by "don't care" most people mean they won't lose sleep over it. So what if people biatch and complain? It just makes it more entertaining.

Not trolling Qburt, just stating my opinion. From the looks
of this thread most Farkers feel the same.

Judging by the previous headline, I'd say we have outselves a consistency issue. One thing I'd like to note, the headline announcing me breaking up with MY ex failed to be fark-worthy. Why the hell are J-Ho and Tiny Pecker Ben so damn special? I dont give a frosted fark who they are, peoples romance shinanigans are NOT interesting to read about, no matter how famous a prick and twat are involved. I wouldnt hit it, and even if I wanted to, I couldnt. SO I DONT CARE. Stop with the 12 year old girl news, and get back to the good stuff involving people getting rodents stuck in their sphinchters and limbs caught in meat grinders.

by saying "i don't care," i think people are expressing frustration over the media's obsession with celebrities...and, in this case, celebrities' obsession with themselves and their exaggerated sense of what's really important in the world.

and j-lo and ben aren't important.

they can take their money and careers and move to indonesia for all i care....except i'd feel sorry for indonesia. because i don't care either!

Dissent, I take it you missed the very funny South Park episode with Ben and "J. Lo?"

Like the Strongbad followers that you are, you all amy now either agree with me, or ridicule me for my spelling and grammar errors. GO!

qburt:

How typical that a fan of that useless sport, soccer, is caught up in defending two celebrities who are also useless. I'm sure Ben and J-Lo appreciate your support. Go Beckham!


/now that's trollin'. See the difference?

though i was reading the enquirer story last night while waiting to buy milk and grapes at the food store and thought it was pretty funny, and thought "j-lo won't stand for this, girl!" and....

whoops.

Do you think J-Lo likes it in an uncomforable place?

I agree with Guy Incognito, except with the indonesia part. Remember how after 9-11 everyone in hollywood was convinced they were the next target cause for some reason they thought they were so important to the survival of america? These people need a reality check.

Ask Kobe.

one more j lo and ben article and Im losing all respect for fark. shouldnt that shiat be for E or MTV or some other less cool place...

Saralitacolita,

Yeah, I missed it.

Was watching my pubic hair grow.

The fickle finger of--- of----

Wait.... I forgot who the story was about.



/not sure if Lopez-Affleck are becoming cliche

who the hell cares? Why do Lopez/Afflec stories get posted so often these days? They are neither funny or even mildly ineresting.

Strikitrich: I dunno, she doesn't seem like the kinda chick to hang out in the back of a volkswagen.

Oh no you didn't. My name is mis Jenifffer Lopezzzzzz!!!!! Give me taco flavored kisses or else you die, you filthy bastards~~~~

Hm, stripper or J-lo. Sometimes J-lo looks like a stripper:


Unless Ben risked their relationship for this kind of stripper:

What a whore, of the "attention" variety.

2003-08-06 12:05:23 PM Nightsweat
They replaced the commercials with trailers for Bad Boys 2?

Jeez, there's a devil's choice. Do you want the movie that sucked or the one that gobbled?

Hey now. Bad Boys II was completely upfront with what kind of movie it was, and it delivered what it promised--gleeful, amoral destruction and violence.

Ahhh well, I'll stop tryin' to locate her number now I guess!

"WhoCARES!?"

Phew, thank god they are still together!!!

People and the media just hate to see two people truly in love and happy.