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2011-04-11 12:32:01 AM  

skink: I think 'Jesus Christ it's a LION' cat needs those googly eyes.


img705.imageshack.us

/FTFM
 
2011-04-11 12:32:59 AM  

victrin: Okay... Does anybody else find that thing to be freaking terrifying? Seriously almost crapped my pants!


No, pretty much everyone else here finds it an hysterical Hanna Barbera/Warner Brothers precursor from another time.

The terror, that's all you.
 
2011-04-11 12:33:24 AM  
How did this piece of crap get greenlit?
 
2011-04-11 12:34:04 AM  

This thread:

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2011-04-11 12:34:25 AM  

twfeline: How did this piece of crap get greenlit?


Get out.
 
2011-04-11 12:34:37 AM  

Hankie Fest: Enemabag Jones: I always like the 'experimental' taxidermy done around the 19th century.

They were making fish with fur, , monkeys that lived in the water and other animals that did not exist as high concept works of art, and just dares. Some were really, really well done.

Because of this the duck-billed platypus was rejected as a real animal.

/I forgot what this line of taxodermy was called.

Awesome. It was called AWESOME.


Wasn't it called rogue taxidermy? Too lazy to Google.
 
2011-04-11 12:34:38 AM  
Hankie Fest: Enemabag Jones: I always like the 'experimental' taxidermy done around the 19th century.

They were making fish with fur, , monkeys that lived in the water and other animals that did not exist as high concept works of art, and just dares. Some were really, really well done.

Because of this the duck-billed platypus was rejected as a real animal.

/I forgot what this line of taxodermy was called.

Awesome. It was called AWESOME.


They're called 'gaffs'
 
2011-04-11 12:34:46 AM  

skink: skink: I think 'Jesus Christ it's a LION' cat needs those googly eyes.



/FTFM


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2011-04-11 12:35:44 AM  
lol this is the best thread I've read on Fark in a long time.
 
2011-04-11 12:38:26 AM  
www.digitaljournal.com
 
2011-04-11 12:41:02 AM  
Weeping...

Seth, first batch, #4, "do not want" coyote. Nearly gave me convulsions.
 
2011-04-11 12:41:56 AM  
7deadlysinners.typepad.com
 
2011-04-11 12:43:36 AM  
SweetSilverBlues: Wasn't it called rogue taxidermy? Too lazy to Google.

It is now, yes.
 
2011-04-11 12:44:02 AM  
www.chinasmack.com
 
2011-04-11 12:45:05 AM  

Ringshadow: Great_Milenko: dbrunker: Now see what you need is Crappy Taxidermy. An entire blog of ineptly prepared and/or desecrated animal corpses.

This one wins


A delightful mix of total incompetence and "just don't give a fark"

Coupled with a complete lack of understanding of what taxidermy is.

That one pleased me, actually. I enjoy the silly.

Also like this one:


I FOUND PILLS. AND ATE THEM.


That site creeped me out.

No, it wasn't the dead animals. It wasn't the bones and guts.

It was the fact that the dude in this picture looks exactly like me:

i16.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-11 12:53:45 AM  

skink: skink: I think 'Jesus Christ it's a LION' cat needs those googly eyes.



/FTFM


nailed it.
 
2011-04-11 12:54:04 AM  
t0.gstatic.com

BTW, don't see this movie. You'll be sorry.
 
2011-04-11 12:54:18 AM  
The lion was allegorical.

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2011-04-11 12:54:50 AM  
I cannot stop laughing. My Swedish husband does not find it funny. At. all. Which makes it even funnier.
 
2011-04-11 12:57:18 AM  
www.reocities.com

So? I made a pigeon-rat...
 
2011-04-11 12:57:52 AM  

daisyd00dle: I cannot stop laughing. My Swedish husband does not find it funny. At. all. Which makes it even funnier.


Oh, just tell him to take his pompous lions somewhere else.
 
2011-04-11 12:59:08 AM  
starsandgarters.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-04-11 01:00:44 AM  
I say f*ck you, Jobu. I skin it myself
 
2011-04-11 01:04:24 AM  
Didn't notice them posted yet, so:
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2011-04-11 01:06:35 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-04-11 01:08:36 AM  

Therion: The lion was allegorical.


Lol.
 
2011-04-11 01:15:04 AM  
mocoloco.com
 
2011-04-11 01:16:52 AM  
Therion: img854.imageshack.us

Well played, sir!
 
2011-04-11 01:19:23 AM  
i55.tinypic.com
 
2011-04-11 01:19:56 AM  
What is this I don't even...

But I like it.
 
2011-04-11 01:20:36 AM  

Enemabag Jones: I always like the 'experimental' taxidermy done around the 19th century.

They were making fish with fur, , monkeys that lived in the water and other animals that did not exist as high concept works of art, and just dares. Some were really, really well done.

Because of this the duck-billed platypus was rejected as a real animal.

/I forgot what this line of taxodermy was called.


So I went to Wiki and be darned if you aren't absolutely right.

And WTF is up with the electroreception? I mean... Wow. Just totally weird.
 
2011-04-11 01:24:54 AM  
Always learn something new on Fark. Last week it was Brazillian Fart Fetish Porn, this week it's this
 
2011-04-11 01:30:32 AM  
It's a half-Trollface half lion.

Isn't it enough that I ruined a lion making it for you?
 
2011-04-11 01:32:10 AM  
Aidan: So I went to Wiki and be darned if you aren't absolutely right.

And WTF is up with the electroreception? I mean... Wow. Just totally weird.


If you dig off wiki they used to be called 'gaffes'. "Rogue Taxidermy" wasn't coined until 2005
 
2011-04-11 01:36:40 AM  

olavf: Aidan: So I went to Wiki and be darned if you aren't absolutely right.

And WTF is up with the electroreception? I mean... Wow. Just totally weird.

If you dig off wiki they used to be called 'gaffes'. "Rogue Taxidermy" wasn't coined until 2005


Yes, and for some reason, they are in a lot of movies and even have their own tape.
 
2011-04-11 01:42:37 AM  
I wish there was an "epic thread" feature, where all the really good threads go to live out the rest of their lives as fark trophies. But alas there is not. This is one of the best threads I have ever seen.
 
2011-04-11 01:44:02 AM  
Ender's: Yes, and for some reason, they are in a lot of movies and even have their own tape.

heh.
 
2011-04-11 01:45:25 AM  

ElPolloLoco: I just don't get it. Even if you had never seen a lion before, why would you think its tongue sticks out and its eyes are crossed?


Give him a break, he'd only seen them in pictures.
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-11 01:46:33 AM  
img219.imageshack.us
 
2011-04-11 01:52:43 AM  

Ender's: Always learn something new on Fark. Last week it was Brazillian Fart Fetish Porn, this week it's this


Heh. I thought Brazilian fart porn was just a South Park joke, had no idea it was real.
 
2011-04-11 01:55:47 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: i55.tinypic.com


This is my favorite so far...


I gotta go to bed but man, good show folks
 
2011-04-11 02:02:32 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Heh. I thought Brazilian fart porn was just a South Park joke, had no idea it was real.


Met a farker at Nascon who had me farkied under the heading, "Brazilian Fart Fetish Porn". I had no idea either.
 
2011-04-11 02:20:22 AM  
Ender's: Met a farker at Nascon who had me farkied under the heading, "Brazilian Fart Fetish Porn". I had no idea either.

That's a lot of Fart Fetish Porn :/
 
2011-04-11 02:22:53 AM  
pics.blameitonthevoices.com

/hot and depressed
 
2011-04-11 02:27:40 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

"Hayyyyy"
 
2011-04-11 02:38:36 AM  

twfeline: How did this piece of crap get greenlit?


Oh, quit yer biatchin'.
 
2011-04-11 02:42:54 AM  
OMG FACEBOOK PAGE LOL (^)
 
2011-04-11 02:45:09 AM  
olavf: OMG FACEBOOK PAGE LOL (^)

Farking TF. Try this (^)

Or https://www.facebook.com/pages/Lejonet-p%C3%A5-Gripsholms-Slott/113607498385
 
2011-04-11 02:51:25 AM  

Begoggle: www.randomville.com

Do you prefer 1 lumps or 2?
I'll take 3 lumps!


Yeah, that's what came into my head...
 
2011-04-11 02:53:09 AM  

Chariset: It's a half-Trollface half lion.

Isn't it enough that I ruined a lion making it for you?


Ok, maybe it is a little too much Troll Face
 
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