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2011-04-10 11:35:10 PM
For those of you old enough to have seen the cartoon...every time you see that picture, you'll now hear either

"I don't drink tea...I drink COFFEE! HEEEEEE!"
or "I want a whole LOTTA lumps!"


you're welcome.
 
2011-04-10 11:35:33 PM

cryinoutloud: GungFu: WTF is this shiat?

The first one is a platypus. It's for reals. And the second one is a jackalope, but they only live on our walls, despite what some people have heard.



A beaver with a duck bill? Bullshiat. Next you'll be telling me it lays eggs.

I know a friend who breeds rabbits and some have horns. I think they are real. They're called antelabbits, though.
 
2011-04-10 11:36:29 PM
All these lousy taxidermy photos reminded me of this movie (new window).
 
2011-04-10 11:37:17 PM

Pestifer: The thing looks a lot like a heraldic lion. Thank god those farkers were killed off in the 11th century.


Oh god that reminds me of this:

i.imgur.com

Look up the heraldry, this is absolutely true.
 
2011-04-10 11:39:11 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Pestifer: The thing looks a lot like a heraldic lion. Thank god those farkers were killed off in the 11th century.

Oh god that reminds me of this:



Look up the heraldry, this is absolutely true.


Oh my GAWD I can hardly breathe I am now laughing so hard. I am sending that to so many people. Can't believe I've never seen that before!
 
2011-04-10 11:40:19 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Look up the heraldry, this is absolutely true.


I almost died when I saw the one from Finland...

Oh my god...
 
2011-04-10 11:40:57 PM
I'm a lion. Roar. Hurrrr.
 
2011-04-10 11:43:40 PM

Sarcastica75: I'm a lion. Roar. Hurrrr.


From the comments in the article


The lion has an amazing herp derp face :)
 
2011-04-10 11:44:45 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2011-04-10 11:44:46 PM
I can haz mah teef bak?
 
2011-04-10 11:46:09 PM

Chupacabra Sandwich: I almost died when I saw the one from Finland...

Oh my god...



SweetSilverBlues: Oh my GAWD I can hardly breathe I am now laughing so hard. I am sending that to so many people. Can't believe I've never seen that before!


Denmark:
upload.wikimedia.org

Sweden:
upload.wikimedia.org

Norway:
upload.wikimedia.org

Finland:
upload.wikimedia.org

For reference.
 
2011-04-10 11:46:36 PM

Noon Blue Apples: GungFu: WTF is this shiat?

The second picture is a jackalope - not real
The first one is a platypus, and I assure you, it's real



Are you trying to con me? jackalope looks real. I googled the pic so it must be real.

Never seen a 'playpus' before, therefore, it's fake. People just stuck different bits of animals together. It's so unconvincing.

LOL. Here's a bad photoshop of a hedgehog with porcupine needles! It's REAL. Haha!
www.yoga-mitrin.com
 
2011-04-10 11:47:15 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Pestifer: The thing looks a lot like a heraldic lion. Thank god those farkers were killed off in the 11th century.

Oh god that reminds me of this:



Look up the heraldry, this is absolutely true.


WIN.
 
2011-04-10 11:47:25 PM

Looks for all the world like the lion was done up in the style of the old heraldic images. A lion passant, in this case.

i50.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-10 11:48:40 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2011-04-10 11:50:05 PM

GungFu: Noon Blue Apples: GungFu: WTF is this shiat?

The second picture is a jackalope - not real
The first one is a platypus, and I assure you, it's real


Are you trying to con me? jackalope looks real. I googled the pic so it must be real.

Never seen a 'playpus' before, therefore, it's fake. People just stuck different bits of animals together. It's so unconvincing.

LOL. Here's a bad photoshop of a hedgehog with porcupine needles! It's REAL. Haha!


Hahaha, my inner nerd was like "OMG THAT'S A REAL ANIMAL, GOD!"

The heraldry was awesome. This thread is the best.
 
2011-04-10 11:50:13 PM
Oh damn I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. This is good stuff.
 
2011-04-10 11:51:54 PM
I'm still laughing at that stupid Finland COA
 
2011-04-10 11:53:08 PM
I want two of these as statues at the end of my driveway.
 
2011-04-10 11:55:05 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Chupacabra Sandwich: I almost died when I saw the one from Finland...

Oh my god...


SweetSilverBlues: Oh my GAWD I can hardly breathe I am now laughing so hard. I am sending that to so many people. Can't believe I've never seen that before!

Denmark:


Sweden:


Norway:


Finland:


For reference.


Yeah, that's what I was laughing so hard at, I know their crests! Poor, poor Finland...bless their heart.
 
2011-04-10 11:58:07 PM
www.doodlestar.com
 
2011-04-11 12:00:19 AM
I see I'm late. 's what I get for finding an image to post. (g)
 
2011-04-11 12:01:25 AM
29.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-04-11 12:03:16 AM
nosolospam.com
 
2011-04-11 12:04:01 AM

GungFu: cryinoutloud: GungFu: WTF is this shiat?


A beaver with a duck bill? Bullshiat. Next you'll be telling me it lays eggs.



or is venomous!
 
2011-04-11 12:04:04 AM
birminghamfreepress.com

"You overeat, and I get fat too, ya know."
 
2011-04-11 12:06:04 AM
A similar story is told about the lion sculptures flanking the base of Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square, London. The artist, Sir Edwin Landseer, had never seen a lion when he was commissioned to create them in 1867 so he was provided with the semi-dessicated corpse of one to use as his model. It didn't work out very well, so he ended up using his St. Bernard instead. The result is decidedly canine, especially the paws:
www.victorianweb.org
[hot]
 
2011-04-11 12:06:07 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-04-11 12:06:38 AM
So.Much.Win.
 
2011-04-11 12:06:52 AM
I saw that pic and busted out laughing. Too much
 
2011-04-11 12:07:48 AM
Aw, someone beat me to the "taxiderpy" punchline. Ah, well.
 
2011-04-11 12:09:14 AM

Begoggle: Do you prefer 1 lumps or 2?
I'll take 3 lumps!


This thread is full of win but that was what I was imagining reading the headline
 
2011-04-11 12:09:43 AM
www.myspacefx.net

/needs a good shooping of the lion's head onto it
 
2011-04-11 12:09:50 AM
I think 'Jesus Christ it's a LION' cat needs those googly eyes.
 
2011-04-11 12:09:53 AM

postnobills: A similar story is told about the lion sculptures flanking the base of Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square, London. The artist, Sir Edwin Landseer, had never seen a lion when he was commissioned to create them in 1867 so he was provided with the semi-dessicated corpse of one to use as his model. It didn't work out very well, so he ended up using his St. Bernard instead. The result is decidedly canine, especially the paws:

[hot]


www.wikinfo.org

Ed...ward...
It hurts. Edward.
 
2011-04-11 12:10:44 AM

Oznog: postnobills: A similar story is told about the lion sculptures flanking the base of Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square, London. The artist, Sir Edwin Landseer, had never seen a lion when he was commissioned to create them in 1867 so he was provided with the semi-dessicated corpse of one to use as his model. It didn't work out very well, so he ended up using his St. Bernard instead. The result is decidedly canine, especially the paws:

[hot]



Ed...ward...
It hurts. Edward.


Oh not cool, that ep made me cry.

You're harshin' my mellow, man.
 
2011-04-11 12:11:01 AM

CygnusDarius:


Oh man, my favorite Pokemon.

P.S. Oznog, wtf happen to the cat. Wat. Happen.
 
2011-04-11 12:11:57 AM
Seth'n'Spectrum... Priceless. I still can't stop laughing
 
2011-04-11 12:12:39 AM
Oznog:Ed...ward...
It hurts. Edward.


I did not need a reminder of that episode right before bed. Especially not the part where Scar unmakes her.
 
2011-04-11 12:12:52 AM
CygnusDarius

[cubone.jpg]

Thank you for making this thread even more happy-inducing.
 
2011-04-11 12:14:18 AM
blog.etherea.org

"You know what cheers me up when I'm feeling shiatty? Rolled up aces over kings."
 
2011-04-11 12:18:14 AM
www.follandfamily.com
 
2011-04-11 12:19:41 AM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-04-11 12:20:00 AM
olavf
*pic*


*lol clap*
 
2011-04-11 12:20:12 AM

olavf: www.follandfamily.com


HAHA
 
2011-04-11 12:21:05 AM

olavf:


Perfect.
 
2011-04-11 12:21:41 AM
And remember:
Q-Bone's mother was killed.
He now wares the skull of his deceased mother.

I has sad
 
2011-04-11 12:25:52 AM
Okay... Does anybody else find that thing to be freaking terrifying? Seriously almost crapped my pants!
 
2011-04-11 12:29:11 AM

Enemabag Jones: I always like the 'experimental' taxidermy done around the 19th century.

They were making fish with fur, , monkeys that lived in the water and other animals that did not exist as high concept works of art, and just dares. Some were really, really well done.

Because of this the duck-billed platypus was rejected as a real animal.

/I forgot what this line of taxodermy was called.


Awesome. It was called AWESOME.
 
2011-04-11 12:31:06 AM
t1.gstatic.com

Do it.

/so many other Lion King stills would work too
 
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